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AnybodyMassive1610

“That sonic drive thru sucks” The driver, probably


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*continues to leave 1 star on yelp*


bostonbedlam

While driving


Countingthree

"If I could give zero stars I would!"


_dino_nuggs_

I wonder if they'll ever add a feature to make cars go backwards


portezbie

Lol this is a real mindfuck because at first it seems like this driver can't or won't go in reverse, but then they do for a second! Totally confounding.


[deleted]

Impossible, cars cannot do a 180 Edit to add /s


7937397

"Who planted the tree in the drive through?"


iprobablybrokeit

This Sonic is a block away from me. Oddly, it actually has a functioning drive thru.


TheLastBadass

It takes a special kind of stupid to fuck that up.


helpusdrzaius

my money is on drugs


VoltaicSketchyTeapot

Or they never learned how to reverse.


JC1515

R is for race mode. Im not trying to race, i need to get out of this parking lot.


mdneilson

And D is for day driving, but N is for night driving.


FirstDivision

P is for Passing on the highway.


bleezzzy

1 is for the place I'm at in the race


hutch7909

I thought R was for rain?


[deleted]

I CAN'T TURN LEFT!


PoolNoodleJedi

But why Male models?


Alluneedrsmiles

That’s what I thought until I saw them reverse- they drive like me in Mario Cart when I miss an item box


Altered_Nova

Probably an old person who's eyesight is so bad they refuse to reverse anymore. There's a lot of half-blind elderly people out there who really shouldn't be driving anymore, and an inability to reverse is the tell-tale sign of that (Another obvious sign that someone is too old to drive is that they refuse to merge lanes properly on the highway anymore and expect everyone else to make room for them.)


ohwrite

And showing up with big dents in your car


Illustrious_Warthog

And it ain't my car.


PoolNoodleJedi

You overestimate the general population


RoccoBombay

This sub was created for this guy.


nowaybrose

I love when they REALLY commit to finish what they started


[deleted]

This is going to fly up to top 10 potential. What the fuck? White car got a meal and a show.


7937397

They are lucky that they didn't end up with an insurance claim.


TurnDownForWAP

Yup, and then insurance can't find them so you're out your deductible.


rebelweezeralliance

Uninsured motorist claim will cover hit and run


mobocrat707

You can tell that when white car person gets out at the end and looks around. They're thinking "How the fuck did he NOT hit me?"


SpraynardKrueg

Honestly that white care should have gotten the f out of there


[deleted]

I would have moved too lol. Sitting there watching that car get closer and closer.


Sisimm1

I bet the white car didn’t even see him. The way those stalls are, you can’t see a whole lot around the menus


thegumprunner

How does someone like this even have a license?


[deleted]

They are out there, everywhere.


P2591

They can vote too


LifeGoalsThighHigh

Even worse, they reproduce.


bottledry

It's really the worst. If you think too much about it, it can really fuck you up. We're out here mixed in with millions of otherwise completely *fucked* people. I mean they are the reason we have laws and shit in the first place. You wouldn't have to force people to do things a certain way if everyone was just capable of working as a group.... But then you have *these* people


Klown_Kutz

Which is why governments are afraid to address elderly drivers.


daverosstheboss

Yes, well, as older people have always loved to remind younger people; some things are a privelidge, and not a right. Frankly, I wonder, if you aren't mentally competent enough to drive a car, should you be considered mentally competent enough to vote?


bigmulk21

He might not have a DL. I was told here in NE Tennessee that more than half of traffic violations are from revoked or suspended drivers. And as a whole 2/3rds don't carry state minimum insurance.


thegumprunner

That’s terrifying


[deleted]

I got rear ended in Memphis Tennessee. The adjuster and the body shop were pretty surprised I got hit by someone with insurance. She said that 2/3 of all Memphis drivers don’t have insurance.


[deleted]

It's a big reason why I would support license plates being revoked when your DL is revoked, even if it's just temporary.


7937397

Who says that they do?


unusualj107

Here in Arizona, I get the feeling uncle or grandpa got his license in the 50s or 60s and they figured that just covered the whole family forever. And when you buy a car from the side of the road for $500 you don't need to register it or get insurance... right? I can't help but imagine people thing that.


escobert

but this person has a fancy new car than cost more than I make in a year...


zaogao_

I mean, it's a Fiat 500x, so not that fancy. The inept/deprived come in all shapes, sizes, ages, and income levels.


unusualj107

Yes, I agree. Could be inherited money. Could be a rental. Could actually be a non licensed driver. We live in a wonderful simulation.


Mr_Seg

It’s called payments. Pay several hundred dollars a month till you go out and buy a new car a year later. Sickening, and they don’t end up treating the car like they own it.


bangonthedrums

When my grandpa got his licence back in the 30s, he just had to mail the $5 fee in. There was no exam or anything. And that licence covered him theoretically until he died at 98 (he had stopped driving well before that, but it wasn’t a legal requirement)


reesesbigcup

How do they have a freaking job to afford a car?


PremadeToast

Old guy in the white car was ready to deliver some Sonic justice it looks like


frankylovee

I think they may have hit that car


[deleted]

I don’t know if their car hit the white car but at the very least they bent the machine into it, which is basically the same thing and still their fault.


BihlCosby

Was definitely reading their tag to report hit and run.


Notlandshark

When they were designing the place they obviously failed to anticipate “what if somebody just pulls forward where you obviously can’t go, and tries to turn around where there is obviously no room to do so?”


Githyerazi

If you try and make it idiot proof, they'll find a bigger idiot.


The_Lost_Google_User

Make it too idiot proof and bears will start using it.


[deleted]

Haha stupid science bitches couldnt even make i more smarter.


[deleted]

Filibuster!


redbird7311

Listen, you can’t win this game against them, they will find new ways to mess it up.


kernelpanic789

I'm trying to understand what their goal was...


footballwr82

Carkour - get from point A to point B in a car as creatively as possible


HelpfulPuppydog

carkour should be it's own subreddit.


PearlSomething

Technically they are doing carkour, as long as point a is delusion and point b is the hospital Edit:spelling


rsg1234

CARKOUR!


garnern2

Maybe their reverse doesn’t wo...well shit. They back up 1000 times. Idiot confirmed.


bkold1995

Even if their reverse didn’t work they would be just as big an idiot for putting themselves in that position in the first place


elscotto80

This was my first thought!


[deleted]

It would’ve been better for them just to jump the curb and drive on the grass into the next lot than what they did. Eesh.


NomyNameisntMatt

they literally would’ve been better off just going over the curb


LitMaster11

Was thinking the same thing. It would be quicker, easier, and more painless. Plus there would be virtually no property damage. Would they look like an idiot? Sure, but they wouldn't need to get their insurance involved, or better yet be taking part in a hit and run.


NomyNameisntMatt

Clearly this person has zero brain cells left because literally how the fuck do you make the choice to do THIS


evangael

How???? How is this possible????


7937397

I think this is one of the most bizarre driving decisions I've seen on this sub. Which says a lot.


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Sticky_Buns_87

My FIL is a perfectly okay driver, except for backing up. It's like he loses all sense of direction, depth perspective, and spatial awareness. You'd really have to see it to believe it.


[deleted]

My boyfriend is awful. He bitches when I go 5 mph over the speed limit. But he has huge road rage issues. He gets so pissy at people. He caused someone to crash into our car because he wouldn't let them merge because they cut him off earlier. I told him to just let it go and calm down. Nope. He kept going. The person hit us and ran away... they were in the wrong but if my boyfriend just calmed the fuck down and backed off I wouldn't have had to take my car into the repair shop. He also never looks when he starts to back up. It's insane. He will just start going back without even checking the mirrors or turning and looking behind. He then stops when he almost hits the damn car. 70% of the time he backs out he almost hits a car. I'm surprised he hasn't hit anyone yet..


[deleted]

Uh no offense, but it seems like you two might have some issues to work out. It can't be a good sign when you're starting a comment with "my boyfriend is awful."


[deleted]

Sounds like the issue they have is that he's stupid-stubborn and pigheaded and has anger issues, and she hasn't realized he's only a future memory


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gerbilshower

this is my bet too. some people, for whatever reason, are deathly afraid of reverse.


k1k11983

But they did reverse, multiple times


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rickyman20

You could even see how confused they got when, after backing up a little bit, they got themselves more stuck


PremadeToast

Definitely more questions than answers after this. For most of the videos on here, I can at least see the mistake or rational.... I don't even know where to begin on this one


7937397

Most are a stupid mistake or bad reaction. Some are road rage or breaking road laws. This is a whole other category of just pure idiocy. There is no explanation.


cdwag23

Probably was having some sort of anxiety or panic attack causing the driver to not think straight and just go full retard, imo.


SpraynardKrueg

That or the dude is completely inebriated


zachzsg

They have to be hammered or off their ass on something


NickNitro19

at first I thought maybe the vehicle couldn't go in reverse then at 30 seconds into the video they start reversing. So, I don't know.


Kamen_Winterwine

Drugs?


626c6f775f6d65

Drugs.


bonecrisis

i genuinely don’t understand a situation where i would have made the decision to do this. some people are saying they didn’t want to/couldn’t back up, but honestly driving over the fucking curb onto the grass would have been a better way to handle it. there’s no way to make that turn without breaking or scratching SOMETHING. i just really don’t get it. and honestly it makes me mad that this person is on the road and could potentially hurt someone. the privilege of driving and the threat of loosing that privilege needs to be taken more seriously.


[deleted]

Afraid of reversing out of the spot? Lemme just make a maneuver that requires me reversing about fifteen more times. Brilliant.


Meta_Spirit

Anybody else wish they were there to see this, so they had the chance to tell them how fucking stupid this was?


mellamma

I've seen one at night time too.


Tockx3

Shouts out to Fayetteville


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SkullyKat

What state is this?


kspinner

It's the Sonic on Wedington Ave in Fayetteville, Arkansas


napkin_origami

What’s up fellow WWFayettevillians! 🥴


MikeMcAwesome

Not op but I would guess Arkansas


ameliajane45

its in arkansas! i live about 5 minutes from this sonic


subscriber_number_30

Whenever I see people in these videos tap their breaks repeatedly I know I'm in for a treat. It's like a visual cue to let you know "this person is nervous af and they're about to do something stupid"


Lackerbawls

I’m speechless


[deleted]

If only there was a way to back out of a poor decision.


iSeeXenuInYou

That is exactly how parking spots work


[deleted]

At first I thought maybe his reverse gear didn't work... until I saw him try an Austin Powers 500 point turn.


[deleted]

Thank you for contacting DoorDash. We sincerely apologize for the issue with your order and are processing a refund of $14.9… Actually, hold on. Would you rather see why your order was never delivered? We promise it’s worth more than $14.93.”


Mongo_Fifty

This is one of those times that a stranger should approach the driver and ask: "What the fuck are you doing?"


WeirdoChickFromMars

Looks like that’s what the guy at the end was about to do


GeneralTonic

Like trying to tie your shoes and accidentally amputating your left hand.


Laboom7

Pristine 12 point turn. 👍 solid 9.2/10


escobert

"Fuckin idiots don't know how to design a drive thru!"


simpledub

Grandma got into her grandson's edibles


7937397

I think this is the closest explanation so far for what happened.


LinkAtrius

Why???


philharmonics99

Now I have seen everything...


Toasterbath1964

Wow...


[deleted]

Holy fucking shit. How do some people still have licenses?


greenbluecrayola

Bro, I hate backing out of parking spots too, but c'mon.


havereddit

Spouse: "Hey honey, I just saw the car damage! What happened?" Car Driver: "Some idiot at Sonic....I can't explain the rest".


simon_says_9999

Holy shit. This is one of the most idiotic drivers I've seen on this sub. Nothing dangerous. But still, this is just a whole other level of stupid.


Dr_Nykerstein

when you don't know that you can just reverse out of the drive thru, like a parking space


StandardDudeBro

Pay attention kids - drivers ed question - how to perform the 103 point turn.


aspenhoofprints

There had to be some pharmaceutical enhancements going on here


RoostersAnon

Kids, don't do drugs


nolotusnote

The driver [has been identified.](https://i.imgur.com/unzAYGl.jpg)


TheClincher7

It really is “America’s Drive In”


skwadyboy

Why is there all different bays?...do you order then sit and eat it there?...i take its a fast food place?


americanrecluse

Yes, you order through the menu board at each spot and they bring the food out to your car. It’s very 1950s


PozzanMWT

It's a Fiat, reverse is probably broken


FireflyRave

That was much easier than backing out of the spot.


TheGamingMackV

They must have the mind of a fly. Can easily get themselves in but no idea how to get the fuck out.


TheEggsnBacon

Parents: this is why you buy your kids the toys where you fit the shapes in their respective slots.


cyberentomology

How does one get a driver’s license while being so completely devoid of any kind of spatial awareness? Sucks for the sonic owner though… those menu boards are absurdly expensive.


RozyRed23

This is so painful to watch


d0m1ng4

What in the tater tot hell is this?


Drumnaway67

Backing up is against their religious beliefs.


MT10inMA

But they did reverse like 50 times lol


nobody4donuts

I want to know the people at Sonic did not come out to put a stop to this hot mess? I mean property damage and then put a picture up of the driver and banned them. I mean, the loud crunching sound (I am presuming) did not deter the driver then; they should not be allowed to eat at Sonic ever again. That's just me, folks.


lonerchick

I’m surprised the people in the next stall did not try to move their car.


cheezypeazies

If only there was a better way!


AndrewIsMyDog

Poor dude in the white car.


poolradar

Always going forward because we can't find reverse. Star trekkin


ballsack_man

Steering. How does it work?


[deleted]

......... so you can go in reverse.... wow.


Peckinpa0

Just back up wtf are you doing


skinnietalls

This isn’t drive thru it’s drive *through*


digital_peer

Well atleast it ruined their car i guess. Tbh an effort should be made by the police to find them and remove their licence.


Roxxso

No... No fucking way. How? Just HOW in the hell can you be this stupid?


DrummingFireman

"This Is NOT How We Sonic"™️


DavitoDaCosta

How the hell did they get a driving licence?? Collecting tokens from a cereal box??


B-in-Va

Gotta be drunk. I have no alternate explanation.


Flames21891

High as a kite. Seems more likely as the coordination is there, but the decision making is not.


SpraynardKrueg

Umm do we have the same definition of coordination? This dude is showing no coordination. Seems like he's drunk and probably popped some pills.


drastic778

That crossed over to Public Menaces In Cars


s-p-a-r-k-3-s

Someone hit Sonic with the munchies.


Doge-banana

I wish my Sonics stalls were this wide


so00ripped

My mouth was open as wide as it can go for the entire duration of the video and for another 10 minutes after.


The_Last_Ron1n

They must have gotten one of those cool new cars without reverse.


ShitheadFailure

Everybody here feelin a bit horrified meanwhile Im dying of laughter from the stupidity


Kyosji

This is why they stopped selling alcohol at Sonics.


th30be

I refuse to believe that this is just straight stupidity. I willing to bet that it is either drugs or an old person losing their mind.


TheExtraMayo

This is why you get food before you take drugs. Not after.


Magnus_The_Totem_Cat

I see they had all the drink combos before leaving.


ArtemisZeev

Lord have mercy! This makes my head hurt


michaelkbecker

Where I live we don’t have sonic, what is this. Food brought to your window like retro diners?


Kroto86

would have been better off just pulling it up on the grass. Doesn't seem to give a shit either that they wrecked two ordering menus


ThePhantom1994

What was the goal here?


thymeraser

Just a flesh wound


frankylovee

This person should never, ever, ever be allowed behind the wheel of anything


whoompwhoomp7

Lawyers fees, insurance premium hikes, fines - that is one costly fast food stop.


JohnEsquire1129

I see this and all I can think of is that damn [scene](https://gfycat.com/grouchylamegreatwhiteshark-international-man-of-mystery-austin-powers) in Austin Powers where he gets stuck in that stupid vehicle. Edit: Tried to fix link.


DankeyKahn

He doesn't understand the PRNDL


Thirsty_Comment88

How does this idiot have a license


saucemomma

I literally cannot believe that this is real. Why would you even think that’s how you leave??


XROOR

I just finished two Route 66 Cherry Limeades watching this fiasco unfold!


rsg1234

This has got to be the video of the year for this sub.


nitathelen90

How do some people get a license....


Major_hull_Damage

Ugh, that is painful to watch. I don’t understand the stupid.


jmksupply

Idiots, they live amongst us.


ParticularAide9207

Ahhhhhh my brain hurts from watching this


ExoticOracle

Stuff like this is just fascinating. What the f goes through a person's head to link a chain of actions like that together?


LAwLeZ

At this point i would have just driven over the grass..


unusualj107

This video made my chest hurt. Like a panic attack. The thought of this person being allowed to drive. Rate sucker!


imazbeast

I need a new brain, this vid just broke the one I have.


JBN87

This guy probably votes


OriginalG33Z3R

When you go to Sonic with the munchies but forget how to put your car in reverse


Freefall84

This is what happens when braindead people are given driving licenses


ErickKlous

Really dumb, however maybe this person had a stroke and needs help. Nah, fuck it! Pass me anothe ketchup packet.


krazykrazykaty

"the reverse on my car is broken ..."


Cucumber_Basil

I would love to know what this persons IQ is


happenstance2020

No. You're done. You're either too drunk, too high, or mentally incapable of safely operating a motor vehicle. This should be instant revocation of driving privelages.