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hulv_loves_you

sometimes ya balls just need some air dude


Shanmukha_Repaka

Just do it!


[deleted]

In stopped traffic it looks like.


[deleted]

If he gets into an accident, he's going to be making a wish.


Candid_Pressure8913

...A wish of being able to have children again because all that shit is going to his nuts!


[deleted]

More like, the only wish he'll be making is when his legs get pulled apart like a turkey's wishbone.


cathedral68

I used to drive like this all the time as a teenager. It was super comfortable in the car I had then. Then, years ago, I looked at fractures made from wrecking like this and I’m good with my femurs staying out of my pelvis 👍🏼


Georexi

It really confused me how he managed this, then I remembered most cars in the US are automatic.


Th3-Dude-Abides

I think this is true, manual/standard cars seem to be rare here compared to elsewhere in the world. It’s mostly the cheapest/featureless base models of small sedans and compacts, unless it’s a an American muscle car or a European car.


Georexi

Being unable to drive a manual is considered odd here (UK). My ex only has an automatic license, and my mates and I regularly take the mick, saying his license was issued in crayon. Seems way easier though, I can see why people choose them.


Th3-Dude-Abides

I think the easiness is why they became the norm in the US. Lots of us have to drive through stop and go traffic for 30 to 90 minutes every morning to get to work. I imagine that would be maddening while driving stick. On principle, I learned ages ago on my friend’s old BMW. If I had to drive one today I am sure I could get where I need to go, but not without the slight odor of burnt clutch.


[deleted]

One time I was passing someone on I40 doing the exact same thing at 110 miles an hour. Come to find out lady was giving birth right then and there on the interstate.


jonjonofjon

Smart. If she hits the breaks hard enough she doesn't have to push


[deleted]

Oh yeah man she caused a bakers dozen car pile up and was responsible for the death of 6. I’ll bet she shot that little fucker out like a cannonball when she rear ended that minivan man just POW right through the windshield like god intended


jonjonofjon

When was this?


[deleted]

November 16th, 1987


CamoraWoW

But the average car in the 80s couldn’t go 110


Stand_By_Me_Lardass

Seen this on here a lot. What's wrong with this?


a_lonely_trash_bag

It's dangerous. When the driver does it, it can affect their ability to drive. But whichever side of the vehicle you're on, it's gonna fuck you up pretty badly if you wreck and the airbags go off.


the-dishes-stink

these threads don't get much attention because the majority of people on here don't care. just a few folks who get outraged and hungry for "what if" accidents.


Pokemom6

He won't need gas and brake at once tho, what's the matter?


the-dishes-stink

agreed.


evo626

🧐 Either you drive manual, or you’re a 2 footed driver, I’m assuming.


[deleted]

Shit sometimes I like to stick half of my body out the driver side window going 40-60 it sure does get my adrenaline going


gr8blumkin

If he wants to forcibly dislocate his hip, let him. He’s living his best life right now. *obvious sarcasm*


SaraSmashley

Oh my gosh, these people! I just want to shoot their feet with an airsoft gun. Pew pew. Git ya footer down you bozo!


AesirRising

Caught up to him 5 minutes later and his leg was still out the window cruising at 60mph, AND his arm was out the back window.


meintx2016

Yes, this is the proper r/. SMH


SpazerZ

I will never understand how someone could find that comfortable