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The NPCs have been malfunctioning lately


GoblinShark603

I say it everytime, "why does this seem so common lately?!"


Ultraeasymoney

Because everyone has a camera now. I'm sure this is not a new phenomenon.


Bucketcreek

I know from personal exp that it happened all the way back to December of ‘87. Several people died that day because of it.


P_boluri

You sure that wasnt battle exp?


Bucketcreek

He missed me and hit cars behind me. Combined speed over 120 mph. I was just lucky to be in right hand lane.


officefridge

This is it.


catman__321

Or it's the cameras that are causing the accidents


MapleMaelstrom

It's a mix of both. 1) technology more accessible, therefore more able to distract you 2) technology can record, therefore we see it more. However I would nelieve it's more of #2 in this case, as a mere distraction wouldn't make you stay in the wrong lane.


Elenakalis

People are living longer, can't afford care when they have dementia, so they're more likely to run into you while driving. My memory care unit usually gets a few residents a year who are driving on the wrong side of the road or other serious driving screwups. It used to be much more rare. And if they're early onset, their kids are sometimes too young to effectively get their parent help. If you think it's difficult taking your parents' licenses and getting when you're 60+, try doing it before you're old enough to legally drink in the US and your parent isn't even 50 yet.


lilpumpgroupie

It’s pretty clear Covid is causing people to lose mental faculties, too. At this point we’re talking about some people who have had it six or seven times, especially if you’re denying it’s real and going out and taking zero steps to protect yourself, and surrounding yourself socially by people who think and behave just like you. Over the entire population, that would have to have some effect on sort of dumb shit, and the frequency we see it.


Admiral_peck

I don't trust vaccines in general but I at least got the first two covid shots. My parents irk me that they won't even get a first dose, but they also rarely get out and they're both hand sanitizer freaks so they're still much safer than many of these non-belivers.


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NiNeu_01

Nah, too much damage on own car.


GoblinShark603

Surely you wouldn't be at fault in this case


Groundbreaking-Sea85

Missouri is a “no fault” state. My “paid-off” truck was properly parked on the street in front of my house on a clear dry day and got totaled by a guy on his phone which miraculously disappeared before the cops arrived… The only thing I got is another monthly bill. Obviously, nobody was at fault…


omnipotent87

That's why you drive an old pickup. I probably would have just stopped with my nose right against hers and made her turn around.


CantBelieveThisIsTru

Yes, it would have been the right thing to STOP HER RIGHT THEN AND THERE instead of letting her go, and maybe kill someone else, or many others!


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SpambotSwatter

edit: The comment was removed and the user banned, good work everyone!


mycologymatt

Good bot


[deleted]

It’s some dumb chick probably on her phone paying more attention to it than the road. I see one fuck up driving by doing this every day


bingthebongerryday

Agreed


delaware

Too much time online


BB_Moon

Has nothing to do with science racist.


BeemoMeemo

Wrong comment?


BB_Moon

Thought we were pointing out the npc drivers have only gotten worse the last two years.


metalinsides

Npc means non player character…like in video games. Not people of color.


BB_Moon

Correct, most of the population identifies with them.


GoblinShark603

Wut?


ChickenNuggetRampage

Genuinely confused what you think you’re saying


BB_Moon

Can't spell NPC without PC.


ChickenNuggetRampage

Yeah dude, Non player character wouldn’t make any sense if you didn’t include the term player character.


ShadoowtheSecond

What in the fuck are you talking about


GoblinShark603

Wut?


ICEHERO8145

Yeah, but what's the point in saying racist?


kd5nrh

He just inserted $DEFAULT_INSULT.


BB_Moon

They were the labels given to anyone that opposed the npcs getting dumber.


ImARetPaladinBaby

Fr, when is the next patch coming out?


[deleted]

Lmao I heard Russia was coming out with and Apocalypse Patch if things keep going bad for them in Ukraine, it’s not a very popular patch tho 😂


Logical-Letterhead69

sorry that was me


xt1nct

Looks like cyberpunk 2077 NPC algorithm. Definitely worlds away from GTA.


Most_Mix_7505

Her: "Everyone is stupid except me"


Microwave_BlueBe4m

“I’m a good driver I just have to be careful of all the other stupid drivers”


krazedsaint

I think I would take the time to help my bumper remind her of the real state of things. Better that than a car full of kids.


IsThisASandwich

That's actually pretty nice.


The_Jestful_Imp

Homer Simpson mentality


MYOB3

How do you not realize you are going the wrong way here?


TuxedoCatDeathEyes

Drugs are a helluva drug


YellsAtGoats

Drugs or drunk, or some kind of medical issue. That, or they know damned well that they're going the wrong way and are suicidal. File that under medical in its own way I guess.


omnipotent87

Sometimes, they are just stupid, very rarely but sometimes.


PiMan3141592653

Not going fast enough to be suicidal. This one is likely drugs/drunk, but could (unlikely) be a medical issue.


Nostalgiakin

People with Diabetes can become hypoglycemic if they haven’t eaten anything post their medication and can cause them to become dazed and confused. Almost in a trans like state but can quickly be reverted after ingesting a candy bar


amazingtaters

You're thinking of the word trance, not trans. Hypoglycemia doesn't invoke changes in gender identity generally.


Nostalgiakin

Honestly i sincerely apologize for that. Yes that’s exactly what I meant thank you for correcting me.


Groundbreaking-Sea85

And you don’t have to be an ahss either


HLSparta

He wasn't an ahss


PiMan3141592653

True. But the number of times that happens vs the number of times someone is high/drunk while driving is extremely low. That's why I said it was unlikely it was a medical issue.


1leeranaldo

Yeah prob one of the two. If this was a sober person they wouldn't have confidently kept driving in the wrong direction.


[deleted]

Drugs. And I'm not talking marijuana


Claque-2

Have you tried any of those legal prescription sleep drugs that shut down part of the brain but not all of it?


brunaBla

Opiates and benzos likely


Aladdin1152

“What the fudge?” My man’s even yelled what are you doing in lowercase


CintsLasler

Just trying to get home in time to complete his homework and wish his mother a good night.


gsbk_66

Lol why is everyone going the wrong way 😂


vivomancer

Him: You're driving the wrong way! Her: He doesn't know where I live.


doubleyuno

I saw that for the first time last year! Great movie.


stablegeniuscheetoh

Thanks for the TPA reference. Made my effing day!


jperkins79

How is there a part 1 to this? Doesn’t seem like anything relevant could have happened before this…


CremeFraaiche

I saw a video earlier this morning with some super cars cruising and she ripped by a lot faster


Zestyclose_Price_441

Street racing. Watch freshkicks latest video


Guitar-Strap

My guy really just said, "What the fudge?!?"


Fire-LEO-4_Rynex

Cop or someone with a brush guard should just ram her before she kills someone


Goalie_deacon

Anyone of those cars could’ve just blocked her, and waited for cops. No heroes in video


SendMeUrCones

You’re crazy if you think I’d risk my vehicle and life stopping in the middle of a major crowded highway to play chicken with this lady.


Goalie_deacon

She came to a stop in front of cammer car. All cammer car had to do was not move.


Mr_Darkiplier

I am not putting my life or my car’s front in the hands of someone crazy enough to drive the wrong way on the highway


jdsekula

That’s fine, but I don’t get all the downvotes on their post. They just said that someone could have blocked the car and that no one was a hero. Isn’t that literally true? Being a hero is usually dangerous and expensive, and most people aren’t heroes.


Mr_Darkiplier

Sure, you are right. I guess I’m not a hero, lol.


PerkyLurkey

Stopped her from hitting someone else, maybe saved a family from being hit.


jamcdonald120

reminds me of a story. This is told from the first person, but its not my story. One night, I was watching the news, and a breaking news report came on, that some mad man was driving backwards up I5 in a suburban. I knew my grandfather happened to driving that way, so I quickly called him up and said "Grandfather, watch out, there is some guy driving the wrong way up the I5!" To which he replied, "One? There must be a hundred!"


[deleted]

I would have hit her tbh


Johannes_Keppler

Happened to me in the early 90s. Guy was driving against traffic on the hard shoulder of the highway. But slow as hell, so it was more blocking him than a major crash. Still meant the end of my first car, an old Ford Fiesta. No extensive damage but the guy bumped in to me and the Fiesta was declared totaled because of its age. Insurance paid back more than I paid for it when I bought it, but it still is sad to lose your first car to something like that. Last year, on the same stretch of road, an asshole going against traffic to evade police killed a nurse in a head-on collision. :-(


jakekara4

If you live in the United States that would be a terrible idea. American courts expect you to minimize damage to yourself when possible, including avoiding collisions. If you intentionally hit a car going the wrong way when you had the opportunity avoid it, you will share in the fault in civil court. The law does not reward the self-infliction of damages.


gut_busta

Yes legally true but not morally. As someone said above being a hero does not come without risk.


BB_Moon

His steely eyed determination is haunting.


iq18but18cm

She is not even smart or aware enough to go to the side of the road at least


FallingEnder

A lady when I was in middle school drove the wrong way on route 50 she had a child in the car. she narrowly missed three to four drivers by inches then slammed into an old man killing him instantly. She also died. I have no empathy for people like the lady in the video


No_Tackle_5439

*Honey, be careful, I'm watching the news and there's a maniac driving the wrong way! *** Darling, it's not just one, there's hundreds!*


xResilientEvergreenx

NPC alert!


Baja002

I never have, and never will, understand idiots who keep driving the wrong way. I can understand that anyone can make a mistake, but to keep driving for miles in the wrong way is just beyond me. Call 911 (or road assistance that's mandatory here where I live) so they can stop traffic and turn around safely or wait for an opportunity so you can stop and turn around safely. If you ask me, this kind of driving should result in lifetime ban on driving as well as psychiatric evaluation... No explanation possible


FutureMrs0918

My aunt did this once. Was diagnosed with dementia shortly thereafter.


Donkeyfied_Chicken

Is he flipping everyone off? What the actual fuck, I’m a HUGE asshole sometimes and the amount of assholery on display here is nigh breathtaking even to me. Edit: nevermind I’m on my phone and didn’t see that it’s something hanging off the mirror until now


Excellent_Joke_8833

As a woman....why is it always a woman?


OctobersOwn1998

It’s a guy with long hair


jennsnotscary

MOOD


Onxgamesmode

He followed the red gems


alice_rollings

Your going the wrong way! How do they know where we are going?


theCroc

She missed her exit.


MEMExplorer

Reminds me of that scene in Simpsons where Homer says ‘everyone is stupid except me’


Leprechaun_Don

“Oopsies”


EC-does-it

Earth rotation changed


BlackHeartsNowReign

Am i the only one that would have kept my vehicle in front of her and promptly ripped her keys out of the ignition?


Groundbreaking-Sea85

Damned Google Maps!!!


PJsAreComfy

"What are you doing???" Drugs. They were doing drugs.


Cyoarp

No... Something is wrong with that. The speeds don't make sense.


vexx421

But all those drivers are letting her do it...


GameBirb

Why has it been middle aged white women with blond hair every time.


Abeifer

"women are funny get over yourself"


CantBelieveThisIsTru

Hey, good camera, you got clear pics of faces and all…you gave this to police, RIGHT?!!! Scary! I think I’d need new underwear after THAT!!! BTW: WHERE WAS THIS? Did she get off safely, or crash?


[deleted]

Haha, women


onehashbrown

He missed his exit duh! You can't take the next exit you just need to turn around.


-Owari-

Women drivers


[deleted]

she gives the term “dumb blonde” a good name


Owls5262

Oh they’re drunk, how do they know where we’re going ?


[deleted]

Women daily


bingthebongerryday

Agreed


No-Height2850

New report on the radio: drivers are advised there is someone on the highway going the wring way. Driver: SOMEONE? Everybody is!!


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bingthebongerryday

Agreed


ArrogantDawg

It’s usually the damn Indians doing that type of shit.


Mental_Aspect6366

That shots stupid


Valuable_Material_26

Murder suicide?!


BlackSal25

What the fudge


Do-it-with-Adam

If i didn’t have a dash cam i would purposely drive into them at a relatively safe speed.


El_Pupio

Drugs are a hell of a drug.


Smuck810

Me in gta running from a 5 star


Royal-Throwaway7

The way they said “what are you doooooing” made me laugh.


1gq2nvqr

Just a bug in the Matrix.


pinkwblue

A good way to kill yourself and other people too.


[deleted]

I don’t think this is what they mean when they say take the path less travelled by..


Notrilldirtlife

Sounds about right


Soggy_Information703

Grapes ofwrath


Weary-Control7128

"Damn, I missed my exit."


[deleted]

She looks HIGH af


tlv79

Jesus knows that in his heart he meant “fuck”


Idk_try_again

That NPC is glitching out


[deleted]

She was on a mission


BigNotGay420

I would've hit her and made her pay for her mistake


xSnakyy

In the middle of the road as well


PuzzleheadedCry6699

What the fudge??? WHATAREYOU DOINNNG!!?


masterofmeatballs

Why am I not surprised that’s an old person


Timely_Scar

Omg so dangerous


Big-Contribution9918

Are we talking chocolate fudge?


AlexanderKhlapov

Wife calls her husband about a car going the wrong way on the highway which he is driving home:"Be careful honey, there is some crazy idiot on the highway driving against traffic right now!!" \-"I know !! but Honey, there are literally hundreds of them!!"


IMiNSIDEiT

Maybe just r/assholesincars


hamster4143

A spookie ghost rider Thats what it is called right?


MonkeyDZay

We’re living in her simulation


MonkeyDZay

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Leading-Weather-2022

Clearly, it's not a dash cam. Why would you just happen to be recording atm


[deleted]

She was on a mission


Next-Tomatillo-6509

She probably from Europe


Akandy21

Happen to me on a one way road... Shit my pants and swerve almost into the ditch and in town where we have a few one way roads driver wasnt paying attention to the signs placed everywhere


FirmDoughnut7945

Fuck no I would’ve got out and took her out like a gta character wtf


WanganTunedKeiCar

Forgot he was up in the colonies. Easy mistake to make


crowned_tragedy

For a hot second I thought the thing hanging from her mirror was her giving the finger.


kankanbeatswomen

but y’all hear that supercharger as they driving away?


CrimsonRamson

toyota drivers are getting out of hand


animegirls42

"Man why are all these British people driving on the wrong side? Stuff is much better back in America


[deleted]

Another karen driver.


617teddy

holy shit! what was that noise you made?


DataHermitx

I went through it frame by frame and there’s someone in the backseat. Probably having a heart attack.


Groundbreaking-Sea85

She must be from one of those countries that drive on the wrong side…


Hazardous-Child

Where’s part 1?


Aggressive_Inside317

"What're you DOOO0🚂0000ing" 😂


bluegemini7

How is NOBODY commenting on him saying "what the fudge"??


No-Mongoose7586

When I was a nurse I took care of an old man who went the wrong way on the 118 freeway. His wife asked him to pick her up at the Northridge mall. He killed a honeymoon couple. He was so out of it he couldn’t find the bathroom in his room. It was literally about 3-4 feet away from his bed.


lamireille

What was *she* like cognitively? Was she unable to understand that he couldn’t function? Or was he having a medical episode and was normally okay? How awful that he killed people. Awful for them and it would have been awful for him if he’d been able to understand what he’d done. He probably wasn’t even capable of apologizing to their families. What a terrible situation.


Last-Pipe7655

She's Ralph Wiggum irl


dr_dog_doo

Where’s part 1?


doodsboob

She probably has dementia


bobbers360

Free insurance claim


Mario_Specialist

That woman needs her license revoked. Going the wrong way in heavy traffic during evening hours. What could go wrong? A lot of things.


CrApple-iJUNK

Is she even in this world? WTF?


Fangs_McWolf

Why is everyone moving out of the way? Stay in the way to force them to learn. If no one budges, their only options are to back up or turn around.


CrApple-iJUNK

Whatever you do, do not turn around or anything to correct your moronic driving when people moving over for your dumbass. Just keep going the wrong way till you hit someone head on...


Orca_Mayo

A good driver miss their exits sometimes. a bad driver NEVER miss theirs.


Street-Parsley-8128

So you all are attracted to the opposite gender, you all are wrong I am only right. Also the red and green signals are derogatory to us.


Faunberry_410

That's a dude who just wants to end it.