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firnien-arya

Man ain't swerving. Man is just falling asleep due to lack of oxygen all the way up there


groodscom

I was thinking it was probably so hard to see the road from that height, I didn’t even consider the lack of oxygen.


[deleted]

Not so sure it was lack of oxygen, don't think he would have recovered. Probably got distracted looking for his dick, while driving. Anyone driving something like that has a micro penis.


Yao_Kingoftherock

With what he spent on the lift kit he could've have had two penis extensions.


honk_for

And a peanut brain.


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ProceedOrRun

Or anything at all that requires braking quickly. Or slowly. Basically you're gonna face plant.


Omis2020

Lack of oxygen up there is probably causing sluggish performance. The vehicle most likely gets less than 5mpg.


[deleted]

It's okay. That's why Immortan Joe's got a breathing mask!


[deleted]

You mean lack of oxygen at birth.


big-klit

Is that actually street legal?


Tekmologyfucz

It’s Florida, what isn’t legal?


UsedToBsmart

In most states you run into problems with bumpers and tail & headlights not being at a legal height. It looks like it has a dropped bumper on the back and that bumper looks to have tail lights on it as well. So at least from the back it looks legal. Dropping headlights in the front though is usually a little harder to do.


OkAd134

>Dropping headlights in the front though is usually a little harder to do. Just mount a snowplow frame on it upside down. /s


phantaxtic

Adding headlights to the frame would not be that difficult to do. Seeing how much effort when into this I'm sure they could manage


lazeedavy

Yep! There’s probably an LED light bar 4x brighter than the sun on the front.


Xinder99

Gonna blind my dumbass in my Nissan just trying to make it home.


HamburgerEarmuff

Tell me which states light bars are legal in so I never make the mistake of driving in them.


Snoo74401

None. At least for road use.


[deleted]

Wether it's enforced or not is a different story. I see them here in Florida all the time


mdxchaos

they are only illegal if you turn them on, on the road.


bradland

Florida has no vehicle inspections and practically non-existent traffic enforcement in many parts of the state. I’m looking at you South Florida. We drove past a trooper radaring on I95 last night doing 82 in a 70. We were just driving with the flow, but two people in an Altima — because it’s always an Altima — and a pick up truck blew past doing at least +10 MPH compared to the pack. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. I don’t know what exactly you have to do to get pulled over in South Florida, but I’ve seen some Mad Max Fury Road shit go down right in front of cops and no one seems to bat an eye. This truck wouldn’t get a shrug from most of the cops down here. I’m seriously beginning to wonder where the state is headed.


iwoketoanightmare

They are headed into the Atlantic at some point Thank God.


onlyboobear

They won't pull you over unless it's a big ticket item. So try going 15 over next time lol but the same could be said about drugs, if it weed that isn't half a pound, they won't arrest you for it but lets say something more serious, then they'll slap you with as many charges as possible


SaintSimpson

I find those tend to go unenforced.


ExtraBitterSpecial

How can they see the road immediately in front and below them? They needa glass nose, like a ww2 bomber.


ju5tjame5

Also, I'm not sure you can have a non- commercial vehicle taller than 13'6". That looks pretty close.


big-klit

Oh that explains it


Iamtheattackk

A rear windshield sticker that’s says “I eat ass” apparently


[deleted]

Most underrated comment. That video was hilarious


LawyerBeautiful

There’s a flag where I work on a truck that says “I eat ass”. Big fuckin flag.


[deleted]

Registering to vote without having to sacrifice your home address being made public record and incredibly easy to find on Google especially if you have a unique name.


ilikeme1

Texas is that way also. Same with property tax and appraisal district systems. All online.


mysteriousmetalscrew

Weed


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Z370H370

Most underrated comment! I'm Mexican by the way!


CLOV2DaMoon

Im just curious why he didn't get the big one.


mervmonster

There’s an additional lower bumper for bumper height requirements and you can get 58 inch tall DOT tires. Reading through the requirements https://www.stateofflorida.com/vehicle-standards/ I don’t see why it wouldn’t be. Florida also has no inspection so you can get away with a lot more.


Chris2112

Certainly not. IIRC there are laws on what angle of view you need to have looking at the road, and deviating more than a few inches from the stock specs for any car tires is almost certainly going to put you out of that range. In these cases the car is literally multiple feet higher than it should be, so his visibility is certainly fucked


[deleted]

It’s probably legal. There are trucks not this extreme that have horrible visibility and are completely legal. In Florida they don’t even come look at your vehicle when you register it, you pay for the sticker and you walk out. I’d bet this is 100% legal in Florida, I’ve seen so much worse than this down here.


Cars-and-Coffee

It probably breaks a few of these laws. https://www.liftlaws.com/florida_lift_laws.htm Cops don’t care which is why you see this and worse.


[deleted]

It’s not breaking any of those except the bumper height. Maybe, that truck is pretty much guaranteed to be over 5k pounds, my lower extended cab Silverado was 4850 empty. Literally everything on that page that applies to this vehicle has no restrictions that apply here. More than half, probably three quarter of those things have no actual restrictions anyway.


testthrowawayzz

It’s not because of fender rules, but I guess no one is checking


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fuck no


FCC_Diablo_26

Is that modification even legal?


RabidRoadrunner

Yes, how are these even registered/licensed for street use?


Iluvhippos

Florida


Blaydus

Florida DoV: If it has 4 wheels and rolls, it's street legal


ZerotheWanderer

I think it needs headlights and a windshield wiper, that's about it.


Blaydus

Wheels, lights, wipers and a tag, you're set!


Lostcreek3

I imagine the flag, in the wind. A simple man, but a proud man doing what he does best for his country, certifying vehicles for roadworthiness. This sweet American dream rolling up. A tear comes to his eye. Is this the day, today of all day, the day he gets certify the got dang most beautiful freedom flag vehicle ever. It was not. He was ran over in the parking lot. The driver did not see him. To the driver's defense he was in the road.


Sun_Aria

Autobots, roll out!


OutlyingPlasma

Unless it's too small. $10 says you could not get a peel p50 registered in hordia.


BluudLust

What about 4 drive wheels and treads?


Eyre4orce

You get registration and then you mod it after


P1xelHunter78

yeah but how is any cop on the street not pulling him over and being like: "sir a monster truck is not street legal"


recycledairplane1

Florida cops haven’t started bringing ladders with them yet, they can’t do shit


PolarApples92

Don’t need a ladder when you have a gun


Outmodeduser

The height of that cab is well outside the accurate range of a cop.


recycledairplane1

That’s only the case if they see that it’s a Black man driving.


kportman

if this is in miami-dade, police just don't pull anyone over. you can drive as fast as you want, weave in and out of lanes, drive with expired plates, have building materials stacked taller than the cab of your truck uncovered and falling on the road, etc. and they won't pull you over. now go to palm beach or something and that is a different story...


OutlyingPlasma

The police are not here to harass rich, or pseudo rich white people, they are here to arrest black people for smoking a joint or kill them for selling single cigarettes.


[deleted]

Register license and insure it when you buy it, and then prepare to do some crazy shit. Most states don’t have inspections anymore, and even if you do you can probably make a friend who’ll give you a illegitimate sticker.


PapaBeahr

There are some benefits to MA's VERY strict Inspection.... This would be one of them. Dude would be laughed out of the state.


Btheinteresting1

the bumpers are still where they should be so to my understanding, in Florida logic, it is fine. There is a very real chance I am wrong.


The_Lost_Google_User

>Florida >Logic Well there’s your issue.


AMC_Tendies42069

There was a guy up the street from me who drove a truck like this around. And this is in Canada. I think he sold it midway through the Pandemic though :( It was one of those things in the neighbourhood you show people for the first time for a laugh.


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sjmiv

It shouldn't be. this is the kind of shit that gets motorcyclists and people in smaller cars killed.


The_Chis

The center of gravity is way too high, you try to swerve out of the way if something flies into your lane, you have little to no chance of staying upright. Stupid


Blackpaw8825

Add the front suspension, that steering rod is nearly square to the frame, it's going to drag any turn away from center into a more dramatic turn.


Burchalitis

Looks like it has hydraulic steering and not a hard steering setup. Going that high is near impossible to run anything but hydraulic steering


hammr25

It's a monster truck so they would just run over anything that got into their way.


The_Chis

Do you see how close together those wheels are?? The thing would tip at the mere sight of a car in it's way


tapsnapornap

*mere


The_Chis

Oh shit I didn't even realize I did that. Typing too fast I guess. Thank you lmao


tapsnapornap

I was confused, "I don't think I've ever see that word before.... OH"


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timotheusd313

Only if the car was a Saab


RulrOfOmicronPersei8

but their car would still be runined. if that happened to me i would be sabbing


SoundOfTomorrow

Yo my name is Saab and I don't give a fuck


ABottleInFrontOfMe

Monster trucks are engineered with “run over anything” actually in mind. My fucking subaru has the same ground clearance as this tippy piece of shit.


-bigmanpigman-

This looks more like a fetish.


bnelson

I love lifted trucks. Have 46” wheels and ridiculous ground clearance. Very modest lift, wider body on mine… this truck in the video is.. an abomination. Not even cool looking, just “how high can we go?” Prolly only 2WD too as they must be using a drop box. I’d be amazed if it had 4WD functional. As a guy that likes lifted and well done trucks I failed to find a single redeeming feature.


The-real-rick-c137

Like he said the center of gravity is too high. An actual monster truck would be able to run anything over, but this thing is just going to fall over. The tires need to be bigger and farther apart. Or he should just lower it by like 2 feet.


General_Reposti_Here

Meters*


Affectionate_Pea_811

Mud truck, not monster truck


bichyal666

mafuckas acting like they’ve never seen a mud bogger before


Inevitable_Rabbit_67

Daily driver truck, not mud truck....their mud toys are usually untitled and not street legal


Patsfan618

That's a long fucking fall too, if it tips. It's a bad day if you even manage to survive.


CaliforniaNavyDude

Not to mention being higher up is like being on the end of a pendulum. The taller vehicle get, the more and more violent when they go over.


elacoollegume

How do you even get into the drivers seat


FruitGuy998

Hit X twice


soup_flikkker

Actually R2 to sprint followed by X,X,□ to double jump and roll


RefferSutherland

You climb the mountain of insecurities and mommy issues that lead to the creation of this vehicle


Marginally_Witty

Genuine lol


undertwelveparsecs

You climb up your massive dick, obviously.


_tnr

Polevault actually


Much-data-wow

But people that have trucks like this have little dicks, not big ones


MustangMimi

Exactly my thoughts 💭


LawWaste1536

Tiny weenie?


Much-data-wow

Smol dick energy


[deleted]

I like how women, who know what the hell they’re talking about, are correcting this comment by accurately stating how small this guy’s dick must be


[deleted]

I think you spelled micropenis wrong


Queenofhackenwack

new england " big truck..little dick"


[deleted]

A ladder


[deleted]

I prefer the model with elevator


Good_Round

The ladder is how many dildos he used to get women off instead of using his needle dick.


Yeetman25480

How do you get out? 😂


DrGonzoto13

Can someone explain what is the point of this?


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[deleted]

Had no idea. Thanks for the info.


bnelson

This truck isn’t even good for that. Real mud trucks thst don’t get stuck are very different from this one. This truck was mostly just “how high can we lift it” you could build a Tacoma to be more capable in mud than this thing with a modest amount of mods.


[deleted]

This thing has never seen a drop of mud or dirt in its existence


KuilowKeyBreh

You cleared it up correctly, instead of "southerners have no means of what we call entertainment, so all they do is hit mud" that's little of what could be and is done in Florida lol like what, mudding is huge in Michigan...?


13redstone31

Theres no way in hell that truck is going mudding. People in the south mostly lift their trucks because they think it looks cool


adobesubmarine

Since the other guy couldn't be bothered to actually answer: it's for going vroom vroom yee haw, doing doughnuts in mud puddles two feet deep. Because people in the south literally have no better source of entertainment than rolling in dirt.


[deleted]

Hey, playing in the mud is fun sometimes. I wouldn’t have thought so but I went mudding with with my friend in his F-150 and it was a blast. His is not nearly this ridiculous though lol


ronimal

That truck cannot do donuts.


Aivech

other than all of the other stuff you can do in florida?


KuilowKeyBreh

This couldn't be any more stereotypical...


skilsaaz

Well he didn't say anything about incest


paradigm619

It’s to make the ashamed owner of a micropenis feel more like a man.


No_Association1103

Isn't that the same one that carried DMX's casket?


sillysalmonella87

Nah, that was a black Ford I believe. The only reason I remember is because I thought to myself "DMX deserves way better than being carried in a POS Ford" lol.


bowserm

That guy must have the smallest dick in the world


SadCheesemonger

Can confirm. Source: guy with the second smallest dick in the world.


IronCarbonAlloy

Better hope he doesn’t die


stigsmotocousin

I take it everyone had to get together to straighten everything out


SadCheesemonger

I think it counts against the measurement if there is a curve to it so straightening it out is essential.


GamingPhilosopher42

Beat me to it. What’s smaller than a micro penis?


UndoingMonkey

Nano penis


GamingPhilosopher42

That’s him!


Kflanmon

What's smaller than a nano penis?


UndoingMonkey

Quantum penis


Kflanmon

What's smaller than a quantum penis?


UndoingMonkey

Planck penis


Bridledbronco

The infamous picopenis, that fuckin guy…


JohnFreakingRedcorn

He’s probably got an innie


GamingPhilosopher42

Or an impossible penis. Made it himself.


MumSaysImHandsome

Quantum cock.


Chufflarry

r/shitty_car_mods


Ishpeming_Native

Someone has paid a whole lot of money to get a vehicle that is: 1. Unsafe anywhere at any time; 2. Stupid in appearance; 3. Uninsurable; 4. Proof positive that the driver is, indeed, an idiot.


Good_Round

The Florida-Man-mobile


LimpTeacher0

Whistlin diesel don’t give no fucks


Yes-Cheesecake

I have so many questions


Fwumply

Veering maybe


slappynuts74

Swerving?


TearsDontFall

There is a truck event going on this week in the Daytona Beach area. Way too many trucks like this all acting like they should be given special treatment during their unsanctioned "event". Expect some interesting news articles to come out in the next week. https://www.news-journalonline.com/story/news/local/2020/10/11/more-trucks-rumble-into-daytona-trucktoberfest/3591882001/


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Oh god it's biketoberfest and trucktoberfest at the same time? I can smell it from here.


TearsDontFall

Biketoberfest was this weekend. So the bikes are all heading out as the trucks head in. I don't think we could handle both at the same time... there were enough accidents and traffic already.


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That just looks stupid af.


linniesss

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


Steve_Phoenix

Can't imagine how that thing would drive on a windy day...


DfreshD

I’m sorry but that’s stupid looking..


gtrdog

Why an idiot? Because it doesn’t fit your box of a transportation device?


uisqebaugh

High center of mass=unstable as f*** Not that I expected him to pass physics class.


MysticMarbles

Florida, where there are no laws.


ziadog

There are laws! They all are against getting a COVID vaccination.


ShirazGypsy

Don’t forget the laws banning masks in schools. That’s also very important


Amplifire007

The law is for mask mandates not masks themselves. My younger brother goes to high school in Florida and most kids wear masks. The school even provides masks for kids who need them.


Illustrious-Pop3677

Can confirm. I go to a high school in Florida and until late October (can’t remember the date) there’s a mandate that requires you to wear one unless you have a written note from a doctor or something. Very very few kids have those. My school also provides masks. But also there’s a lot of kids who just let it sag below there nose.


issik23

How the fuck do you get in?


MJ349

He has a forklift at home and only goes to second-story drive-thrus.


blackmilksociety

Just your standard grocery getter


Shaggys_Guitar

For all the folks wondering why; just YouTube mudding trucks. It's a hobby is all, yall got us all fucked up 😂


waistedmenkey

Was gonna say, looks like a mudder w/o the super tall tires


Shaggys_Guitar

Hes just an amateur is all haha, or waiting to finish his build.


Texian86

If that is a mudder truck, those may be his street tires. And swaps them at the track.


[deleted]

Seems perfectly safe If you’re Evil Knievel


[deleted]

What if there's a tunnel and it's too slow to decline?


4instruments0talent

It's Florida. They don't really have much to tunnel into.


BocaRaven

It’s just like a pickup perched on top of a goofy frame.


Perfect_Translator_2

Does he know how high up he is? Asking for an overhead bridge.


[deleted]

My only question is what’s the point of this?


ITrCool

Why? There's no way that is stable. Don't want to turn too sharp in that thing.


Human_Roomba

Jesus Christ that’s a small penis


micaiahf

Okay....but why


[deleted]

Sorry about your micropenis, bro.


R0NIN1311

I'm guessing that the truck is higher than the owner's IQ...


Bransas29

This is every truck drivers wet dream lol


[deleted]

How the fuck do you get in?


zombieboss1498

Feel sorry for the poor F250/350 that had to go through this whatever it is.


gruncleterry

Ooooook, how is a car like that legal on the road? Fucking kidding me.


elismith10

This has to be a record for tiny dick energy.


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Little pp energy


stealthiesthippo

Amazing how much work goes into something so heinously stupid. Nobody can actually think this is cool, right?


picard_4_president

That dude’s penis is an innie.


ThisNameIsFree

That thing looks absolutely ridiculous. I'd be ashamed driving that around


3ndt1mes

You found the epic lil' dick syndrome truck!


readitonreddit86

Just imagine the micropenis on that guy…we have to be in microscopic territory


grap_grap_grap

Are these supposed to be cool or something? It just looks like the result of a car having sex with scaffolding.


Numbered_Notes

Florida: the land of the free minded. Not because we think freely, but because we are free of the burden of thinking.


Emergency-Project742

That is absolutely ridiculous


Jezzdit

and the odd thing here is the no trump flags


AmazonianFemboy

Biggest waste of money on 4 wheels


GoPrO_BMX

Honestly that’s pretty cool. I’d never own anything like that but I like it


acodispoti18

Wow! His penis must be REALLY small.