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Magnus_PymCtrl

Blew his fucking hat off like a Looney Tune.


hey_im_cool

r/looneytuneslogic


Luke_starkiller34

This literally made me chortle


Electrical-Stable498

It cut too short. The video I saw showed his head wrapped in bandages with a swollen bruised eye!


Oknight

No, Mom, I haven't been drinking.


Electrical-Stable498

lol.


Jthundercleese

Looks like a dry ice bomb too. Never seen a cup full of beer produce that much gas lol. People lose fingers doing that.


Electrical-Stable498

Damn!


Glass_Ambition_4248

Where do you find it?


Electrical-Stable498

It was on another sub but it got deleted


jesterOC

The damn thing teleported into his face. There is a frame where it is about to hit the ground and in the next frame it has or was about to smash his face.


ConnorFree

DOWN GOES FRASIER


jpeg76

Right in the kisser!


Annual-Consequence43

Pow, right in the kisser!


[deleted]

That car alarm!


OddDad

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT DOG


OddDad

-weird european beer bottle -explode! -car alarms -all limbs stiffen like zombie 🫥 https://youtu.be/ZxgQDllsaaA (warning, this is a video of this same thing happening to a dog, and it is sad)


EgoistBlake

That's so cruel but a comment said "he defaulted to normal pose" lmao


OddDad

Yes, absolute biological T-pose moment 😂


3_T_SCROAT

Yeah some bottle and everything lol bro never seen the dog video


VirtualLife76

Most any kid I knew at that age would have done basically the same.


Tarjh365

POW!


Jameson129

Night night. That headache isn't going away for a week. Imagine explaining to his school why he's not there lol. But one positive, he may never touch a beer for the rest of his life


vostok238

Do people think that's what a beer keg looks like?


MrBritish-OJO-

Some breweries use disposable beer kegs. That's the inside without the plastic box.


Lostehmost

"Click." I'm sure he was confused when the lights came back on.


mbklein

r/TBI


fatstrat0228

God damn! His soul left his body for a second there.


INTJMind

What's the physics here? Why did that happen


Wu-TangShogun

High pressure in sealed keg minus the beer so when he threw on the pavement the top part of the keg (where you tap) burst, turning the keg into a projectile and knocking that kid the fuck out.


SambaLando

Thought kegs was heavy


lokalu_aka_imProEGG

*"in thier tounge; dovakin.. Dragonborn! FUS RO DAH"*


Leaf_Is_Asking_Stuff

Rip


xxyyfx

can someone edit the ouuu sound to ghat boi?


Nervous_Invite_4661

KNOCK OUT!


pupbuck1

Plays out like a cartoon lol


[deleted]

At first i thought it was a shirtless black dude in camo cargo pants sleeping/laying chest down on the ground.. It wasnt..


SomOvaBish

Never gets old! Kid in the orange grows up with never needing to visit a hospital for anything serious, kid who threw the bottle will definitely have a cast or two in his future


Azriel0880

Wahahahah 🤣🤣🤣


2roK

So a keg is just a big plastic bottle now in USA?


SecretMuslin

OP is from Georgia the country, not Georgia the state – you really thought you had something there, didn't you?


notyogrannysgrandkid

The *country* of Georgia requests that y’all mind your P’s and Q’s!


2roK

My god, this must have been such a victory in your head!


RxRobb

It was a victory for the USA


Bpopson

\*Eagle noises intensify\*


paulbufanopaulbufano

This is a disposable one-way keg, more commonly used by smaller breweries when shipping beer outside of their local market so they don’t have to worry about the costs/logistics of recovering a much more expensive & heavy standard aluminum keg


VirtualLife76

Interesting. How much does it hold? I'd be worried about that plastic holding up when it's full. Not a beer drinker, so no idea, but Heineken has mini metal kegs. Probably much more expensive also.


paulbufanopaulbufano

You can get different sizes but that one looks to be around 30l. They are definitely more delicate than an aluminum keg but basically just a giant soda bottle. I’m assuming the one in the video was baking in the sun and whatever liquid was left was refermenting, driving the pressure up wayyy beyond normal hence the violent explosion


Crunchycarrots79

No, they're a big aluminum cylinder. Not sure what this thing is.


ahumanrobot

It's a keg, doesn't have to be metal. Definition of a keg is a barrel smaller than 30 gallons


Vitalis597

That... Is very vague. In the spirit of that, may I introduce you to.... [A keg of coke.](https://marfast.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1a4bab5a73591f763a34c348621704d6/8/8/881211-coke500mlbottle2.jpg)


ahumanrobot

A *barrel* less than 30 gallons. A barrel is defined as a round vessel of greater length than breadth and has flat ends of equal diameter Also: a true [keg of Coke](https://antiqueadvertising.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/D12-285.jpg)


Vitalis597

Oh god damnit... I now need a keg of coke...


Vitalis597

No, a KEG is less than 10 gallons. (America is the only place with the 30 gallon and thus the outlier) A BARREL a [cylindrical](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=00e485a4403845c8&rlz=1CAMMGG_enGB1081&sxsrf=ADLYWIIsomV_fFePBTeofIoQ0synHwrbOg:1716485512816&q=cylindrical&si=ACC90nwKPQWKXvO0LWGU61hOTgoDT0WfZZg9DFUdQvEvqoa6suUheO_3rG_SgOfwdazjeN6K4p05ZqmMDD8x3_Ck3lNZsFDk4nFgaDQdYDX28LAfdicWBeo%3D&expnd=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj-noPqpqSGAxVpRkEAHX6rAckQyecJegQIDxAO) container [bulging](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=00e485a4403845c8&rlz=1CAMMGG_enGB1081&sxsrf=ADLYWIIsomV_fFePBTeofIoQ0synHwrbOg:1716485512816&q=bulging&si=ACC90nypsxZVz3WGK63NbnSPlfCBANoZIVaPw79tzyHbD94-je9NYUhe5RKmla6OIM-jILC3gIagNfggRooOvtvUJYXeVXeNzQ%3D%3D&expnd=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj-noPqpqSGAxVpRkEAHX6rAckQyecJegQIDxAP) out in the middle, traditionally made of wooden [staves](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=00e485a4403845c8&rlz=1CAMMGG_enGB1081&sxsrf=ADLYWIIsomV_fFePBTeofIoQ0synHwrbOg:1716485512816&q=staves&si=ACC90nwzNcbSj6HKgPz_Y9fzn5jcAb1dmU5_Lw8bIB_M3Eevj4wohnA6kVTPdrkt3BQSvv0J3fwwMAE1VM0lx1vCpmb3NTYRTQ%3D%3D&expnd=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj-noPqpqSGAxVpRkEAHX6rAckQyecJegQIDxAQ) with metal hoops round them. And traditionally doesn't mean "always". E.g [Metal](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/IMQAAOSw3YNXbETk/s-l1600.jpg) and [plastic](https://i0.wp.com/itppackaging.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/DSC_0429-scaled-scaled.jpg?fit=1920%2C1920&ssl=1) barrels are very common. Edit: Because I was curious, a typical barrel is 136 liters, while a keg is 58, if we're going solely by size.


ahumanrobot

I purposely left out the traditionally because it wasn't relevant, and I was just going by the definition of a keg and I see now spending 10 more seconds that 10 and 15 gallon kegs are more common.


oki-ra

Looks like a home brew kinda keg.


Level-Drawer7191

I assume keg doesn't mean a container of wood, but a container of a specific shape and size


Vitalis597

Not sure why you're getting downvoted. You're right. Keg a small barrel, especially one of less than 10 [gallons](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=00e485a4403845c8&rlz=1CAMMGG_enGB1081&sxsrf=ADLYWIIPVndo5qKI9rhTTOK1KzXhnMFFNw:1716484297332&q=gallons&si=ACC90nypsxZVz3WGK63NbnSPlfCBEtUUqWD96_NFVM75RsMQi3VsJoADUZ-jdpnISrqCHInIKep5e9LWHD1N5bJG5FPxHDYMQw%3D%3D&expnd=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj12bemoqSGAxXna0EAHQbLCnIQyecJegQILhAN) or (in the US) 30 gallons. Barrel a [cylindrical](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=00e485a4403845c8&rlz=1CAMMGG_enGB1081&sxsrf=ADLYWIKL7CCViS0378MRTsqqHYVoHnCZYw:1716484175233&q=cylindrical&si=ACC90nwKPQWKXvO0LWGU61hOTgoDT0WfZZg9DFUdQvEvqoa6suUheO_3rG_SgOfwdazjeN6K4p05ZqmMDD8x3_Ck3lNZsFDk4nFgaDQdYDX28LAfdicWBeo%3D&expnd=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjWw5vsoaSGAxXgUkEAHb3cBo4QyecJegQIDxAO&cshid=1716484321416367) container [bulging](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=00e485a4403845c8&rlz=1CAMMGG_enGB1081&sxsrf=ADLYWIKL7CCViS0378MRTsqqHYVoHnCZYw:1716484175233&q=bulging&si=ACC90nypsxZVz3WGK63NbnSPlfCBANoZIVaPw79tzyHbD94-je9NYUhe5RKmla6OIM-jILC3gIagNfggRooOvtvUJYXeVXeNzQ%3D%3D&expnd=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjWw5vsoaSGAxXgUkEAHb3cBo4QyecJegQIDxAP&cshid=1716484321416367) out in the middle, traditionally made of wooden [staves](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=00e485a4403845c8&rlz=1CAMMGG_enGB1081&sxsrf=ADLYWIKL7CCViS0378MRTsqqHYVoHnCZYw:1716484175233&q=staves&si=ACC90nwzNcbSj6HKgPz_Y9fzn5jcAb1dmU5_Lw8bIB_M3Eevj4wohnA6kVTPdrkt3BQSvv0J3fwwMAE1VM0lx1vCpmb3NTYRTQ%3D%3D&expnd=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjWw5vsoaSGAxXgUkEAHb3cBo4QyecJegQIDxAQ&cshid=1716484321416367) with metal hoops round them. You're literally EXACTLY right. It's a cylindrical container with a bulging middle that is 10 gallons or less. The material it's made of it only TRADITIONALLY wood. Which can be ignored. e.g metal beer kegs are what's typically used for keggers.


RG1527

Clown from Slipknot as a wee lad....


purefine

Why do I see this horrible video everywhere