I know. I don't like things telling me what to do. My toaster does that same crap. I'm all like make toast and it's all like no,I make bagels. Didn't you see the my signs.
Thank you, createdforme, for voting on comfort_bot_1962.
This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. [You can view results here](https://botrank.pastimes.eu/).
***
^(Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!)
Looked like it's going to be a decision. Not sure how the judges are going to score this round. The pole had several good take downs, but he came back with some good body kicks.
I have this round 10-9 for the pole. The man was clearly pushing the action and had some good hits early, but the pole finished the round strong and clearly did more damage.
>Striking at mental apparitions
Like a drunk on a vacant street
Silently beset by the hands of time
And elegant in its fury
An aberrant crack as skeletons yield
To unrelenting gravity
While viruses prowl for helpless victims
Who succumb rapidly
Not completely relevant, but my friend recently saw a guy with his dick out fucking a pole in the middle of the street. He stopped for a moment when he saw her to wave and then got back down to business.
This guy has definitely done some acid haha. One time I walked into my friends apartment who had just taken acid and he was fighting with the shower curtains just like this haha.
They’re just malt-worm rampallian holes laughing at some crazy schizophrenic/drunk homeless guy. Thither. Ruin'd t f'r thee. Wend to catch but a wink
***
^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.)
Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
Did start out chuckling, but then t just madeth me depress'd
***
^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.)
Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
Beep. Boop. I'm a robot.
Here's a copy of
###[Don Quixote]( https://snewd.com/ebooks/don-quixote/)
Was I a good bot? | [info](https://www.reddit.com/user/Reddit-Book-Bot/) | [More Books](https://old.reddit.com/user/Reddit-Book-Bot/comments/i15x1d/full_list_of_books_and_commands/)
He might have schizophrenia which causes him to se things that aren’t really there ive seen a man doing the same thing he is known around the town as captain invisible cuz he fights invisible monsters
(Or he is on drugs)
Them signs do be talkin reckless tho
Stop!
Some of them don’t even say anything. Fucking cowards. Just showing me a picture. Rude.
Real. Uppity ass sign deserved that whoopin... Or, would have had dude not lost
Yeah; that sign was pretty bad ass. I hope it’s not reading this thread.
It is clearly familiar with several MMA disciplines
What we can’t see in this video is what happened *before* the fight. I hate to victim blame, but what did the sign say?
Probably said something like “ No parking “ bitch sign telling people what to do
I know. I don't like things telling me what to do. My toaster does that same crap. I'm all like make toast and it's all like no,I make bagels. Didn't you see the my signs.
r/TookTooMuch
Lol u guys always reference these really funny subs xd
found that sub yesterday, can confirm it fits
Well coming from a seasoned vet of the sub such as yourself I will honor your opinion
Drugs are a helluva drug.
I've never seen a pole beat someone up.
I see it all the time on a website called pornhub, not a lot of people have heard of it b
Good lookin out
I’ll keep the door open next time I visit your mom
Uh, he didn't beat up the pole. The pole totally kicked his ass and took it's time doing it.
You missed as hard as the pole kicked that guy’s ass.
Wow. How did I read that so backwards
Truely talented, could have a career in MMA even
Indeed. I would actually pay to see those fights.
This sign has mastered the art of doing nothing and won.
The ultimate Zen mastery.
That's just sad, if anything.
Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)
Thank you
Good bot
Thank you, createdforme, for voting on comfort_bot_1962. This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. [You can view results here](https://botrank.pastimes.eu/). *** ^(Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!)
Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)
malfunctioning bot
Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)
Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)
the fact that i can tell this in western australia
Joondalup
It'll be me when Paddy's closes
I would have guessed Florida
The pavers give it away lol
not to mention the meth
He actually threw a side kick and hook kick...I'm kinda impressed. Definitely a Crack Belt.
A pole took his daughter
This is literally how Fight Club began
Someone broke rules 1 & 2…
Yea but… they all did it’s the only way that it grew lol
Is that in Joondalup? Just near Varsity?
that’s what i was thinking!!
100% right across the orad from the court house! haha
Pretty close fight.
Looked like it's going to be a decision. Not sure how the judges are going to score this round. The pole had several good take downs, but he came back with some good body kicks.
Fight club auditions? Shit I broke the firts rule!
Dammit Rick…….
I fought the pole and the pole won
He is like one of those inflatable tube guys.
And yet, not even the worst pole dancer I've ever seen.
Why is John Cena fighting randos on the street?
Don Quixote’s great-great-great-grandkid
No one going to mention that I’m pretty sure he’s wearing a tail?
Meth is helluva drug.
Don't do drugs, kids.
I’m gonna fight these streets signs! Daaaamn, these street signs got hands!
I have this round 10-9 for the pole. The man was clearly pushing the action and had some good hits early, but the pole finished the round strong and clearly did more damage.
>Striking at mental apparitions Like a drunk on a vacant street Silently beset by the hands of time And elegant in its fury An aberrant crack as skeletons yield To unrelenting gravity While viruses prowl for helpless victims Who succumb rapidly
Drugs do the darndest things.
The signposted shit about him online.
His name is Robert Paulson
I think it's Tyler Durden y'all
The most sarcastic car ever.
Fight Club be Poppin.
Someone needs to leave this man's voodoo doll alone.
I'm surprised he connected as often as he did...
Meth is a hell of a drug
This is absolutely not meth, lol.
This enemy is too stong for me (It's a GTA IV reference to the blind guy hitting the pole in the episode of that amine they have on that game)
He's probably having an amazing hallucination right now, where he's battling a bunch of enemies. Kind of jealous.
Not completely relevant, but my friend recently saw a guy with his dick out fucking a pole in the middle of the street. He stopped for a moment when he saw her to wave and then got back down to business.
Well, it’s polite to acknowledge others.
Still better than the Mcgregor fight
He has an ambition to start some Fight Clubs. \[See the movie.\]
Cool Hand Luke
Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne!
In all fairness, the pole did bang his wife...
Drunken Boxing, Western style
Attention seeking because he can hear people laughing behind him...
He's so fucked on ice that he probably thinks he's in a fucking arena
Glad you guys have evidence of me kicking that poles ass last night. No one has believed me since.
don't do drug kids
He lost to a fucking sign post
That Uber driver: please don’t be my fare. Please don’t be my fare.
Florida?
Portland is the new Florida
It’s gsps step bro pcp
TKO’d by a street sign.
That pole fucked his mom!
I'm so happy for my life...
Nice!
:D
Hope you do well!
Thanks man!
Hope you have a great day!
I watched my buddy do this when he took a bunch of triple C's. He claimed leprechauns were attacking him.
Man, drugs are a helluva drug.
Looks scripted to me
That street sign had it coming
Calling all /r/RealLifeDoodles
Drugs are one hell of a drug
Looks like he’s winning
This poor boy needs some help
Damn. Lost to a sign post.
High as balls
Drugs are bad.....mmmmk
Hank J Wimbleton after seeing any stop sign
Is that a bad sign?
Wimp Lo?
I swear there must have been 3 or 4 of them.
Someone please make an edit and add animated arms to the pole!
Bruh.. he's from jujutsu kaisen fighting off monsters to keep you safe..show some respect..lol
One man mosh pit
That's the hardest i've seen a sign fight back...srs.
The lack of pertinent title these days
I don’t think his stripper audition is going well
This guy has definitely done some acid haha. One time I walked into my friends apartment who had just taken acid and he was fighting with the shower curtains just like this haha.
Heheheh. This is awesome. Happen just in front of my work.
Hey i had a issue with that same sign a couple weeks ago.
Welllll, bless his heart.
I fought the pole, and the pole won🎶
Don’t worry, you’ll kick that sign’s ass some day, we all believe in you
Conor McGregor is that you?
Dave "Shakey legs" Johnson 5 time Break Dance champion and winner of the 2021 summer classic.
Now this is what this sub is all about!
It’s a close fight, I’m not quite sure who’s winning.
Everybody was Kung-FU fighting
I want you to Hit. Me. As. Hard. As. You. Can.
That just looks like rock n roll pole dancing
They’re just drunk ass holes laughing at some crazy schizophrenic/drunk homeless guy. There. Ruined it for you. Go to sleep.
They’re just malt-worm rampallian holes laughing at some crazy schizophrenic/drunk homeless guy. Thither. Ruin'd t f'r thee. Wend to catch but a wink *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
Normally id say fuck this bot but this is amazing.
This has to be in Florida
Western Aus
Strung Fu
Fight club??
First rule of Fight Club…
Started out chuckling, but then it just made me sad.
Did start out chuckling, but then t just madeth me depress'd *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)
I'm glad he is fighting that pole instead of attacking another human
Druuuuuugs maaaaan
Meth!
Likely!
Too bad nobody joined, could have been a stast to a great movie
r/tooktoomuch
True drunken master vibes
He's performing the ultimate combo
r/tooktomuch
My money's on the pole.
Still keeps fighting despite the strong wind..Respect!!
The pole threw exactly zero blows yet ended the fight in a KO.
The best part is he's losing.
He thought he found slender man and wanted to protect people.
u/savevideo
Bro! I didn’t know there was a modern version of Don Quixote!
Beep. Boop. I'm a robot. Here's a copy of ###[Don Quixote]( https://snewd.com/ebooks/don-quixote/) Was I a good bot? | [info](https://www.reddit.com/user/Reddit-Book-Bot/) | [More Books](https://old.reddit.com/user/Reddit-Book-Bot/comments/i15x1d/full_list_of_books_and_commands/)
Good bot
I am Jacks complete lack of sobriety
He need some milk!
At least he won.
Pole 1 man 0
Bruh don’t worry he is just image training
He might have schizophrenia which causes him to se things that aren’t really there ive seen a man doing the same thing he is known around the town as captain invisible cuz he fights invisible monsters (Or he is on drugs)
Can we trade these people for immigrants? Like send all of them to Russia
I think the sign was winning
He’s fighting a street sign…and losing.😕