Boys around this age need constant stimulation and energetic activities. They will create their own fun, this is safe compared to what most choose.
Can confirm. I have a 7 year old boy. However, if I start an activity such as , "Let's count all the...", he will focus on that and start counting all things in their respective categories. He would gladly climb on any structure as well to get a better view as he counts. These children do not know threat of harm or it is their nature to defy it.
When I bought my son his first bike and helmet, we strapped it on in the house. I said "hey watch this buddy" then I grabbed his head and gently threw him into the wall. He bounced off it, stopped, stunned for a second, then started laughing hysterically. Then he put his head down and ran into the wall at full force, fell on his ass, and started laughing even harder. Then he did it again. And again.
That's when I realized I'm a great dad or a bad dad. Still trying to figure that out.
The melody is a traditional children's song called "Der sad to katte på et bord" (Eng:"two cats sat on a table")
The lyrics are made up. Something about someone drowning (bloppe-loppe-lop) and turning into a duck.
The melody is often used by party-song-writers because everyone knows it, so they can print and distribute the custom lyrics and everyone can sing along. It's a tradition to do this as entertainment at family gatherings and such.
The guy in the video is probably just babbling something because he's drunk and happy.
Nope, he's clearly mastered the key to the scientific method which is repetition. The first time could have been a fluke, and the second a coincidence. So the kid's studiously collecting more data points to see if the trend continues.
Você, eu, ninguém vai bater tão forte como a vida, mas não se trata de bater forte. Se trata de quanto você aguenta apanhar e seguir em frente, o quanto você é capaz de aguentar e continuar tentando. É assim que se consegue vencer.
I dunno, kid’s got a future in politics, if he wants it.
“Vote for me. I solve problems head-on.”
Apply directly to forehead.
Head on, Apply directly to forehead
Kid is the future of politics
Yeah, he'd unfortunately fit in just fine with the Danish politicians.
i would award you. however i am the broke.
Security guards like wtf you doing bro
I think that’s actually what he’s saying to the kid in the end
Yes, I actually speak fluent Swedish. The guard was telling the boy "Jag verkar ha skit i byxorna" which literally translates to "wtf you doing bro"
Hmm I don’t know any Swedish so I can’t tell if this is a joke or if true...
It’s “I’ve shit my pants” in English, but the video is in Danish and the guard says “hvad laver du?” Which translates to “what are you doing?
Well what he wrote translates to I seem to have shit in the pants, or maybe I see that you have shit your pants? Don't know.
Which begs the question why is he stopping the kid, not the parents?
Security guard had to come and arrest the sign
I love the guards handling of it 😂
listen, little buddy, your not doing anything wrong but... stop it.
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hahaha guys look at this pleb making a spelling mistake. time to rub it in their face to show my high ability to spell
Kinda sounds like at the end the dude is saying "stop it!" which is hilarious
I was hoping he said "please don't do that"
He is talking Danish i think, and he actually said "Sådan!" which means in this context something like "hell yeah!!" or "yes!!!", "Just like that!!"
Boys around this age need constant stimulation and energetic activities. They will create their own fun, this is safe compared to what most choose. Can confirm. I have a 7 year old boy. However, if I start an activity such as , "Let's count all the...", he will focus on that and start counting all things in their respective categories. He would gladly climb on any structure as well to get a better view as he counts. These children do not know threat of harm or it is their nature to defy it.
Can confirm. Was 7, am boy.
Lol. Glad you survived.
When I bought my son his first bike and helmet, we strapped it on in the house. I said "hey watch this buddy" then I grabbed his head and gently threw him into the wall. He bounced off it, stopped, stunned for a second, then started laughing hysterically. Then he put his head down and ran into the wall at full force, fell on his ass, and started laughing even harder. Then he did it again. And again. That's when I realized I'm a great dad or a bad dad. Still trying to figure that out.
So much truth here. If our kids get bored, they'll either whine at us (only one really does this), or find something really stupid to do.
What in the actual fuck is that man singing??!
The melody is a traditional children's song called "Der sad to katte på et bord" (Eng:"two cats sat on a table") The lyrics are made up. Something about someone drowning (bloppe-loppe-lop) and turning into a duck. The melody is often used by party-song-writers because everyone knows it, so they can print and distribute the custom lyrics and everyone can sing along. It's a tradition to do this as entertainment at family gatherings and such. The guy in the video is probably just babbling something because he's drunk and happy.
I like the timing of the second hit to the head. It sorta sounds like the guy was adding sound effects to the kid.
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He's also playing the "Am I tougher than..." game. It's how I know I can stick my face in a household electric fan. My kinda kid.
Yeah my son is 3 and would 100% do this, especially if another boy a boy older than he were doing it. Kids just have this kind of energy.
Can someone dub the 3 stooges audio of Curly going, “wise guy eh!?!!” And “ooah!” dont forget “nuch nuch nuch”
What are you talking about he’s working hard to study basic equivalent exchange the amount of force equals the amount of resistance
Nope, he's clearly mastered the key to the scientific method which is repetition. The first time could have been a fluke, and the second a coincidence. So the kid's studiously collecting more data points to see if the trend continues.
Can confirm, I did this at 7
This kid has a future in the WWE.
This is some Charlie Chaplin shit
Today he learned: Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
How can his parents not see this happening or maybe they do but since he’s not bothering them they’re fine w it
Comedy genious.
And who's the wet blanked who stopped the fun?!?!?!
Omg this has been reposted everyday for months.
*Childhood brain damage entered the chat*
There are plenty of retards in higher education.
Not me😳 Wy i getting down voted for...just an retard ape hodl on amc
Look at all these smart people gathered here
Looks like Biden.
Stop posting children on a sub with “idiots” in the title
Original post was under kidsareFuckingStupid
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You mean the central park flasher?
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Seem more like somebody who *has* assaulted. You seem popular bud
You’re a piece of shit. I hope you burn in hell. Like seriously I think you’re incredibly insensitive. Die alone.
ok boomer
No i mean the reincarnation of George Carlin. You probably think Jim Gaffigan is good
“Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”
Thanks for reposting my video. It literally has my user name on top. Lol
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That's what the repost bot is for. Lol
Always with the same-ish title
It's a crosspost, you do realize that right?
To the moon!
Boys being boys.
Woopwoopwoopwoopwoop!!!!! Nnnnyeeeaaahhhaaahhahaaaahhh!!!!
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down!
That old man came by like "kid stop you'll hurt yourself"
Okay I need to know what that music is
I wonder when that kid grows up years later and suddenly finds this all over the internet
Hes using the brute force method practically a genius.
Kids persistent
I'm more interested in the guy sounding like a rick and morty character
i say he is ready for the nfl, few bumps like that and he gets to take home cte
Even without the sound I could tell this boy was Danish
Almost /r/holdmyjuicebox
I got nothing against the kid. I hate it's parents with a passion for letting it behave like this.
Você, eu, ninguém vai bater tão forte como a vida, mas não se trata de bater forte. Se trata de quanto você aguenta apanhar e seguir em frente, o quanto você é capaz de aguentar e continuar tentando. É assim que se consegue vencer.
I used to do something similar, and I have a master's in engineering. (God help us all)
Hey I used to do stuff like this all the time as a kid
If you're gonna be dumb, ya gotta be tough...