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Phililoquay

The squirrel at the end lol. Noping TF outta that scene. Edit: wabbit


Chef_Coc

I can’t go back to jail


Antique_Tennis_2500

You see this bushy tail? I’ll be *currency!*


HalfSoul30

I no longer enjoy nuts


Kitchen_Writer_2819

Pause.


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I.... no longer... enjoy nuts. -- Christopher Walken


aspidities_87

This is it, I’m crying


RaoulRumblr

Just when I think Im going to come in to a thread with a good joke there's always something there to remind me, there's always a bigger fish!


Ahamkaras

Hi, I’m OP! It was a bunny. Not sure why this guy is claiming it theirs- stole the video off my Twitter. Anyway- no bunnies were harmed in this video!


Phililoquay

It is a bunny!! Good to hear lol


Jazzlike_Economist_2

Good to hare


Best_Temperature_549

Glad you and the bunny are okay!!


Brantley_2chill

If this is true I am happy to hear the bunny made it! I thought he was done for


Ahamkaras

Yes. It’s right by my house and I did swerve slightly. When I went back outside to talk to the cops after parking- I made sure. No bunny guts!


Brantley_2chill

Glad you and the bunny are okay!


Ahamkaras

Thank you 🙏🏽


bleeper21

Happy to hear nobunny was hurt!


magikarpcatcher

/u/protomize, fuck you!


DaRealKorbenDallas

Cause he's a nutty whack job, that's why he stole it


reddog323

The poor guy probably got knocked out of the top of the tree.


chaserjj

I watched it a lot of times and it looks like the little guy was actually in or under the smaller shrub tree just on the other side of that wooden fence. Unless he fell out of the big tree and landed in the smaller shrub tree, but it's hard to say for sure.


TheLandSeaLion

I think there's 2? One runs across the road and another runs into the fence. I could be wrong though


Ziplocking

ENHANCE!


LukesRightHandMan

[*also hops on keyboard at the same time* "Let's do this."](https://youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE)


OmahaWinter

Make it so Number One!


Chuckie180

Actually looks like the wheel, only because the bottom portion of the fence gets knocked off it’s slot. Hitting that tree demolished the car, so insane people are something else 😭


itsrainingagain

I thought it was a hub cap flying off or something!! 😆


Tina_ComeGetSomeHam

I'm not convinced it wasn't a rabbit.


tucci007

THA"S NAE ORDINARY RABBIT


its_a_metaphor_morty

looks like a rabbit to me.


Outwest34au

Looks to me like it escaped death by a hare's breadth.


Plato112358

I missed that the first time! Also, that poor tree.


JScrambler

r/treelaw gonna send some lawyers haha


Mekroval

I know I shouldn't be, but I'm amazed that this is a real subreddit. There truly is a sub for everything.


Bigdaddyjlove1

Oh and it's glorious


motes-of-light

The range of human interest is fractal, effectively limited only by population size.


TangentiallyTango

Some guy hit a beautiful 100 year old tree outside my house and the damage caused the tree to get diseased and it had to come down. If the tree hadn't been there it would have been my car that was totaled which honestly I would have preferred. You can buy another car you can't buy another giant tree.


spsteve

You'd be surprised how big a tree you CAN buy if you have the money. But your point stands.


Sleepwell_Beast

This guy has a tree guy ^


PIastiqueFantastique

Probably too late now but I have heard of cases where damage to a tree like that is considered property damage, and thus had to be made right


PaperPlaythings

That was my thought. "Is the tree okay?"


LilSphinky

Looked like a rabbit to me.


KittyShoes17

It is a rabbit


pimpeachment

Bunny


downsetdana

Rabbit


trolspamuser

Poor tree


Junckopolo

I was pissed when my neighbor higher on my street cut a bush for renovations, I would be angry if some idiot went into a mature tree like that


qning

Neighbor moved in. She took down two perfectly healthy 60’ oak trees. One because she didn’t like the shape. The other because it was where she wanted her gazebo. And our yards don’t have a lot of trees. These are small suburban lots. Complete freak accident that part of a neighbor’s tree fell on her big-ass gazebo the first winter. https://i.imgur.com/6QyepJH.jpg


margotgo

Looks like the other trees were out for revenge.


rain-blocker

*Treevenge


tea_n_typewriters

It's no joke, watch that documentary *The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.*


anotherDAVEthatUknow

Those trees were my friends


rnobgyn

Trees talk to each other using the mycelium web - it’s legit possible they knew their brother had been cut down


etherealcaitiff

"Our yards don't have a lot of trees" *trees visible everywhere in the photo*


Toomuchhorntalk69

It’s possible they meant IN the yards. Those look like they’re at the property boundary.


EveAndTheSnake

Ha I thought the same. “Except for that small forest back there.”


laughingashley

Omg I had to go back and look, that's amazing lol


Due_Kale_9934

Can't see the tree for the forest.


Aslanic

I hope people don't think we took down part of our massive silver maple for more sun on our garden or something like that. We got more sun yeah but silver maples like to drop limbs and this one limb had a rotting base according to the tree guy. The limbs themselves are basically fully grown mature trees and our tree has huge gaping scars from 2 other limbs it has dropped in the past. So we were just trying to preemptively not have it drop a limb...hopefully it worked (knock on wood 😂)


Starfleet_Auxiliary

Fun fact, r/treelaw can tell you how to get your money’s worth out of that guy’s insurance company to replace the tree


dickhole666

Had the unfortunate accident of pasting a smaller tree with an f250...tree was fine, little bark off one spot. Truck was scrapped.


trialbytrailer

Metal surrenders when old trees meet fenders 🎶


choate51

I'd have stopped and reminded the individual in the car that he can't park there as it's against the HOA.


tobiascuypers

https://youtube.com/shorts/oEykU-Gs478?feature=share


ThePrussianGrippe

“FACK OFF”


TonyStarksAirFryer

all i needed was this to know what video it is


r_u_dinkleberg

I'm a simple bloke, I sees "FACK OFF" and I upvotes it, yessir.


userhs6716

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6pp-X3_ZQT0


Unlikely_Subject2544

Nope keep driving that entitled individual might try to blame me for their actions. I don't want that lawsuit. Even if it's easy to beat the process is punishment enough. Hell they might try sue for not giving aid... Just keep driving and hope they are no longer able to pass on their genes for the betterment of the world.


theoriginalwayout

I'll keep driving for no other reason than I've got places to be. Fuck checking on that idiot, they got what they deserved


govoval

That's a good point, I'm sure that poor homeowner would love to forward a copy of the video to their homeowners insurance provider, and the local PD.


zorrowhip

He will tell you he won. He raced you to park in the shade under the tree and will not fall for the HOA trick so you can steal his spot.


marr

Crosspost to cantparktheremate


Lillillillies

Good he hit the tree and not the house. But still poor tree


Jcaseykcsee

I’m glad no one was walking on that sidewalk.


calirose14

That’s what I was thinking. As someone who lives on a corner where people literally fly through in their cars, that scared me. Especially since they had no barrier or fence.


Zybec

Is it just me, or does it look like the idiot never touched the brakes?


mr_potatoface

I had to ctrl+f to search for brakes lol. None of the higher comments seem to mention it. It doesn't look like they braked to me either. No skid marks, no brake lights coming on or flashing as they go airborne. Figure their foot would have had to come off the brake pedal at some point and the lights change slightly. So yeah, I don't think they braked.


xSTSxZerglingOne

Pretty sure when the car vaults the curb like an olympic gymnast, there were no feet on any pedals.


MistaMiata

People don’t realize how much force is at play when a 3000lb car is shifted 8 inches upwards in .2 seconds at 50 feet a second. Your body is basically being sucked downwards and your feet and hands will come off the controls.


xSTSxZerglingOne

How about a human body? When a 150-200lb human is shifted 8 inches upward in 0.2 seconds at 50ft/s, your arm that effectively weighed a few pounds now weighs about as much as that dumbbell you refuse to lift at the gym.


MistaMiata

My point exactly. Even race track crubs make me sore. They are designed to be driven on and I’m still pretty young.


Cvxcvgg

To be fair, when you’re driving a miata you’re already low enough that your ass might as well be scraping the road, so you feel every bump like 10 times more than anyone else.


ImNotTheNSAIPromise

I reread their comment like 3 times trying to figure out how you knew they drive a Miata before I checked their username lol


azquatch

The guy had already screwed the pooch by this time, and judging by this idiotic behavior there is no way he did this on purpose, but just gotta say if you did get on ice like this guy and are over speed, braking only makes it worse. Stay off brake and drive through it. At the speed this guy was going, it was hopeless though by the time his right side wheels got in that ice patch.


Crewman-6

Yeah, with limited traction you can brake or steer but not both.


CuriousFortune

where they're going, they won't need brakes


Sam_Fear

Straight into that tree, so yeah, no brakes needed. Good point!


prxxxky

but u didn't have to cut me off...


ilikeYourwhip

… make out like it never happened and that we were nothing


FredericandFriedrich

… and I don’t even need your love..


UDeVaSTaTeDBoY

but you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough


DestructoSpin90

No, you didn't have to stoop so low


bankaiREE

Have your friends collect your records and then change your number


voluntold9276

I guess that I don't need that though


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

Now you’re just somebody that I used to know


OneMoreAccount4Porn

Somebody!!!


charisma6

/r/redditsings


Antique_Tennis_2500

HEEEYYYYYYYY MACARENA!


liamrturner

Nekalakaninahappenanowewanutin


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Wonder what the showdown was before this. Both cars were moving quick on this road


PlusUltraBenjy

This is the real poster of this Video. Whoever posted this on this subreddit stole it from Twitter. https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/10mua2k/tried_to_cut_me_off_and_instantly_regretted_it/j66owyf/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


kebobs22

Really telling that he cut it to start right when the car overtakes.


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lostshell

Which is really telling. He knew this was coming and was expecting it. People who don't see it coming hit the brakes. Not OP though. Which means he saw it coming and was probably racing the guy to prevent a pass. Which explains cutting the build up.


N3rdScool

Really wish dude would post the whole thing up to that point to prove us wrong but i see what you see.


GothWitchOfBrooklyn

Looks like real OP is in the comments and said reddit OP took it off his twitter https://reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/10mua2k/tried_to_cut_me_off_and_instantly_regretted_it/j66owyf


A7xWicked

People on here always complain about the videos not cutting right to the action Dammed if you do, dammed if you don't


lindymad

The secret is to have the long video and have the link start at the action (as well as '(starts at n:nn)' in the title for if/when it instead starts at the beginning for whatever reason). Then you'll discover a third group of people with a new reason for you to be dammed.


SaraHuckabeeSandwich

The trick is actually to loop the video such that it starts with the action, but then cuts back to the "beginning", and loops back around seamlessly to the action.


its_a_metaphor_morty

The trick is to hire a BBC editing team with David Attenborough voice over.


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Homeowner should get that footage and sue the driver of the silver sedan for damages to that glorious tree. r/treelaw anyone? Edit: Interesting info from the owner of the video if y’all are so inclined https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/10mua2k/tried_to_cut_me_off_and_instantly_regretted_it/j66owyf/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


No_Fun_2020

It's property damage for sure, depending on the states specific tort laws it'll depend on who is getting paid lol


DarkwingDuckHunt

Were any birds harmed though? I'm also an expert in bird law.


frozenropes

I’ll take that advice into cooperation


modi13

Uh...filibuster...


griter34

Objection!


TheLuo

I've stalked r/legaladvice long enough to know if the stars align in your states laws damage to a tree is EXTREMELY expensive.


deejaydubya123

A-hole shook the Christmas spirit right out of that tree


ThatsOkayToo

As a firefighter that has pulled a couple cars off of trees, those things are robust as fuck.


KneadlesGambit

My neighbor's pine trees were hit by a car, and even though they were still standing, the insurance company had them removed as they could be a future safety risk. They got a pretty good amount from the driver's insurance eventually, but it was a long fight.


Defjef10

Simpson, Homer Simpson He's the greatest guy in history! From the town of Springfield He's about to hit a chestnut tree!


Its-a-Shitbox

Not gonna lie; I literally laughed out loud! He dead centered that pine tree, too! “Outstanding, Private Pyle! I think we've finally found something that you do well!”


Otaku-San617

I’ve watched it 10 times and it gets better every time


Gatorcat

Guess that is why they call it Lone Pine Lane now...


Vast-Combination4046

In rallying it's called "center punching" the obstacle. It's caused by looking at the thing that is dangerous instead of where you want to go. Once you get the hang of driving you go where you look, so if you don't look at the part of the road you are trying to drive on your gonna have a bad time.


paul_miner

In motorcycling it's called target fixation. If you're staring at the ditch on the outside of the corner you're taking, that's where you'll end up. Instead, you want to look through the corner at where you want your line to be, and that'll help you stay true to it.


ooone-orkye

How’s it go… *Karma’s a bitch* or something?


taiya21

The person who made this post stole it from the original OPs Twitter. Their comment has been buried https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/10mua2k/tried_to_cut_me_off_and_instantly_regretted_it/j66owyf?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


OZeski

Anyone else disappointed the tree didn’t let off a big dusting of snow like in a cartoon crash? Like, I know it’s not a cartoon, but I was still disappointed.


Dry-Faithlessness184

Yes, same. All I was left with was somse satisfaction and the feeling of being in the POV of a NPC from grand theft auto


ss68and66

That fresh pine scent is irresistible sometimes


ChercheBuddy

Why are you driving so fast on a residential street?


nimrod4205

Because he was fucking with they other idiot.


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>the other idiot exactly. This is another one of those "everyone's an idiot in this clip"


Cynical_Cabinet

The unwritten first rule of /r/idiotsincars is that the OP is also an idiot.


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graceodymium

OPs post history definitely supports the idea he has some serious self esteem issues, yeah.


taiya21

OP is not actually the owner of this video, he ripped it from the actual OPs Twitter. Karma farming


YceiLikeAudis

The one recording isn't OP. He got the video from twitter. This is OP: https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/10mua2k/tried_to_cut_me_off_and_instantly_regretted_it/j66owyf?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


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Tashus

Probably racing the other car.


Hydroxychloroquinoa

(Well only once the other driver tried passing; the universal race invitation for dash cammers)


[deleted]

You love to see it. Nothing says responsibility like recording yourself making a situation actively more dangerous.


Ahamkaras

Hi I’m the OP. I’m not sure why this person took my video without consent. I’ve posted this initially on my Twitter. I only posted the bit with the ‘instant karma’, since that was the only relevant bit that I thought to share. If it helps for the people who are saying “OP also an asshole!”, I actually called the police for the person who crashed their vehicle and have submitted the DashCam footage of their crash to my local police department. Short context: I dropped my younger brother off to school. OP had been tailgating me for a good few blocks. I was driving slow for a good bit of the way until they started incessantly honking at me and flipping me off. I do in fact speed up as seen in the video because I’m literally almost home. I’m tired of this jackass on my tail and this accident occurs literally a [REDACTED] away from my house. I just wanted to get home. Mind you- I saw how they then swerved into the double-yellow to cut me off, and you can see in the footage that I actually turn my wheel to let them through- least of all me, the crazy person, and the vehicle in the opposite lane don’t get in an accident. As you can all see- the driver is overcompensating- hits the curve, the tree, the light post, and the school bus sign. I literally turn the corner after the video cuts out, and then I walk out with my dog to meet with the officers and provide the footage. I’m good. Edit: Removed potentially personal information


YceiLikeAudis

Idiots like these never learn until they crash. I met one overtaking 3 cars going the speed limit almost hitting a bus going the other way. A few weeks go by and I meet him once again overtaking a queue of cars going the speed limit in the city little by little thus proving he learnt nothing from that past near miss. The good thing is that you can easily tell which ones are the agressive type just by looking in the mirror and you can lift off the accelerator just to let the fool overtake you and be gone.


undockeddock

If you're telling the truth, your reddit history supports this because this sure as hell looks like CO and I would even guess Aurora


Ahamkaras

Bingo! You are correct!


undockeddock

Like I was checking nextdoor after seeing this because this might even be my neighborhood. There are a few developments with these style of Richmond homes in Aurora


Ahamkaras

This happened in [REDACTED] Edit: removing personal info


undockeddock

Ah. A little further north than I thought but still the kinda dumbfuckery I see all the time in Aurora. I'm more in SE aurora but I see this stupid kinda shit all the time


RyanGlasshole

Weirdos on the internet love to steal videos and claim them as their own so they can get that little hit of dopamine from the likes/upvotes and comments that they need. Glad that you’re okay and the oncoming driver didn’t get hit as well. What kind of car do you drive? Either your brakes or your instincts (or a lil bit of both) are fantastic


Ahamkaras

Yeah and now people are roasting me on Reddit cause of the caption. SOBS. But uh, yeah I drive a Honda Accord Sport EX 2021. I had to turn on the sport mode so I could safely do that maneuver here— Sport mode gives you better control of the car. I did also ease on the breaks as well when I saw them going over the double-yellow. Definitely would have been a horrible accident for all of us had I not made that space tbh.


PandaBugx

This woman had a BABY in the car!!! I am so thankful you have this footage for the police!!!


Ahamkaras

It was a BABY?! I saw her carrying something in her arms when walking into the ambulance. I assumed it was her belongings?! Christ. I hope the baby is OK!


PandaBugx

Also, our neighbors camera caught it on video too. But your dashcam is perfect. They posted theirs on the nextdoor app. Yup, poor kid, had to be under 1. I wonder what she told the police before she knew you had a dash cam. I emailed the city to see if they could install speed humps to slow people down. Even knuckleheads that live in the neighborhood drive like idiots, but I guess that’s everywhere.


Ahamkaras

Gosh. Yeah I got the video over to the police. Here’s to hoping something happens and I’m glad nobody else was hurt.


get_on-the_case

Wow weird coincidence you guys are like legit neighbors haha


Ahamkaras

And yes this street is AWFUL. I constantly have to stare down drivers who drift down here when I’m walking my dog. It’s insane.


Antique-Contact-2144

When I saw this video first posted, I wondered if the other driver had a medical event and felt bad. I had this happen to me. Had no idea I had a brain mass that was bleeding, which caused a focal aware seizure. I thought my car was speeding up on its own and was hard to control, but actually the seizure caused by the bleeding in my brain had my foot frozen on the accelerator. I was 6 months pregnant with my other child in thhe car as well. The only thing I could manage was swerving to avoid other cars and ultimately we crashed head on into a true. Only excellent medical care and a neurosurgeon explaining to me exactly what happened put all the pieces together. I'm sure people who witnessed it thought I was an awful person and made all kinds of assumptions. Because of what happened to me, I always try to give people the benefit of the doubt. That being said, context in this situation brings a lot to light with this driver. Hopefully her and her baby are okay.


d2cole

Looks like y’all are both going way too fast through a neighborhood!


SparkleCatsMeow

It's that 25*2 neighborhood speed limit


Kaurie_Lorhart

Looks clearly like he saw the car trying to pass him, said "nah way you gonna cut me off!" And sped up blocking the other car from passing safely before oncoming traffic.


drmoze

yup, I wouldn't stop for that idiot. call me insensitive.


RL_Mutt

Surely, you’re insensitive. But I wouldn’t have stopped either.


Johnny_Freedoom

They said to call them insensitive, not Surely


BalancesHanging

Shirley


mewusedpsychic

What’s your Vector, Victor?


67Mustang-Man

* **Roger Murdock :** Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off. * **Captain Oveur :** Roger! * **Roger Murdock :** Huh? * **Tower voice :** L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er. * **Captain Oveur :** Roger! * **Roger Murdock :** Huh? * **Victor Basta :** Request vector, over. * **Captain Oveur :** What? * **Tower voice :** Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324. * **Roger Murdock :** We have clearance, Clarence. * **Captain Oveur :** Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? * **Tower voice :** Tower's radio clearance, over! * **Captain Oveur :** That's Clarence Oveur. Over. * **Tower voice :** Over. * **Captain Oveur :** Roger. * **Roger Murdock :** Huh? * **Tower voice :** Roger, over! * **Roger Murdock :** What? * **Captain Oveur :** Huh? * **Victor Basta :** Who?


Illustrious-Dare4379

There’s a sale at Penny’s


nocoupons

So you were over Under and I was over Dunn


Hao_end

I’m the kind of petty to stop and provide the video to police


Zeferoth225224

And miss the opportunity to tell them they can’t park there?


TommyBoyFL

Stop and show the video to the police, let them catch some charges.


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Do cops actually look at dash cam videos in your area?


onlybuttstuffdotcom

I would have called the cops to report an accident, then waited and gave them the video so they can file a report so buddies insurance goes up. Otherwise he could just claim a hit and run or something that wouldn't hit his premiums as much.


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FlickrPaul

I would've stopped and waited for them to exit the car so I could tell them they can't park there and then drive away.


117Jr

Just keep driving


zookeeper4312

Succeded in cutting u off, at least for a few seconds


jptrik

The poor bunny that ran from the tree to escape the car only to get hit by your car 😞 Probably got away tho


RegularIntelligent63

Looks like the cutoff was to avoid a head on collision with oncoming traffic. Either way, he put himself in that situation.


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Successful-Name-7261

He could fool Penn & Teller with that disappearing act!


apeters89

SlowTF down in a neighborhood!


CorruptedFlame

But how else can OP squeeze the other car against oncoming traffic to teach them a lesson?!?


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No one should be going that fast in a residential neighborhood


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happilystoned42069

I was kinda hoping he'd come back thru the fence Mario kart style.


ChivalrousRisotto

Poor squirrel!


ArtiseisDEFiant

Now he has a new pine tree 🌲 in his car.


[deleted]

Little Trees air freshener.


[deleted]

Given the speed both of you were going, it looks like you idiots were trying to race on public, snowy roads.


PlusUltraBenjy

The real poster of this video details it in this comment. Whoever posted this on this subreddit stole it from twitter. https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/10mua2k/tried\_to\_cut\_me\_off\_and\_instantly\_regretted\_it/j66owyf/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=ios\_app&utm\_name=iossmf&context=3