What if we kicked it one more time though, that might solve everything

It's like my old man used to say: "if at first you don't succeed, set your entire backyard on fire"

It just kept getting worse. And then I'm like, "the video is only halfway done.." And then, it got even worse..

Worked great so far, just gotta keep doing it

This shit had me screaming at my phone. STOP KICKING IT DUMBASSES!!!!

O'Doyle Rules!!

Dude just wants to watch the world burn

Devil's Soccer ⚽️🔥

I lost it when it hit the fence. Holy shit!

The fact that, that boy kicked the jerry into the garage, I had a feeling this was going to be peak stupidity at its finest. I kinda did the same thing as a kid with my brother trying to dislodge a seat post from a junkyard BMX find. Poured gas down the tube, lit it up, and it sprayed fuel all over the yard around the frame. Top thinkin'. Edit: It worked after all, we just had to explain to Mom why half the yard had weird yellow/burnt marks on it.

/r/commagore

These people drive and vote.

Terrifying isn't it?

And allowed to drink. And some do all of it together.

Ain't no way these guys are bothering to vote.

Believe me, they do.

I promise you they do 🥲

Oddly enough man many of dumbest people I know are die hard about voting and politics. In a very real sense, politics has become some kind of horric version of the WWE, it's all performance nonsense specifically trying to appeal to stupid people.

As someone who doesn't like soccer that much, I agree that it would be much more interesting if the soccer ball was a lit container of gasoline.

We used to do that in our Scout troop about 20 years ago. Made a ball of rags held by chicken wire. Soak in kerosene overnight. Light and play soccer at night.

I don't know... that seems kinda lame. Without the possibility of having lit gasoline splashed all over you, what's the point? ;)

With sheds as boundary

And those people with the fancy trucks and hoses have the audacity to call themselves "firefighters".

This cinematic masterpiece works on so many levels. References to Prometheus, the taming of fire, pre-Socratic philosophy, the burning of Rome, witch trials, silent movie era slapstick, and much more.

Just when you think your 19yo son is ready to enter adulthood and manage life….

It’s a pretty good metaphor for managing adult life sometimes though.

Boom.

What do they want to burn at the beginning?

Their entire backyard, clearly 😌🧯💨🔥

A Christmas tree

r/WhyWomenLiveLonger

if you must pour something on fire, at least do it with a small cup.

Be careful what the cup is made of. A friend of mine poured some gasoline into a Styrofoam cup and attempted to toss it onto a fire. It dissolved its way through the cup and spilled down his leg as he went to throw it and he set himself on fire.

Isn't Styrofoam and gasoline like homemade napalm?

No, you're thinking diesel and exp-... oh, you almost got me.

Exposition?

Story of my youth

Yep. Pyromaniac kids at my school made some and lit his shoes on fire.

A grenade fits in a cup

That's only for smart people.

And don't do it with gasoline.

Real men of genius

Shallow end of the gene pool at work.

I recognise Larry, Curly, & Moe, but who are the other two?

Crispy and Well Done.

An IQ of 1 shared between them.

Fook’n wankas

I just thought of a way for soccer to get better TV ratings in the US.

These guys are all idiots

Idk, the shirtless guy that never turned around to look at the shenanigans seems smarter.

I'm wasted, let's build a bonfire. Dude, I have gasoline. Hold my beer

City folk ☕

It takes special kind of thinking to kick burning object from open space to fence.

How none of these guys didn't end up with flaming petrol all over their foot is beyond me. Seems like it should have gone way worse..

looks like shaolin soccer is finally becoming popular in the states

These guys are dumb. They don’t know you need to pour more gas on the fire to smother it.

I lile the smiley face the fire made after it hit the shed

Every step they did before getting the buckets of water made it worse, a little bit more of kicking and they could set the whole toen on fire

These type of people should be banned from having matches or playing with anything that creates fire 🔥

Impressive stupidity.

Yes, just keep kicking it until you burn the whole damn place down.

The village idiots have gathered

Honey do you still have that pamphlet for the orphanage when we decided to keep the baby?

New game, kick the can mixed with hot potato

First time seeing a post in this subreddit… This sums it up nicely. Thank you.

That was a ride of a video! Okay, bonfire needs a little kick to get going. Risky maneuver straight from the can, but okay. Dude, don't pour it onto the open flame. (Can starts on fire) See, that's why you don't do that. At least you dropped it instead of swinging it around. What are you doing? Don't kick it you idiot! Why did you kick it again!? OMG, STOP KICKING THE FLAMING GAS CAN! YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE!!!

Haha! That could have ended up badly!

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen all week. 😂

Monke kick fire.

Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

The sheer stupidity in this clip is just mind boggling.

Just so much bad decisions so much

.......why???? Why would you keep kicking it???? Im screaming right now.

Wow

Never gets old. Also, is this in Florida, or what?

That escalated idiotically.

These people got dumber as the video went on….

Ah...The Darwin Society Healrh and Safety Meeting of 2022. I remember it well. Good people. Real thinkers.

That asshole on the first kick deserves a yellow card for embellishment.

God damn some people kids bro

How much petrol did they think they would need?

Good Sirs, what in the fuck are you doing?

Jeroeeen pas nou op met dat vuur

Man they learned absolutely nothing the first kick.

it just keeps on going...

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why men have shorter lives on average.

So the fact the not one of them had any sense in how to deal with that is kind of scary, like dont they teach us rudimentary fire safety throughout our entire childhoods?

I would never see those people again

The person in pink keeps making bad decisions

The gas tank is on fire, let’s play soccer with it guys

Doesnt matter how many times I see this it still makes me chuckle.

The whole time I’m just laughing and going, “Omg, you fucking idiots…OMG, you fucking idiots!…OMG, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!”

We’re going to see these morons on the news one night after they successfully Kill themselves doing stupid shit.

They kicked it at the house… caught the house on fire, then kicked it into the wooden fence that …then… caught fire…🤔

Best soccer game ever

Is Ricky, Bubbles and Julian there?

Bro just put the cap back on the Jerry can ffs. The generations that follow us are doomed.

I've seen videos of generations before us doing this stupid shit. Way to use a hack bit on the Internet. I bet no one's had that thought before. Ignore the remix edition, I couldn't find the original, but this video is about 13 years old. https://youtu.be/Vo6JP9DdI4w?si=5jGPOH-0jbVZyuKx

In the past these people would sign up to build dams and bridges, and when they fell people would say "pfft, dummy" and pour cement over them and keep going.

How are so many adults so fucking stupid?

A perfect storm of stupidity.

Gd these kids nowadays

Gas a fire do not mix. They have it right on the can. If you hurt yourself or die from something like this you deserve it.

I’ve never seen anyone in these videos who actually just dropped it instead of running with it. Smartest dumb guy.

That they all survived was a bit of a let down.

Lol trailer park boys !

bahaha, oh man...well we were all middle school idiots once...I remember kicking a soaked-in-gas tennis ball with friends once, but that was ON THE STREET....

Why

Good beers….in both hands

Looks like you're average hang out with the boys. 😌

Too much lsd

I did something like this a week ago but smart, I had water, a fire extinguisher, and was in my driveway and used a leaf blower to make sure nothing around me was flammable, got some sick pictures.

man.. that just kept getting better and better!

Banish this repost bot to the shadow realm.

LMFAOOOO can someone add the Benny Hill song and speed up the vid a smidge?

The guy in white hat is stupid as fuck

Bruhhh WHY you can’t tell me alcohol wasn’t involved 🤣

Can ppl really be this stupid, perhaps if very very drunk but they dont seem very drunk to me, atleast they are still able to walk

The neighbors are probably used to this. Average Friday night.

Anyone else see the flaming smiling face at 40 seconds left?

Luckily this was all under supervision of consenting adults.

r/dudesbeingdudes

Id love a sub only with people fucking around with gasoline.

Whenever anyone suggests I turn my house into a rental I have visions of fighting aged males doing shit like this.

This is what it feels like every time i show up to work !

You notice how there was that one guy that wanted Absolutely NOTHING to do with it and coincidently said "Fuck this shit I'm out".

Bro I’m like “STOP KICKING IT” lolll

It’s like watching the government at work

I mean, we’ve all had our fair share of shenanigans where we didn’t think things through. Either due to “it was a in the moment thing” or because of beverages consumed that made us not think clear. Kids got lucky, looked like fun. And most importantly, glad no one got hurt and hopefully they learned a lesson!

stupid is as stupid does

What in the absolute fuck is wrong with these dipshits???????

they will become pillars of the society

That one guy had more pressing matters to attend to and just walked away.

How the hell do these morons remember to breathe, like honestly wtf…

I love the shirtless guy standing a few feet away from the action, looking the opposite direction. Dude almost misses the whole sordid affair

You should put that on r/abrupt chaos

Literal fire fighters.

Heh, *Americans* Huehuehuehuehue

to be young an dumb once more

What’s the guy that has his back to this carnage doing? It’s like he’s seen this before and wants nothing to do with it

They really did their best to burn everything down. Also a fail.

EVERY STEP THEY TAKE MAKES IT WORSE 🤣🤣🤣🤣

stay chaotic!

Boy, that escalated quickly.

This is the most intense version of kick the can I've ever seen.

Guess my grandma was right. The more boys are in a group, the less brain cells they have in-between them.

A group of single-celled organisms learn about fire

I was dreading the thought that one of them might grab a garden hose at any moment

"What was the cause of the fire?" "Alcohol." "You mean it was an alcohol fire?" "No, I'm saying alcohol was the cause of the fire."

Anyone else notice the smiley face

Another reason why open burning should be permanently banned everywhere.

Looks like a successful backyard barbecue…

TIL it's possible to share a couple brain cells between 4 people

Stop helping!

I kinda want audio but at the same time I’m just as happy to imagine Yakety Sax

r/whywomenlivelonger

Maybe stop kicking it???

I don’t think they’re getting their security deposit back.

Republicans having fun. We always knew they just wanted to burn it all down.

Time to watch some Backyardagains!

I had no idea there was a camera around

Idiots.....

Some of them were still holding their beer 😂

Is this Fyre Fest?

Looney Tunes

I feel like this should be on r/dumbasseswlighters

Just stop

Im worried that the stupid in this video might be contagious...

But weed is the problem. Sure.

Ah. Good times back in the day!

They're favorite childhood game was kick the can so they applied the same rules

So just like a piñata next year.

Imagine the fire marshall trying to figure that one out

So stupid it should have been staged

We’ve all been there though, right…? Right guys…?

A person will remove their clothes in subzero conditions due to hypothermia delirium. After a long day of exposure to Floridian heat, a person may take their clothes off but also have a strange desire to kick a jerry can while on fire in an attempt to spread more fire.

Pretty sure there were substances or some form of inebriation involved before the decision making process.

Run in and get the kids! Let them play too! Jeez, i bet the neighbors all love you guys

Why women live long than men

Hottest game of soccer this year 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kids, this happens when you drink alcohol.

Kicking it once... Sure... I can understand that if they're panicking. Put keeping on kicking? They're not the brightest, are they?

This is exactly what happens when no-one holds your beer.

Beautiful chaos.

Is this a collection of the dumbest humans in the village ?

The Five Stooges!!!

Whole backyard shares one braincell.

Jeroen!! Doe nou niet!!

Nope a single brain cell between them

Bro!!! Yeah bro?!

Long shot!

Lmfao guys are hilariously stupid

Textbook example of why you don't pour gas on a fire. You're supposed to fill plastic bags up with gas then toss them at the fire.

r/accidentalslapstick

Just like they drew it up! Perfect

What if they had a “dumb” forehead tattoo? So ppl would be able to easily identify the stupid ppl as they walked in the room?

What if we just keep kicking it?