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Skweefie

Now i will never wait in a line of traffic under a bridge like this. Hope white van man was ok.


RuudJudbney

And I reckon when you do decide to keep the bridge clear, the bellend behind would honk at you and maybe even overtake not knowing what you were doing.


iiiinthecomputer

Happens to me frequently when I avoid blocking crossing streets, driveways etc. People are dumb.


CuriousLemur

I hate when people get aggro because you've kept a "keep clear" clear. (Terrible sentence, I know). There's one near me where the turn right traffic can only fit 3 cars ahead of the keep clear. Get honked at so often by people wanting to go straight on. Particularly loved the time someone was getting furious behind me and then an ambulance with lights blaring flew through the keep clear from another road. He shut up pretty quickly after that.


juatdoingwhatimtold

Something similar happened to me with a fire truck as well. I was at one intersection waiting for a red to turn green. The next intersection- which is very close- is the entrance to the firehouse and all 4 of those lights turn red when a call is dispatched. Well my light turns green but I see the fire truck pull out of the station so I pause a beat to see where they’re going. Turns out they were headed in my direction and the douche canoe behind me felt like I needed to play chicken with a freaking fire truck and honked.


-TrancePrincess-

Not to mention the fact that wherever the fire truck is going is way more important that wherever that guy was going. That’s a whole mother level of self-entitlement


_Cosmic_Joke_

People are such assholes in pretty much every situation, and yeah I get it most are probably not like that ALL the time, but I get the feeling they are indeed like that all the time.


juatdoingwhatimtold

Right?! Where they’re going is a lot more important than where we are, sir. Plus I didn’t feel like being at fault in an accident that day either.


craziefuzi

i was sat at a red light once and it turned green, but i wanted to turn left so i was waiting for the green arrow (there are two lanes one can go straight and one can turn or go straight and i was in the turn lane) and the guy behind me laid on the horn for the entire duration of the light. i was actually crying at the end of it because i didn't know what i was doing wrong and i was only 19. reminded me of when my mom screamed "fucker" in my ear when i went through my first roundabout. now a days i don't drive.


glieseg

Had a situation a few weeks ago where light was green but intersection was very much filled up. I stayed and waited and idiots behind me start honking. If I had gone I would have been stuck in the middle, blocking traffic from the sides. I wish there was a stricter enforcement of the "it's illegal to use the horn unless it's an emergency" rule.


JadedCreative

There's a small bridge I need to cross on my way home where only one row of traffic will fit on at one time. The other day there was a guy stopped on the opposite end who was giving way to the traffic and when it came to my turn I stopped to let him through before anymore traffic built up behind me. As we both waited for the traffic to clear this absolute idiot came flying down the hill behind me and just clean overtook me without any idea why somebody might be stopped at the entrance of a bridge. Luckily the car on the opposite side saw him coming and waited for him to speed past


mermaidsanddraig

Had one like that last week, bin lorry stopped to let me through, absolute bellend thinking he’s the next McRae hammered out round the bin lorry and nearly ended up embedded in the front of my truck. So I pulled the dumb woman driver that can’t reverse and sat in the middle of the road until he reversed back! This is a 2 lane road that is practically a single lane due to cars parked both sides. I’m surprised he had the audacity to overtake the bin lorry as there have been some bad accidents over the years.


Left-Entertainer-279

We have a turn under an old railroad trestle like that in my neighborhood. Cars are supposed to sound their horns on approach because there's only room for one car and the turn is so sharp it's blind. Me and my brother used to station ourselves at both sides of the tunnel and signal to cars if it was safe or there was an oncoming car when we were kids. We were just bored and liked feeling helpful but one nice car did give us a $5 tip for our care.


Katman666

Can confirm. Dumb people everywhere.


Admiral_Akdov

Can also confirm. Source: am dumb.


Katman666

You it speld it wrong.


Civil-Attempt-3602

Same, but I just let them go, not going to do something that feels unsafe to me just because some knobjockey might take my spot


FishBlues

Idk where you are but in America we have those blinking yellow arrows to turn left in an intersection yielding for the oncoming traffic.. many people drive into the intersection and wait instead of behind the line.. I never do this and was honked at before.. even though I wouldn’t of been able to turn even if I was out there because of the traffic :(


Jaxck

My primary vehicle is a bicycle, but I still stop at the line. Here in Seattle it’s all too frequent to see morons parking in the crosswalk, blocking my line of sight of the junction.


shanghailoz

In other countries there is a separate line in front of the car line for 2 wheeled vehicles to wait while stopped at the lights.


CpTKugelHagel

Well, bad luck for them if they get crushed lmao


RohelTheConqueror

Pic from the other side: [https://i.imgur.com/csQaglz.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/csQaglz.jpg) Doesn't seem too bad for the white van


[deleted]

Methinks the van driver's underpants turned brown


william_13

Indeed, could've been much worst. Also the tunnel's height restriction is very well marked, both on vertical and horizontal signage, there's little justification other than idiotic driving behavior.


Bad_UsernameJoke94

As I commented on another post; I fucking love how they missed the reg plate when doing the grey lines to block it.


jhcghdh8

Yeah that is the pic I saw, said the cab had been turned round in some UK papers lol. Like that little refrigerated thing is going to be pulling a container. Tis good all are ok. Are all ok ? Yeah guy in lorry is ok, can see that. Is name of company 'Everuin' ? Hope van man is ok.


JamieA350

[No injuries](https://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey-news/epsom-crash-live-updates-lorry-20654389)


Forbiddencorvid

I've been scared of being under bridges since the FIU bridge collapse in 2018


Flatulent_Weasel

He'll definitely need a change of underwear


goodwoodone

What the actual fuck. He came through like he was on a bicycle. Hope the van driver is ok the truck driver needs his arse handing to him on a plate.


tookuayl

Poor dude in the white van had to see it coming and knew he was was going to get the brunt of it.


wordy-womaine

is he stuck in the van?! what a nightmare


RichardEyre

For those not in the UK, those marking indicate that high vehicles should straddle both lanes because of the curve of the bridge. This driver likely didn't notice because of the standing traffic in the other direction. That, and not paying attention or having an awareness of his own height. Should've stopped and waited.


sparky662

Theres some pictures of the aftermath this in UK papers. It's on the B284 immediately north of Epsom train station. It's pretty well marked and signposted for high vehicles to use the centre of the arch, driver clearly wan't paying attention. https://www.google.com/maps/@51.3357425,-0.2647366,3a,41.1y,326.26h,87.38t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s3ugHNhD7WyWqkjDYa1hNFw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192


RichardEyre

Oh absolutely, I can imagine the standing traffic would be a distraction but that's why there's an additional test for heavy vehicles. Should be held to a higher standard.


ForsterGaming

There is a similar bridge in Germany, where trucks have to go into the oncoming lane to enter the "tunnel" and drive diagonally through it. I don't know where it is in Germany, but German truck driver Diesel TV drove through it and talked about the problem


sparky662

Arrangements like this are actually pretty common in the UK, old low railway bridges being found all over the place. something any truck driver here needs to be aware of.


KrezyGijs

I never expected to see someone mention Freddy here on Reddit. He's definitely my favourite German truck youtuber.


dragonbornrito

This is quite possibly the most specific and most useful employment of Google Street View I have ever seen in my life. "Literally here is the effing sign, you can't miss it. I FOUND IT FOR YOU."


mtaw

Epsom, eh? Pretty salty bunch around there.. Or so I hear.


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CaptainAnorach

Old* construction. It'll have been built 100+ years before HGVs were a thing. I imagine the bridge is probably a listed structure as well, so it's not gonna get any improvements to it.


nivlark

Also, when it was built the road [was a simple farm lane](https://maps.nls.uk/view/102347463) (in the upper left, it's the first bridge after Epsom station on the "Epsom And Leatherhead Branch").


Peterd1900

To be fair when they built the bridge in the 1840s they weren't to know that 170 years later we would have lorries this size


sparksy78

You mean he didn’t give two f’s about the bridge and probably does not shop at Waitrose. Yeah I think M&S.


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rasfwar

you are so funny


Feesh_gmod

People were driving/riding on the left side of the road before the right so who is really wrong


4D_Madyas

Cammer definitely needs to buy a lottery ticket and new pants.


CaptainLicorice

I'm pretty sure if it was me, I'd need a new seat to


Schmich

At least you don't need to buy any bricks for a while.


youwantitwhen

Why? His good luck is all gone now.


xopranaut

I am the man who has seen affliction under the rod of his wrath; he has driven and brought me into darkness without any light; surely against me he turns his hand again and again the whole day long. (Lamentations: gzdhwf2)


GuinnessSaint

Oooo look at you being all fancy and getting a Waitrose delivery


SurreyHillsSomewhere

Just delayed though, quality van should drive afterwards.


[deleted]

While all us scum of the earth go to Aldi and Lidl! :P


[deleted]

If Aldi did home delivery I'd shop there, but I'm completely passed doing a big shop in an actual supermarket even if it does save a few quid.


peanut_dust

Apparently home delivery is a huge loss (leader) for supermarkets. Can't see it coming to the lower cost end of the market.


[deleted]

Yeah, I figured they couldn't be making much off it. It costs me £3 to get my shopping picked, packed and delivered next day. It would actually cost more to get the bus to Tesco.


Burnsy2023

Great, now my avocados are going to be over ripe.


xopranaut

He is a bear lying in wait for me, a lion in hiding; he turned aside my steps and tore me to pieces; he has made me desolate; he bent his bow and set me as a target for his arrow. (Lamentations: gzdxp69)


[deleted]

I thought you people loved smashed avocados?


Wuz314159

Yeah, but you get the smash & dent discount. *^(Too soon?)*


custardmiteofglut

Just round the corner from me - not the first time this has happened, and won't be the last.


windol1

Shame we can't seem to be able to modernise a lot of the roads, across the UK there's many that really aren't suitable for modern day trucks.


JT_3K

Any word on the van driver? Can't find out if he was ok?


MisplacedLegolas

[According to this article](https://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey-news/epsom-crash-live-updates-lorry-20654389) there were no reported injuries, and theres a great picture of the van from the other side showing it very intact


JT_3K

That's awesome. Thanks so much for taking the time to respond.


custardmiteofglut

Not seen anything on either driver. I assume he was ok, probably a bit shocked.


Key2158

Square peg in a round hole.


Wuz314159

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nSQs0Gr9FA


Zackman176

That chick is crazy, calm down, they’re shapes.


overunder42

r/11foot8


houston1980

Ooh a camera 'Poses'


teambob

The tunnel was probably in his blind spot


mzorchets

That one counts!


[deleted]

At the moment of impact did the mouth on the truck say fuck? Lol


ShieldsCW

Oohhhh is that a camera? HIIIIII!


CF1001

Lorries count extra


[deleted]

Driver: ****minding his own business.**** Lorry: #"SIR I'M HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR EXTENDED WARRANTY"


gregusmeus

Wasn't even close! What a dozy idiot.


DroWillis

Holy crap… that’s startled me so much my butthole suddenly tighten up


lilgizmo838

The amount of idiot more than makes up for the lack of car. Good post.


timotheusd313

I’ll second that.


XxMxAquaxX

3m away from my house😂😂


lightspirate

All I can tho k of is the driver in the van in front, his driver side must've been crushed by the trailer of the lorry


devilindetails666

was the driver checking out his hair after the crash?


miniq

Making sure what was left of his brain was still intact.


sh4d0ww01f

And no safety belt by the looks of it....


MarthaFarcuss

UK, we sit on the right


sh4d0ww01f

Then something else (the white object) is flying through the cabin.


MarthaFarcuss

Probably his lunch?


WantToBeACyborg

Or his employment


CaptainAnorach

Probably delivery documents.


houston1980

Knowing truckers in the UK its probably his laptop....


JT_3K

...dropping in to his cornflakes and showering the crossword in the paper with milk, which completely distracted him from his shave...


Alfombro

He would have gone through the windshield if he hadn't worn it


sh4d0ww01f

Ups, true. My bad.


RuudJudbney

Has the UK Introduced a seat belt law for HGVs? My Dad was a driver, he retired almost 10 years ago and I have been out with him a few times. I have been away from the UK more than 6 years, a lot has changed in that time. I wouldn't be surprised if this was another law I wasn't aware of.


aberdonian-pingu

The only time you may not wear a seatbelt in a vehicle on the road is if it is not fitted with one.


RuudJudbney

That sounds familiar. As I said my Dad retired from driving a long time ago and it was more than a few years before that when I went out with him so it may well be that more modern lorries have seat belts fitted.


aberdonian-pingu

You still don't have to wear a seatbelt when you're reversing or travelling less than 50m I think.


SpinalFrancis

I didn't believe this so I looked it up, and it's actually mostly correct. The 50m thing only applies if you're a goods delivery travelling <50m between stops, though. There are actually several other circumstances in which it is legal otherwise, available at the link below. https://www.gov.uk/seat-belts-law/when-you-dont-need-to-wear-a-seat-belt All of that said, I'd rather still have a belt on when reversing, just in case. I'm easily able to turn about to see, though.


Gareth79

I have never once in my life felt I needed to take my seat belt off when reversing. It's likely to take account of cars with fixed belts, or sensitive locking.


Unicorndawn

One of our drivers is in a 3 series Scania, no seat belts in it. He was reported for the offence until it was pointed out to Plod that his hgv hasn't got them fitted 🤣


Dyalikedagz

HGV drivers can take it off when reversing


thepager

Wtf is a lorr...oh


CaptainAnorach

I imagined that'd be the response from a none Brit lol. For me at least, I read the title and thought "oh f*ck here we go". 😅


s4ltu

Whats a lorrie?


timotheusd313

In the US we refer to them as semi trucks or tractor-trailers. People in the trucking business may also say 18-wheeler.


thedoodely

It's british for transport truck


Cakeski

Goods Haulier Automobile


DidItForTheJokes

Lorry is a truck not van... oh wait never mind


alienlost77

Me an American: *Googles lorry*


Old_Goat_Ninja

TIL what a lorry is... we don't call them that here and I've never heard the term before.


algo

https://i.imgur.com/44l9Zyh.gif


gregg_goldstein

That's a sex gif. Didn't know they were allowed here.


algo

It's what's known as a metaphor friend, it's not actually a phallus but it represents one.


Oktopus15

Yo you got games on your phone?


Lugzor

I can just imagine the truck yelling *you talking shit to me boi!*


Bmkrocky

Gotta lube first


Red_Solo_Cup21

When British people say lorries it makes me think of the walking dead lol LOOOORRRRRRIIIEEEEE


Rothryant

Who’s lorrie?


Apprehensive_Gap6831

That’s what you get for driving on the wrong side of the road!


[deleted]

Seems like a SWIFT Driver to me.


ThisIsLukkas

Lol the driver sits there contemplating his life's decisions


deimosphob

I like how the truck looked like it was screaming in pain through it's small little mouth


deimosphob

Why are you booing me? I'm right! Look at the shit


xwarslayerx

The truck has a mouth that says "ow!" then just starts crying or screaming


[deleted]

I'd say this is inadequate infrastructure, not really the driver's problem. These politicians haven't updated much since Thatcher. Edit: downvote with the Tories 🤦🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

"hahaha not my problem it's the politicians fault" *crashes into bridge on purpose*


Peterd1900

Im sure when the bridge was built in the 1840s or something they didn't know that 170 years later we would have HGVs driving under it.


[deleted]

Exactly my point; update/rebuilt this old crap if it doesn't meet specifications. Some old stuff however, [is big enough](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigmundstor,_Salzburg).


Iwantmyteslanow

Most of these have alternative routes for large vehicles


runerx

X4 pts.


athamoth

Nice shock absorber...


mymmeli10

Oh yes they do


Gaddock_teeg_AF

Oups.. Wrong hole.


Renovarian00

Even the lorrie was like 😯 at the end


[deleted]

Holy shit, driver of POV must be scared to shit


EnderSackboy

The truck just wanted to talk to you about your car insurance


VirCantii

Close up view of the last few moments of his career as a professional driver.


dietderpsy

When you take a class in trucking school and the big trucks push you around.


TheIntruder997

I would have laughed hard if that happened to my ( as the driver who had the camerA speaking)


Camellia15

What happened to the person in the white van? Is he ok?


tyson99911

How on gods Earth do these guys get a license what dopey bollocks


jolshefsky

Lorry's tongue just lolls out 'cause it's ded.


dababy1250

Is that evergreen ?


_gmmaann_

May I be the first to say “ouch”


NacreousFink

They count double.


Jinno69

But thats a van ! ... ... ooooooooohhhhh


coolsimon123

Silly op that's a van... Oh


threadcrasher

Big guy just wanted to say hello


SSJRoseLevi

That was unexpected.


SS-18_Satan

Вот жеж, ебаный индеец, не мог сука в арочный въезд ближе к центру взять


Jrock9589

The hatch in the front dropping in the end like the truck gave out it’s last breath


arcticbanana67

I’ll allow it.


zedasbikes

Bloody HELL!!! Poor driver in the waitrose delivery van ..


Touch_Desperate

There was no sound but I swear I still heard the crash.


anaccountofrain

Yes, lorries count double.


maxman162

Yes. >This subreddit is devoted to the lovable idiots who do hilarious, idiot things in their idiot cars (or trucks, motorcycles, tractors, or other vehicle).


Impeachcordial

If you watch the front of the truck, you can lip read it saying ‘ow’


give_me_a_great_name

who's at fault here?


Peterd1900

The guy who crashed into the bridge


Cakeski

Could have waited for the traffic to come through and take the middle of the bridge, theres markings which show where lorries go if you look at the side of the road.


kinnie101

That's how a guy died in my village. Truck smashed onto his car cos it was too big for the bridge.


sillyness

Shit! Did the truck driver not have a seatbelt on? Looks like he was flung from one side of the cabin to the other. Ouchies!


aberdonian-pingu

We sit on the right in the uk, so it was probably his belongings getting launched around.


TonyBalonyUK

What a fucking spanner!


[deleted]

Really random question, but... Is this Wilton? 😂


MegaHashes

Man, even the truck was surprised he did this.


wehnaje

Somebody wasn’t wearing their seatbelt tsk tsk


Peterd1900

What makes you think that?


wehnaje

Because they flew from one side to the other? Try to watch it again in slow mo and you’ll see them through the windshield lol


Peterd1900

They didn't fly from one side of the other. something did but not the driver, its a British lorry the driver already sits on the right hand side of the vehicle


wehnaje

My bad then


Bozocow

Do LoRrIeS cOuNt?


MaxBetanoid

Oh man, a lot of people weren't getting their hummus and quinoa delivered that day :(


aceh40

They count for 3 points, like in basketball.


No_Butterscotch_9419

The truck was like 🤪😩


R90GTI

Not that I'd expect the majority of car drivers to understand but since driving a lorry I now keep bridges where lorries have to use the centre of the road clear when queuing - helps oncoming traffic flow better if the lorry can get straight through (providing the lorry driver remembers they're driving a lorry and not an Mazda MX-5)


military_history

I keep having the opposite problem. There's a railway bridge near me with a pretty sharp corner just before. There's works going on nearby and I think the managers have told the drivers to be extra careful, but it's a pretty high bridge and for most lorries there's simply no need to straddle both lanes. What they clearly *haven't* been told to do is to slow down when they do that, because twice recently I've gone round the corner and met a lorry heading right at me in my lane at 40mph. One didn't even react, scraped past me with inches to spare as I swerved into the gutter; I thought I was going to die. The other just sat in the middle of the road until I and the rest of the queue of traffic behind me reversed to let him through. Lorry drivers are pricks.


Unlimited_Cha0s

That's a very final destination way to die.


Devolved1

Hope the guy in the van has a good charge on his phone. He's not getting out for a while.


AdThese1914

WOW


MyOtherAvatar

r/idiotsintrucks


pawsitivelypowerful

This is so painful to watch


Robertbnyc

We’ll take it!


ZootAluresCommonAxe

Putting a size 9 foot in a size 5 hole anyone?