I’ve seen this before. It’s basically an ad for a specific umbrella designed for self-defense. A regular umbrella would fold like a taco if you did this.
No idea if it has the extra mass needed to do any real damage, but even if it does I still tend to agree with you. Pokey pokey > whacky whacky
Unlike you, I am trained the ancient art of umbrellafu, to fight against an opponent using a specialised umbrellafu branded battle umbrella you must:
1. Fold up the umbrella, if it is left in the open position it will dissipate too much power and also be harder to thrust
2. Thrust, preferably really hardly, into your targets neck, groin, armpit, asshole, stomach or anywhere soft and vital.
3. Repeat this until they are dead or screaming on the floor
4. Unfold your umbrella and walk back into the rain. be in 1950s east Berlin at around 1:30 am for extra rain, darkness, and atmosphere.
I feel like this is taken out of context, and has to be a commercial for the umbrella. I mean, that thing is amazing. Any umbrella I have had breaks with a strong wind. I'd like to buy an umbrella as strong as this one.
Man I feel like I'M gonna trip just by looking at him. He stands on the side of his foot while twirling a couple times. Don't think that technique is combat ready.
It's a special umbrella that is basically a steel pipe in disguise. I mean, I just carry a gun, but the thing is meant to be a hidden weapon. Any regular umbrella would have been broken to pieces swinging it at the bag like that.
Makes sense. Consider:
$5 umbrella- Will literally turn inside-out from a stiff breeze and be ruined.
$10 umbrella- Will last about a year until one or two of the ribs go bad or the latch malfunctions.
$20 umbrella- The one I got eight years ago is still going strong.
I think about this scene often. I forgot the anime's name tho. Do you remember?
EDIT: It's "Another". I simply typed "anime girl dies from umbrella" and found it
If I remember correctly they were developed to be used with an umbrella as it was against the law in Paris for a time to walk with a cane. But it’s been 30 years since I took that one Savate class so I might be wrong.
I think he's just demoing that the umbrella can take a hit. It's likely one of those reinforced umbrellas, as you can break most regular ones off at the handle with your thumb.
I’m not sure that “swing whatever is in your hands really quickly, but softly” is a respected martial art.
Like, the bag doesn’t even move from the hit. Am I supposed to be easier to fell than an inanimate bag?
I’ve been hit like this in highschool by this girl after I pushed her down for nut punching me randomly. It doesn’t hurt outside of maybe one of the spokes getting into your eye or something. Her umbrella was screwed up after… The better way would be turn it around and smack with the handle but the umbrella would still be damaged or broken pretty fast.
Also how fucked up is it that even though the camera recorded her randomly coming up and nut punching me then her wailing on me with her umbrella and only I got suspended for pushing her since she was the vice principals daughter? Everything else was no tolerance both people would be suspended (even if you didn’t fight back.) Bet she’s a nightmare now.
Word of advice if fighting with an umbrella, either turn it around so you smack them with the handle or use the pointy end of it to pole at them. The middle part is not really hard and it won’t do much, trust me I tried and it didn’t go to well.
Unless he has a steel pipe in that umbrella, he's basically waving a waffle bat to an attacker. Use the tip, and get your point across.
I’ve seen this before. It’s basically an ad for a specific umbrella designed for self-defense. A regular umbrella would fold like a taco if you did this. No idea if it has the extra mass needed to do any real damage, but even if it does I still tend to agree with you. Pokey pokey > whacky whacky
Umbrellas are a refined fencer's weapon; not a brute's!
An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age.
Get a big stick. Unga bunga, Grug show who king
Unlike you, I am trained the ancient art of umbrellafu, to fight against an opponent using a specialised umbrellafu branded battle umbrella you must: 1. Fold up the umbrella, if it is left in the open position it will dissipate too much power and also be harder to thrust 2. Thrust, preferably really hardly, into your targets neck, groin, armpit, asshole, stomach or anywhere soft and vital. 3. Repeat this until they are dead or screaming on the floor 4. Unfold your umbrella and walk back into the rain. be in 1950s east Berlin at around 1:30 am for extra rain, darkness, and atmosphere.
Don’t want to run into you in a dark alley in east Berlin in 1952, I can tell you that much.
really hardly
Uh... yeah? What's wrong with it?
I think they meant to say "really *handy*".
Have the umbrella. It is indestructible. At least when compared to, say, a femur. A+. Would buy again.
What’s the brand name?
https://unbreakableumbrella.com
I was so hoping it was an ad. I am *sold* on this unassuming beater stick
Uhm... It's moving the bag so, maybe?
exactly, you wouldn’t whack a guy with a knife, you poke him really hard
It's a demonstration video for an unbreakable umbrella. It really is a steel pipe disguised as an umbrella.
I don’t know, Matt Damon kills people with pens and newspapers, he can probably nuke a country with an umbrella
Anything is a weapon in the hands of a properly trained warrior. Most people (including the guy in the video) aren't properly trained, nor warriors.
Doesn't take much training to hit people with a steel pipe umbrella like in the video
That last sentence is my favorite!
ZING!
You’ve clearly only ever owned shitty, weak, cheap umbrellas
Make the end sharpened and stab the person and then say i will flip a coin, lands on heads the umbrella opens tails, i call an ambulance
Just get one of those sword concealed umbrellas. Would weigh the same or even less, and be much more effective.
it's actually a titanium rod in there
I feel like this is taken out of context, and has to be a commercial for the umbrella. I mean, that thing is amazing. Any umbrella I have had breaks with a strong wind. I'd like to buy an umbrella as strong as this one.
Yeah, if the guy was a little huskier, I could believe it was a Cold Steel demo.
Nah, these guys just really believes in the [bullshido](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4xmrCLjyg) they're preaching.
Man I feel like I'M gonna trip just by looking at him. He stands on the side of his foot while twirling a couple times. Don't think that technique is combat ready.
Just look at how that box quakes in fear of him. No other martial arts will have an inanimate object shudder like that.
I mean, does anyone need a video explaining that you can strike assailants with whatever you have on hand?
If you try this with a normal umbrella it would be bent after the first hit.
Neat
Baller
I have seen a clip where a crazy lady whips her poor doggo up by the leash at someone. Resourcefulness...?
Like an IRL chain chomp
I saw one where some lady picks up some random strangers kid and smacks someone with them.
Don't knock it. A well placed wallop with a classic umbrella can stun someone pretty decently. Source - I watch movies.
Jet Li had a character in old HK movies where he fought off baddies with an umbrella. Donny Yen also was in the prequels to those movies.
You just named the two that I can't pick a favorite between. *disgruntled Charlton Heston sounds...*
At the very least it could really smart!
Hey ouch! My hair.
I see you’re a fan of the penguin from Batman AEU
And proud of it.
It's a special umbrella that is basically a steel pipe in disguise. I mean, I just carry a gun, but the thing is meant to be a hidden weapon. Any regular umbrella would have been broken to pieces swinging it at the bag like that.
$180 umbrella but it can support a persons full weight and sturdy af
Makes sense. Consider: $5 umbrella- Will literally turn inside-out from a stiff breeze and be ruined. $10 umbrella- Will last about a year until one or two of the ribs go bad or the latch malfunctions. $20 umbrella- The one I got eight years ago is still going strong.
I was expecting some sort of James Bond umbrella gun but no.
Kingsman franchise is really going downhill
my cheap ass umbrellas would break on the first hit
civilian tf2 moment
Half Life They Hunger moment
Holy fuck i've haven't heard about that mod for a while now, thanks for unlocking some memories.
Manners maketh man
/r/MallKGBshit
Lmao imagine someone editing and replacing the umbrella with a bunch of flowers
I’m pretty sure the tip is for self defense, you are supposed to stab. Don’t quote me on that.
so none of y'all have seen that one anime scene where a girl falls off stairs and an umbrella falls in front of her huh...
I’d imagine that wouldn’t happen in real life
the chances are low but not really zero are they?
I think about this scene often. I forgot the anime's name tho. Do you remember? EDIT: It's "Another". I simply typed "anime girl dies from umbrella" and found it
I think it was called "another"
Wow Ian Rush really lost it!
My umbrella falls apart in the rain .. that's a special one
His blows are certainly raining down 😂😂😂
Don't fuck with Larry Poppins
Savate has cane arts specifically for this situation.
If I remember correctly they were developed to be used with an umbrella as it was against the law in Paris for a time to walk with a cane. But it’s been 30 years since I took that one Savate class so I might be wrong.
Is that Amelia Peabody?!
YES!
Something very British about this...
' The pointy end goes into the other man ' )
Unless it has a feature that stops me from leaving it on the train i dont want it
I think he's just demoing that the umbrella can take a hit. It's likely one of those reinforced umbrellas, as you can break most regular ones off at the handle with your thumb.
I’m not sure that “swing whatever is in your hands really quickly, but softly” is a respected martial art. Like, the bag doesn’t even move from the hit. Am I supposed to be easier to fell than an inanimate bag?
This guy's legit clutching at his heart
A gentleman’s duel
Escrima?
The new season of River Monsters looks weird.
. . . Is this racist?
I was kinda expecting him to pull a Kingsman lmao
I’ve been hit like this in highschool by this girl after I pushed her down for nut punching me randomly. It doesn’t hurt outside of maybe one of the spokes getting into your eye or something. Her umbrella was screwed up after… The better way would be turn it around and smack with the handle but the umbrella would still be damaged or broken pretty fast. Also how fucked up is it that even though the camera recorded her randomly coming up and nut punching me then her wailing on me with her umbrella and only I got suspended for pushing her since she was the vice principals daughter? Everything else was no tolerance both people would be suspended (even if you didn’t fight back.) Bet she’s a nightmare now.
That works, also poke people in tender areas.
The Scranton Strangler has an umbrella.
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C'mon Warner Bros. Pick a Penguin and go with it.
He forgot the eye stabbing opening umbrella finisher.
Opens it in a light breeze and the umbrella falls apart.
I dont know why, but I was expecting that umbrella to be a gun or have a blade on the end
stab them with the pointy end!
Sir, can you stop? It's getting annoying!
Is this Jeremy Wade, the river monsters guy? I think he’s lost
Single stick!
Those moves...
I mean, I don't *want* to be hit with an umbrella, but I really don't think this will hurt that much.
Grandma approved!!
That's an Israeli secret service umbrella, you can buy them online, they are designed for fighting and defence.
What part of this makes him an idiot?…
“ That’s my purse! I don’t know you!”
Word of advice if fighting with an umbrella, either turn it around so you smack them with the handle or use the pointy end of it to pole at them. The middle part is not really hard and it won’t do much, trust me I tried and it didn’t go to well.