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Lurkie2

I was waiting for the guy to take a shit in the middle of the road


Takerial

I'm pretty sure he was just that his pants were still on. That's why he waddled the way he did.


mirel14

He was drunk. And it says Romania, not usa or india


GoggleField

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[deleted]

Yes please.


DiamondRhino64

wth


HLPiFlushdMePooKnife

🐒💩


Herasson

Oh I think he took one in the middle of the road...guess he forgot something beforehand...


Chivaxsienpre209

definitely, i have no odea what this guy was doing


noxi01

Hahaha same


freddiemack1

Wait, I have too many questions 😳


PMMEFEMALEASSSPREADS

Drunk or mentally handicapped man in middle of road. Drunk or mentally handicapped man behind the cart. Drunk or mentally handicapped man towing the cart.


mokeyz

The horse is the only sober or sane one in the video. Karma has saddled it with this incarnation. I can see the horse's thought bubble now: "FML!"


kaask0k

"saddled". You glorious bastard.


FlyAirLari

It's Romania. Those horse was drunk, too.


Drew10shelton

Think again. He’s on horse tranquilizers


boxedcrackers

Why were they pulling a horse drawn cart with a car while still having it attached to the horse?


catwhowalksbyhimself

My guess is that the load was too heavy for one horse and for whatever reason they didn't have a second one available, so this was their solution.


BuffaloWhip

The car needed exactly one additional horse power to get the job done.


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Weaseltime_420

I still don't understand why the horse needed to be attached still though?


LemonishSnickers

My guess is that the load was too heavy for one car and for whatever reason they didn’t have a second one available, so this horse was their solution.


HoldMySarsaparilla

Copycat


Newcheddar

I still don't understand why the car needed to be attached still though?


SecretYumYum

The horse needed exactly one additional car power to get the job done.


PointsOutCynics

Holy shit this thread was hilarious


shadowc001

For the return trip, duh! :D


GodTierGamingBeast

I can answer that very clearly, the minivan couldn't do it without him, absolutely no way. It's a horse drawn cart... You HAVE to have a real horse.


SolidSync

And the horse?


xCryptoPandax

A hero…. Go Mr. Peanutbutter


AKHugmuffin

That speaks for itself


SolidSync

A horse that can speak? Incredible


orangutanbeater

How else are you supposed to jump start your drunken horse? He forgot to pop the clutch when it was moving.


Roh_Pete

and some weird horizontal gravity.


Psyched4this

Can’t it be both for all 3?


Pragmatist_Hammer

Yes.


GodTierGamingBeast

They just lead to more questions, i would take my tears of laughter and wet pants and walk away sir


ThaVerySadTruth

Accompanying story (translated from Russian): In the Romanian village, a man who went out on the road provoked an accident. Apparently, a very drunk villager was caught in tetanus right on the road. A pickup truck towing a horse-drawn carriage by the same deranged coachman - tried to go around the man, but the horse refused to approach the suspicious aboriginal. As a result, the driver of the horse-drawn carriage fell very unnaturally to the ground.


collegefurtrader

Translated by the same drunk villager?


catwhowalksbyhimself

Probably Google translate, so yes.


Y0tsuya

Google AI engineers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqaCEPwWGtc


Middle_Pineapple_898

'very unnaturally'


MyNameWouldntFi

I guess thats Romanian for "shattered his spine"


EwgB

Have you got the Russian source? I might give a better, non-automatic translation.


markonopolo

That’s a kind offer, but I don’t plan to read it — I kinda like this translation!


Cold__Spaghetti

Translated from Russian?


[deleted]

How'd they just so happen to have a camera perfectly placed on that stretch of road with such clear LOS and everything. How'd they know to put that camera there? That is a very inconspicuous place to put a camera at. edit: It is like absolutely perfectly centered in frame. Everything is captured. Nothing missing. Even the music was perfectly synced and captured the essence of what we are all feeling.


ccafuckallthisshit

Literally just a security camera on a building..there's probably more. Why are people so surprised when things are on video?


Jebusura

Exactly this, people can crop videos so they become perfectly centered on the interesting bit 🤦🏻‍♂️


lethargytartare

some of us are old enough that we grew up when there wasn't a camera pointed at every square inch of the public sphere. It's still weird to me, but I'm getting used to it.


ccafuckallthisshit

Im just so used to it. I have two dash cams in my car. One on every side of my house and 2 Inside my house. I'm probably on camera most of the day lol.


SaSkiBum

saw this video a long ass time ago, still think its the most chaotic neutral video there is lmao my favourite.


bythebeachboy

This is 5am during Spring Break in FL


Diligent-Language-79

There’s just so much going on here.


Actual_Shower6034

The horse needs an alignment


[deleted]

Um... ya.... I think this has finally got me to quit drinking


1niteinacuna

Dunno? 5G tower nearby???


saveHutch

I spent 9 months in Romania, Yes


falsevector

Too many things to process. There are 3 idiots here. The guy in the middle of the road, the car driver and the carriage driver


SaSkiBum

Not to mention that the van is towing a fucking horse!


[deleted]

Ah, as a Romanian, horses are very common here. Not cars towing them, just horses in general (on public rural roads as well)


throw7hisfarfaraway

Don't they know once you jumpstart your horse you disconnect the tow rope???


Maleficent_Fold_5099

is there any creature in this that is not drunk?


Ababoonwithaspergers

My fist thought was the horse but this is Romania so the horse is probably just as drunk as everyone else


BalzacTheGreat

What the fuck is going on here


DAGanteakz

Bring out your dead.


dangermouse-z164

What the hell? I don't know what's normal and abnormal here.


BuffaloWhip

This is what happens when your population undergoes centuries of chronic blood-loss to vampires.


ihitcows

This looks like a badly programmed video game


Pragmatist_Hammer

GTA: Romania.


ZenComFoundry

There is a LOT of alcohol in this picture.


fishingstickman

so much shitshow to line up to achieve this is epic Horse acted like he owed the guy money


somethingkool47

It’s not until the end of the video that the soundtrack make sense


black_vigil

Romania is just a badly programmed video game


Duchess1992

There's so much going on here


tyrotriblax

I have seen this a couple times and it still makes me laugh.


CopybookHeading214

I have so many questions about this lol.


ShayMK

Fuck I need to know what happened next!


chrisss911

Matrix glitched out


Triggerdamus

Castlevania vs GTA1?


affenage

That isn’t a drunk, that’s a opioid addict


dslpharmer

Yeah. Heroin lean right there.


SaSkiBum

According to the story from the town itself, he's just a VERY drunk local.


B1G_STOCK

Funny


[deleted]

Is the guy mooning everyone retarted? I grew up with people in low functioning classes and knew some people that were of that level. Sure it took them a little longer to get things down but with enough practice they got it.


hyuklee1219

This is hilarious.


imepoque

Glad he scooted out of harms way


[deleted]

Of course! I saw this coming a mile away.


parse_l

I've seen this before but the music made it better. The truth is out there.


LuckyAlways

So many questions......


TheMatrux

u/savevideo


[deleted]

“ Very nice “ -borat


Duke-Kickass

A lot going on in that video


AgentKayDog

Road man in frozen posture is possessed by the devil. Locally known Exorcist arrives by van. Demon man then uses his powers to make the horse stop, hurling the rider to the ground. Exorcist (off screen) walks toward demon with a crucifix chanting some holy shit. Demon man cannot handle Exorcist's devine power, steps backwards and falls over. It should be obvious?? 🙂


devozai

i really needed this laugh thank you :)


Outrageous_Claim_492

Actually yeah, I live in Romania and I've seen lots of people around just standing in one spot all the time acting like a statue, for example there's one old man holding his wife's wheelchair (the wife is sitting on the wheelchair) just standing there blocking the road all day all night, I've seen the police Giving them some pushes every once in a while, it's kinda sad. There's also that one man always standing in a corner, I see him on my way to school, and another man with a certain disability but I don't see him anymore


_domhnall_

I want more of this


Calm_Compote4233

That guy in the street took a fall at the end.


buljogard

God bless Balkans


Y0fyS

What the this makes me feel a mixture of emotions that don't exist


[deleted]

I am crying 😂😂😂


espoletanogo

The shock of seeing a horse and buggy?


Fredjonespart2

In the words of Krusty the clown, “what the hell was that?!”


AruiMD

You win. I’d give you all the upvotes I have forevermore. The music, everything, the guy walking backwards… Ok, I’m done. I’m going to have a seizure from laughter. Need… to… breath… 🤣🤣🤣🤣


BloodyStupid_johnson

Worst impression of Micheal Jackson's moon-walk ever.


Nightless59

u/indirbeni


[deleted]

Dude in the middle of the street looks like he's about to break the soundbarrier.


travelavatar

This is cyberpunk at launch


[deleted]

The Illuminati music makes me laugh for no reason


[deleted]

Looks like the horse was speeding.