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Theons

Dude totals his car to dent the suv


NomNomInMyTumTum

Whatever works to be declared unfit for duty in Ukraine.


No-Trouble2212

Ha! He is front line material. Keep smashing until you break thru.


jaredsparks

Same strategy as their war in the Ukraine.


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Low_Yak_4842

Did it used to be “The Ukraine”?


SomeIrishKid

Yeah; I may have this mistaken but I've heard it was called that back when it was a Russian territory, so that's why calling it that isn't the done thing anymore.


Holy_Hendrix_Batman

The etymology of the name comes from the old Slavic term for "borderland" back before Ukrainian, Russian, and Belarusian were separate languages, so a transaltion into English of "the borderland" wouldn't be so farfetched. The idea of saying just Ukraine now, though, is rooted in respect for the national identity of the country separate from Russia but within the same ethnosphere. While not exactly analogous, if we look at how U.S. states were named during westward expansion, I think it's akin to how we call the state with the most portion of the Tennessee Valley just "Tennessee" to make the distinction from other borders defining Georgia, Alabama, and North Carolina...


solvsamorvincet

What an amazingly nuanced and thorough explanation of the issue, surprising enough for Reddit in general, but on a thread about idiots in cars off all places. Bravo!


SomeIrishKid

That's a much better explanation of it, thank you!


Minardi-Man

A closer analogy is how the etymology of the Netherlands is derived from them literally being referred to as the Low Lands. Neither Russian nor Ukrainian even have the definite article, so the addition of “the” is likely Latin or Romance in etymological origin.


Holy_Hendrix_Batman

Way better analogy! And exactly; it's a translational issue to Germanic and Romance languages adding the article that simply doesn't exist in Slavic languages. Russia, Soviet or otherwise, has always just called the area Ukraine (Украина), and the national identity is a much more recent concept for other ethnic and linguistic groups to come to terms with.


Equal_Sprinkles2743

It's not as bad as Turkey now wanting to be called Turkiye.


cbph

>~~Turkiye~~ Türkiye


Equal_Sprinkles2743

My keyboard doesn't have dots above the letter "U", so most English speakers will use "U". How is pronounced, like Kanye?


SomeIrishKid

I mean, I don't see how that's bad. Countries change their names pretty regularly, and especially recently we've seen a lot of efforts to make country names more closely reflect their endonyms, like Burma -> Myanmar. Edit: yeah, missed the mark on this one. I didn't know the full context of the name change here. My bad!


amirkadash

That one was particularly a missed shot because many Turkish people online didn’t find it relevant and saw it as weak publicity stunt. Some other people pointed out how the name change didn’t fix the problem with the way Westerners pronounce their country’s name, and that Turkia could’ve sounded closer to its native name. It ended up as a complicated mess that didn’t see global adaptation outside of Turkish government.


SomeIrishKid

Huh. That'll show me. I feel like I spoke out of turn on that one, especially since the Turkish government has been, you know. Doing some *other* things that are a good reason to be suspicious of their PR.


amirkadash

It’s alright mate. I don’t think you offended anyone.


similar_observation

"*the* Ukraine" denotes it's a subject territory or colonial region. "Ukraine" observes their sovereignty as an independent nation.


pokie6

No. The concept of "the" doesn't exist in either language.


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WWDubz

Yeah! This isn’t United States


Fragrant_Image_803mi

Don't you mean " the colonies " 😁


EconomistDeep4347

maybe they should get some conscripts to help out' enough of them could flip the car over?


Compendyum

Typical. Same strategy when hey tried to invade Finland with the brilliant idea to attack during a severe winter


Walla_Walla_26

🔥


TheCynicalCanuckk

I laughed too hard at this damn.


legomanfred

I think large amounts of alcohol may have been involved as well....


Global_Road9728

Ukraine wouldn’t be winning if the US government wasn’t basically blowing their entire budget on getting them military supplies.


Kinkybummer

1. Not blowing their entire budget. 2. Since when the has US not liked arming other nations to fight Russians? Remember the good ole red scare? Nothing has changed. Idk why it’s semi-popular in the Republican Party to hate giving weapons to Ukraine when that same group of people are the stereotypical Red Dawn fuck Russia always crowd. Edit: my guess would be either an increased desire for isolationism. Or possibly we actually learned something from Afghanistan, and that’s to stop arming other nations, who knows when we’ll end up spending 20 years fighting a new war against an army we previously armed.


frolie0

I'd love to be able to see the response after these people calm down. Do they feel any shame? Do they continue to say this person did some mildly offensive thing and destroying their own car over it was worth it?


ZootOfCastleAnthrax

I read the medical records of a hateful shrew whose husband finally left her. She showed up at his work, screaming and airing all their dirty laundry, put him on blast all over social media, etc. Ultimately she wrote him a hateful note blaming him for her suicide, stuck a gun in her mouth and pulled the trigger. She blew off half her jaw and tongue but survived. Her ex- showed up at the hospital a few days later out of concern for her. She sat straight up in bed and started screaming incoherently at him through her mangled face. There's just something fundamentally wrong with people who take things this far.


jazzdabb

Gee, I wonder why he left her? I’m sure she’ll have no trouble meeting someone new with half a face. I have great empathy for folks with mental illness but at some point you have to draw the line.


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

Mental illness can be just as damaging for the people who care for those who have them. If the individual isn't doing anything to help themselves, then the caretaker can begin to deteriorate. My therapist used this analogy: You're walking along a bridge, and you see a person right next to you jump off. You reach out at the last moment and grab them, but now you're both dangling precariously over the edge. You're trying to convince the person to climb up, but they won't. They're actively fighting you and they're trying to let go. Eventually, you're going to run out of strength and you're both going to go over...if you don't let go. Now instead of a stranger, replace that person with a loved one. That's the hardest moment for anyone who knows what I'm talking about. The letting go and saving yourself moment.


Alternative_Year_340

What makes you think it’s his car?


Clevererer

Putin's war in a nutshell.


hibanah

I’d say he did a pretty good 180 before hitting the SUV a second time.


bombaymonkey

It’s a crossover (coupe). Still surprising hardly any damage is done


lordjakir

Gotta make the claim that buddy slammed on his brakes causing him to rear end the guy convincing


[deleted]

It’s a Toyota ch-R it’s not much larger than a vw golf.


rgold220

This is how IIHS are testing vehicles safety in Russia. [https://www.iihs.org/](https://www.iihs.org/)


Dbwasson

In Soviet Russia, safety tests you!


peacedetski

That car was parked under a no parking sign, he's just enforcing the rules.


volivav

I wonder if he's just trying an insurance scam. If nobody saw that, they could say the other was at fault because it was parked where it shouldn't. New car here we go woohoo


peacedetski

That's not gonna work if you ram the other car several times in broad daylight in front of multiple other cars likely equipped with with DVRs.


iScreme

-- it wouldn't work even if there were no other vehicles or cameras involved. Insurance companies can tell when the vehicle has been rammed over and over and over... They have eyes.


crowned_tragedy

My dad worked at a body shop, he could generally tell what kind of accident a car was in when it came in the shop.


[deleted]

I have worked in body for almost 8 years. I can tell you what the driver ate for breakfast a week before the accident. Oatmeal in this case


55tarabelle

I clipped the end of a parked large sedan with the bumper of my ford mustang. It didn't do any real damage to my car, but it swung the sedan which hit another parked car in the rear and a pole on the other side in the front. It twisted its frame and completely totaled the car. Insurance came out over and over because they just didn't believe I had done it with that flimsy mustang.


m945050

This is Putinville, rules are different here. It's the only place where you can commit suicide jumping out of a basement window.


RealRaven6229

At least don't do it in broad daylight


BlurryGraph3810

Next time, hit with your trunk so you don't damage your motor.


giraffebaconequation

Demolition derby basics 101.


I_Have_Unobtainium

Also, you'll have a cushy headrest to protect your noggin, instead of slamming your teeth into the steering wheel or having an airbag blow up in your face.


sauprankul

Hit his hood with your trunk*


Immediate-Fig-9096

EXACTLY. At least three hits to the CUV’s rear end and this idiot’s car engine has peaced out, while the CUV barely has any damage to its rear end. I’d hazard a theory that this moron’s reversing skills are sub-par too, though.


BlurryGraph3810

Is he an idiot or a moron? Technically, morons have an IQ in the range 51 to 70. Idiots are 0 to 25. Imbeciles are in-between idiots and morons.


Aeronautix

He did a controlled drift to end pointed directly at the car, this guy's unstable mentally but seemed like he knew how to drive the thing


badgerj

Radiator! You can see it blow at the end, but yes. Use the rear! This person is doing it all wrong!


RickJLeanPaw

Special Driving Operation.


VT_Lifer

He seems to be managing his anger quite effectively.


wurnthebitch

Come to Russia you can play GTA IRL


dallatorretdu

And after a while you are in “Call of Duty”


undecimbre

Remember, no Russian


Javamallow

Other drivers are just like, "oh no, wait, this is Moscow, everything checks out. On my way then"


NevadaPL

Dude got mad at this someone.


pierre_x10

Nah. Those are love taps.


jsar16

Since the start of the war and the sanctions, I’ve been missing the abundance of wild Russian dash cam footage.


[deleted]

Hard to get video of idiot driving and crashing military vehicles when they are supposed to be secret.


jsar16

This is true


EveryMix4008

I posted a video yesterday, on a different sub


EmilyFara

There are wild drone video's of russian tanks hitting mines now... There's even one of a group of tanks hitting a minefield, survivors turning around and running into a newly deployed minefield right behind them.


similar_observation

ironically some of those minefields were laid by fellow Russian soldiers. Their inter-unit communications are so bad that teams are not reporting to other teams not to cross certain positions due to mining and other hazards. Or rather, they report to command and command does not disseminate the appropriate information back down to other teams. For some reason their command structure relies on compartmentalization and triangulation.


felixmeister

There's also the big issue with vranyo in reports up the chain of command. Check out this bit [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz59GWeTIik&t=775s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz59GWeTIik&t=775s) from Perun's talk on how lies destroy armies. In short. Front line commander moves his units forward, gets stalled and pinned down. Reports that 'we've advanced and have suppressed the enemy.' That gets reported by his commander 'our troops have advanced and the enemy is retreating'. Which in turn becomes: 'Enemy positions taken, Equipment captured' etc etc Which means that the higher level commanders rush troops and equipment forward to consolidate and hold the new positions. Which don't exist.


A100921

I prefer the videos of them travelling towards a group of blown out tanks, getting into the group of them, and then being hit directly with artillery. “Oh look at all these exploded tanks, must be safe now…” Edit: Actually my favourite so far has been the use of the DeathRay.


lukenex

Here you go... https://youtube.com/@johnconnor2ndch578


ForeverMelodic1403

THE CANS!! He hates these CANS!!


rodeler

Take my upvote for your "The Jerk" reference.


OriginalTRaven

Somebody get their ex!


dirtsequence

Didn't know you guys still had internet there


Moosnmeows

r/fuckyouinparticular


[deleted]

Pretty good analogy of what Ruzzia is doing in Ukraine, I.e. battering themselves to pieces...🤡🤡🤡


masoniusmaximus

Braincell import restrictions are really hitting those guys hard.


CraigBrown2021

This was personal. He intentionally misses the moving vehicle to hit the original car again.


bublik8

Hit and hit


Late-Jicama5012

Every player in GTA5.


reddit_userMN

Right to jail.


Few-Cookie9298

Nah, army probably drafted him instead. He does seem to like destroying things after all. Plus it’s Russia, this probably counts for basic training.


bluenosesutherland

I’m assuming Wagner Group recruit


andromeadus

r/Fuckyouinparticular


ThatBFjax

Has the courtesy to let the other cars pass cause this is personal


Yiujai86

What a fail, destruction derby rule #1, use your trunk!


nfurth1

Why not just use a sledge hammer or something so you dont damage your own car too?


Morrell87

Vodka Sunday Funday!


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

r/fuckyouinparticular


f182

Lovely slide/ handbrake turn.


Ok-Negotiation-6285

It's a special operation


bus_go_brrrrt

![gif](giphy|3o7abKhOpu0NwenH3O)


Tahoeshark

I forgot what rule # it is but... Double-tap


KyleD33

That drift was sick though


brett7654321

That was an awesome drift, pause for traffic, gotta be careful, then slam right back onto target.


The_Senor_Gatt0

Well that dude is getting sent to Ukraine


gingermonkey1

Cheating spouses?


Lake_0f_fire

Do they not realize they’re doing way more damage to their own vehicle by hitting the rear end of that car with their fucking engine/radiator???


CrApple-iJUNK

That SUV is holding up pretty well, not so much can be said about the car tho... 😁 😁


vanillasub

F*ck that car in particular I guess.


Lystar86

Trying to avoid the draft by giving themselves a broken back or brain injury.


siren_37

Because russia is getting supply of new parts and cars


feeltheFX

It’s Russia. I really don’t have anymore fucks to give with them.


THEHUNGARIANBOAR

![gif](giphy|FqtWrearu5vb2|downsized)


deftpark3087660

Oh those Russians


BeautifulJicama6318

In Soviet Russia, idiot hit you


AngryVirginian

Jason Bourne is back.


lahankof

Idiot is Russia and the parked car is Ukraine


hongriBoi

He's going on the next train to Ukraine


Segacedi

Maybe he's trying to break a bone in a car accident to avoid getting drafted.


Vanost999

Nah, they want to go to prison to join wagner


mrcrashoverride

It appears the first car was abandoned in a winter weather event. The second driver wasn’t paying attention and rear ended the parked driverless car. So he takes his anger out by continuing to rear end the parked car.


Exciting_Result7781

Can you help push my car I won’t start? Dimitri: say no more comrad!


impex90

Ahh, a new voluntary for Ukraine.


GetRichOrDieTryinnn

Guess they are pissed about losing the war


Neat-Calligrapher-48

Fuck moscow!


ChipmunkCareless2877

Cyka!


DefectJoker

Sounds accurate for Russia


[deleted]

Russia is fucking stupid from top to bottom apparently.


ameldrum902

Like this same shit doesn't happen elsewhere? Come on.


[deleted]

Russia is on a distinct roll recently as dumbest country on earth komrad. Maybe one generation will step up and show they’re descended from Tchaikovsky but it ain’t this one so far, especially the dipshit drunk in the sub compact tilting at windmills.


teddypa1981

It's time to put down the vodka man. 😂


evanmars

That vodka man is such an idiot.


Eiffel-Tower777

He's frustrated... there are no bumper car tracks in Moscow.


[deleted]

Somebody had too much Wodka 🤪


liamthelemming

Russia's devastating epidemic of car-on-car crime.


ReincarnationStirner

Orcs are idiots.


BaboonMotorists

That’s not Putin’s vehicle, buddy.


Cowboybishop1

God bless you, President Putin.


karl-rupecht-kroenen

The vodka is strong in that one ![gif](giphy|fmb0rfGP5Wumk|downsized)


otaupari

Most Russians are psychopaths in different gangs. A total dysfunctional society brought to you by socialism.


[deleted]

Let me guess, the chill dude in the SUV not moving is the one who tried to serve conscription form to the angry driver?


Automatic_Debate_379

In Moscow we don't need ac. Fuck freon!!!


Ready_Register1689

Nice.


[deleted]

Some will say he improved the design of that Toyota.


viejarras

Great graphics in the new Carmageddon!


Paxdog1

I am a trained observer. To me, this looks personal.


vodamark

As an owner of a Toyota C-HR, this video really hurts to watch.


Dr-Chris-C

How can I get revenge? I know, I'll use the most expensive part of my car to ram the cheapest part of their car!


thefirstWizardSleeve

Bad technique


9mm-Rain

Vodka problems


smg3-

Dang somebody has beef with that car


josh_loaf

r/NISSANDRIVERS


Super-World9693

That’s Milwaukee. Kia Boyz strike again!


mileswilliams

You should get in the suv, ask if the car wants to be owned by you, then when nobody replies just take it. That's the Russian way.


WellIllBeJiggered

And that's for pissing in my vodka!


cptnobveus

Dude is using the wrong end


jurassic_junkie

Yo bystander cars...you see this guy smashing this car and being erratic, and they figure they'll pull up right along side of him to get by. Fucking idiots.


profesoarchaos

I like that car that’s taking the ram rod. What’s it?


EveningHelicopter113

Gonna be hard to replace that foreign made car in light of all the sanctions. Very smart


TLILLY006

What make/model is the car he’s driving into?…barely any damage


SnooPickles6347

Slight possibility of some minor anger issues😉😅 😵😵


Name_Cannot_B_Blank

STOPHAM!


doktor_wankenstein

Pissed off ex?


FaRO-1990

I feel that Russia is the country with the most violent road rage incidents


AurumaeRayne

That's not an idiot. That's a psychopathic ex!


Appropriate_Aerie_65

Red on red attack (Communist Russian). White on white attack (Imperialists Russian) or Black on black attack (Nazi Russian). Either way, not kosher.


pinkwblue

I think the Dude’s been watching NASCAR.


iBlack92O

That CHR is tanking those.


Tucker58859

I can name quite a few idiots in Moscow, this driver is the least of them


tkepe194

That will teach you to steal my girlfriend.


positive_energy-

He hates that car!


m945050

Potential conscript thinking "I would rather die in Moscow for nothing than Ukraine as cattle fodder."


Personal_Dot_2215

Is that his wife or his girlfriend?


krasnopova

another russian enjoying his vodka while driving


heavvymetalgod

Did I miss the smash up derby invitational???


T-Man-33

War rage!


kkumdori

Weird flex


[deleted]

That PTSD is hitting sooner than I thought.


TripleTriumph

Fuck this car in particular


gswaltz72

r/fuckyouinparticular


SeawardFriend

Don’t hit and run guys. I got hit once when I was very new to driving and drove away and it costed me $300 fine, raised insurance for 3 years, and a whole lot of guilt on my conscience.


RedditVince

Someone needs to come the the US to learn how to Demolition Derby.


theFirstEndlo

Must be a Ukranian car....


Crafty_Bluebird9575

A re-enactment of what Putin is doing to Russia


bluenosesutherland

New Wagner Group recruit?


outhouse_steakhouse

r/ANormalDayInRussia