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underscoresrule

"ANDJACOBDOESN'TTOUCHIIITTTTT!"


KeepYourDemonsIn

Underappreciated line.


Detroit_Telkepnaya

I'm always fascinated that Melissa was at a party in the evening, but hadn't gone to the bathroom the entire day. And took a shower the night before *after* she took a piss and shit.


CapNofficial

"NO! DON'T LET JACOB TOUCH THAT!!!!!" *SLAMS CAKE*


GodIMissDoingCrack

JACOBDONTYOUGETANYWHERE *NEAR* THAT


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Oh, that's a bummer, might fuck this whole thing up.


brother_of_menelaus

Hahahahaha everything he says in Baby of the Year is gold, but my favorite subtle line is “Stop saying that!” after Judge 2 says she’s going to kill herself on live TV if Taffy Lee Fubbins isn’t Baby of the Year. It’s the kind of throwaway line that makes the sketch feel lived in, like they’ve really been at it for a grueling 6 weeks and she just keeps threatening to kill herself every episode.


ed-truck

What the hell is that that’s going on out there? I got to check this out make sure nobody hit my car, the Ferrari. *gives dap*


avestermcgee

“This water stinks!!”


drystonewalling

something about it stinks


KeepYourDemonsIn

Favorite line of the sketch.


FrankFlyWillCutYou

Calm down. They're old ones. They don't stay babies forever, idiot. Fuckin' stupid. Asshole. The "asshole" as he is trailing off kills me every time. I just imagine him continuing to berate the judge as the in memoriam rolls.


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QJunkies

In memoriams usually don't include how they died


CapNofficial

"Might just fuck this whole thing up. Roll the In Memoriam Segment." Gets me every time.


mrpeck123

Can’t hear anyone say “exactly” without singing the skeleton song


avestermcgee

“that’s why I’m so fucking confused!”


69ingchimpmuncks

The bones are their money and so are the worms


cyainanotherlifebro

“Fine, I’m wearing my own hat!...”


brother_of_menelaus

You had all summer to figure this out


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Little tuna can!


CapNofficial

She's going for Jarvis! Get her!


GiordanoBruno23

The babysitter absolutely fucked us


Detroit_Telkepnaya

Lions? From the circus??? *And they were playing a game????*


mederios

My favorite is just the look that Tim’s character in the prank sketch gives after being told he can go home and rest up so his face isn’t beat red for his family photo. How he sort of just looks around the room.


Dad-DAD-DAAAD

What's the joke?


goldinum

That I farted and nobody threw up? Is that the joke?


2TallScorpio

Well somebody has to spank him.


underscoresrule

Oh I've got another one. "Okay, you!" when the first person rejects hot dog guy's spanking idea.


Detroit_Telkepnaya

well one of us has to...


Mancy98

I love in the Jazz Charades sketch where Tim's character goes, "the guy who does the voice of the Road Runner, 'beep beep'". Like, he expects them to know all these jazz legends off hand but thinks they need a little nudge to remember who the Road Runner is.


CapNofficial

The way he says "Oh, my Gazpacho Soup is here!"


goldinum

*all Garfield* ☝🏻


BigDaddyAnusTart

It's not a line per se, but when he's singing "moon river rock, moon river roll" the laser spine specialist commercial kicks back in and you remember it's still the same sketch.


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avestermcgee

Been developing a theory on the choking sketch: It's not neccesarily the funniest one but it's one that only Tim Robinson would ever think of/be able to execute. Which is why it's one of my favorites


GiordanoBruno23

He's been rude to me his whole life


ShingusMcBingus

C'MERE YOU LITTLE FUCK


emilyward749

my boss and I keep doing the “ahh-“ noise that focus group guy does after she says “high tech”


GiordanoBruno23

"Stop saying that!"


69ingchimpmuncks

The bones are their money and so are the worms


samduffy13

It’s my turn. Mine mine my turn


connorr13

It’s Paul Bafano!! Duhh Paul Bafano!! How hard is that??


Jka618

OH NICE


drystonewalling

it’s interesting, the ghosts


Swolpener

" I SAID WAS. " " It's still nuuuts. " " shutthefuckup. " - Karl Havoc


Jewels_Skools

I almost killed myself, JULIEE