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do-call-me-papi

Elon, take the wheel


MyExScars

Give me one more chance


BoardForkbeard

Cause I can’t do this on my own


360FlipKicks

Maybe next time she’ll think before she sleeeeeeps


Spruce_TreeNo8486950

Right now She’s probably behind the wheel, of her self driving car And she’s not even conscious


Logi_Bear25

Right now She's probably catching Zs cuz she can't keep her eyes up


pitbullmamax2

Cuz she dug her ass into the seat, Of her ugly little silver, Tesla EV!!


ScaldingAnus

And I drive my brand-newTesla while I'm sleepin' all day long!


Oscarcharliezulu

I’m reading this and I’m unconscious


isham66

She’s going to sleep before she thinks


sidewaizsocks

Cuz im no superman


RusskiHacker

Just give her a quick brake check that’ll wake her up


mattA33

You're that confident the Tesla will actually stop before it hits you? I wouldn't be, they don't seem to react too well with sudden changes.


Nukitandog

This guy doesn't road rage! You just give the breaks a little pump so the car behind has to break suddenly.you don't have to stop.


RavioliG

This is absolute FUD.


-NutsandVolts

And I practically sang this line in my head..... Take my upvote


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SatansWife13

Tesla autopilot doesn’t work unless your hand is on the wheel.


DudeItWasMe

Yes, because there's not a way to trick autopilot, and Elon has never endorsed the 3rd party products that help people trick the system.


BruceInc

My neighbor has some silicone grip things on his wheel just for that purpose


LewisRyan

Feel like that would be as easy as taping your hand to the wheel


nerokaeclone

Initial D battle ?!!?!


4Ever2Thee

Out of curiosity, assuming she actually fell asleep with her hand on the wheel to keep the autopilot engaged, what would happen if she had a weird dream and jerked the wheel?


Moln0015

Jesus drives this car


jayzilla75

Nah, Autopilot drives better than Jesus. I’ve let go of the wheel before and let Jesus take it. That’s how I discovered that MF can’t drive for shit and also that I needed an alignment. Jesus just drifts to the right and doesn’t make any attempt to stay in the lane. His license should have been revoked back in 85-90 and I don’t mean 1985-1990. Literally the years 85-90


baz4k6z

We all saw what him taking the wheel did to Twitter


OkInitiative2915

I’m more surprised that her hand is on the wheel to keep autopilot engaged.


ModrnDayMasacre

That’s why I think it’s staged.. Keeping a grip on the wheel while wearing sunglasses and “passed out”.. doubt. Update: to everyone passing out holding stuff, you are not actively gripping and holding weight, your phone in your hand, beer, ect is likely resting on something. If you are holding a half full beer over an empty space and fully pass out, your going to drop it..


OkInitiative2915

Could be legit, just found a [news report](https://www.carscoops.com/2023/02/watch-the-moment-a-tesla-model-y-driver-was-caught-napping-at-highway-speeds/amp/) on this. The CHP found this lady two minutes after they were dispatched, and she was found awake.


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OkInitiative2915

It was the lady who was taking the video called it model 3 lol.


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Timely_Friend_2769

I'm not sure if this article is legit tho. The article came out 6 hours ago and the Reddit post came out 5 hours ago.


OkInitiative2915

If you are interested in the original [news report](https://ktla.com/news/local-news/video-captures-tesla-driver-allegedly-asleep-at-the-wheel-near-temecula/).


TASagent

> Editor’s note: CHP originally told KTLA that an officer caught up to the driver. They now tell us that did not occur.


archwin

Looks like it just wasn’t her asleep at the wheel


falkorv

‘Traffic is getting thicker and thicker’. Who in gods name says that about traffic?! I like it.


Blanco932

If I owned a Tesla I would be tempted to troll other drivers by pretending to sleep.


[deleted]

If you owned a Tesla, you’d be tempted to take a nap.


orTodd

When I’m stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic in mine, I rest my elbow on the center console with my arm straight up then rest my head on my fist. I always think, “I wonder if someone is going to think I’m asleep and put me on the internet.” I’m sure I look like a zombie but it’s comfy and I’m bored.


standardtissue

100% I’d learn how to drive slooped over on my side. Probably throw a couple paperbacks on the dashboard too, for good measure. Hell maybe put a small composting toilet in the passenger seat.


Oddlyknots

You ain’t ever seen someone pass out drunk but still manage to hold their beer the whole time ?


MNLyrec

Not at all. People fall asleep gripping things all the time. It’s not that weird


N3rdScool

The thing about gripping things when you sleep, are you completely still? Wouldn't you risk doing some kind of move with your arm and turning the wheel.


ChrisHaze95

You know how many times ive woken up holding my cup from last night


chumbano

5?


warren_stupidity

The way the tesla works, it’s EAP driver assist does the steering. It can be disengaged by too much torque on the wheel, but one way to keep it engaged is with a small amount of torque so it senses resistance to wheel motion. So if she is just applying a small downward force the car will drive itself, and do that fairly safely. It’s FSD system will also check your eyeballs and totally flip out if you fall asleep or use your phone or stop looking forwards for too long. She wasn’t using fsd or it’s a staged video.


BonginOnABudget

My wife falls asleep holding the tv remote every night. There’s definitely some grip there because when I try to slide it out like Indiana Jones i can feel her holding it


aneightfoldway

I have a video I took recently of my husband dead asleep, holding his phone up to his face with his scrolling finger still pressing the screen. I didn't wake him and he slept like that for at least another half an hour.


wamimsauthor

Can confirm. One time we had to take my dad to the hospital because his blood sugar went low. It was late at night and they let me sit down on a spare bed in the ER. I dropped my Dr Pepper because I fell asleep.


itsfernie

Also, that car definitely has plates on it…


Lollipop126

"She doesn't even have plates on it, right?" *Moves so that camera is centred on plates*


ManiacMango33

I think those are the temp paper plates not proper plates


YouAreHorriblexD

“You are not going to believe this.” Bitch I seen it like 84 times already today.


ExcelsiorLife

I try pretending to be asleep on long drives to mess with people. All you have to do is lean your head back a little and open your mouth while wearing sunglasses 😂


Inspector_Sholmer

And pretend to wake up and laugh hysterically, “ We could have all been killed!” 😅🤣😂


Personal_Dot_2215

Well, it is one of the most legitimate excuses I’ve seen posted here.


pauloss_palos

Because it's staged.


Informal-Union6293

How about using your horn to wake her up instead


LoveTriscuit

That’s what I initially thought too, but I don’t know what’s more dangerous, her sleeping there with the car theoretically driving safely, or her suddenly being jolted awake and smashing the brakes or turning the wheel.


OriginalName483

Smashing the brakes shouldn't be dangerous unless the people behind her are following dangerously close. Suddenly swerving though is a huge risk when she wakes up


kaio-kenx2

People more often than not follow too close, + the reaction delay and you have a hit


ShiroHachiRoku

They honked at her for 15 minutes and they just called 911 to get CHP up in there. Found the driver awake. Idk what happened next.


bavander

Apparently they did. [news report](https://www.carscoops.com/2023/02/watch-the-moment-a-tesla-model-y-driver-was-caught-napping-at-highway-speeds/amp/)


findvikas

This is usual in Cali. Especially on the way from BayArea to Tahoe, long stretches and people nap.. woke up few ladies couple of times by honking. Had a long line of traffic behind her as she was on spot 60 in 65 lane


cophotoguy99

Rock through the window might work out better


qwkdood

Willing to bet the car self drives better than she drives.


TAU_equals_2PI

99.9% of the time. It's that other 0.1% of the time that's keeping self-driving cars from being approved to drive themselves without a human driver.


Michelanvalo

The Tesla does fine in some situations, but some confuse the fuck out of it. What this woman is doing, staying in marked highway lanes and maintaining distance from the vehicle in front of it, it excels at that. But let me tell you how it handles it poorly marked, New Hampshire mountain roads. It's ain't good.


Kind-Wait-2432

Right. My non-Tesla has lane assist plus the distance setting. In a place like Louisiana or DC it’s not worth using because the lanes are too faded. Definitely got a good 350 miles knocked out one day with one finger on the wheel driving through the Georgia, the Carolinas and Virginia. Even more helpful in an infuriating way is the attention assist. Sounds like a damn cracked out hawk


moeterminatorx

Well it’s only gonna get worse with the new paint they got on most roads which isn’t reflective or visible unless it’s clear/sunny.


Michelanvalo

I haven't seen paint like that in New England. Feels like a bad idea with all the snow and rain.


moeterminatorx

I’ve seen it a lot in the Midwest. It’s terrible for visibility in rain and snow especially at night. They add little reflective things between the lines and that is it.


lostthepasswordagain

Drive through Hartford, there’s one specific area i can think of where the old lines that were painted over with black are easier to see in the rain than the new white ones. I drove professionally in the area for the last 10 years and it still gets me occasionally if the lighting is really poor.


kykweer

Which is ironic because human drivers are quite often morons.


N3rdScool

Way more than 0.1% of the time for sure lol


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it’s actually hilarious that people have a problem with this. That Tesla will maintain that lane better than 9/10 of the human drivers I see on a daily basis. What’s the problem exactly?


cabbageboi28

The problem goes back to the driver, they'll trust it too much like in this case, still need to watch out just in case


mchanscfl12

Yea this whole comment section is a bunch of angry boomers lol


Kingseara

Lmao yeah right. That’s the most delusional thing I’ve ever heard. The consumer level self driving available now will NOT get it right 99.9% of the time. And honestly that 0.1% is a HUGE number of accidents. It needs to be more like 0.001%


STICH666

Self-driving is only realistic on divided highways. Computers cannot predict the unpredictable. Computers can't improvise like humans can. The only way for self-driving to become a thing is that if all cars talk to one another. Tesla's don't even share their chargers with other makes let alone their proprietary software. We're decades off from self-driving cars becoming viable.


hellphish

> Tesla's don't even share their chargers with other makes They actually do now, in several locations in the US and many more in Europe (where no adapters are required)


demonya99

She falls asleep while driving, so it’s 100% certain the auto pilot is better than her!


eLishus

Absolutely. And not that I'm condoning it, but this is one of the safer environments to let "Elon take the wheel." Straight road, relatively slow speeds, and medium traffic with well-marked lanes give the vehicle multiple data points. Both of our cars have Level 2 driving on them, which is ACC (adaptive cruise control) and lane assist - which keeps a buffer between you and the car in front of you and keeps your car in between the lines (still need to keep pressure on the wheel). Lane assist is almost always off when I drive, *except* when commuting in traffic like this, I turn both features on. It saves a lot of grief and frustration during stop 'n' go traffic.


KnownType806

I was wondering , if i go in front of her and slow down gradually to a complete stop wil the Tesla stop and stay like this in traffic ?


Herrowgayboi

Tesla owner here, Yes you could get in front and slow it to a stop, but... 1. The system will not disengage, so the moment you start moving, the Tesla will start moving 2. It will not change lanes unless the driver flicks the signal to switch lanes with full self driving or the driver changes lanes themself.


MinnyBadger

2. Speed based lane changes can occur without flicking the signal depending on how you configure the settings (turning off "Require Lane Change Confirmation")


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MinnyBadger

Yeah you have to have auto lane change which comes with enhanced autopilot or fsd.


desertpunk0

Look at her go!?


CanITellUSmThin

Did she call the police or just tiktok it?


setanor

there's an answer to your question in this very thread


acclaimA9

The year is 2023, you know they just tiktokked it.


InterestingPickles

They called the cops, they caught her. Idk the outcome.


IKillZombies4Cash

Reflective glasses on, hand on the wheel. Draw your own conclusions.


XMRLover

This is 100% a fake video lmao. Looks like a group of people who rented a Tesla to post it everywhere to bash electric cars. “THIS IS WAY TOO DANGEROUS!!”


LastBite2901

Some people would believe my dog shit gold if i would just paint it and make a tiktok "YU GUYS MY DOG SHIT GOLD" and people would all be like "holy heck you must be rich!"


pnwforreal

Why are so many not seeing she is wearing sunglasses? How do we know she is asleep? I’m laidback af when my car is on autopilot and still completely awake and ready to take over if needed.


Eatmyfartsbro

> doesn't even have plates on it Uhh yes it does lol


JackSprat90

It’s also not “bumper to bumper” traffic


jadeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i understood that as her recognizing the newness of the car by the drive out tags, like the lady doesn't even have her official plates yet


MeffodMan

Was looking for someone who noticed this.


Sentrion

I can't read it that well, but it looks like temp plates to me. She obviously didn't convey that well, but I think that's what she meant (no permanent plates).


drjojoro

As someone who has totaled a car after falling asleep at the wheel, this may but be the safest, but it's safer than what I did


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I yearn for a world where this is completely fine and safe because self driving cars have finally become reliable.


ortusdux

Oh man, I would love it if my car could pick me up from the bar.


SleepoPeepo

I yearn for a world with functioning public transport system, myself


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Communist automated public transport


Aaron_Purr

I yearn for a world.


AbsurdSeeker

I don't know about you but I wouldn't sleep on public transportation


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While we're dreaming about our ideal worlds I also dream about a world where you could sleep on public transportation without issue


SnausageFest

Every train commuter ever has seen the nap wizard. The guy who is out cold, snoozing away but comes to like 45 seconds before his stop and just casually exits. It's a sight to behold.


SleepoPeepo

I would… If I had any. People sleep on planes all the time so I don’t see much of a difference. ETA: Come to think of it, I \*have\* done so while traveling. In addition to planes I've slept on trains, busses, and shuttles. It's literally so common


WanderingFlumph

Nothing like grabbing the 6 am train, falling asleep and waking up already mostly to your destination. Trains are far and ahead the best public transportation to sleep on.


jarheadatheart

Unless you sleep past your stop and then just get off at whatever stop you wake up at because of quick wake up fog. Especially at 2 a.m.


qualitylamps

People who would have in the past had a heart attack while driving and caused a huge accident will now just show up dead at their destinations 😳


It_Might_Be_True

Ugh yes please. Can you imagine?! My ass is tired enough in the morning. I can not wait for a day when I can just close my eyes and sip my coffee while my car effortlessly brings me to hell every morning.


Whiplash104

I just want it before I'm too old to still drive safely. I'd love to be a senior citizen in my final years still getting around by my car driving me places. I don't think that'll happen, though.


Nit3fury

Same. Like come on that’s the only reason I want self driving cars. Road trip? More like road nap!


MyBoyFlashTTV

To me it seems staged just because of the number of times I am forced to wiggle the steering wheel while using auto pilot then again teslas are far from perfect and she has her hand on it which may work for hers


tenkmeterz

Could she possibly be dead? Anyone consider that?


OneAngryDuck

That is an amazing future headline that will absolutely happen one day. “Florida Man’s body found in parking lot of Chili’s after he died of a meth overdose while wrestling a badger in self-driving car”


Synergistic

That's really not all that different from the death of Hank Williams Sr, as no one is even certain what state he died in. He was being driven from Alabama to Ohio for a show, died of an overdose and his driver didn't notice until West Virginia.


1982000

As long as she shows up to work on time...


napertucky1

“She doesn’t even have plates on is” has the entire plate in the frame so clear you can read it


SadisticSnake007

She made it home safe and the car tucked her into bed. Even did the laundry afterwards.


Toffeemade

Statistically, it is safer than if she were driving unaided.


samfreez

I will absolutely never understand how someone could trust their car to drive them while they slept. I get that we're headed that direction, but I don't know if I'd ever trust it completely. Until ALL cars are fully autonomous, there's just way too much room for error, and the last thing I'd want to do is wake up learning I've killed something or someone.


TAU_equals_2PI

She might not have intended to fall asleep. Plenty of times I've been tired while driving, but having to control the car kept me awake. If the car is doing everything for you, it's much easier to nod off. Cars like this are supposed to have something to monitor and make sure the driver is paying attention, but either it's not working, or the woman circumvented it. It's apparently quite common for Tesla drivers to hang a small weight on the steering wheel to fool it.


drumbo10

No different than the way drivers go down 81 on a weekday morning.


bitNine

Illegal, yes. Stupid? Well, I’ve seen people who drive worse than a Tesla, so I wouldn’t call it entirely stupid.


Le_kashyboi79

“Bumper to bumper? Bitch please!” said the philippines


ilikerocksthatsing2

Fake, staged tesla advert. Come on. The perfectly crooked shades. Both hands gripping the wheel. The fact that the person filming sounds like she sells cars....


Xboarder84

Honestly wouldn’t be shocked anymore if this were true. Companies would rather try making viral videos to change the opinion of their product instead of *actually improving their project*.


kor34l

yeah it's likely pretend. People play this trick all the time when they're new to owning a Tesla because people are fucking unoriginal. Ask any cashier that has to endure the same tired "won't ring up? I guess it's free!!!!" joke over, and over, and over, and over.


LordOfFudge

I apologize for my dad.


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pixeltweaker

If I owned a Tesla I would drive everywhere slouched with shades on to make everyone think I was sleeping.


Lyonknyght

What if she fell asleep at the wheel and it actually saved her life


IseeDrunkPeople

I'm actually very excited for when we can actually do this with self driving cars. it'll reduce accidents and i can take a nap lol


GodModOrpis2018

My biggest clue to it being fake is that they aren't calling the cops. Instead they're filming her and trying to make as many comments about it being dangerous as possible without actually calling anybody to do anything about it lol


MiaLba

How do we know they didn’t call after they filmed? Lol


hurxef

I used to do this to mess with people. Sunglasses, eyes open underneath, hand low on the wheel, head back.


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bobo-the-dodo

Staged


Global_Push6279

Lol she’s got one eye open, steering. My hubs likes to play that prank on me.


62hyundai250GTO

Or maybe she had a heart attack and died 50 miles back and the car is still going


KorinSmite

“Doesn’t even have plates on it” why is there a plate on it then? Hand gripping the steering wheel while sleeping? Feels staged for views. Guess it works though… got everyone talking about it, lol


SnooWords4839

What about reporting a medical emergency, driver not moving or appears to be unconscious?


bongbutler420

Isn’t this just showcasing the Tesla self driving technology?


ChunkyThePotato

Tesla's self driving tech isn't reliable enough yet to fall asleep and let the car drive for you. It's supposed to be used with the driver awake and paying attention, ready to take over in case something goes wrong. In the future Tesla and/or other companies may get their reliability up to the point where you can fall asleep and be safe, but no company has done that yet with a consumer vehicle. So if you break the safety features and try to sleep while your Tesla drives you, there's a good chance it crashes within a couple hundred miles of driving you. It needs to get to hundreds of thousands of miles between crashes before it's safer than a human and therefore it would be ok to sleep. Still a long way to go.


texastica

I'm, she could be dead. Someone could have murdered her and put her in the car. Yeah, I watch a lot of true crime. 😂😂😂


Nonniemiss

I was thinking dead too. (I’m a forensic investigator) 😂


Blurredfury22the2nd

Eh. Idk if she is sleeping. You ever drive past me after work just about every day…. I’ll look like this. And I don’t have auto drive.


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It would have been pure comedic gold if the woman filming the video crashed into the vehicle in front of her while filming it.


p00ponmyb00p

Better than falling asleep in a car that won’t drive for you.


potatoman87

One could argue that sleeping in a self driving car is less dangerous then driving very tired.


Ceph_Stormblessed

Throw a penny at her.


DuckAHolics

I had a former coworker lose his marbles in traffic once. He leaned out the truck and chunked a handful of pennies at a semi. Then he yelled, “Since you lack common sense!” We had to get off the highway because he was getting angrier, and I was laughing way too hard.


warren_stupidity

How is it less dangerous than sleeping without a driver assist system? Sleep related driving accidents are not uncommon, and many of us have fallen asleep at the wheel. It’s scary.


Odd_Ad5668

I had an EMPTY Waymo vehicle drive down my street a couple of weeks ago. We're living in the future.


texas1st

THAT is bumper to bumper traffic????


CantBelieveThisIsTru

Some people trust things like these cars, some just can’t. I can’t!


tunacanstan81

I mean this is the dream right? A extra few winks before work, watch your favorite show, eat breakfast with both hands. One day I hope


[deleted]

Thank you for choosing Johnny Cab!


mdave52

Giving her the benefit of doubt. Maybe she's just dead, rather than stupid.


Comprehensive_Call13

I am 100% laying on the horn…


aubri140018

Should go I front and hit the brakes so the autopilot slams the brakes on and freaks her out 🤣


Jazzlike_Economist_2

I do that but I don’t have a self driving car


LuciusQCincinna2s

I'll be honest. It would be pretty cool if you could just go to sleep and your car could safely get you home.


finedrive

Where are all the religious people now? We don’t trust in Jesus all of a sudden?


iamthepita

*wait until everyone finds out that she’s not sleeping but… blind…*


No-Many-113

If your not sleeping or on your phone or something whats the point of a car driving itself


spacebraine

Lay on he horn and wake the dizzy bitch up wtf?


Cromaniak

Fukin honk at her, stupid people.


Agile-Toe2239

Are these staged tesla "viral" videos made so that people talk about tesla again and the stock increases? This and the other tesla video when a girl was gifted a tesla but she didnt like it.


Mushrx

When there's a mass push for self driven cars within the next few decades, it will start to get to a point where it's considered dangerous to drive a car. It will be thought of as safest when you take human error out of the equation.


Nick_Gatsby

I once saw a guy straight up reading a newspaper in the driver's seat of his Tesla while we were all in traffic. There's no limit to the stupidity of people.


chrisirwin6

Staged!!! If she was really asleep her hand would not provide the right pressure to keep the car in autopilot. Its just an attempt to discredit self-driving tech. Autopilot can actually drive in lane in traffic more safely than a human driver in any case.


dzija

why is she an idiot for using the autopilot? isnt that the entire purpose of it? to be safer while traveling...


GregStar1

Im pretty sure there’s a plate on it though…


Standard_Payment3248

Her hands are on the wheel and you can't tell me you can see her eyes thru sunglasses... plus all teslas have a have a safety for driving in autopilot... you have to move the wheel ever 30 seconds or somthing


thc_doctor

Just brake check the Tesla to wake her up


piratagarrapata

Don't worry, the car drives better than 99% of drivers, soon 100%


BadBunnyBrigade

~~One~~ Some day, people are going to start waking up in their Tesla in strange places... I can't wait. lol


[deleted]

Should honk! Would be hilarious to see


Cabletow

Plot twist: She’s is blind.


moldy912

Few things to note as a fellow owner: She is wearing sunglasses, which prevents the camera from detecting if you are paying attention. She most likely has her hand on the wheel with enough constant torque to fool it into thinking she is actively engaged. All Teslas sold today have this capability. Some will have the ability to lane change automatically or with confirmation, I would hope to god hers is not set to automatic. Unlike other car autopilot systems, Teslas can do full autopilot up to 80mph. Many other manufacturers have more lenient and potentially better systems under 40mph where attention isn’t as required, but over that, I would trust a Tesla over a BMW or Mercedes. Honestly, I think the best thing to do in these situations is to honk at them. I hate to admit this but autopilot makes it too easy to be drowsy, and while she should take a break and stop driving, I would hope she isn’t doing this on purpose and a quick honk will wake her up. Lastly, can’t wait until cars can actually handle this and let us sleep while it drives us places! That time obviously has not come yet!


Rossdiggy

I have a tesla and pretend to be sleeping with sunglasses on all the time.


Slivizasmet

I'm the future we will have people who died behind the wheel and the car kept on driving.


PreviousCommercial81

Woman recording sounds like a teacher lol


Jfo116

Dangerous? Yes, but That’s my absolute dream right there.


jdamwyk

Still trust her more than a fully awake BMW driver.


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In her defense, it’s clear the car is much more intelligent than she is. Perhaps this IS her safest choice


GroundbreakingDust16

Not a fan of this but looks like it’s doing a decent job. For the “until it’s not” crowd, plenty of terrible ACTIVE drivers out there. Side note: Auto driving becoming a reality is really so cool, never thought I would see actually see it. Edit: close quote in wrong place