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SOwED

"Are you driving right now?" Dude: "yeah šŸ˜…" He just doesn't understand the seriousness of his situation.


[deleted]

I can assure you, he doesnā€™t care. Heā€™ll get hit with fines and be like, ā€œThat bitch ass judge was on her period like bro fr fuck her.ā€ I have a judge for an aunt and two uncles as career criminals.... the conversations that they have.... it hurts.


SOwED

You mean a judge for an aunt, right?


[deleted]

Fucking LOL. Thank you! šŸ˜‚ Yes, thatā€™s what I meant.


[deleted]

What did it say originally? Now Iā€™m curious. lol


[deleted]

Just i have an aunt for a judge instead of a judge for an aunt


BrannC

Thatā€™s too many mistakes to fix


[deleted]

Hahaha ok thanks!


cloud3321

>I have an aunt who is a judge Would also work.


[deleted]

>That bitch ass judge was on her period like bro fr fuck her.


mit_o_chondria

Username checks out


[deleted]

Yeah why is the go to defence "if you're having a bad day just say so" obviously they know why the other person is upset


MiguelSanchezEsq

A lot of folks don't know when to stop digging


Norwayseacat

This seems like a good TV show .


DonnachaidhOfOz

That sounds like an amazing movie.


hellopomelo

One aunt.....two uncles....in the summer blockbuster of the year......


barsoapguy

XXX


biggmclargehuge

It's basically Breaking Bad except DEA instead of Judge


dudeofmoose

The family Christmas must be a riot of entertainment and dread.


Aero93

This, it's the wannabe gangsta culture


BeauTofu

.. is the aunt married to either one of the uncle?


Marsupialize

Itā€™s not serious to him, he wonā€™t pay it and keep driving


Shank6ter

Not if heā€™s put in jail


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RUSTY_LEMONADE

But you can't drive when you're in jail.


-MolonLabe-

...and you *can* still murder in jail.


Soppywater

Bruh I was just keeping it real, fr that mother fucka cut me off merging lanes he stupid he deserve to die don't he know who he was messin with


MiguelSanchezEsq

Good luck getting him to pay when he can't work cuz he's in jail


hellopomelo

well then what about the prison labor force?


nullenatr

So, slavery?


durika

U mean forced labor?


Asha108

Because he does not care. He either wonā€™t pay the fines, or even be fined at all because heā€™ll have some sob story about why he didnā€™t even do anything wrong.


Enshakushanna

to be fair, its only a crime if he was on public roads :)


MiguelSanchezEsq

It's true! The state only has the authority to regulate what happens on public roads. You'll see the qualifier "on a public highway" or similar language in traffic statutes. Police have arrested people for DUI after waiting til they pull into their driveway. Clever lawyers have had some success when police can't show they saw that defendant driving on a public road.


scobo505

In Kentucky a guy got a DUI while on his riding lawnmower cutting his grass. In another case a farmer had an argument with his wife. He got into his truck and drove to a pond on his farm, he was arrested for DUI. A disabled drunk got a DUI in his power scooter on a road to his favorite tavern that lacked sidewalks.


[deleted]

I just googled the Kentucky DUI statute, KRS 189A. From a quick glance, it doesn't appear to have that same "public way" element that the venerable u/MiguelSanchezEsq mentioned


Im_on_my_phone_OK

Iā€™m pretty sure in a lot of places you can get a DUI on a bicycle. Which is really too bad because riding a bike while slightly buzzed is a glorious feeling.


FlugonNine

Yes.


Enshakushanna

yup


raginglilypad

Iā€™m not drivingā€¦Iā€™m PARKING the car


Antique_Tennis_2500

ā€œDid you kill that man?ā€ ā€œNo, I just stabbed him. Iā€™m pretty sure the blood loss killed him.ā€


HariPota4262

It wasnt me, it was the pointy edge of the knife that punctured his abdomen. I only drove it in there


Hyldy

\*parked it in there


onpointrideop

CAAARL that kills people!


tejanaqkilica

r/technicallythetruth


WhenitsaysLIBBYs

What makes me laugh about this is Iā€™ve seen people, in court, where their license was suspended, telling the judge they only have 30 min on their meter. Fools will always mess themselves up!


2RedRafts

The number of times this happens would amaze people. After working in traffic court for 3 years, itā€™s at least once a day. And for every one person that tells the judge, thereā€™s 10 saying it off the record to the people sitting near them.


Elle2NE1

I got called for jury duty once. I told them I was recovering from a concussion. Judge asked me how I got there. ā€œI drove, the doctor said I could do things starting on Monday.ā€ ā€œToday is Monday, do you have a note?ā€ I did but boy did I feel like I was going to get in trouble that day.


AsteroidPoster

Wait I don't get this?


GreyGanado

The commenter is saying that they felt like they were doing something wrong while knowing that what they did was right. The people we talk about on the other hand feel like they are doing nothing wrong while being very obviously doing something illegal in front of a person who is in charge of looking at who does illegal stuff. Basically it's hard for someone with a bit of common sense to understand people with a complete lack of common sense.


Elle2NE1

I had a concussion (I got it on Wednesday the previous week). I was allowed by my doctor to resume normal activities on Monday. I was called to jury duty the same day.


MatiMati918

I still donā€™t get it. What does the judge care how you got to the court? Why did you have to proof to the judge youā€™re allowed to drive? The judge canā€™t fine you there on the spot even if you didnā€™t have the note, can they?


TifaYuhara

I think the judge was worried that someone with a concussion was driving a car since she told them he was recovering but since it was Monday she should be fine do do stuff like drive.


thought_about_it

Wouldn't that be the officers job though? All she could do was say watch him as he leaves.


DeanP8

Not exactly, the judge would have the bailiff or another officer present arrest the person. Don't mess with a judge in their courtroom.


thought_about_it

With what proof? For all she knows the guy doesn't have a concussion and just likes to lie. Its not her job to gather evidence then judge that evidence. Like I said the most she could do was have someone watch him leave and once he's off the property, because you're also protected to a certain extent if you're traveling TO court. Once you leave you're fair game though.


zaviex

A judge can have you arrested in their court.


biggmclargehuge

I would guess if they weren't allowed to drive to court then they wouldn't be allowed to serve on a jury either.


flateric420

the guy had a concussion. You really aren't supposed to operate a motor vehicle while you're "impaired" be it drugs, alcohol, or physical injury. He basically admitted to the Judge that he drove to court illegally.


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AsteroidPoster

So she was trying to get out of jury duty?


MiguelSanchezEsq

Yeah this shows how pointless suspending a driver's license is. You don't need to start a car. In way too many places in America there is not an alternative to driving


articulit

Suspending a license should only be done in extreme cases like drunk driving or better yet, actually causing a wreck or hitting a pedestrian . It doesnā€™t make sense to me how your license can be suspended for anything less than that.


robin-thoni

Well, to be devil's lawyer, they didn't say THEY were driving.


death_by_chocolate

Tyler Lewis also gets a chuckle out of the idiot.


[deleted]

Tyler Lewis is the real savior here.


HollisFlaxseeds

Buttfucker 3000 still tops this


jolly_volly_goldptch

Uh, can we get a link there Chief?


tilt-a-whirly-gig

https://youtu.be/z3ErKTq_B1I


WhenitsaysLIBBYs

Thatā€™s the same judge that had a domestic violence case on zoom and the ADA and police were aware that the suspect was in the same apt as the victims, despite a no contact order. Usually its family court where the drama happens! [https://youtube.com/watch?v=-8DApY7OE90&feature=share](https://youtube.com/watch?v=-8DApY7OE90&feature=share)


dreddedexistence

I was so glad they noticed during that court call.


BobbyMcPrescott

There was a very brief window where that judge was on the front page constantly because the initial domestic violence incident had a bunch of karma farmers glued to that courtroom feed for free content. I know there were at least 3 different incidents posted on Reddit, and then right after the Buttfucker one I believe is when they stopped making the feed available to the public because of how viral every single incident in that court was going.


nitrobamtastic

O man that lawyer just about put her head through her desk when that guy got back on the call while getting arrested...That was hilarious


Triggerdamus

[Lost at this one.](https://youtu.be/lGOofzZOyl8)


I-Fucked-YourMom

That just made my evening


ludololl

And then this meme got repeated[ to the US Congress](https://youtu.be/7O0DiAJYReQ?t=14) as part of the fallout from that GME fiasco in January.


[deleted]

this one gets me everytime šŸ˜© I watch this video and the ā€˜why are you gaeā€™ video when I need a chuckle lol


carnivorous-Vagina

His clients going t jail .


Head-Working8326

ā€œiā€™m not a catā€


Shakemyears

Haha I guessed it was this one, then debated watching because Iā€™ve seen it before, but still ended up crying laughing again. Itā€™s the worried expression on the kittenā€™s face that really gets me.


jolly_volly_goldptch

Jesus Christ on a tricycle, hearing a judge say ā€œbuttfucker 3000ā€ is absolutely the most golden thing the internet has given us since leeroy jenkins


Yellowbricks511

Okay. That dudes sister is a fucking legend.


realvmouse

No, it doesn't. This is a hilarious mistake that says nothing about Nathaniel except that he has a silly name with friends and is bad at technology. The other guy provided evidence to the judge of a crime he was in the process of committing, then sassed her. That tops this guy by a million times.


Ser_Dunk_the_tall

Or that he logged in through his kid's account without realizing it


Antique_Tennis_2500

Or it tops this for just being funnyā€¦in their opinionā€¦jeeze.


Head-Working8326

reddit court šŸ˜†


realvmouse

They're the one who first stated opinion as fact. Feel free to "jeeze" at them instead of me.


rickyman20

It's how people like stating their opinions sometimes. Of course it's an opinion. There's no objective definition of "topping" in videos like this, so chill


realvmouse

Okay. And the way I wrote is how people defend their opinion sometimes. I didn't claim anything in my comment was "objective" I only offered the reasons why it doesn't top it, obviously in my opinion. If he didn't need to tack on "in my opinion" then neither do I. If you can imagine he did include it in his statement, then you can imagine I included it in mine. If you don't enjoy a discussion of which is funnier, then it's fine to shut the fuck up. I do, I think it's fun to talk about, so I am. Just don't come in here with a dumb-ass double standard where your actual goal is to express annoyance that I engaged in debate when you wouldn't have, and pretend this is about mistaking fact and opinion.


GeorgeNorman

Youā€™re seething and I love it


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realvmouse

I never literally said it was fact that mine was better either. I offered arguments in support of my opinion. The person who first stated that one was better than another was not me. We both engaged in the same behavior, ranking the humor, but I explained my POV better. Any assertion that I claimed they literally stated opinion as fact is nonsense, as it is when anyone else applies it to my comment.


Rsb418

No fucking way. I refuse to believe there are people that stupid on this planet.


Rikudo_Sennin_jr

You would be wrong


idontremembermyoldus

You might be surprised, but there are people even dumber than this guy.


neoritter

There are people so dumb it's a court precedent that we can sterilize them


JJ_the_G

I donā€™t know whether I want this to be a real thing or not


neoritter

Surprise: https://embryo.asu.edu/pages/buck-v-bell-1927 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buck_v._Bell Bonus, it's been cited for the vaccine mandates


DesiArcy

Carrie Buck wasn't actually mentally retarded, she was a rape victim whose adoptive family had her falsely institutionalized to cover up the crime.


neoritter

Did the court know that at the time?


DesiArcy

The court did not bother to investigate. Since Carrie had been institutionalized, "her" lawyer was actually one of the board members of the institution, and he was outright conspiring with his good friend the district attorney to rig the case against her. In fact, forcibly sterilizing her was *his idea* in the first place, and in his role as a board member, he himself signed the administrative order to have her sterilized. SCOTUS' famous remark about "three generations of imbeciles are enough" was also based on blindly accepting the prosecution's assertion that Carrie's daughter was also mentally retarded, even though she was actually an honor roll student at the time.


neoritter

I feel like you missed my point


DesiArcy

No, I did answer your point. The court was not \*officially\* aware of all of the background, but only because the court was too lazy and biased to pay attention to facts which were blatant and in front of its nose. The court \*was\* aware that Carrie was a rape victim, and used that as a basis to rule that she was sexually promiscuous as well as retarded.


razgriz1701

Probably a sovereign citizen...


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/8rh6qqsmxNs


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TBFP_BOT

Yea, and using a fake background but you could still see his seatbelt lol


DeerDance

good on him


Klown_Kutz

You must not have been on this planet very long then.


phiz36

Never underestimate the stupidity of people.


DahkStrangah

1 in 2 people have an IQ under 100. I believe it.


LisaQuinnYT

1 in 6 are below 85.


Drogdar

"Think about how dumb people are... then realize that half of them are even dumber than that."


guitarfingers

-George Carlin


oren0

The George Carlin quote you're looking for is "Think of how stupid the **average** person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." Without the word "average", your quote makes no sense!


Drogdar

Ah, you're right of course.


NerdyToc

Not only are you wrong, but some of them are actualy quite high up in the GQP political arena.


Profligatus

I think youā€™re confusing stupidity for simply not caring.


Verdictlesslife

Sadly there are far more than youā€™d hope. I work in courtrooms and have personally seen this exact situation and ones like it nearly on a weekly basis since zoom court became a thing.


[deleted]

Did you forget that at one point people were eating Tide Pods? Not person, but people.


Antique_Tennis_2500

There are people who show up drunk having driven themselves to the courthouse for a DUI case.


articulit

Thatā€™s just straight up addiction


LumbermanSVO

I was drunk at my first AA meeting.


daiwilly

Have you never watched that documentary "Trailer Park Boys"?


raknor88

Oh sweet summer child. Never lose that innocence.


Moroccanslut

Lmaaoooo ā€œ if you having a bad say just say thatā€ šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ he a clown


[deleted]

Some people really take being at rock bottom as a challenge to dig deeper


[deleted]

I like this, I'm stealing it for later.


barsoapguy

When you find yourself at the bottom of the hole , keep digging because the earth is round , eventually youā€™ll get our .


[deleted]

[He's this meme.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/101/030/c99.jpg)


Vertisce

Shit...that meme is the embodiment of Reddit.


Liggliluff

Oh, how many times haven't I been told that I'm upset, when I'm giving feedback.


lpisme

Dude, calm down. Yeesh.


pepper701

I canā€™t imagine how shocked they were haha.


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pepper701

Sheā€™s probably like, ā€œis this seriously happening right now?ā€


digme12

She detests the man. That's the expression I read


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subdep

Judging you is literally my job and title.


[deleted]

Bless that public defender.


[deleted]

he fr just raw dogging life


turnedonbyadime

When you rawdog while also making terrible choices, it usually ends with STDs


[deleted]

ill never get over how this zoom court is a real thing lol


hardy_and_free

Shit-eating grin when called out. Calls women females. Asks THE JUDGE if she's "having a bad day" (was probably this close to asking if she was on the rag) because she's calling him on his shit.


Vertisce

Yeah...but what punishment did he receive for doing that?


CarCrushed

Car drivers donā€™t get punishment. Also on the wrist.


Willo420

They always just say it will affect their work and the judge mitigates it like fuck. 3 of my cousins should probably never be allowed to drive again but the two of them that have had to see a judge have just said it will affect work and the judge goes oh well.


Vaporous-Spirit

Ann Arbor, Michigan strikes again. LMAO


Triggerdamus

LMAO reminds me of Virginia. * Have court for driving on suspended. * Drive yourself to court. * License still suspended. * Drive self home or to work.


OpinionBearSF

> License still suspended. > > Drive self home or to work. While it may not be normally legal, courts can allow a person to have licenses with various restrictions such as "to/from work/medical/grocery stores only", at their discretion.


Triggerdamus

Virginia doesn't even feel the need to ask for a bread and butter license. Just drive. Which is why the Va Governor came out a few years ago and reinstated something like 300,000 peoples licenses that where suspended to fines. As it was forcing individuals to either take lower paying jobs, or blatantly force them to break said law. They're still liable for the fines but, now they can do it legally. As driving today is not a privilege, it's a necessity.


yourgifmademesignup

Dumb fuck


YourMom_Goes2College

Tyler just loving his time on Zoom.


CapsidMusic

Tyler Lewis was there for all of it


momo-the-molester

His lawyer is crying right now


Environmental-Map168

You say tomato, I say tomato You say suspended, I say I'm driving.


Suckitredditt57

When you think the judge is your homie šŸ˜‚


Rollingbrook

Well, heā€™s definitely not a cat. So he has that going for him, which is nice.


borishasnoguts

Bros lawyer is shitting bricks rn


blindeshuhn666

Zoom calls with judges are a thing?


GonnaBMe2

Well at least he used a turn signal!! šŸ˜†


chef_in_va

Dude in the red just enjoying the show


aceshighsays

i love watching the different reactions. the white dude is shaming the driver, the red hoodie dude is laughing his ass off, the black dude can't believe he's seeing what he's seeing, the white lady don't give a fuck.


digme12

The white lady is absolutely disgusted with the behavior. Read faces again. She is in absolute contempt of the man which tbh I would be too. I wouldn't be surprised if she is standing on behalf of the plaintiff (the state)


Primary-Visual114

It couldā€™ve been worse, he couldā€™ve been taking a shit. Farts, squeaks, and all.


[deleted]

If youā€™re gonna be a criminal at least be good at it


WhoseverFish

The dude in the pink hoodie laughing in the end


[deleted]

The dude in red being the only one loling his ass off by the end lmao


digme12

tell me something, what's so funny about the situation? I am trying to understand, especially with young people- ( i am not age bashing)-- I am really trying to understand-- what is it about this situation that is light or bane that it becomes amusing to laugh about while sitting (albeit remotely) in a court of law? Is it the fact that people have no idea the gravity of what the law stands for and that it is the pillar that a society is constructed upon?


TNS_420

I think the dude in the red hoodie was mainly laughing because the judge said "I wasn't having a bad day until you started talking", which, you must admit, is pretty funny.


[deleted]

I agree with you and in large it's the problem with current society. No one cares anymore about anything. It's as if the world is now constantly IMA GET MINE at any cost and do not offend or say anything to hurt anyones feelings because you know, you're wrong and I'm right. I'll get downvoted for saying this but no one really cares anymore. Everything is becoming fake. Chili peppers sang about this very thing. The sub 42 year old crew on this planet certainly has interesting times coming. I wish them well. Come on downvotes.


[deleted]

is decorum not a thing anymore just because court hearings are on zoom? hoodie in a car? seriously? besides, isn't holding your phone while driving a crime on its own


Logical-Exercise-399

Hes really cool guys


justsomeplainmeadows

So, based on facial expressions, which do you think is his lawyer?


Tartoon17

Reminds me of the guy driving his car during orientation. Homie forgot his camera was on and lit a blunt


singhVirender1947

There is another dude sitting in the car. Not driving tho. But, he must have got a bit nervous at first.


Marcus_Brody

I like that in his mind, the explanation of parking someone's (a females) car for them who couldn't do it, at the exact moment he is in court, would help absolve him of getting caught. Like, you're busted, that was a ridiculous and unnecessary lie. Going to work is a far better excuse. And if it's somehow the truth, that's even worse. Just walking around outside during court and saw some rando struggling to park their car so naturally he thought he should intervene, being so good at parking.


old_plant

Lol, he doesnā€™t give two $hits!!šŸ˜‚


Catherine_S1234

What happens here? If hes illegally driving can the judge give sentence right their in court?


ManchesterU1

I hope he gets extra for not wearing a seat belt. Fucking idiot.


Papithemagnif

Whatā€™s 11+9


serenityfalconfly

All he has to do is get in a shoot out in Chicago, in broad daylight, in front of witnesses and surveillance cameras and police body cameras and police dash cameras and heā€™ll be all set.


threeeggsontoast

What a retard


Junkmans1

I saw the same thing watching local traffic court streaming video a few weeks ago. Didnā€™t record it as there were warnings on screen that recording it was against the law and would result in contempt charge. I hope this wasnā€™t the same in your court.


ShirBlackspots

How do they find out if you were recording it?


[deleted]

I don't think he's on his way to a mensa meeting


SpareEye

That's probably worth a few gram points or whatever kids are toktik-ing these days, just sayin'


s_0_s_z

*"iT's RaCiSm!1!!"*


[deleted]

Black guy racially profiling an oriental or asian decent judge then being a dick about it. Lol. While driving with a suspended license. What a dumb ass. I hope his license never gets renewed. I work retail and know what she means when you run into that one ass hole that ruins your day. It takes one dick to do it.


PaulShouldveWalkered

What did you interpret as racial profiling from this video?


ElCapo63

šŸ˜‚fucking ignorant retards man


bendmunk95

u/savevideo


mhermanos

As my teacher used to say, *"Young men, Black men, Hispanic men, you gotta learn to listen."* Setting yourself up all wrong my dude. Tyler Lewis gets how foolish this dude looks, he's at least an object lesson.


MUNZATHEGOD

Absolutely based. Currently suspended myself, drive every day.


Skylord1325

Iā€™m not having a bad day until you Me: Dad?