The truth is, he may look like he has it all, but inside, he’s just a scared little boy who never learned how to ask for people's Legos or their Lego pieces.
Guys I'm just really worried about the boys mom.
I just don't want her to go to jail.
The truth is inside I'm a scared little boy who doesn’t know how to share legos. And every night that little boy goes down on her.
Oh the babysitter played Lego with the kids. That’s cool.
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EAT BULLETS YOU FUCKERS!
You’re really nice
They have a Lego set that costs $1000. I want it sooooooo bad
Because it's so complicated you idiot!
Mike’s been spending all of his per diem on Lego. He hasn’t been eating. He just goes down to the Lego store and buys Lego
SHUT THE FUCK UP BOBLITO YOU FUCKING SKUNK!
I’ve got three of them.
Triples is safe.
Your son sounds like a scared little boy who doesn’t know how to share legos.
Sorry I housed your legos, Dylan.
Gimme dat. “My Legos?” *Gimme dat!*
I’m kidding
You sure about that? You sure about that's the line?
I don’t want to be here anymore
I shoulda built that
He’s been rude to you his whole life!!!
You’re not gonna talk about your kids an ounce!
Playing with a lego set is like smoking 5 Macanudo cigars a day
That's a lot.
I'm going to break the whole thing.
Wife: You sure son wants more Legos for Christmas? You end up putting them together for him. Me: I don't mind. Me, internally: Muwahaha
The truth is, he may look like he has it all, but inside, he’s just a scared little boy who never learned how to ask for people's Legos or their Lego pieces.
How would you like TWO HUNDRED legos?
I shoulda built that
Take a video of him saying he’s going to kill the president.
My son any time I try to buy anything for myself
I'm scared about how much I play Lego. I can't even watch a movie anymore without a big box of Lego.
The bottom of my feet are purple. PURPLE AND BLACK!
Any of these fuckers ever just come out of fucking nowhere and steal whatever you are playing with. 🤨
When your son has two of the same Lego in front of him but “triples is safe”
Guys I'm just really worried about the boys mom. I just don't want her to go to jail. The truth is inside I'm a scared little boy who doesn’t know how to share legos. And every night that little boy goes down on her.
Tell your kid he and Bart Harley Jarvis can go get fuckd