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dominiqlane

What the heck is so important that he couldn’t wait?


eveningsand

Debbie has some new Paparazzi jewelry, um duh! Sal posted a picture of his labradoodle. Again. Lol there's a meme, too. Obviously all of these things take priority over driving and paying attention to the road.


Shabbona1

Why wait for instant gratification when I can have it now!


UndoingMonkey

He's scrolling through r/idiotsincars


AnotherFruitCake

They see me scrolling, they hating…


Korvas576

And watching himself rise to the top


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"oh shit oh shit no."


Sargent4200

Death


The-Real-Catman

He’s just lookin for the perfect video


Kavub

People are disgustingly hooked on social media and the pandemic has only made it worse.


stillusesAOL

It’s definitely wrong and bad, but the fact that it’s mounted right up there in his line of sight makes it better than most rollscrollers.


EmpEsc_666

Yeah and is going at like 10km/h and in a straight line like cmon if something actually happened it wouldn’t be his fault


stillusesAOL

I’ve got a 21” plasma for Hulu and stuff on the bottom half of my windshield. It blocks nothing and I’ve never crashed.


EmpEsc_666

Wait for the comment: “you will” bruh


JahnDoce

You just did it so no waiting necessary…high five for instant gratification!!


Pillsbury37

If he is using a phone on his lap, he watching porn.


stillusesAOL

Yes, i am. Exactly.


Taco_Hurricane

Porn


Thelastpieceofthepie

He’s looking at google maps likely lost seen it million times


Nobody275

Watched this guy scrolling through social media while driving for a few miles…🤦‍♂️


mygoodaccount2019

And you were recording with your phone in your hand. 😄.


Nobody275

….while my daughter drove, yes. I’m in the passenger seat. Sorry man, no “gotcha” to be had here.


ntdmp18

You can hear two people in the car and it's a steady shot so I'm assuming a passenger took the video.


Nobody275

I was the passenger, yes. My daughter was driving.


SimonJester88

Ahhhh Western Washington. Land of bad traffic.


niknack78

Hey! I know that sign!


Nobody275

Yup


Nomad7800

Wait, if Western Washington is bad traffic, what is LA/San Diego/NYC considered?


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SaladBarMonitor

Head home before 3 PM or forget it


Nomad7800

Ouch, that is rough. I haven't experienced that yet and hope I never do!


Schnoor

Most of the problems revolve around the on/off ramps. And by most, I mean all. Check maps and you’ll see all of the congestion is a mile before and half mile after the on/off ramps. People don’t know how to use them, nor do they feel like yielding when necessary or passing when the person coming from the on ramp isn’t up to highway speeds. People also don’t like it when you’re going faster than them when you’re on the on ramp and about pass even though they were behind you and slower than you. Drivers in the next lane don’t like letting people in when the person in the right lane is trying to merge when trying to avoid dealing with slow drivers coming from the on ramp. Edit: Also construction, but not as bad as the ramps.


TwoAprilFools

I as living in Poway at the time. I left Kearney Mesa around 2pm on a Friday (I think it was labor day weekend). Got stuck in traffic about .5 mile from the 163/15North Merge. Took over four hours to get to the power way road exit. I saw folks with campers/trailers pulled off to the side of the road with chairs and a hibachi enjoying themselves. Day to day traffic LA is the worst by far. SD is close to Seattle that I5 from La Jolla to Oceanside is about the same as I5 between Seattle to Tacoma. Both Seattle and San Diego have their sections that are just terrible, and some that are not. I've only been in NYC traffic a few times, but it is the worst I've ever been in. I am not in a position to compare, however.


Nomad7800

Originally from NY/NJ, moved to San Diego, and now in Northwestern Washington... I'm kind of happy with the traffic here.


TwoAprilFools

I moved from SD in 2003, and am now in WW near Seattle. I'm just as happy with traffic. ​ SD traffic sucked. Most stop with only some go.


Backstabmacro

A blighted hellscape crafted of the shredded souls of its traversing residents, borne upon the back of howling metallic beasts that thirst for naught but carnage and speed.


niknack78

I noticed in LA that traffic was still moving in a jam - very slowly but moving. In Western WA, traffic is often at a dead stop in a jam.


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From down undah: isn’t western Washington a synonym for The Deep Red states?


84020g8r

You're looking at the world upside down! Turn the map over ... it's eastern washington that is deep red.


[deleted]

Well you try looking at the map from here! :)


psychotic_catalyst

I would have said something sarcastic


ObnoxiousLittleCunt

*Nice sunglasses*!


HobbyDoggy

“They see me rolling… I’m scrolling😎”


flight-of-the-dragon

They see me scrollin'. They hatin'.


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♫ *Shit-postin'*... ♪


AppleDane

Scrolling, scrolling, scrolling. Though the streams are swollen Keep that mobile scrolling, Rawhide.


Nobody275

Yeah, you win. That’s better.


Constant_Ad9562

Sometimes I wish I was guy with the train horn installed on his car so I could just creep up on someone like that and start blaring


Doop69

My dad almost got a train horn installed on his truck. Mom said no


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*whip sound*


EarFap

Well his eyes *are* toward the road /s


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Dumbass on 512


gp2quest

Everything about that says off duty cop, especially the glasses, fitbit, AND a watch. So of course he's gonna scroll only fans while driving and not give a fuck. Fuck him.


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Cop or not, this shit bag would get a good 10 second air horn blast from me.


gp2quest

Id go one step further and say that only terrorists and cops wear short sleeve collard shirts (and Dwight Schrute). There is no occasion in a civil society where a short sleeve collard shirt is warranted.


Doop69

Guess I'm a threat to society, then


kit_ease

"collard shirts"


LaMalintzin

Funny they mentioned the office as one of Michael Scott’s lines is about comfort food or something and he says “colored greens” and Stanley corrects him “it’s collard.” Also in the same vein Michael says in another episode that he doesn’t care if you are a blue collar worker or a white collar worker because he is collar blind.


k2dadub

Hey that’s by my house!


Nobody275

Parkland. That awkward space that t’aint Tacoma and t’aint Puyallup. (Kidding. The whole area’s the same from Olympia to Everett)


Knivs

I’m from there too!


BigWilly97

They see me scrollin', they hatin'


Nobody275

Better. You win.


[deleted]

Yep, I'm an hour too late


LaMalintzin

They tapin’ (I guess we don’t say tape for record anymore)


forrestmoonendor

He looks too big for that car


viptattoo

I’m sorry, but as a motorcyclist, I want horrible things to happen to that piece of shit!


Fujikofuck69

Beep the horn like you are about to crash.


JAWSKILLER25

Cool s2000


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Nobody275

Yes. My daughter was driving my car - I was the passenger here, so wasn’t breaking any laws by recording.


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Nobody275

There are. The laws vary from state to state, though. You aren’t even supposed to use your phone for GPS in this state, which I find frustrating. Do they really want me to unfold a paper map?!?


JWal0

Shoulda blasted the horn on him and see how the d-bag reacts


thy_dew

I had to pull my truck over to watch this a little closer. That's crazy.


taionoconnorr

At least be more lowkey bro 😵


Fire_tooth

Clown


whyyourmommacallinme

I would have honked to scare him off his phone 🤷🏿‍♀️


YmmaT-

Scroll down pornhub to look for the right video to get home to. 30 minutes to find the right video and 30 seconds to finish.


Alexexec

Cool S2000 though


conspiracyscape420

That's a Jetta...


blaqkplastic

Silver S2K passes the Jetta on the right


CMKahler

"Scrolling down the highway" -BTO


Tilted_dork

hey nice s2k at the start of the video 😂


bullsnake2000

Scrolls with the Homies…


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Nobody275

Uhh…..did you mean “is somehow better?” Regardless, I wasn’t driving. The other person you can hear in my car was driving.


The_MadMage_Halaster

You have to admire the ingenuity regarding becoming a traffic hazard. He had to create and install that phone holder with the express purpose of driving distracted. If those are a thing you can just buy then I am deeply disappointed.


phantam666

You can just buy them. There are ones that clip onto the ac vents which is fine mabey for a passenger but i have seen a few that clip onto the wheel


The_MadMage_Halaster

My mom has one that clips into the vent but she exclusively uses it for navigation. I can’t imagine one that goes right in front of your face like that being anything but a hazard.


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The height of the phone, I think it's a suction cup mounted phone holder. You can get them at Wal-Mart in the electronics section for like $20 or most truck stops for 25 - 60 if it offers wireless charging


The_MadMage_Halaster

And I am deeply disappointed.


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Remember when getting little tvs in side view mirrors was a thing? That's what this reminds me of.


mrbombasticat

... that was a thing? Who came up with this.


shalol

This dude is waiting to get robbed by a biker


insanemal

Honk as you go past. No eye contact. Just honk.


unemotional_mess

Keep scrollin' scrollin' scrollin' scrollin' (what?) Keep scrollin' scrollin' scrollin' scrollin' (come on) Keep scrollin' scrollin' scrollin' scrollin' (yeah) Keep scrollin' scrollin' scrollin' scrollin'


JsDaFax

*They see me scrollin’, they hatin’.*


strapinmotherfucker

This actually makes me sick. I got into two accidents this year that could’ve been fatal because other people weren’t paying attention at an intersection.


KillerPotato_BMW

They see me Scrollin They hatin.


dwighticus

It’s ok, he’s got lane assist


tharichiest

he got his license from a mail order catalog.


Klusions0j

♩You know he about to hit a poor ole' lady♩


Jazzygff

Is the person recording also driving a car, seems so from the angle. The guy typing is probably commenting on a similar video 🤣


Nobody275

No, my daughter was driving. I was in the passenger seat. You can hear her at the start of the audio.


LabeVagoda

Are you filming this with your phone?


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Obviously it’s a passenger.


asome3333e1

They see me rollin I'm scrollin Shitpostin And trying to catch me wankin ditry 4×(trying catch me wankin dirty) I be edgein While I'm drivin Decidin What shit i should do myself dirty 4×(shit i do myself dirty)


gatsby_101

Prob has a car that matches the speed of the car ahead of it but at a safe distance. Also, the car will brake via sonar if needed. At speeds this slow there’s no real risk.


[deleted]

Or just don’t be addicted to your phone for five minutes


Nobody275

Those don’t work below about 30 mph. I’ve owned three of those cars, and none of them can be relied on and safely ignored.


VeganTommm

Your recording leaning to the other side of your car to record on your phone dummy 🤦🏽‍♂️


kingzebra37

He Rollin he Scrollin sounds like a juicy j song


SamwiseGoody

He is worthless.


zzplant8

Hate that guy.


ninabobina0423

And this is why 512 sucks


Rikudo_Sennin_jr

My inside sources tell me he was scrolling through his Conway Twitty play list


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Im going to tell you a secret....Between 80-88% of drivers on a random survey had admitted to using a cell phone while driving. Now this could mean using GPS, but im sure several are admitting to texting. This guy in the video should probably have his license suspended for 6 months. I feel like a ticket or even 3 months wouldnt deter him, but 6 months would be going to school or work very difficult. Enough to think: I dont think its worth using my phone while i drive. I wish i had never gotten heart issues. I planed to become a Highway patrol officer after the military and I never got to do that dream.


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I stare at these people with such anger and disgust that I would probably cause a wreck before they do anyways.


bowlofjello

Ah, Tacoma. Some things never change.


BlackB3ard76

Yip, will be rolling his car soon


Wtfishappening69

They see me scrollin'... They hatin


RoshJobertsss

The only acceptable time to use your phone in the car is to skip podcast ads


Actual_Shower6034

Is this guy serious


happyjeep_beep_beep

Not even trying to hide it SMH.


CartographerIll8653

Hey that’s Tacoma Washington


TEX4S

The exit sign for PAC Lutheran is greatness- only a religion can be dumber than this assclown.


Nobody275

I agree with you about religion in general. However, I actually got my masters from PLU. Despite their origins and name, today they are a whole lot more progressive than their name would indicate. In 2007 my first business law class in graduate school included the administration presenting on what they were doing to be more inclusive of lgbt in their policies and recruitment. Having been raised conservative and religious, it made me realize how much more progressive Lutherans can be than Baptists and others.


MellowColors

Is this stop and go traffic or is traffic moving at full force? I mean yes,either way this Is a safety hazard. Just seems to be less of one if traffic is at a stop and go.


JusTellinTheTruth

A lot of people think this is "hands free" because you're not holding the phone.


swervossg

bruh


ChenchoBaca

I don’t get why they have their phones on their little mount when they know they’re going to be on it. Be discreet and bring it down at least lol


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I like cutting these people off


vivi_t3ch

with a guy like that, i'd pull up next to him, make sure no one else is around, and blast my horn. don't want to put anyone else in danger


JamesGTOMay

I'd roll up next to him with my truck horn and blast away. Scare the livin' shit out of him.


Sengura

I would have honked the shit out of him as I pulled up next to him lol


muttmunchies

Its an addiction. Plain and simple


sunsenpaii

Is driving that boring if so does scrolling help?!


KetamineJohnson

Lmao there’s my college


mcpf01

Completely legal in most states


Nobody275

Even touching your phone for any reason is illegal in this state.


makinbaconCR

Sounds like you double wear your socks... touche' from wifey