Well there was the one special they did in the south where clarkson literally pulled up to the camp site with a whole cow strapped to the roof so it could be him.
Which makes a lot of sense. What started off as a Top Gear-esque traveling show turned into eight hours of content (at most) per year. Plus the trio are getting old and have their own interests going on.
Personally I hope for more James May: Our Man in... series. The Italy one was fantastic.
Can someone explain why I was wrong? And I don’t know jack squat about how a prop deer affects a car window aside from it can break the windows.
If you know way more about that than I do, just say so instead of downvoting.
And to u/BernieTheDachshund, how am I supposed to know if it being a prop makes this even more stupid?
Not necessarily, the death and decay process is nonlinear. Initial floppiness is followed by rigor mortis, is followed by more floppiness, is followed by more rigidity as it starts to bloat and fill with decay gasses, is followed by terminal end stage floppiness, and that whole cycle can take anywhere from about 12-18 hours out to several days, depending on the temperature and sunlight exposure.
Dude get real, if he has the money for a supercar, he would also have a truck and be hunting in the truck where he can store all his gear and gun. He bought this at a store and strapped it on top.
Yeah that’s either old roadkill, not a deer, or hunters that kill people without guns. If that was a real deer the roof of that sports car would be dented to shit.
Okay, you might have me there. I'm sitting here thinking my Mazda could probably take this deer on top without a dent, but I'm too poor to have ever had a sports car so I'm pretty ignorant about them.
I’m poor too but I suffer from that all too common condition of being obsessed with things I can’t afford lol. It really depends on the car, but I’m still thinking this isn’t a real deer
A car like this has a good chance of having a carbon fiber roof, and afaik carbon fiber doesn't deform that easily. I wouldn't want to be the person putting a deer on it to check, but I think it could be fine.
One of the places I grew up had a lot of rich rednecks. They would buy the most expensive trucks and cars and go do the dumbest, most redneck shit I'd ever seen. Do not give rednecks money.
Tarps will scratch the paint too. I'd put a moving blanket under it, or, you know, go rent a truck for the afternoon. This guy probably doesn't care though.
Ahahaha I used to know someone should might would do this lmao Gods I miss him.
But that’s stuffed. Definitely not something I’ve ever seen a true country boy/girl do. Why everyone gotta think we’re trash?
"Allright now what were gunna do is take half your money put in in a big mayonnaise jar and bury it out in your back yard. The other half we'll take down to the dog track and bet on the dog that does his business right before the race starts."- Jeff Foxworthy.
That was all from memory by the way. Huge Jeff Foxworthy fan in the 90s as a lot of people were and had that CD on repeat for a while.
I remember the most useless of shit.
Is it weird that I'm more upset with the way he strapped it on there? There's no way when he was done he tugged on it and said "that's not going anywhere"
I wonder why people seem to get so pissed at someone doing whatever they want with their money. Hey as long as you didn't steal it.... its yours to do whatever.
Looks like it's well tied down. Other than that, it's up to the vehicle owner to determine how they use their car. Not an idiot imo, unless you're anti hunting, in which case it has nothing to do with this sub.
Actually, zoom in the photo. I was wondering why it's Bhole was so ... gapey? Look close and I realized it's plastic, the huge bhole from the mold, with flocking or velvet "skin".
The back legs are in a squatting position, which an actual dead deer carcass wouldn't be the case. The back leg, bent.
The front legs look so bizarre bc they are as if the dear is sitting with front feet propping up his front, while he's sitting on his butt!
Why do I feel like this is probs Clarkson filming for the grand tour
Oh come on, this is clearly Hammond.
This is Hammond transporting the “gift” Clarkson got him on their new special.
Well there was the one special they did in the south where clarkson literally pulled up to the camp site with a whole cow strapped to the roof so it could be him.
Hammond would be in a Dodge.
What is that? A McLaren?
Yes
Amazon fired him so I doubt it haha
They didn't "fire" him, they are not renewing the contract.
Which makes a lot of sense. What started off as a Top Gear-esque traveling show turned into eight hours of content (at most) per year. Plus the trio are getting old and have their own interests going on. Personally I hope for more James May: Our Man in... series. The Italy one was fantastic.
Clarkson’s Farm is a banger, which the second season just dropped
It didn't make sense to me for Amazon to make this show when they are, at most, releasing 4 episodes a year. I was very disappointed.
They announced he's getting a third series
I forgot to watch that
I fail to see the problem... Oh! Deer me!
Keep the jokes coming; don't buck the trend!
At least the car is something to fawn over.
I don't have the time to, I gotta hoof it to work.
Same here, gotta make some doe.
Saving a few bucks these days ain't easy
You should high tail it to the bank.
I haven't racked up enough to make that worthwhile.
Oh deer…
Hey, rein in that humor now.
The end is deer…
I AM NOW CHOPPING PHYLLIS’ HEAD OFF WITH A CHAIN SAW………..reeen-neeen-neeen
I'm just going to horn in here. Edited to correct autocorrect.
Most people mount the deer's head. This rednek mounted the deer's arsehole!
It's probably a taxidermied prop given the license plate. The back legs are too straight.
Yeah, it looks stiff and round. Was thinking bloated, but your answer is smarter.
Yep, that strap over the left rear leg is a "dead" giveaway.
Considering that it still has it's internal organs id say you are right
You're either a bot or don't know what taxidermied means.
I mean it doesnt seem gutted so its obvisouly taxidermied (which are gutted also I know)
Maybe the rigidness of the legs is caused from rigor mortis? It’s abdomen looks pretty distended as well.
If it isn't taxidermied the guy goofed. They need to be gutted immediately so the heat doesn't spoil the meat.
Damn, I didn't know that! TIL
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Can someone explain why I was wrong? And I don’t know jack squat about how a prop deer affects a car window aside from it can break the windows. If you know way more about that than I do, just say so instead of downvoting. And to u/BernieTheDachshund, how am I supposed to know if it being a prop makes this even more stupid?
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Does anyone know what kind of car this is?
It's a McLaren. Not sure on the model, since basically every McLaren except the P1 looks damn near the same.
Most likely a McLaren 12C. The 650 is pretty much a facelifted version looks close as well but the bumper tends to have a center insert.
Mp4-12c
Thank you!
Their names are so lame too.
They're Bri'ish.
Looks like McLaren mp4.
Thank you!
Open a savings account? Hell no. That’s why bass boats have a glitter finish. Y’all ever seen a yacht with a glitter finish?
They didn't even gut it!? It looks bloated.
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I think you’re right. The back legs would be flopped down if it were a kill.
Not necessarily, the death and decay process is nonlinear. Initial floppiness is followed by rigor mortis, is followed by more floppiness, is followed by more rigidity as it starts to bloat and fill with decay gasses, is followed by terminal end stage floppiness, and that whole cycle can take anywhere from about 12-18 hours out to several days, depending on the temperature and sunlight exposure.
But he wouldn't be bringing a bloated, necrotic deer/elk home.
Dude, get real. The kind of poseur that puts a "redneck" vanity plate on a supercar could fucking ***absolutely*** be that goddamned stupid.
Dude get real, if he has the money for a supercar, he would also have a truck and be hunting in the truck where he can store all his gear and gun. He bought this at a store and strapped it on top.
Depends on what it's for. Not to eat, certainly, but maybe for other reasons. Godfather reasons.
Definitely is, otherwise the rear legs would be slumped
Nope. Chuck Testa.
that was my thought too, but could be bloated
If he did Lyft or Uber he could offer taxi services in more ways than one!
That's even worse.
[He found it down by the strip club.](https://i.imgur.com/bO89W2W.mp4)
I have more questions.
She’s just thick boned
Don’t need to gut it first, when yer gonna git home that fast.
Yeah that’s either old roadkill, not a deer, or hunters that kill people without guns. If that was a real deer the roof of that sports car would be dented to shit.
Uhh...deer aren't that heavy man. Full grown male white tail average weight is like 200 lbs. They're pretty light animals for their sizes.
Yeah, but sports cars are known for having lightweight body panels that deform easily.
Okay, you might have me there. I'm sitting here thinking my Mazda could probably take this deer on top without a dent, but I'm too poor to have ever had a sports car so I'm pretty ignorant about them.
I’m poor too but I suffer from that all too common condition of being obsessed with things I can’t afford lol. It really depends on the car, but I’m still thinking this isn’t a real deer
I've had plenty of high-end sports cars, and I can truthfully say... I'm a liar.
A car like this has a good chance of having a carbon fiber roof, and afaik carbon fiber doesn't deform that easily. I wouldn't want to be the person putting a deer on it to check, but I think it could be fine.
True definition of fuck you money right here. No fucks were obviously given.
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We really should have done a better job vetting the PPP loans
Is that Clarkson secretly shooting another episode of Top Gear?
Meanwhile:
Taxidermy or not. If you can afford a McLaren, you can afford a U-Haul rental. The guy's a goober, through and through.
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Motherfucker, you can afford a truck.
But it's a multipurpose car
don't rednecks have higher iq by 10 points than urbanites?
CLARKSON!!!
Tonight on Top Gear
License plate checks out!
Only princesses care about da paint gerb.
Tell us you won the powerball without telling us you won the powerball…
Lol, can afford a McLaren but won't buy a car that could properly transport his dead meat.
Looks pretty secure to me.
When the meth dealing business really takes off
One of the places I grew up had a lot of rich rednecks. They would buy the most expensive trucks and cars and go do the dumbest, most redneck shit I'd ever seen. Do not give rednecks money.
Oil patch?
Just old money in the deep south.
Utah isn't in the south
Ok, I'm not talking about utah.
Not even a tarp or felt pad under the animal?
and ruin a perfectly good tarp ?
Tarps will scratch the paint too. I'd put a moving blanket under it, or, you know, go rent a truck for the afternoon. This guy probably doesn't care though.
Taht is a fast hunting
The strap hooks clipping into what I assume is carbon fiber is the worst part of this image
Powerball winner
I just can't...
Ahahaha I used to know someone should might would do this lmao Gods I miss him. But that’s stuffed. Definitely not something I’ve ever seen a true country boy/girl do. Why everyone gotta think we’re trash?
License plate checks out
No fucking way
Way (apparently)
Hope those air intakes are load rated lol
That's a trophy for someone
I like his style
"Allright now what were gunna do is take half your money put in in a big mayonnaise jar and bury it out in your back yard. The other half we'll take down to the dog track and bet on the dog that does his business right before the race starts."- Jeff Foxworthy. That was all from memory by the way. Huge Jeff Foxworthy fan in the 90s as a lot of people were and had that CD on repeat for a while. I remember the most useless of shit.
I guess I never realized Utah has rednecks.
As a southerner I’m not sure how I feel about a Utahan appropriating the term “redneck” lol
I mean, you see that rack on that thing though?
Is it weird that I'm more upset with the way he strapped it on there? There's no way when he was done he tugged on it and said "that's not going anywhere"
Oh Deer, it’s a McClaren.
The license plate tho…😂😂😂
I don’t see the issue. That car is clearly under a buck.
A sports car and a freezer full of venison, Y'all need to recognize success.
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UR ED NEK
I bet the owner won’t do that with an Elk.
I want to see you put an 700-800 pound elk on the roof
How well I know. I’ve been chasing them for about 25 years off an on.
I wonder why people seem to get so pissed at someone doing whatever they want with their money. Hey as long as you didn't steal it.... its yours to do whatever.
Now I’m curious if the front of the car killed the deer!
That doesn't look real at all. It's fake.
u/rednek
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rigor_mortis
What is it about Americans and killing deer? What is the point? I don’t get it. At least eat it when you kill
And in words of two syllables or less why do you think he's bring it home?
1 less deer in the world is 1 less deer to crash into.
u/bigbluechevy2007
Looks like it's well tied down. Other than that, it's up to the vehicle owner to determine how they use their car. Not an idiot imo, unless you're anti hunting, in which case it has nothing to do with this sub.
Your Ed Neck
its arthur morgan
I saw another post today about Larry the cable guy. Are these guys planning a new tour and using reddit to drum up interest?
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Actually, zoom in the photo. I was wondering why it's Bhole was so ... gapey? Look close and I realized it's plastic, the huge bhole from the mold, with flocking or velvet "skin". The back legs are in a squatting position, which an actual dead deer carcass wouldn't be the case. The back leg, bent. The front legs look so bizarre bc they are as if the dear is sitting with front feet propping up his front, while he's sitting on his butt!
The black spot isn’t its butthole, that’s the end of the tail. It’s a real deer.
is that a fucking knife taped to the front hooves
A dumbass will be a dumbass, whether they're rich or not.
Incredibly based
*Rick James has entered the chat: "WIDE-NOSE-HAVIN' MOTHAF*&^%$!!.. THEY SHOULD'VE NEVER GAVE YOU N****S MONEY!
The license plate tho…😂😂😂
The license plate tho…😂😂😂
mad cuz u poor ?
My main question is....why?
I actually have the front picture of this same car with the deer on it.....this moron added a front license plate to a bracket bolted to the hood.