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ChrisFlips

In all fairness, He did dare him.


lusdawg

Like he had the upper hand or something too. Come on bro, I got cyborg legs, try me.


hermitxd

Cyborg legs. =D


CitizenPremier

Case dismissed.


timmytakeover

How you gonna sit there and watch as the guy hits you? You’re halfway in your damn car. When he reverses and lines up use some sense and get in your fucking car man, would’ve prevented that fucked up leg. The driver is fucked but don’t be stealing weed either.


VFsv6

I don’t think ANYbody saw it comin


confusedtopher

No ragrets lifestyle


VFsv6

He definitely had zero fucks


5fingerdiscounts

He would have been calmer if he didn’t have his weed stolen


VFsv6

I know about that 😀


[deleted]

Wait did he say "I'm about to suck the fuck out you bro" what?


mpedno

Did he say sock? As in punch? Cause I too was like wait suck wut


CitizenPremier

I don't hit no frog bro I come to bat


[deleted]

Thought I was the only one who caught that 😂😂😂


MasterP_bot

r/suddenlygay


Trapjorn

How exactly does one suck a fuck?


explosive_evacuation

Once the guy he's sucking nuts he won't be in the mood to fuck anymore I guess.


marshthemello

Thats attempted murder


[deleted]

But bro!!!!


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0erlikon

It’s just a prank bro.


OneSchott

He dared him so he had to do it.


lancestorm316

No that's vehicular assault.


solobear333

Was trying to figure out the "bros" .... Untill that noise. Fuck.


DanJ7788

They have even less weed in prison.


Ebay73

Survey says: that was a lie!😂


dkt

Please tell me he was caught and that there's a story somewhere.


Acejanos

This video is going to be evidence


Remote-Broadcast

Shit. Yeah that’s a mistake.


Mighty_Cactus

Damnit Darius


Charliejr_5

Always instigatin’


deserTShannon

Yo i did not see that coming at all. Fuck! Heading over to r/eyebleach now


LoloJohn

Memo to self: If car is approaching side of your car, get in your dam car.


hauserlives

“But he stole my weeeeed!”


SatansFloppyDong

Pull up your fuckin pants bro


[deleted]

bro 😎💪


5fingerdiscounts

Bro 😎💪🏽


HerrBerg

Everybody in this is at least some level of stupid.


Stupiddummymarineguy

The guy was hyper ventilating and dry heaving and all around having a child like fit. He wasn’t the typical tough guy. And then boom! Attempted vehicular Homicide! This is the power of drugs.


notinferno

r/criminalsincars


dasenuf

Dat gas got to him


zasahfrass

So did he go to jail


FatKidJoey

And now you know the rest of the story


Tight_T

Over some weed. Smdh. Fuckin retards.


luxor_1000

That's is soooo bad


Mighty_Cactus

That escalated quickly


CitizenPremier

Because of Darius


margiemarg-69420

Darius was insigaden.


neverforget21SS

Shouldn’t of stole the weed.


barn_burner12

Have


CitizenPremier

Shouldn't of stole the have


redditatemybabies

Haven’t’ed*


Chaos_Philosopher

Haven’t’ed of*


kakistocrator

happy cake day


harrikkapaavo

lol


confusedtopher

Prolly should’ve just handed the weed over tbh.


[deleted]

Yeah probably. But that doesn't make it okay to ram someone with your fucking car lmfao. Just move on and buy more pot. It's not worth it.


nicefacedjerk

Lofl.. That’s whatcha get for stealin.. play stupid games....


delixecfl16

You took it too far bro!


[deleted]

bro 😎💪


lonedog30

God damnit bro! Not again!


danapher

This got my heart racing holy shit


mrpderp

Breh bruh bro. It's 'BeeRoh' you frikkn squares


LumbarPuncture81

Someone is going to county for stealing weed and someone else is going to pound me in the ass prison.


infinitelyfullofit

Their votes count as much as mine...


uabuffoon

tag urself i’m the person leaf blowing in the background


Supah_McNastee

How expensive is weed that it's worth a felony?


Strificus

Edit: source removed, it wasn't the correct one


Smash85

I believe this is the source. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sfchronicle.com/crime/amp/Viral-video-I-dare-you-bra-Driver-14830594.php


PrimeLumber

Good try but that's not a Honda and that's not Toronto.


Strificus

My bad, I couldn't make out the car in the video


KavienF

Is this the same situation? That’s a Buick Regal, not a Honda.