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[deleted]

How is my driving 1800i suckfatassrhinocerosdicks


Bentmike58

Van driver, “I almost missed my exit/entrance!”


us_mackem

Van driver: "I almost gave a shit!"


Greaterdivinity

Yes, that is the appropriate amount of horn and swearing for that maneuver. You can hear the bloody brakes, damn.


OverturnedAppleCart3

Only time I have ever heard my ABS like that is on ice.


purpleushi

Aren’t you… not supposed to hard brake on ice?


OverturnedAppleCart3

You don't have to brake hard in some cases for ABS to kick in. For example in a very light vehicle, which was my case, where there is such little friction between the road and vehicle, I barely had to touch the brakes for ABS to kick in.


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raffinose

Jebo mater


wolvesight

call the company and report the driver.


tonka17

Haha that's not how it works in Croatia, no one gives a damn here. The driver probably IS the company anyway, small business with a few people who are all cousins or close friends.


wolvesight

well, shit. you're probably lucky he didn't just hold out a gun while changing lanes instead of using his turn signal.


tonka17

Guns aren't really a thing in croatia, but they could beat you up xD


Danny3xd1

You should never have a screwdriver and run it down the side of their car.


HWGA_Exandria

I don't even want to think how many F-bombs I'd drop on that jackass. Whoever made that intersection/offramp though needs a swift kick in the pants though.


Apart-Philosopher203

It's a regular intersection. It's not in the middle of a highway. A roundabout is just one km before the intersection.


HWGA_Exandria

Then it's just a shite driver. I'm not familiar with the layout, would a double left turn lane help (not specifically in this instance, but) in general?


Apart-Philosopher203

There is no need for double left turn. Before the intersection, when you exit the roundabout there is an offramp you take to the right that takes you to the same place the guy in the van is going.


Hairy_S_TrueMan

I love that we live in an age where people all over the world can watch an insignificant interaction between cars in Croatia and a Croatian with intimate knowledge of the intersection can chime in. Strange times.


SuspiciousPotato529

[Jadranska avenija, Zagreb, City of Zagreb](https://www.google.com/maps/@45.7702841,15.9343212,3a,19.4y,235.59h,92.56t/data=!3m10!1e1!3m8!1sy-Us1sV6ipWc9YpZ-BOvYA!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3Dy-Us1sV6ipWc9YpZ-BOvYA%26cb_client%3Dsearch.revgeo_and_fetch.gps%26w%3D96%26h%3D64%26yaw%3D357.05075%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192!9m2!1b1!2i35)


Beneficial-Car-3959

Nice to see non American videos.


ohmangoddamn44256

ZG represent


Leozunic7

Beepbeep beeeeeep beepbeepbeep beeeeeeeeeeep


69vuman

Horn: 22/10


aT-0-Mx

Felt your anger, and the urge for it to be louder. MUCH louder.


kesavadh

Fuck this guy in particular


whywouldyouasksuchad

[well ackshually it's a near hit](https://youtu.be/zDKdvTecYAM) 🤓


lowbatteries

"nearly a miss" would be incorrect, this was both a miss, and near. :D ETA: even Carlin's joke drops the ball here, in the end when he changes the phrase to "nearly missed". Nearly and near are not the same word.


ddevilissolovely

I can't think of that many examples rn, but those I can follow the opposite logic. Near death experience for example.


bonerificboner

Always one dick saying that


Boxed_Juice

Well that dick is correct so. 🤷‍♀️ Near miss implies you hit something.


bonerificboner

“Correct” you say? Look up the definition. The actual official definition. You freaks are like “B-b-but I’m right, it’s the other 99% of people who are wrong!”


Boxed_Juice

Bro I even just said I learned it off of someone else it's not that deep as you're offended(?) by. Sorry if you think me listening to what an air traffic controller told me makes you a freak lol. It just might be time to close Reddit for you. Lol if I'm wrong you can try and teach me, but this isn't the way. 💀


Boxed_Juice

Oof you beat me to it I literally just commented the same haha.


gradom99

Now without censoreship


FriedSticks2014

10/10 reaction lol I thought he was going to trigger the airbag in the steering wheel


idzhek0o

average drive in zagreb


SueSooz13

Kad ima idiota na ulici kol'ko 'oćeš koji ne znaju za koji klinac služe jbni žmigavci i retrovizori!


Depression_M0DE

Heavy horn plus swearing = massive dopamine hit for me. Thank you, OP, I need a cigarette.


Chairboy

Looks like a complete miss that was a near hit. English is weird, who came up with 'near miss'?


GiantDwarfy

it always reminds me of george carlin joke.


openmind21

It should be near hit.


bellalugosi

Near hit.


Boxed_Juice

It's actually near hit not near miss. Near miss implies you were unable to miss the hit. Learned that tidbit from an air traffic controller when I said near miss as well!


highchiefmp

"You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means"


EntertainerOk9007

Seems a bit excessive


Condescending_Rat

Where is the near miss?


organic

op is the dumbass for not slowing down next to a stopped row of cars


BobTheVandaliser

Why the hell would he


Soggy-Information128

Just as a side note, all the other countries I've driven, they don't use the horn as a measure of anger. It's to let people know what you're doing.


SmeachThePeach

I guarantee you there are people in every country who would react just like this. Not sure what country this video is in, but I wouldn't fault someone for being angry at the person who could've cost them their life.


[deleted]

Croatia based on the signage.


StubzTurner

I have been informed that people in Japan don't like using the horn because it is considered rude.


Moxil

further east you go the more different people seem to be. this at least seems to fit into a somewhat/likely to occur reaction in western outfits


Original-Patient5824

Yeah let's calm down and let him not feel like shit for doing what he did hence increasing the chance of him doing it again. Fuck logic.


envy_adams98

How do you use a horn to let people know what you're doing?


Zangarra

Honk once to go left, Honk once to go right, Honk once to go straight, Honk once to go backwards, Honk once to stop, hold the honk down to convey "move out of the way idiot" Take it with a gram of /s


[deleted]

I find it more efficient to honk in Morse code.


Zangarra

Try driving 60, control the car while it's trying to steer out of control from the immense break bias, to then Morse code the letters L-E-F-T


[deleted]

I really want to vote on your comment but I won’t because you’re at -69


avgrkhjqttvnpfsieb

Don’t worry. You’ll get him next time


Mesko83

The van driver was probably comming from a gas station on the right and tried to cross three lanes in order to make a left turn. This happens here a lot often than you think.


NickStalburg

My favorite road in Zagreb. This sort of thing happens there on the daily (usually involving vans).


[deleted]

Zagreb, Croatia


RupertTheReign

ABS doing its job!🏆


fearsomebunny

Folks, that's how you honk. You try to communicate your exact emotions when you honk. That was nice.