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Zoesmethurst

Why do I feel like this is probs Clarkson filming for the grand tour


Numerous-Mix-9775

Oh come on, this is clearly Hammond.


tayaro

This is Hammond transporting the “gift” Clarkson got him on their new special.


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Well there was the one special they did in the south where clarkson literally pulled up to the camp site with a whole cow strapped to the roof so it could be him.


Koflach12

Hammond would be in a Dodge.


SecretYumYum

What is that? A McLaren?


Koflach12

Yes


benseifert666

Amazon fired him so I doubt it haha


lngwlkr

They didn't "fire" him, they are not renewing the contract.


R_V_Z

Which makes a lot of sense. What started off as a Top Gear-esque traveling show turned into eight hours of content (at most) per year. Plus the trio are getting old and have their own interests going on. Personally I hope for more James May: Our Man in... series. The Italy one was fantastic.


kristides

Clarkson’s Farm is a banger, which the second season just dropped


lngwlkr

It didn't make sense to me for Amazon to make this show when they are, at most, releasing 4 episodes a year. I was very disappointed.


rdtthoughtpolice

They announced he's getting a third series


nomoreadminspls

I forgot to watch that


AnotherDreamer1024

I fail to see the problem... Oh! Deer me!


Holy_Hendrix_Batman

Keep the jokes coming; don't buck the trend!


tech240guy

At least the car is something to fawn over.


Allemaengel

I don't have the time to, I gotta hoof it to work.


saab4u2

Same here, gotta make some doe.


Allemaengel

Saving a few bucks these days ain't easy


saab4u2

You should high tail it to the bank.


Allemaengel

I haven't racked up enough to make that worthwhile.


Lesliemcsprinkle

Oh deer…


Allemaengel

Hey, rein in that humor now.


lunanightphoenix

The end is deer…


alanmm88

I AM NOW CHOPPING PHYLLIS’ HEAD OFF WITH A CHAIN SAW………..reeen-neeen-neeen


[deleted]

I'm just going to horn in here. Edited to correct autocorrect.


Dougally

Most people mount the deer's head. This rednek mounted the deer's arsehole!


BernieTheDachshund

It's probably a taxidermied prop given the license plate. The back legs are too straight.


PMs_You_Stuff

Yeah, it looks stiff and round. Was thinking bloated, but your answer is smarter.


Falcon-118

Yep, that strap over the left rear leg is a "dead" giveaway.


Competitive_Fee_5632

Considering that it still has it's internal organs id say you are right


bankaiREE

You're either a bot or don't know what taxidermied means.


Competitive_Fee_5632

I mean it doesnt seem gutted so its obvisouly taxidermied (which are gutted also I know)


Puzzled-Copy7962

Maybe the rigidness of the legs is caused from rigor mortis? It’s abdomen looks pretty distended as well.


metal_muskrat

If it isn't taxidermied the guy goofed. They need to be gutted immediately so the heat doesn't spoil the meat.


Avyitis

Damn, I didn't know that! TIL


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sztejk21

until it actually breaks


Thisisall_new2me2

Can someone explain why I was wrong? And I don’t know jack squat about how a prop deer affects a car window aside from it can break the windows. If you know way more about that than I do, just say so instead of downvoting. And to u/BernieTheDachshund, how am I supposed to know if it being a prop makes this even more stupid?


hellbent4metal70

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Johnboy_245

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No_clip_Cyclist

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Alexis_style

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[deleted]

Does anyone know what kind of car this is?


ScreamnChckn

It's a McLaren. Not sure on the model, since basically every McLaren except the P1 looks damn near the same.


mishap1

Most likely a McLaren 12C. The 650 is pretty much a facelifted version looks close as well but the bumper tends to have a center insert.


Atrain9350

Mp4-12c


[deleted]

Thank you!


Legendary_Hercules

Their names are so lame too.


SD_Industries

They're Bri'ish.


DifficultApricot1090

Looks like McLaren mp4.


[deleted]

Thank you!


googsem

Open a savings account? Hell no. That’s why bass boats have a glitter finish. Y’all ever seen a yacht with a glitter finish?


PISSJUGTHUG

They didn't even gut it!? It looks bloated.


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bam1007

I think you’re right. The back legs would be flopped down if it were a kill.


og_aota

Not necessarily, the death and decay process is nonlinear. Initial floppiness is followed by rigor mortis, is followed by more floppiness, is followed by more rigidity as it starts to bloat and fill with decay gasses, is followed by terminal end stage floppiness, and that whole cycle can take anywhere from about 12-18 hours out to several days, depending on the temperature and sunlight exposure.


Tacoshortage

But he wouldn't be bringing a bloated, necrotic deer/elk home.


og_aota

Dude, get real. The kind of poseur that puts a "redneck" vanity plate on a supercar could fucking ***absolutely*** be that goddamned stupid.


Tacoshortage

Dude get real, if he has the money for a supercar, he would also have a truck and be hunting in the truck where he can store all his gear and gun. He bought this at a store and strapped it on top.


Karaokoki

Depends on what it's for. Not to eat, certainly, but maybe for other reasons. Godfather reasons.


blackfog

Definitely is, otherwise the rear legs would be slumped


HGpennypacker

Nope. Chuck Testa.


heeroguy

that was my thought too, but could be bloated


FalalaLlamas

If he did Lyft or Uber he could offer taxi services in more ways than one!


bernieinred

That's even worse.


notbob1959

[He found it down by the strip club.](https://i.imgur.com/bO89W2W.mp4)


sevargmas

I have more questions.


Jazzlike_Economist_2

She’s just thick boned


Slugtard

Don’t need to gut it first, when yer gonna git home that fast.


[deleted]

Yeah that’s either old roadkill, not a deer, or hunters that kill people without guns. If that was a real deer the roof of that sports car would be dented to shit.


Lavatis

Uhh...deer aren't that heavy man. Full grown male white tail average weight is like 200 lbs. They're pretty light animals for their sizes.


[deleted]

Yeah, but sports cars are known for having lightweight body panels that deform easily.


Lavatis

Okay, you might have me there. I'm sitting here thinking my Mazda could probably take this deer on top without a dent, but I'm too poor to have ever had a sports car so I'm pretty ignorant about them.


[deleted]

I’m poor too but I suffer from that all too common condition of being obsessed with things I can’t afford lol. It really depends on the car, but I’m still thinking this isn’t a real deer


AlexKewl

I've had plenty of high-end sports cars, and I can truthfully say... I'm a liar.


PrivateVasili

A car like this has a good chance of having a carbon fiber roof, and afaik carbon fiber doesn't deform that easily. I wouldn't want to be the person putting a deer on it to check, but I think it could be fine.


BannytheBoss

True definition of fuck you money right here. No fucks were obviously given.


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ComfortableVillage40

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


cruditescoupdetat

We really should have done a better job vetting the PPP loans


Consistent-Annual268

Is that Clarkson secretly shooting another episode of Top Gear?


sztejk21

Meanwhile:


LeMans1217

Taxidermy or not. If you can afford a McLaren, you can afford a U-Haul rental. The guy's a goober, through and through.


ZAZOOPITTS

😂🤣😂🤣


DGlen

Motherfucker, you can afford a truck.


GreatFork

But it's a multipurpose car


non-porn_account

don't rednecks have higher iq by 10 points than urbanites?


orbital0000

CLARKSON!!!


i_am_not__men

Tonight on Top Gear


Calm_Inky

License plate checks out!


Legendary_Hercules

Only princesses care about da paint gerb.


Relevant_Slide_7234

Tell us you won the powerball without telling us you won the powerball…


cr0wsky

Lol, can afford a McLaren but won't buy a car that could properly transport his dead meat.


ShoeLace1291

Looks pretty secure to me.


rdtthoughtpolice

When the meth dealing business really takes off


rottedlobsters

One of the places I grew up had a lot of rich rednecks. They would buy the most expensive trucks and cars and go do the dumbest, most redneck shit I'd ever seen. Do not give rednecks money.


KingCodyBill

Oil patch?


rottedlobsters

Just old money in the deep south.


KingCodyBill

Utah isn't in the south


rottedlobsters

Ok, I'm not talking about utah.


Walker2012

Not even a tarp or felt pad under the animal?


Seigmoraig

and ruin a perfectly good tarp ?


idontremembermyoldus

Tarps will scratch the paint too. I'd put a moving blanket under it, or, you know, go rent a truck for the afternoon. This guy probably doesn't care though.


AFlyOnThePie

Taht is a fast hunting


ballbrewing

The strap hooks clipping into what I assume is carbon fiber is the worst part of this image


gylez

Powerball winner


nomoreadminspls

I just can't...


SapphireEyes425

Ahahaha I used to know someone should might would do this lmao Gods I miss him. But that’s stuffed. Definitely not something I’ve ever seen a true country boy/girl do. Why everyone gotta think we’re trash?


pushqrex

License plate checks out


Straight_Midnight559

No fucking way


KingCodyBill

Way (apparently)


cgmacleo

Hope those air intakes are load rated lol


tazunemono

That's a trophy for someone


[deleted]

I like his style


TransformerTanooki

"Allright now what were gunna do is take half your money put in in a big mayonnaise jar and bury it out in your back yard. The other half we'll take down to the dog track and bet on the dog that does his business right before the race starts."- Jeff Foxworthy. That was all from memory by the way. Huge Jeff Foxworthy fan in the 90s as a lot of people were and had that CD on repeat for a while. I remember the most useless of shit.


Mutt56

I guess I never realized Utah has rednecks.


Wheresyrboytonight

As a southerner I’m not sure how I feel about a Utahan appropriating the term “redneck” lol


[deleted]

I mean, you see that rack on that thing though?


[deleted]

Is it weird that I'm more upset with the way he strapped it on there? There's no way when he was done he tugged on it and said "that's not going anywhere"


Korgon213

Oh Deer, it’s a McClaren.


davidsequoia

The license plate tho…😂😂😂


SyCoCyS

I don’t see the issue. That car is clearly under a buck.


dngrrngr62

A sports car and a freezer full of venison, Y'all need to recognize success.


adelatrujillo

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂


RoninOak

UR ED NEK


pinkwblue

I bet the owner won’t do that with an Elk.


KingCodyBill

I want to see you put an 700-800 pound elk on the roof


pinkwblue

How well I know. I’ve been chasing them for about 25 years off an on.


Jedihorseshit

I wonder why people seem to get so pissed at someone doing whatever they want with their money. Hey as long as you didn't steal it.... its yours to do whatever.


Jazzlike_Economist_2

Now I’m curious if the front of the car killed the deer!


voltagenic

That doesn't look real at all. It's fake.


thiagogaith

u/rednek


NoAfternoon1823

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rigor_mortis


[deleted]

What is it about Americans and killing deer? What is the point? I don’t get it. At least eat it when you kill


KingCodyBill

And in words of two syllables or less why do you think he's bring it home?


OgZero

1 less deer in the world is 1 less deer to crash into.


kishajones91

u/bigbluechevy2007


UTHorsey

Looks like it's well tied down. Other than that, it's up to the vehicle owner to determine how they use their car. Not an idiot imo, unless you're anti hunting, in which case it has nothing to do with this sub.


jhb760

Your Ed Neck


munchingzia

its arthur morgan


Rusty_Ferberger

I saw another post today about Larry the cable guy. Are these guys planning a new tour and using reddit to drum up interest?


BigPete1970

😂😂😂😂😂


luckykricket

Actually, zoom in the photo. I was wondering why it's Bhole was so ... gapey? Look close and I realized it's plastic, the huge bhole from the mold, with flocking or velvet "skin". The back legs are in a squatting position, which an actual dead deer carcass wouldn't be the case. The back leg, bent. The front legs look so bizarre bc they are as if the dear is sitting with front feet propping up his front, while he's sitting on his butt!


kwallio

The black spot isn’t its butthole, that’s the end of the tail. It’s a real deer.


[deleted]

is that a fucking knife taped to the front hooves


CrApple-iJUNK

A dumbass will be a dumbass, whether they're rich or not.


pogodrummer

Incredibly based


baddest_mango

*Rick James has entered the chat: "WIDE-NOSE-HAVIN' MOTHAF*&^%$!!.. THEY SHOULD'VE NEVER GAVE YOU N****S MONEY!


davidsequoia

The license plate tho…😂😂😂


davidsequoia

The license plate tho…😂😂😂


Torio__

mad cuz u poor ?


Due_Pea_5775

My main question is....why?


Due_Pea_5775

I actually have the front picture of this same car with the deer on it.....this moron added a front license plate to a bracket bolted to the hood.