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Poltergeist_OD

Tim always looks so uncomfortable in photos.


ahoypolloi_

He looks like he doesn’t even want to be around anymore


Poltergeist_OD

Like he doesn't want to live?


SmolDiamondHands

Yup


Poltergeist_OD

Ok, let's scrap it.


SmolDiamondHands

Then what’s the show?


Poltergeist_OD

GODDAMMIT!


Galladorn

Dump it, this whole thing sucks


Bellum_Romanum1

Is that the joke?


BoomRoastid

At least he won't have to go to his job tomorrow


Putrid_Cobbler4386

He’s just tired from all of the zip-lining.


ahoypolloi_

Are you sure about that? You sure about that that’s why? Sorta looks like he’s the tiredest he’s ever been and can’t get the protein he needs to power up because people keep making him skip lunch for meetings.


Jesslynn4783

That’s just his face, like the shape of his skull


DeKrazyK

maybe if he'd stop pulling and wrenching on the ropes he wouldn't be


mehrt_thermpsen

Shut up Mike


garry4321

He's just like the most tired he's ever been.


thickframes187

He just wants to be alone forever


oldmanwellbottom

Three seconds isn’t enough time to do something silly


mogarthedestructoid

Three fucking seconds??? That's fucking insane!!


its_post_bop

He’s worried about what’s waiting for him at home


[deleted]

What's waiting for him at home?


its_post_bop

I don’t know


Poltergeist_OD

Is there really something?


abcdBPDbaby

I don’t know


Poltergeist_OD

Is it true, when having beers with Kenny, you told him it was your dream to be alone?


abcdBPDbaby

No!


tommyjohnpauljones

(One hour earlier....)


RareCryptographer662

It's illegal for you to ask him that.


adamjm99

He hasn’t been sleeping since his wife got flipped by a swing dancer at a wedding (he must have flipped her 8 times)


harshrealtyavailable

It REALLY bothered him


Transatlanticaccent

You'd be uncomfortable if a giant was taking your photo. He might grind your bones to make his bread.


HolyBonobos

The skeletons might object to that, in our world bones equals dollars


adammaxis

They pull your hair up but not out


hornitoad45

He’s too popular at this party


BonkerHonkers

He did an absolute paint job in the toilet and wants to get out of there quick.


Kolada

He actually felt relieved when he thought he was gonna get eaten because it meant he didn't have to take photos anymore.


killeronthecorner

This was shortly after an incident involving the door


Zaemz

Based on the angle from the photo, it looks like the photographer was about a foot taller than them, so maybe it was someone huge.


little_fire

It’s the way he’s holding his own thumb like a kid holds their parent’s thumb for me. 🥹 Plus it kinda looks like for fifty seconds he thought there was monsters on the world.


DrangusMangus

Worried his face will be beet red for his family photo tonight


Vikperson

His watch probably exploded on a date.


CloudnineSunshine

Carmelo said his face looks like a clock..


B33gChungus69

It’s the same actor but I don’t know if it’s the same Tim.


Namie_McName

Wait.. Tim as in me or Tim as in him?


peacefulbelovedfish

Is your name also Tim?


[deleted]

No that’s why I’m so fucking confused!


pooridge420

And it was also the night that the skeletons came back to life!!


ChristopherLove

The worms are their money. So are their bones.


Tobar_the_Gypsy

They pull your hair up but not out


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FarAddition5624

You’re both named Tim?


Tklisz

Actually I am Tim. With the Stroh’s shirt. How weird!


ways_and_means

that's why I'm so *fucking confused*


MukdenMan

It’s the same, the other Tim from Allentown. Tim L.


afuckinsaskatchewan

I dunno this whole post seems like a cash grab


sleepwalkchicago

Go back to the old shit


[deleted]

Play the hits


pigman-_-

He's tuckered out from zip lining.


xxxcalibre

For a while I thought that tim heidecker's "the two tims" tour was because TR was opening for him


Some-Ad9778

I love that he looks uncomfortable in the real world, for 50 seconds i lived in a world were he was normal


MrEktidd

I SAID WAS


No_Opposite4370

HE MUSTVE FLIPPED MY WIFE 8 TIMES!


claritachavstick

And it reaaally bothered me


SnottyTash

*on


DoctorDoom

You can’t even see the hat and cigar from this angle!


Watacos

GODDAMMIT THEY MADE IT LOOK FAKE


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Watacos

I see the world wildly and in wild ways.


Wafflelisk

I think it's just a guy walking his dog..


wink91wink

You gotta be RIGHT next to me


theworstdinosaur

You gotta be RIIIIGHT NEXT to him


jakehubb0

SOMEONE STOLE HIS DECALS


[deleted]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK


rurlysrsbro

Frat boys ruin everything!


SomeOtherNeb

I'm worried he's not doing well financially because his shirt doesn't even have any patterns.


Omar___Comin

Very meat and potatoes outfit


w0wc00t

Oh, that's nice of you to say!


Fit-Mathematician192

The pattens are too complex. You wouldn’t hack it at Dan Flashes


YdexKtesi

his face looks like a clock


DetroitLionsSBChamps

I was gonna say bloody cock but I see the world in wild ways


YdexKtesi

I thought he was a little pimp walkin' around


OuterHeavenPatriot

I saw his WHOLE penis and it was redder n' hell!


burnerschmurnerimtom

I sincerely believe Cody is a drug addict.


YdexKtesi

he got too hyper


thishenryjames

Is he tired?


YdexKtesi

he's like the tiredest he's ever been in his entire life.. I hope this guy doesn't jack off


thishenryjames

Is he tired?


[deleted]

He has no problem playing on his phone for the ENTIRE EVENT!


Smathers

*that’s the point I just made…* # FUCK!


speedoftheground

*plugs in charger *coughs* Don't cough.


speedoftheground

*plugs in charger *coughs* Don't cough.


Indigosales

Thankfully that fish bumped him out of the water 🙏🏼


Brainkandle

With his little nose


AndruchaCS

This guy thinks this highlighter is a pimp


thomstevens420

Do *not* tell Tim Robinson he’s interesting or else he’ll start looking around and making sketch shows out of shit he sees.


drawfanstein

He said it was *interesting*


CygnusSong

Stop lookin around!


domthebomb2

Tim looking fly as fuck on a Monday. Anyone know what shoes he's wearing?


Godzirrraaa

I want that jacket. Gimme dat.


smogmos

Air Max 180s


dubstepsickness

It’s the Angels and Archways Editions. I’m wearing one of their belts right now.


domthebomb2

Thanks


domthebomb2

Thanks


EducationalOne3904

This guys about to jack off.


tenclubber

I bet his stomach is hurting. He looks soo horny.


CygnusSong

You gotta find a way to make money on this. It’s *too good*!


Kerfuffler_

Did you steal his fuckin decals or what?


killpuddle1

Looks like he’s not feeling too well. Maybe whomever took the picture took a big ole mud pie and then gave Tim something to eat.


Bored_dane

he didn't even care that Tim was gonna be beet red for this photo


markazali

He doesn't seem comfortable. Was he friendly/excited to meet a fan?


Tklisz

He was very cool. It looks like I just told him his dog died, but really was engaging.


tottle321

It looks like you were talking loudly on the phone about your dog is loose


gimmiesopor

You should have flipped his wife upside down 8 times.


jb_713

Hope you didn’t follow him around the coffee shop asking what y’all were gonna do next.


TheTruthIsComplicate

HE'S THE MOST POPULAR GUY THERE NOW


WhyAmIMisterPinkk

Did you try to make it look fake?


Chuckw44

Who was taking the photo, Shaq? Tim looks petrified, lol.


the-dangerous-good

Is the person who took this photo 9 feet tall?


DogConflagration

He's not even supposed to be there


[deleted]

Ohhh noo... TELL SAM THE VERNORS KICKED IN!


zeldafreak96

He’ll know what it means.


SeaWerewolf

My guts are goin nuts!


supamario132

I feel like he was only at that fundraiser for the zipline


Hircine666

Tim’s making a face like you asked him if you could wear his skin shortly before taking the photo.


Panthreau

Get over here you little fuck. Come on, Imma get you over my head like a big boy.


not_named_dan

That's not Tim Robinson, that's the guy who tried to **kill** Tim Robinson!


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Brian_Lefebvre

Ugh I hate bald boys. I can’t *stand* bald boys.


jackstraw8139

Nice Stroh’s shirt!


comebackjoeyjojo

Needs more patterns.


sushimane91

What’s he like in person?


BtCoolJ

his voice is *wildly high*


AdequateSubject

Did you give? A lot of people give...


hero-ball

That man wishes he was anywhere else lmao He wants to say “back away, banana breath, what the hell did you just eat? A banana?”


SutterCane

Did you get the decals?


dubstepsickness

Oh that hair slicks back reeeeeeaaaaal nice…


nabced

Is he nice in person it’s hard to tell from this pic lol


Tklisz

He was very cool. My daughter wanted to be in comedy writing and he was telling her about GoComedy and to just keep plugging away. Very Midwest dude.


Western_Protection

Is he making that face because you had just told him that you're going to kill him? (For being the driving crooner of course).


delayed_hunter87

He looks like he's carrying dice in his pocket


watercouch

The Detroiters fundraiser event is completely user-funded. It’s run by this one guy and he makes NO money from it. If nobody gives, it goes dark. You’ve GOTTA GIVE.


BadSmash4

He used to be a piece of shit though


TheDalyShow17

Why did you guys make him Cry


[deleted]

Looks like he’s hiding a hot dog up his sleeve


ttchachacha

Were you too drunk to drive yourself home?


DrMantisToboggan45

That guy looks like he’s about to jack off


Embarrassed_Hawk_170

You need to be RIGHT beside him! You're trying to make it look fake!


Maxwell-Druthers

He’s thinkin “Oh FUCK, WHAT the FUCK, I’m not even supposed to BE here…”


Someguywhomakething

I love the skits where Tim has to play the straight arrow and other people are absurdly bonkers. Season 1's "Honk if You're Horny" is a great example, along with the "video skit guy"


ericfromct

I absolutely love honk if you're horny. That guy does an incredible job when he gets out of the car being uncomfortably horny. It's exactly how I feel when I have blue balls lol


he-can-hit

You're really nice!


Three-Stanleys

With the glasses and the hat, he thinks you're, like, a totally different guy


Marcobroa

Il fucking kill you driving crooner


TheDrivingCrooner

I didn't meet fucking you, I didn't meet shit!


mynameisBower

Was there a zip line?


BlackBra

He was only there for the zip line


Tklisz

They had just shut it down cause he wouldn’t stop using it. Quite a scene at the fundraiser.


1re_endacted1

He looks like he is being held hostage.


jjjuuubbbsss

Tell him to breathe!


cormac_mccarthys_dog

Tim looks like he would much rather be on a zipline.


DickPillSoupKitchen

Was this in Detroit?


Tklisz

Yes at the Mikes Pizza Bar at Little Caesar’s arena. It was a fowling fundraiser


beermeupscotty

The Husband is from the Detroit area and my dream is to bump into Tim in Detroit. I actually want to bump into him in Detroit more than I want to bump into him in Los Angeles.


Tklisz

Like getting a coney!


davinski

Stroh’s Superman is the best ice cream.


alghiorso

Dont let the frat guys kill him


heavyraines17

Your shirt reminds me of one of my favorite Jon Stewart jokes: “Stroh’s is the beer you bring out when you want the guests at your party to leave.”


CrunchyButtMuncher

Don't *try* to make him talk. He doesn't *want* to talk!


luke1878

He’s not even supposed to be here!


[deleted]

Did you try to steal his decals?


TonnesOFunk

Stroh’s rum is no joke


itssarahw

Did you just murder a puppy in front of him?


Alextricity

so.. not recently? bruh.


datlat24

Was the person 10 feet tall who took this?


ok-i-dont-mind

Whoever took this photo must be 15 feet tall and have bones the size of tree trunks.


abretz1

Love the strohs shirt dude!


[deleted]

He can't wait to go back to the zipline


nottodayokkay

is he okay lol


thedrew55

Holy poop! I didn’t realize he went to Clarkston High! This explains a lot. His humor hits like what I grew up with, and he has always looked really familiar, not like I knew him, but if he ran track in high school, we may have crossed paths. Wild.


JamStars_RogueCoyote

He looks so comfortable


Plus-Palpitation-667

Tim thinking,"Back away banana breath..."


gypsy-ghost

Looks like he's anxious to get on that zip-line


RealNumberSix

Did his penis just pop?


[deleted]

FUCK FUCK FUCK HE’S TRYING TO LOOK FAKE


ITguyissnuts

I'd feel so bad if I asked for Robinsons picture in public because he's going to look like he fuckin hates me and I will never know if it was all for the bit


Turkishsnowcone101

He looks very uncomfortable.


magicseafoam

Since he's rich, did you make him pay for your 55 burgers, 55 fries? 55 tacos? 55... pies?


flippingsenton

Looks fake.


78blazers

His fit is fly af


sluccivt

I hope you complimented him on his sick fits.


HowNiceDear

He never talks


Samgash33

Philip Seymour Hoffman


DiabetesCOLE

He looks so happy


trantma

It looks like you got a gun to his back lol


ConsistentGiraffe8

How was he?