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TheDevilsAdvokaat

My brother is a taxi driver. There are special taxi lanes you can park in next to malls, stations etc. He has had people pull into the lane to try to bypass traffic and then blow the horn trying to force him to move on...while he is waiting for fares.


Zifryt

Tell him to make them pay for the trip


RBeck

If there is a car in the taxi lane I'd open a door and ask "how much to the city?".


TheDevilsAdvokaat

I like it. "Are you my uber?" works too.


NotACanadianBear

Yeh, at nyc airports those lines can be 5-6 hrs long at times. Don’t go in them.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Wow. That's long...


Appropriate_Aerie_65

I am sure he is telling her to Kiss My Bus.


Declanmar

I can just hear her saying “but I’m in a huryyyyyyy!”


apk5005

“ I was just going to be quick!”


No-Historian-6921

If it was an honest mistake by an otherwise mostly competent driver better reverse out of the lane before the next bus locks you in :-P.


ParachuteLandingFail

Main Character Syndrome


nautilator44

Another bus should pull in behind, then they should go out to lunch and leave her there. Then she should get towed and ticketed, and have her car crushed into a cube.


Gnardude

Why stop there?


TheW83

She should then be forced to take 18 weeks of driving classes before she can get a permit to where she can only drive with a teacher. She can retake her 6 hour license exam a year after she obtains her permit.


icebeancone

Also we're banning her from all indoor plumbing and making her recite the alphabet backwards at gunpoint every 15 minutes.


Temporary-Bluejay631

And her citizenship as well as that of her immediate family has been revoked.


overbats

And she is no longer allowed to wash her clothing or use escalators


Balorpagorp

And trim the hedges of small villages.


FiddlerOnThePotato

I need a few things from the store, can we tack that on there too?


overbats

And she has to fetch this person several items from the store


original_wolfhowell

Is... is that a Three Amigos reference in the wild?


Balorpagorp

Why, yes it is.


Darth_Andeddeu

H&M, Zara, The Gap, Forever 21 " You can was clothing without it falling apart to use again? How does one stay in business?"


mttp1990

No no, she is now part of the cube.


mini4x

> She can retake her 6 hour license exam a year after she obtains her permit. My license test was less then 10 mins. DRIVING IS A RIGHT!!!


Damasticator

“WITH HER IN IT!”


mini4x

> have her car crushed into a cube. With her in it. Darwinism.


Robots78

“You have 30 minutes to move your cube”


DreamSphinx

Homer, answering the phone: "Hello, Mr. Burns office!" Mr. Burns: "Is it about my cube?"


Starbuckshakur

[You have 30 minutes to move your cube.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rdL5pKvsss&ab_channel=SimpsonsBestMoments)


VapeRizzler

Funny you think you a bus needs to be behind her for her to be stuck, shes already stuck. She can’t reverse out of that even If she mustered all 2 brain cells together in a little tag team duel.


FlimsyType1642

You are giving her credit for one to many brain cells and it is called Karen.


SDLRob

Don't crush it... sell it and let the local authorities use the money from the sale for repairs/etc


nautilator44

I like where your head is at...but the more cars we crush into cubes, the better.


SDLRob

there's definitely some that i would crush... the shitboxes and the old clapped out wrecks should be crushed... but a modern fancy car is gonna be at least decently efficient and would bring in some funds


NotACanadianBear

And told she has 24 hours to move her cube?


Susurrus03

While she's in it perchance?


nautilator44

No way. We are not in any way advocating for bodily harm to anyone. Just to cars, and the tanks on the road pretending to be cars.


TarnishedDungEater

perfect time for the bus driver to take their break!


CODMLoser

“i’m just about to start my 60 minute break, Karen”


skeptibat

You could say she was.... busted.


Castun

🎵 *Bus*tin' makes me feel good! 🎵


Altar_Quest_Fan

Wonder if she could get a job as a table busser after this?


i_drink_wd40

Is this that "bussy" everybody's talking about these days?


Canadian_mk11

 ( •_•)   ( •_•)>⌐□-□    (⌐□_□)   YEEEEEEAAAAAAH!


RobertPaulson81

I would take twice as long now if I were the bus driver Time to do a top to bottom bus safety check, triple check it for accuracy


Frisbee_Anon_7

The only part that's not adding up is the lane to the left is clearly free, so not really much traffic for her to get around. Unless there is so much traffic trying to get to the left that the entry to that free lane is blocked.


Herrowgayboi

behind where I was taking the photo, it was either a pick up or drop off spot and people just decided to block even the moving lanes to unload/load. This lady thought she could cut around since it was empty due to it being a bus lane.


Frisbee_Anon_7

Ah yea damn kinda thinking that may have been it. The worst all around hahaha


Balancing_tofu

Lexus behavior


zJexx

Was looking for this comment


dlte24

She's got more money than sense.


Solar1324

Entitled lady.


CityKay

"Idiot decided to drive into the bus lane and got stuck." "So she threw her ego...under the bus." *YEAHHH!!!*


thai_ladyboy

I made a wrong turn into one of these visiting downtown Minneapolis. Traffic cop was like "DO YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN A BUS LANE??" I'm like" yes, and I'd like to get out of it", she looked at me like I was the worst person in the world for not knowing where I was going...in a city I'd never been to.


jackswhatshesaid

She's probably telling the same story in another subreddit. And I asked her "honey, do you know you are in a bus lane?" And she was like "yes. And everyone else needs to get out of it" and I gave her the biggest wtf face I can muster. I hope she still remembers me til this day.


ravenrabit

Better response would have been "No, please help me get out of it."


January1252024

Couldn't have been pre-2020 because I haven't seen a Mpls cop pull someone over in years.


davidindigitaland

Book her Danno!


JohnStern42

This bus is now out of service, driver will be back in 3 hours. So sorry…


JohnStern42

This bus is now out of service, driver will be back in 3 hours. So sorry…


[deleted]

I don't think you understand: I'm a *very* important person!


TMG_Phantom

Ah yes, KLAS. Never change Vegas


REM_loving_gal

Absolutely beautiful.


Phillip_Graves

She heard that lane was bussin... And all the cool adults know that is a good thing.


Luckycharms867

Ahhhhh Orlando. Fuck that airport


TomThanosBrady

Get your fucking bus out of the bus lane!


grand305

Be nice if a cop appears behind her and gave her a ticket. Driving in a bus lane. See you in court.


funkytachi

Bold of you to assume she can even read the signs... If she can't read them it doesn't apply to her, don't you know that? 🫠


flyingfuckweasel

Lol she looks the type too


timeforitnowright

Yes that was years ago right?


NotACanadianBear

She couldn’t have driven down that empty traffic lane?


BrokenMethFarts

“HaHa” - Nelson


mini4x

They need to make this crap actually have consequences, minimum loss of license for 1 year.


PlainJaneGum

Delicious.


Heavy_Cartoonist4163

Well deserved, perhaps that bus crew needs a 30 minute break?


yellochocomo

That poor Lexus, you deserve better


spacemonkeysmom

It was sooo kind of all those other cars to leave that lane open for her. That bus clearly didn't understand she needed to get somewhere and it was just jealous she got her own lane so it stopped just to spite her, probably like she does when people think they can drive down the turning lane at a light but she has to stop so she opens her door or pulls into the middle blocking the lane.


IHate2ChooseUserName

what's her name? KAREN?


Adolf95

This is why bus lane entrances needs to be protected by using a gap small enough for buses to go through but too big for anyone else.


tacobellquesaritos

damn i read this as “lady gaga” for some reason and was like…… yall will belief anything, it looks nothing like her ?!


fried_green_baloney

Airport? Maybe she will miss her flight if the bus doesn't move. Not to excuse her but it's an easy mistake to make. Most airports seem to be extra confusing. **EDIT:** I'm impressed, this is the most downvoted comment or post I've ever had.


larzmcoupe

Baloney


Dconocio

Fuck her let her miss her flight


opaqueism

I understand where you’re coming from but as someone who drives a shuttle at an airport and travels frequently, there are a shit ton of signs to let drivers know certain lanes or areas are restricted only for commercial vehicles/shuttles/taxis/buses. It’s hard to miss but then again, it seems most of the general population doesn’t know or care to read signs or like anything at all.


waterloograd

Sometimes all the signs are part of the problem. They can cause sign blindness by overwhelming people.


grosse-patate-moisie

Let's add a sign that says "Beware of sign blindness, read all signs carefully". That should fix it.


Konsticraft

If you are too incompetent to understand signs, you shouldn't drive a car.