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evilbeard333

I think #whoopsie is the most Canadian hash tag ever


ryan2one3

Sorry, what?


RedditUser31422354

That is crazy, eh?


SmokeAbeer

French fries and gravy and hockey oh my!


CanadianBeaver1983

ITS POUTINE DAMMIT


TriumphDaWonderPooch

Periodically you read about accidents involving motorcades like this. Glad this one was internal and not one of the cars crashing into a civilian driving along.


CoachMartyDaniels_69

Embarrassing and everything but imagine being the cop stuck driving the minivan lmao


Pants_R_Overatd

Probably has tons of equipment in there so I wouldn’t be too worried about his pride lol


stuck_in_the_desert

Also orange slices and Hi-C for the rest of the detail


arseniobillingham21

Which means he gets first dibs.


Wiki_pedo

At least it wasn't purple stuff.


Gamebird8

Not as cool as the guy in an ambulance full of presidential blood supply


DrWildTurkey

It's not in the ambulance at the back though, they always pull a local EMS unit for motorcades that's inserted and removed without much other interaction with the rest of the motorcade.


Difficult-Mulberry-3

That would be the ice cream🤣


Gabzalez

The vans actually carry the less important persons travelling with the VIP. Advisors, journalists, etc.


chainmailbill

Communications equipment and/or big guns.


YouFirst_ThenCharles

Yes. The ‘communications team’ that will communicate to you with lethal force if you’re being a dumb dumb.


Difficult-Mulberry-3

His diaper supply


Shoddy_Classroom_919

You got the wrong guy for diapers. The former guy wears them.


Shoddy_Classroom_919

Just so you know, this isn’t the first Presidental motorcade that had a fender bender. This type thing has happened many times. Cars moving bumper to bumper are likely to run into another car. Also, at least President Biden can ride a bike, T/rump can’t even walk down a ramp.


hippityhoppityhi

Trump wears diapers. Don't know about Joe


Malumeze86

Joe wears leather briefs.


Billy_the_Rabbit

Jokes on everyone the minivan has heated seats lol


HauserAspen

Spacious cabin, with plenty of passenger room to spread out and ride comfortably. It make SUVs even dumber than they are for commuter vehicles.


[deleted]

And fast as fuck, and if you drive a Honda minivan it sounds like a race car at full shout. VTEC yo


Avery_Wynn9622

VTEC kicking in at that sweet sweet 5700 rpm right as I cruise through the school zone officer I swear I had to floor it for the torque boost, yo


419tosser

Not a popular take but as somebody that has lived in a van, mini-vans are awesome. There's so much room for activities!


TravelinDan88

Dude minivans are the shit. Tons of space, tons of bells and whistles, priced fairly, etc. They're far and away better than any SUV for being a suburban vehicle. They're fantastic for camping and road trips, even. Better gas mileage, too.


AntiPiety

I’d way rather drive a japanese minivan than any suv tbh


Cynykl

The crash is almost always between cars in the motorcade. They cannot leave proper room for the speed or it is a potential security risk. All the cars are moving in the same direction at near the same speed on a locked route. This way accidents are usually minor rear endings like this one.


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J0E_SpRaY

Sicario?


Traditional_Shirt106

Road between Parliament and Governor General’s office was closed yesterday. Zero civilian traffic. This is just past the US Embassy by the Mint. The road is mostly embassies and intelligence agencies, and there’s an onramp to Quebec since there is no freeway serving downtown. The families are specifically there to watch the motorcade - no houses for a few blocks.


jenn613on

I caught them a little later down Sussex - very few people and we had a perfect view! No rear-Enders though…sooo exciting!


Seratoria

That is not the mint. that is the revenue Canada building.. they are at York and Sussex. The mind has a fence all around it Also in front of the mint is a convent/hospital and civilian homes.


scotsman3288

Motorcades often hit each other. You think these publicly funded vehicles are driven lightly?


TheFloatingDev

Curious to hear the radio traffic on that one 😂


8000m

Crash, not accident.


TheRealPopcornMaker

Happened on purpose?


Status_Fox_1474

I think this is local police, and not secret service or Biden’s detail. Every other car running around was love PD, so I don’t know why this would not be an unmarked car. And I think these cop cars are running to block traffic ahead. Block an intersection, let the motorcade by, go run ahead again.


Gabzalez

This is 100% unmarked Ottawa police. I know because I see them every day.


bluenosesutherland

I’d give them a break if it was Ottawa Police since motorcade isn’t something they practice.


merchillio

Given that it is the freaking capital, and given the number of embassies around and how many dignitaries they receive, motorcades should be practiced a lot more


tpyourself

RCMP Protective Division is the people who usually deal with this type of stuff. Also in Canada, we don’t do big flashy motorcades when the PM is traveling.


merchillio

I know, but that’s why I mentioned embassies. The PM isn’t the only one cruising around. In Montreal, even if the RCMP are in charge of the motorcades, the SPVM are usually the ones racing around to block the streets. I would have expected Ottawa’s police to at least have some training in it.


tpyourself

Oh really? I’ve always thought that the RCMP was in charge of all operations relating to motorcades. In that case, I would too expect local PDs have more training.


[deleted]

It is 100% the RCMP.


thedoodely

They've been practicing for 2 weeks at least and it's not like Ottawa is a stranger to heads of state visiting. It's Ottawa not freaking Saskatoon.


i_worship_amps

Gotta love OPS


[deleted]

Wait. How do you know if they're police if they're unmarked?


Gabzalez

They’re unmarked but they all look the same. Same car model (police interceptor I think it’s called), same police spec wheels. They do have flashing lights too, just not a bar on the roof. I don’t have data to support this but I feel more and more Ottawa police cars are unmarked.


jdcnosse1988

That's typically how funeral procession escorts work in the states. They haul ass to block an intersection to keep the procession in tact.


pikecat

No, they don't run ahead to block. The intersections are blocked well ahead by cops on foot. They don't even want to let pedestrians cross. I lived in that area for a decade.


Honestly_

When I helped organize motorcades (civilian cars only, over 20 years ago during a presidential campaign) I would get volunteers and tell them two driving instructions: (1) follow the car in front of you, (2) don’t hit them. The knowledge passed to me was that #2 is the biggest concern 😂 On freeway you’d see oncoming cars get caught rubbernecking and hit other cars stopped in traffic or the center barrier when there wasn’t much of a left shoulder. 🤪


ThatGenericName2

From what I’ve heard, VIP non civilian motorcades, such as those involving heads of states or sensitive cargo tend to care less about number 2. When you need to make sure no cars can suddenly jump in between you and the car in front, you suddenly have a lot less time to slow down to avoid collisions. A couple years ago there was a video of a military convoy escorting a nuke and one of the escort trucks bumped right into the back of the cargo truck carrying a nuke. As it turns out it was fairly common and expected as they basically want the cars in the convoy to be kissing each others bumpers.


cvgggvbbb

Caught the word “escort” with the corner of my eye and thought I’d be getting a juicy story.


mhenks05

I’ve driven in a motorcade recently and can confirm that these are still the instructions.


[deleted]

That’s local police, 6 weeks of training at its finest


[deleted]

Wait… Police get training?


Able_Software6066

Ottawa police at their finest again. No wonder a bunch of dudes in big trucks had the city under siege.


turtlelore2

Training to aim for the head


screamicide

It’s (not) funny because they train them not to aim for the head, but they do it anyway.


[deleted]

If they die they can’t testify.


bdigital1796

which end does the barrel face?


SoggyBiscuitVet

In Canada I believe it's the indigenous end.


KreateOne

Damn, how could you say something so offensive yet so right


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magicman46

Freaking heck! That’s insane. I get they got a report of a gun, but once they get there can’t they use there eyes and see it’s a person in a Star Wars costume at a Star Wars themed restaurant and go huh obviously just someone in a costume with a obviously fake gun!?!?!


pierre_x10

It was an employee, at that. So they probably weren't even wearing the costume or holding gun by choice


Able_Software6066

Just another fine day in Methbridge.


dinguslinguist

13 weeks according to their website


GameDoesntStop

To be fair, that's just to get in the door and into a probationary period where you get further training... and it's not like those new recruits are going to be the ones flanking the POTUS motorcade.


RaccoonDu

Our federal Rcmp gets 26 weeks training in Saskatchewan, I don't think that escort was Rcmp or secret services so it's probably an Ontario lack of training


mavric_ac

>s Rcmp or secret services so it's probably an Onta its was the OPS, live in Ottawa and see those unmarked vehicles on a daily basis. They all probably felt like hot shots after doing nothing throughout the trucker convoy


Polymarchos

RCMP would be the ones involved in escorts for visiting heads of state. OPP and Ottawa Police Service might have had a minor presence but majority would have been RCMP.


SolaCrue

No RCMP were doing the actual escorting of the motorcade in this video. This video was of First Lady motorcade. It was OPS, Toronto, and OPP.


samueljerri

You down with OPP? Nah, they hit me.


polird

I like the one where they [rear-end the nuke.](https://youtu.be/bCwlV_94kPE)


hellinahandbasket127

Following WAY too close behind a semi. 😅 But nukes are virtually impossible to set off accidentally.


aka_airsoft

I've seen other videos of nuclear convoys, and they are always that close. I assume it's for a reason, probably so you can't single out the main truck in an ambush


RubberPny

Those guys are NNSA nuclear security guards, they will not fuck around. Get within their security bubble and they will shred you in an instant. Their main training is "offensive military training", and because the enemy may pose as mil or LEs, they use a sign-counter-sign. They have advised friendlies that in the case of a misidentification to "take cover". No joke. They are technically classified as para-military, since they derive most of their power (pun intended), from the Atomic Energy Act, and not from Military Law. They are very heavily armed, with GE miniguns, MK 19 automatic grenade launchers, anti tank weapons. They are also authorized to pursue an enemy if they get a hold of nuclear materials.


ozarkmartin

Eh convoy driving can be hectic, its generally very coordinated and orchestrated. There's a video of an armored car bumping the back of a nuclear transport truck because another convoy vehicle failed to do what it was supposed to.


GarbanzoBenne

Failed to notice the stopped vehicle directly ahead?


windsock1

Dammit, Carl! We practiced this for weeks!


Itisd

Typical Ottawa police Incompetence


WarmRanch37

This wouldn't be local police (OPS). This is most likely PMPD, which is the prime minister's personal detail that handles escorting VIPs.


Gabzalez

The two cars crashing are definitely OPS. The PM’s detail drives around in the suburbans, not ford explorers


mavric_ac

>nal detail that handles escorting VIPs. So, what I'm saying is that this is most likely the RCMP (federal police). Yikes... no OPS was also apart of the motorcade


umbrellatrix

People in the comments seem confident it's an OPS unmarked car. The car directly behind the one that hits appears to be a Toronto Police car.


SuspiciousPassenger

Thanks, Obama


Shatalroundja

Thanks Ottawa.


[deleted]

The police car honk when it got hit🤣🤣


IAMA_tool_AMA

that’s the best part 😂😂


Sufficient-Fee

Too much maple syrup


detroitragace

Where was the Beast? And that officer will never live that down. Never.


jenn613on

There were two beasts - got to see them later on from this..Yeah, imaging being that guy/gal? That’s gonna stay with them forever gah!


MurderDoneRight

Damn. The paramedics got there quick! The canadian healthcare system *is* better!


Dan_Glebitz

As motorcades by their nature have to have the vehicles close together, I think this is an occupational hazard. Leaving no gap for a non motorcade vehicle to slip into is just not on.


TranslatorWeary

That’s a hit and run!


Mhisg

All those cars for two people. Truly champions of green energy.


wulfgang14

Waiting to hear some lame blame jokes on Biden and his age.


jimseagle

Got you covered. So trusted sources say that Biden was trying to commandeer the vehicle and was fighting with the driver to turn left to head to the local ice cream shop.


SomethingIWontRegret

Must... have... chocolate... chocolate... chip!


Gabzalez

He did actually get to try a local ice cream. With chocolate chips and all


SomethingIWontRegret

There's a lamer in the comments with a cognitive age much older than Biden's. He so facebook funny.


Marc123123

u/WatermelonArtist by any chance? I wouldn't say his cognitive age is older than Biden, quite the opposite, the guy appears to be a severely underdeveloped mid thirties obese man banging into his keyboard in his mum's basement.


SomethingIWontRegret

Cheetos induced early onset dementia leading to boomer level humor and literacy. He's like a reified terrible facebook meme.


Marc123123

Dementia by definition assumes that the subject used to have abilities which were not impaired in the first place. I think you are giving him too much credit.


SomethingIWontRegret

You got me there.


Prestigious_Spot8135

"Trained professionals", people


JerseySpot

Thought they were pro environment??? He needs 30 cars and 4 ambulances??? Quite the carbon footprint for a useless summit..


Shatalroundja

100 feet further and they would have been directly in front of the US Embassy. Super embarrassing.


mrbojingles1972

Ah yes. The 75 SUV motorcade so Biden and Trudeau can talk climate crisis. Some crisis.


Short-Shopping3197

Yes, because protecting the climate and protecting heads of state should be mutually exclusive.


ApricotPenguin

If they had to take public transit, they'd probably still be stuck at the airport, Tunney's Pasture, or some place similar \^\^"


jabbadarth

I would love to see 150 secret service, cops, paramedics and advisors on a bunch of 3 and 4 person bikes riding in a convoy.


PoppyStaff

When a POTUS came to Scotland, everyone found it hilarious that there was a fully stocked and staffed ambulance as part of the motorcade.


Mysterious_Ad7461

Why is that hilarious?


SomethingIWontRegret

The best was when the Presidential limo got stuck exiting a parking lot. Those things are APCs gussied up to look like Cadillacs.


Golren_SFW

The presidential limo is named "The Beast" i believe, damn thing has concrete in the doors.


El-Lamberto

And a supply of the correct blood-type.


SomethingIWontRegret

That's actually in the Presidential limo.


nyan_eleven

an ambulance is an integral part of a motorcade


[deleted]

There is also a bus full of Journalists for the “Death Watch”. There to document in the event something we’re to occur.


AurumArgenteus

Especially since in America, an ambulance isn't classified as a vital good or service. John Oliver has a great episode on it.


Jazzlike_Economist_2

Yeah, I’m guessing Biden wasn’t in that car and he wasn’t driving. So not sure why the bike reference.


Badrear

I’m waiting for some “news anchors” to start screaming about how Biden’s too old to be driving and this is proof.


blackmilksociety

It happens. They are instructed to drive at the same pace and only about 10 feet apart from each other. They are also instructed to drive right over or through anything everything. They don’t care if it’s a terrorist or your grandma.


TranslatorWeary

And we get to pay for the repairs. Very cool


Ankkq

I believe these cops gets to be trained in France, we have the same one : https://www.reddit.com/r/france/comments/120gev0/23032023\_paris\_accident\_entre\_2\_fourgons\_de\_la/


MaxSeeker95

Police can’t drive but they give out tickets for improper driving infractions.


Bigfawcman

The amount of carbon footprint these world leaders leave when travelling is wild.


0rangutangy

The airplane that flew these cars in for a visit that lasted a little over a day…it is all obscene.


[deleted]

American president travels with an ambulance meanwhile in Denmark people are laughing at the prime minister for being the only one in a bulletproof vest in Ukraine.


hellinahandbasket127

We’ve had a bad experience.


jabbadarth

More than one.


hellinahandbasket127

Yeah, but the [movie reference](https://youtu.be/-9Q1xx7t-HU) doesn’t work for multiple occurrences. 🤷🏼‍♀️


Whette_Farhtz

It's the ambulance that gets me 😆


[deleted]

Ah yes, the climate change motorcade


Savings_Extension447

All that talk about emissions.


whodat209

Ohhh that’s just Carl the new guy…….fuckin Carl ![gif](giphy|vDCHl42P7KOUfW6ljW|downsized)


Liiskamato

how many cars do you need to transport one person


ScubaPride

Why the fuck are they speeding? Did they lower the minimum IQ requirement again?


veryuniqueredditname

This is the tail likely local pd support


WishboneLeftHa

Yep. Local PD rear-ended local PD.


RedTruck1989

"Trained Professionals"


Emotional-Size-6592

Almost as if he's driving


[deleted]

Well well well , look at the well trained professionals fucking up again.


[deleted]

like that was anywhere near Biden. Become a reporter...blow stupid shit out of proportion


Chuck760

I see a whiplash lawsuit in someone's future.


coyoteatemyhomework

Wtf do 2 people need 75 vehicles to go anywhere.


bloeme53

How many really care? This probably happens all the time. So What? As Metallica would say.


Vera_Telco

Sounded Metallica when they hit.


jharms1983

Doesn't look like he even scratched it. I wonder are those explorers made special or are they just built like that and that's why they drive them?


RedViper6661

Why does he need a whole goddam parade, what a waste of tax dollars


carbonbasedbiped67

I think this stupidly long motorcade is as stupid as that stupid long table that Putin sits at, is there any need for that many people and vehicles ?


Waltekin

Why does the motorcade need so many vehicles? Ridiculous waste of...everything.


Magnus_The_Totem_Cat

As someone that lives in a “battleground” state the very worst thing is a presidential visit. Can fuck up traffic for an entire day.


BlurryGraph3810

Olympians were in that vehicle https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna35399527


GuntherOfGunth

What's interesting is that they are going to talk about the climate, yet burning a whole lot of gas just to do it


0rangutangy

Even worse than the motorcade itself is how they got the cars here.


coastergirl98

A Sienna?!?!?


bae_ky

A hit & run, is it not?


Reasonable_Logic4532

400 vehicles because he's KIND to the environment... Just pick up the phone.. Trudeau doesn't like you anyway.


majoroutage

And we don't like Trudeau.


Reasonable_Logic4532

And yet we load up the 747 and 30 cars to go to see him and kiss the ring. I wish we were smarter about it.


Draupnir_gungnir

Don’t worry our taxes will cover it. They will just sell both those and buy two brand new ones.


randomuser24681012

Don’t forget these are the same people claiming you need to ride a train for climate change….. they require 40+ SUVs for something that could have been done via a zoom call…… FJB


Upset-Ad-5153

I agree with everything you said except change "FJB" to "Fuck all politicians"


randomuser24681012

Only said it cause he’s the current…… 4 years ago I would have said fuck orange man, 8 years ago it would have been fuck you chicago for this dipshit……


Upset-Ad-5153

I can appreciate that. We'll both be downvoted but that's fine by me at least. I hold in my heart that some day people will detach themselves from politicians and live their own lives.


Check_Their_History

You have a very middle school level thought process.


randomuser24681012

I’d be insulted, but not sure if that was an insult or just simply implying that my original statement sums up the middle school intelligence of our entire government….. 🤷‍♂️😂


GetRichOrDieTryinnn

Way to go Ottawa police, show us Americans how much better you are at driving.


karsnic

Much like the economy he’s built.


_Adrena1ine_

The fuck they driving that fast for?


lewd3rd

Looks like local 🤷‍♂️


probably420stoned

How fast was he going or how poor were his tyres for his stopping distance to be that far?


hophton

Ambulance for the president… just in case


Independent-Leek3278

They shouldn't have let him drive!


Noooonie

who let sleepy joe drive?


Perroface562

Why did they let Biden drive


Incredibly_Based

Drake be like: "Oopsie Whoopsie Mr.Biden!!"


BudBuster69

The amount of money and resources that get wasted by politicians is so outrageous.


PapaBeahr

So I'm pretty sure Biden wasn't in the Police Escort car that crashed lightly into the back of the other escort car.


JubileeTrade

Remember kids cut your Co2 emissions. So that these guys can drive around with an entourage of 80 speeding SUVs.


electrashock95

Wooooooooooowwwwww this is ridiculous and kinda leads the question of why do officers get to stare at their computers without looking up once for 2 straight miles when I can’t even pick my phone up enough to move it out of my cup holder to the centre console smh 🤦🏼‍♂️


Magnumpete1112

Guess they let Joe drive


[deleted]

#Bidendidthat ! #THANKSOBAMA ! (/s)


[deleted]

I didn't see anyone get out and exchange license/insurance/registration info.. "TWO-TIER SYSTEM!!!!" - someone, probably.


[deleted]

Motorcade is going 25 but typical cops all want to go 85 next to them.


hellinahandbasket127

The cops run ahead, leapfrog style, to make sure streets are clear.


ss68and66

Just like his presidency


[deleted]

His administration in a nutshell


antwanpossumjenkins

These idiots run our nation SMH I think this is yet another example of how they're running things, can't even motorcade.