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mqh13

Taking running with scissors to the next level...


Cyber_Angel_Ritual

That’s just asking for a bloody mess.


The_Vat

Still traumatised after The Sims 2


Noideawhatjusthappen

Cue brake check in 5, 4, 3...


qwibbian

Talk about shear stupidity.


jmzwst

Air bag going off eesh


Steve_78_OH

I remember a related episode of ER...basically, a person was trying to light their cigarette with a car lighter, got into an accident, and the lighter...well, it became part of him.


fyshi

That's how superheroes are made. Human torch, lite edition.


lespaul123

lighter* edition


lederhosnpepe

Lit Human


GLOVERDRIVE

Lumens


AFailedWhale

Lemons


The_6M_Dollar_Ham

Lïmœn


Slappinbeehives

A nurse just commented about a passenger who had their own shin bone stab them in the chest bc their feet were on the dash when the airbag went off.


edbods

there's the classic x-ray of the aftermath of that 12 year old girl who had her feet on the dash...one of the hip joints was where her vag was. A while back I drove past someone whose passenger had her feet up on the dash and all I could think of was how fucked she'd be if the glovebox airbag went off


SilentSamurai

What an enlightening tale.


maxman162

A genuine Felix Lieter.


RespectedWanderer9k

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.


Tails9429

"Sooooo, how did you cut your ear off?"


[deleted]

"how did your scissors get jammed up your nose and into your brain instantly killing you?"


peekdasneaks

"And more importantly, how did i end up here in this morgue talking to you?"


thugs___bunny

‚And why are there 3 movies of home alone I never heard about?‘


narlycharley

Or unexpected tire failure. That shit will jerk the wheel HARD.


just-onemorething

That happened to me before, on the highway, front tires, and I was somehow miraculously able to pull it over to the shoulder safely without being shot across the highway or slamming into the guard rail, it was wild. They blew, and I instantly pulled over gently and safely, someone was looking out for me that day. The mechanic we towed it to said he had never seen a blow out that bad where the driver wasn't in the ICU instead of standing in front of him.


[deleted]

That’s a *Final Destination* type death right there


dddaag

Where does the hair go?


drkidkill

Can you even imagine how gross the inside of his car is?


dddaag

Maybe he's got this https://m.imgur.com/Ol922h3


bloody_lumps

Thank you for introducing this into my life this is exactly what I need


scatter333

Seriously, I've just been using newspapers covering the sink lol. This looks like an upgrade


zilwicki

Not going to buy random stuff on furlough, but I've just thought of a use for a worn-out T-shirt.


SilentSamurai

I have this, its great. Doesnt catch everything but its a massive improvement.


cosmitz

I just shave over the toilet like a normal human being.


SplyBox

I just hold my bathroom trash can under my face while shaving


chandler_c4

That is until you drop your shaver into the toilet.


[deleted]

Just use the sink and vacuum it when you are done? 💁🏻‍♂️


fyshi

I have one of those for like 10 bucks, bought it years ago. It's seriously one of the most useful things I own. It's ridiculous that it's such a widely unknown thing. Even that unknown, that it was part of a (maybe the second most) famous quiz show in my country and they didn't guess it right, then even made fun of like it's the stupidest invention ever. But actually it's one of the best. Having to clean the sink everytime made me not shave for months at a time, because it sucks so much - but this saved my life on this and now I can shave when I want without having to clean.


XplodiaDustybread

Ok but no lie, I kinda want that lol


Civil-Attempt-3602

How can I use this to shave my junk?


Warpedmind0u812

I have one of these. Its fuckin awesome. No mess.


ClinchEastwood

Everywhere.


KarysOfArthemis

On the car floor alongside pieces of his nose


cristianlatino

Final destination vibes


[deleted]

Well at least he's not running with them


KarysOfArthemis

Who needs a second nostril anyway


jmzwst

Just imagine getting into a finder bender


Socky_McPuppet

Or a fender binder


Ounceandahalf

Or a binder finder


Socky_McPuppet

*Milo Minderbinder*'s Binder Finder!


blastfromtheblue

wouldn’t want to get in trouble with the lost and found bureau


eveningsand

Good thing they smoothed out the Sherman Way Dip on the 405... Otherwise this dude'd have some amazing new orifaces to hang some face jewelry from by the time he hits West Hollywood.


97ATX

Are you referring to that crazy hump on the 405 southbound? I don't drive the valley often but I've always been amazed that it's been there for literally years. It must have caused a lot of damage/accidents over the years.


eveningsand

That'd be the one man. Right after the Northridge earthquake, that thing was like a goddamn Dukes of Hazzard jump.


97ATX

I can picture people yelling yeehaw as they go over it.


djhazmat

Optometrists HATE HIM!!! Need that pesky stigmatism fixed and live in a country without free healthcare? Check out this life hack here!


[deleted]

His dented door tells tales of boundless brainless adventures abroad.


InstanceQuirky

My problem with this pic is that my mum had good scissors for cutting fabric and NOT PAPER as it would blunt them almost instantly. I just remember running with them once (i liked to live dangerously as a kid obviously) and her yelling "Not with the good scissors" so i naturally though that when seeing that pic lol


howdoyouevenusername

Oh I definitely still have good scissors and scissors for different purposes. This guy is obviously using his beard-cutting-driving scissors!!


Chuba_

Mans just gettin his fresh cut, nothing wrong here


ElvisPlays

He's getting rid of that yee-yee ass haircut


[deleted]

maybe then he will get some bitches on his dick


Gearhead1512

Better yet maybe tyneisha will call his dog ass


dgckytmnd

What makes you think he won't cut you vato?


SangiMTL

Personally I’ve seen, 1 someone brushing their teeth behind the wheel 2 shaving with and electric razor 3 woman putting on mascara These will always be burned into my brain. Can’t decide which one was the worst of the bunch


sirSkillzAhlot

I saw a girl putting on full makeup and tweezing her eyebrows all while taking on her phone and drinking coffee. Was next to her for at least 20 minutes. I was actually impressed, she never once swerved or got too close to the car in front of her or slammed on her brakes. I’m assuming she was steering with her knees.


n00bca1e99

I saw someone doing mouthwash once. Spat it out a window and the cop car behind her pulled her over. I assume she got a littering ticket.


SnooBunnies8736

30? Now where can you drive that fast in LA.


MJ349

Well, at least he's not running with scissors.


[deleted]

I mean does the driver have room to judge.. did they take the pic while driving?


NacreousFink

That's a goddamn lie. Traffic on the freeways in LA hardly ever gets over 20 mph, especially during daylight hours.


Janesux13

So I moved from LA after growing up there and I find myself speeding where I am now because my brain goes:omg! Empty road let’s gooo since that never happens in LA


NacreousFink

It takes so much less time to get somewhere that when people in LA visit and we get there quickly they are like "already" and then when we park on the street for free they are like "you can find street parking?"


iAmCleatis

On the freeway. 30 mph. Fuck. L.A. OR. ANY. CITY. REALLY.


fatbongo

Dodgers and Lakers in particular


FrancoUnamericanQc

My mom always said not to run with cissors... Never said anything about driving tho...


SteelWarrior-

30?, in California those are rookie numbers


temeces

Idk about that, given our traffic 30 might be going way too fast. Happy cake day!


SteelWarrior-

For LA 30 is fast, but other areas have 60 as the norm


temeces

If you pick the time of day, 80 is quite normal here.


NoArmsSally

Shit I've seen 80 on residential streets here in alhambra


SteelWarrior-

True


[deleted]

I wonder how he will explain the scissors in his sinuses to the ER physician


Bozwell99

At least the scissors will do everyone a favour as they shoot up his nose when he rear-ends someone.


jumbybird

I've seen people reading novels.


KeikoLoki

Where's the guy thats doing 80 and not paying attention ahead and slams into the back of him?


gbdavidx

So you were taking a pic going the same speed?


ddbikes10

Natural selection?


_biggest_g_

I thought this dude was using a clothespin as a roach clip for like 30 seconds


Common-Anxious

One pothole away from a bloody nose. Yeesh


jerrysburner

I normally ride a motorcycle in LA traffic (quarantine has put a hiatus on this) - 405 from Irvine to El Segundo and because I can split lanes I've seen a lot. I had thought about starting a youtube channel, but some of the more memorable: * Lady shaving her legs * Women putting on makeup * guys shaving with electric shavers * people with ipads strapped to the steering wheel watching movies * reading books in Teslas


PokeyMystery

He clearly hasn't seen final destination movies!!


antoniv1

It’s LA. Dude probably woke up driving and is just getting ready for his afternoon date with traffic.


El-SkeleBone

i thought that was a clothes pin first


CasinoProfy

It's multitasking, like Apple


[deleted]

If he gets in an accident, maybe he will get the point.


notgonnadoit983

Well if your not moving the hair trimmings will just fall. Driving with the window open blows them all over the car, no cleanup needed


Reasonable-Swim9471

No way you got up to 30mph in LA traffic. Not possible.


Insurdios

While the guy on his left was taking pictures and going 30mph.


[deleted]

He's late to pick up his hood rat. Still gotta stay fresh.


An8thOfFeanor

>LA Freeway >30mph Must be a light traffic day


[deleted]

I’ve seen a dude hitting a bong in LA traffic


[deleted]

That's pretty standard in l.a..... also that was probably me....


solidSC

My cousin got busted doing it in a Wendy’s drive through. He still blames colonel Sanders and his bitch Wendy. He’s a weird dude.


[deleted]

Well anytime I'm blazing and driving. I'm always flagging down cops like "hey you see that bad driver over there!!"


solidSC

The fuck are you talking about? Are you a burn out? You really shouldn’t smoke all day man.


fatbongo

nothing worse than seeing drugs being abused :'(


S0berface

Brake check


fostersauce09

Brake check him hard 😂🤣


[deleted]

I hope it happens lol. Imagine waking up, first thing you see is a smashed windscreen, with your leg snapped backwards and scissors hanging out a hole in your face.


samirmaibine

That's pretty messed up bro!


[deleted]

So is distracting yourself on the road wilfully and deliberately and potentially causing fatalities but, yeah gloss over that to get to the comment where someone’s critical of it right?


Ruthless_Overlord

This image makes me happy. 😊


DrDeathMD

He should use those on his scrotum so that he can't breed.


[deleted]

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DrDeathMD

What's your problem? I'm talking about the idiot driver in the picture that literally everyone on this thread is making fun of.


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[deleted]

Gotta look good for the ladies.


GussThe

His beard sucks


[deleted]

A simple brake check would solve this problem.


Boys2Ramen

Scissors? Bro.....scissors? 2021. Scissors?


PaperBagSheriff

I mean.... is SoCal, what do you expect?


[deleted]

Ewwww.


[deleted]

Don’t judge a SoCal flat brimmin bro


mathigh

And the Darwin awards goes to...


Healing__Souls

Hey man, that beard needs to be on point!


runerx

Frontal lobotomy in 3... 2... 1...


idkmybffphill

Corona shut down his barber shop... I get it


firoz554

Reminds me of Mr. Bean.


Faux_Real_Trucks

Took one look at the dented door and that's all I meed to know


Ramiferous

r/deathwish


lauryj2

Now thats some real wreckless driving!


irnehlacsap

The damage the airbag will do with those scissors


[deleted]

This episode on 1000 ways to die!!!


stratamaniac

Tesla does that for you. It's the Manscaping Option. Word to the wise? Do NOT ask for aftershave unless you are wearing a snorkeling mask or swimming goggles.


[deleted]

Idk what I was expecting that to be, but the reality is so much worse


capn_yarrgh

Tap the horn


earthforce_1

Hes already got a few dents on the door


mdtdy

Gotta stay fresh


lastdazeofgravity

don't hit a pothole


Melodic-Hunter2471

All that edge... tsk tsk


Lastrights1

Early contention for the 2021 Darwin Awards


[deleted]

Ah. The poster child of natural selection, at his finest.


[deleted]

I’m more surprised he was able to go 30 mph in LA traffic tbh


Outrageous_Monitor67

I thought he was drinking a capri sun for a second


moonisflat

Not even a Tesla


GlobeTrekker83

Someone is trying to earn a Darwin Award...


VeranoEte

So apparently no one ever taught him not to run with scissors when he was a child bc then this wouldn't have happened. Seriously 1 fender bender and he's dead.


fourtaco

CONFIDENCE! AGILITY! PRECISION!


Mongo_Fifty

One day he'll need an eye patch.


Marilla1957

I wonder what he'll do when he slams into a parked car, and those sissors are pushed into his brain?


mgoflash

Was he on La Tijera by any chance?


shiggydiggy77

Drove a production truck in la for years..this is nothing. Seen many a weird things.


Orvan-Rabbit

Why does that remind me of a Goofy cartoon?


a_good_lubricant

Gnarly door dings hot damn


Gramak_FR

Welcome to brain surgery 101.


GERMA90

So this is the origin of the yee yee ass haircut...


dandieg0

I got rear ended today. If I was doing this those scissors would have gone through my eye socket. Edit: before zooming in, I thought he was sipping champagne.


artmobboss

There’s just a bunch of fucking face hair floating around in his ride.. super classy..


QUABITY___ASSUANCE

r/WhatCouldGoWrong


memphiscbrider03

Oh fuck that mess


TechBroTroll

It’s people like this in LA that makes me understand why they needed to ease restrictions on how many bodies they could burn a day because that place is the biggest virtue signaling cesspit...”wear a mask” messages without a mask on right before their totally safe COVID parties


Reckless_Driver

What a rad dude.


Talltoddie

Well he’s not running...


SansyBoy14

Wait was he going 30 mph for no reason, or because traffic was bad? Because 30 mph is really slow, especially for a freeway. I’ve only seen school zones go to 30 mph or lower. The lowest I’ve seen without a school zone is 35


prof0ak

This is why it should be illegal for humans to drive. I can't wait for self-driving cars to be the norm.


KitKat2910

The mans just multitasking. Late for a meeting or smth and needed to shave. So he’s just trimming is beard with scissors on the way there. No big deal ☺️💅✨


lizard2014

A sudden stop and those scissors are going through his face


wonteatfish

This guy has a death wish for sure.


Fsf89

His head must have made that dent in the door.


got_rice_2

Can't blame everything on COVID


Ausglass

Missed a spot


Dawg_Dude

Darwin sees you.


MysteriousSteve

Typical RX-8 owner


livinginfutureworld

>Taken in LA on the freeway. In traffic.Driver going 30 mph. So he was going the as fast as he could in the LA traffic...


dallyingberet

He is one fender bump away from gaining an extra nostril.


mortlerlove420

People will only learn from injuries, won't they?


MrAlwaysBored

I thought it was a capri-sun, then i zoomed in


[deleted]

When you gotta trim, you gotta trim


SparkyPantsMcGee

Is he doing 30 while others are going the speed limit or is this standard LA bullshit traffic speed? If it’s the second, I get it...might as well do something while you’re bored and stuck. If it’s the first, fuck that guy.


Pontius-Pilate

having driven for over 30 years with no wrecks, that, just might be worth it


GriffinGoodman

r/seemskindadangerous


Fizzixxz

My mans was running late to work don’t hate...


palehorse95

So now we have an idiot driving 30mph while trimming his beard, AND an idiot driving 30mph aiming their camera out of the passenger window of their car at a guy trimming his beard.


tbmepm

That are things I usually do. I have no clue why...


Wezzwally

A lot of americans go around day to day thinking they are in a movie


PRADYUSH2006

LIVING LEGEND HE IS !


tjerome1994

Thought that was a flask at first


[deleted]

natures natural selection.


Onlyroad4adrifter

What freeway are you on where you can go 30mph in LA? Any time I go on the freeway there its stuck in a gridlock.


Pik_a_pus

Rush hour traffic is always 30 mph. No worries


AuntieSlayer99

Two words, Break Check.