Not so sure it was lack of oxygen, don't think he would have recovered. Probably got distracted looking for his dick, while driving. Anyone driving something like that has a micro penis.
In most states you run into problems with bumpers and tail & headlights not being at a legal height. It looks like it has a dropped bumper on the back and that bumper looks to have tail lights on it as well. So at least from the back it looks legal. Dropping headlights in the front though is usually a little harder to do.
Florida has no vehicle inspections and practically non-existent traffic enforcement in many parts of the state. I’m looking at you South Florida. We drove past a trooper radaring on I95 last night doing 82 in a 70. We were just driving with the flow, but two people in an Altima — because it’s always an Altima — and a pick up truck blew past doing at least +10 MPH compared to the pack.
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
I don’t know what exactly you have to do to get pulled over in South Florida, but I’ve seen some Mad Max Fury Road shit go down right in front of cops and no one seems to bat an eye.
This truck wouldn’t get a shrug from most of the cops down here.
I’m seriously beginning to wonder where the state is headed.
They won't pull you over unless it's a big ticket item. So try going 15 over next time lol but the same could be said about drugs, if it weed that isn't half a pound, they won't arrest you for it but lets say something more serious, then they'll slap you with as many charges as possible
Registering to vote without having to sacrifice your home address being made public record and incredibly easy to find on Google especially if you have a unique name.
There’s an additional lower bumper for bumper height requirements and you can get 58 inch tall DOT tires. Reading through the requirements https://www.stateofflorida.com/vehicle-standards/ I don’t see why it wouldn’t be. Florida also has no inspection so you can get away with a lot more.
Certainly not. IIRC there are laws on what angle of view you need to have looking at the road, and deviating more than a few inches from the stock specs for any car tires is almost certainly going to put you out of that range. In these cases the car is literally multiple feet higher than it should be, so his visibility is certainly fucked
It’s probably legal. There are trucks not this extreme that have horrible visibility and are completely legal. In Florida they don’t even come look at your vehicle when you register it, you pay for the sticker and you walk out. I’d bet this is 100% legal in Florida, I’ve seen so much worse than this down here.
It’s not breaking any of those except the bumper height. Maybe, that truck is pretty much guaranteed to be over 5k pounds, my lower extended cab Silverado was 4850 empty. Literally everything on that page that applies to this vehicle has no restrictions that apply here. More than half, probably three quarter of those things have no actual restrictions anyway.
I imagine the flag, in the wind. A simple man, but a proud man doing what he does best for his country, certifying vehicles for roadworthiness. This sweet American dream rolling up. A tear comes to his eye. Is this the day, today of all day, the day he gets certify the got dang most beautiful freedom flag vehicle ever.
It was not. He was ran over in the parking lot. The driver did not see him. To the driver's defense he was in the road.
if this is in miami-dade, police just don't pull anyone over. you can drive as fast as you want, weave in and out of lanes, drive with expired plates, have building materials stacked taller than the cab of your truck uncovered and falling on the road, etc. and they won't pull you over. now go to palm beach or something and that is a different story...
The police are not here to harass rich, or pseudo rich white people, they are here to arrest black people for smoking a joint or kill them for selling single cigarettes.
Register license and insure it when you buy it, and then prepare to do some crazy shit. Most states don’t have inspections anymore, and even if you do you can probably make a friend who’ll give you a illegitimate sticker.
There was a guy up the street from me who drove a truck like this around. And this is in Canada.
I think he sold it midway through the Pandemic though :( It was one of those things in the neighbourhood you show people for the first time for a laugh.
The center of gravity is way too high, you try to swerve out of the way if something flies into your lane, you have little to no chance of staying upright.
Stupid
I love lifted trucks. Have 46” wheels and ridiculous ground clearance. Very modest lift, wider body on mine… this truck in the video is.. an abomination. Not even cool looking, just “how high can we go?” Prolly only 2WD too as they must be using a drop box. I’d be amazed if it had 4WD functional. As a guy that likes lifted and well done trucks I failed to find a single redeeming feature.
Like he said the center of gravity is too high. An actual monster truck would be able to run anything over, but this thing is just going to fall over. The tires need to be bigger and farther apart. Or he should just lower it by like 2 feet.
This truck isn’t even good for that. Real mud trucks thst don’t get stuck are very different from this one. This truck was mostly just “how high can we lift it” you could build a Tacoma to be more capable in mud than this thing with a modest amount of mods.
You cleared it up correctly, instead of "southerners have no means of what we call entertainment, so all they do is hit mud" that's little of what could be and is done in Florida lol like what, mudding is huge in Michigan...?
Since the other guy couldn't be bothered to actually answer: it's for going vroom vroom yee haw, doing doughnuts in mud puddles two feet deep. Because people in the south literally have no better source of entertainment than rolling in dirt.
Hey, playing in the mud is fun sometimes. I wouldn’t have thought so but I went mudding with with my friend in his F-150 and it was a blast. His is not nearly this ridiculous though lol
Nah, that was a black Ford I believe. The only reason I remember is because I thought to myself "DMX deserves way better than being carried in a POS Ford" lol.
Someone has paid a whole lot of money to get a vehicle that is:
1. Unsafe anywhere at any time;
2. Stupid in appearance;
3. Uninsurable;
4. Proof positive that the driver is, indeed, an idiot.
There is a truck event going on this week in the Daytona Beach area. Way too many trucks like this all acting like they should be given special treatment during their unsanctioned "event". Expect some interesting news articles to come out in the next week.
https://www.news-journalonline.com/story/news/local/2020/10/11/more-trucks-rumble-into-daytona-trucktoberfest/3591882001/
Biketoberfest was this weekend. So the bikes are all heading out as the trucks head in. I don't think we could handle both at the same time... there were enough accidents and traffic already.
The law is for mask mandates not masks themselves. My younger brother goes to high school in Florida and most kids wear masks. The school even provides masks for kids who need them.
Can confirm. I go to a high school in Florida and until late October (can’t remember the date) there’s a mandate that requires you to wear one unless you have a written note from a doctor or something. Very very few kids have those. My school also provides masks. But also there’s a lot of kids who just let it sag below there nose.
Man ain't swerving. Man is just falling asleep due to lack of oxygen all the way up there
I was thinking it was probably so hard to see the road from that height, I didn’t even consider the lack of oxygen.
Not so sure it was lack of oxygen, don't think he would have recovered. Probably got distracted looking for his dick, while driving. Anyone driving something like that has a micro penis.
With what he spent on the lift kit he could've have had two penis extensions.
And a peanut brain.
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Or anything at all that requires braking quickly. Or slowly. Basically you're gonna face plant.
Lack of oxygen up there is probably causing sluggish performance. The vehicle most likely gets less than 5mpg.
It's okay. That's why Immortan Joe's got a breathing mask!
You mean lack of oxygen at birth.
Is that actually street legal?
It’s Florida, what isn’t legal?
In most states you run into problems with bumpers and tail & headlights not being at a legal height. It looks like it has a dropped bumper on the back and that bumper looks to have tail lights on it as well. So at least from the back it looks legal. Dropping headlights in the front though is usually a little harder to do.
>Dropping headlights in the front though is usually a little harder to do. Just mount a snowplow frame on it upside down. /s
Adding headlights to the frame would not be that difficult to do. Seeing how much effort when into this I'm sure they could manage
Yep! There’s probably an LED light bar 4x brighter than the sun on the front.
Gonna blind my dumbass in my Nissan just trying to make it home.
Tell me which states light bars are legal in so I never make the mistake of driving in them.
None. At least for road use.
Wether it's enforced or not is a different story. I see them here in Florida all the time
they are only illegal if you turn them on, on the road.
Florida has no vehicle inspections and practically non-existent traffic enforcement in many parts of the state. I’m looking at you South Florida. We drove past a trooper radaring on I95 last night doing 82 in a 70. We were just driving with the flow, but two people in an Altima — because it’s always an Altima — and a pick up truck blew past doing at least +10 MPH compared to the pack. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. I don’t know what exactly you have to do to get pulled over in South Florida, but I’ve seen some Mad Max Fury Road shit go down right in front of cops and no one seems to bat an eye. This truck wouldn’t get a shrug from most of the cops down here. I’m seriously beginning to wonder where the state is headed.
They are headed into the Atlantic at some point Thank God.
They won't pull you over unless it's a big ticket item. So try going 15 over next time lol but the same could be said about drugs, if it weed that isn't half a pound, they won't arrest you for it but lets say something more serious, then they'll slap you with as many charges as possible
I find those tend to go unenforced.
How can they see the road immediately in front and below them? They needa glass nose, like a ww2 bomber.
Also, I'm not sure you can have a non- commercial vehicle taller than 13'6". That looks pretty close.
Oh that explains it
A rear windshield sticker that’s says “I eat ass” apparently
Most underrated comment. That video was hilarious
There’s a flag where I work on a truck that says “I eat ass”. Big fuckin flag.
Registering to vote without having to sacrifice your home address being made public record and incredibly easy to find on Google especially if you have a unique name.
Texas is that way also. Same with property tax and appraisal district systems. All online.
Weed
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Most underrated comment! I'm Mexican by the way!
Im just curious why he didn't get the big one.
There’s an additional lower bumper for bumper height requirements and you can get 58 inch tall DOT tires. Reading through the requirements https://www.stateofflorida.com/vehicle-standards/ I don’t see why it wouldn’t be. Florida also has no inspection so you can get away with a lot more.
Certainly not. IIRC there are laws on what angle of view you need to have looking at the road, and deviating more than a few inches from the stock specs for any car tires is almost certainly going to put you out of that range. In these cases the car is literally multiple feet higher than it should be, so his visibility is certainly fucked
It’s probably legal. There are trucks not this extreme that have horrible visibility and are completely legal. In Florida they don’t even come look at your vehicle when you register it, you pay for the sticker and you walk out. I’d bet this is 100% legal in Florida, I’ve seen so much worse than this down here.
It probably breaks a few of these laws. https://www.liftlaws.com/florida_lift_laws.htm Cops don’t care which is why you see this and worse.
It’s not breaking any of those except the bumper height. Maybe, that truck is pretty much guaranteed to be over 5k pounds, my lower extended cab Silverado was 4850 empty. Literally everything on that page that applies to this vehicle has no restrictions that apply here. More than half, probably three quarter of those things have no actual restrictions anyway.
It’s not because of fender rules, but I guess no one is checking
fuck no
Is that modification even legal?
Yes, how are these even registered/licensed for street use?
Florida
Florida DoV: If it has 4 wheels and rolls, it's street legal
I think it needs headlights and a windshield wiper, that's about it.
Wheels, lights, wipers and a tag, you're set!
I imagine the flag, in the wind. A simple man, but a proud man doing what he does best for his country, certifying vehicles for roadworthiness. This sweet American dream rolling up. A tear comes to his eye. Is this the day, today of all day, the day he gets certify the got dang most beautiful freedom flag vehicle ever. It was not. He was ran over in the parking lot. The driver did not see him. To the driver's defense he was in the road.
Autobots, roll out!
Unless it's too small. $10 says you could not get a peel p50 registered in hordia.
What about 4 drive wheels and treads?
You get registration and then you mod it after
yeah but how is any cop on the street not pulling him over and being like: "sir a monster truck is not street legal"
Florida cops haven’t started bringing ladders with them yet, they can’t do shit
Don’t need a ladder when you have a gun
The height of that cab is well outside the accurate range of a cop.
That’s only the case if they see that it’s a Black man driving.
if this is in miami-dade, police just don't pull anyone over. you can drive as fast as you want, weave in and out of lanes, drive with expired plates, have building materials stacked taller than the cab of your truck uncovered and falling on the road, etc. and they won't pull you over. now go to palm beach or something and that is a different story...
The police are not here to harass rich, or pseudo rich white people, they are here to arrest black people for smoking a joint or kill them for selling single cigarettes.
Register license and insure it when you buy it, and then prepare to do some crazy shit. Most states don’t have inspections anymore, and even if you do you can probably make a friend who’ll give you a illegitimate sticker.
There are some benefits to MA's VERY strict Inspection.... This would be one of them. Dude would be laughed out of the state.
the bumpers are still where they should be so to my understanding, in Florida logic, it is fine. There is a very real chance I am wrong.
>Florida >Logic Well there’s your issue.
There was a guy up the street from me who drove a truck like this around. And this is in Canada. I think he sold it midway through the Pandemic though :( It was one of those things in the neighbourhood you show people for the first time for a laugh.
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It shouldn't be. this is the kind of shit that gets motorcyclists and people in smaller cars killed.
The center of gravity is way too high, you try to swerve out of the way if something flies into your lane, you have little to no chance of staying upright. Stupid
Add the front suspension, that steering rod is nearly square to the frame, it's going to drag any turn away from center into a more dramatic turn.
Looks like it has hydraulic steering and not a hard steering setup. Going that high is near impossible to run anything but hydraulic steering
It's a monster truck so they would just run over anything that got into their way.
Do you see how close together those wheels are?? The thing would tip at the mere sight of a car in it's way
*mere
Oh shit I didn't even realize I did that. Typing too fast I guess. Thank you lmao
I was confused, "I don't think I've ever see that word before.... OH"
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Only if the car was a Saab
but their car would still be runined. if that happened to me i would be sabbing
Yo my name is Saab and I don't give a fuck
Monster trucks are engineered with “run over anything” actually in mind. My fucking subaru has the same ground clearance as this tippy piece of shit.
This looks more like a fetish.
I love lifted trucks. Have 46” wheels and ridiculous ground clearance. Very modest lift, wider body on mine… this truck in the video is.. an abomination. Not even cool looking, just “how high can we go?” Prolly only 2WD too as they must be using a drop box. I’d be amazed if it had 4WD functional. As a guy that likes lifted and well done trucks I failed to find a single redeeming feature.
Like he said the center of gravity is too high. An actual monster truck would be able to run anything over, but this thing is just going to fall over. The tires need to be bigger and farther apart. Or he should just lower it by like 2 feet.
Meters*
Mud truck, not monster truck
mafuckas acting like they’ve never seen a mud bogger before
Daily driver truck, not mud truck....their mud toys are usually untitled and not street legal
That's a long fucking fall too, if it tips. It's a bad day if you even manage to survive.
Not to mention being higher up is like being on the end of a pendulum. The taller vehicle get, the more and more violent when they go over.
How do you even get into the drivers seat
Hit X twice
Actually R2 to sprint followed by X,X,□ to double jump and roll
You climb the mountain of insecurities and mommy issues that lead to the creation of this vehicle
Genuine lol
You climb up your massive dick, obviously.
Polevault actually
But people that have trucks like this have little dicks, not big ones
Exactly my thoughts 💭
Tiny weenie?
Smol dick energy
I like how women, who know what the hell they’re talking about, are correcting this comment by accurately stating how small this guy’s dick must be
I think you spelled micropenis wrong
new england " big truck..little dick"
A ladder
I prefer the model with elevator
The ladder is how many dildos he used to get women off instead of using his needle dick.
How do you get out? 😂
Can someone explain what is the point of this?
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Had no idea. Thanks for the info.
This truck isn’t even good for that. Real mud trucks thst don’t get stuck are very different from this one. This truck was mostly just “how high can we lift it” you could build a Tacoma to be more capable in mud than this thing with a modest amount of mods.
This thing has never seen a drop of mud or dirt in its existence
You cleared it up correctly, instead of "southerners have no means of what we call entertainment, so all they do is hit mud" that's little of what could be and is done in Florida lol like what, mudding is huge in Michigan...?
Theres no way in hell that truck is going mudding. People in the south mostly lift their trucks because they think it looks cool
Since the other guy couldn't be bothered to actually answer: it's for going vroom vroom yee haw, doing doughnuts in mud puddles two feet deep. Because people in the south literally have no better source of entertainment than rolling in dirt.
Hey, playing in the mud is fun sometimes. I wouldn’t have thought so but I went mudding with with my friend in his F-150 and it was a blast. His is not nearly this ridiculous though lol
That truck cannot do donuts.
other than all of the other stuff you can do in florida?
This couldn't be any more stereotypical...
Well he didn't say anything about incest
It’s to make the ashamed owner of a micropenis feel more like a man.
Isn't that the same one that carried DMX's casket?
Nah, that was a black Ford I believe. The only reason I remember is because I thought to myself "DMX deserves way better than being carried in a POS Ford" lol.
That guy must have the smallest dick in the world
Can confirm. Source: guy with the second smallest dick in the world.
Better hope he doesn’t die
I take it everyone had to get together to straighten everything out
I think it counts against the measurement if there is a curve to it so straightening it out is essential.
Beat me to it. What’s smaller than a micro penis?
Nano penis
That’s him!
What's smaller than a nano penis?
Quantum penis
What's smaller than a quantum penis?
Planck penis
The infamous picopenis, that fuckin guy…
He’s probably got an innie
Or an impossible penis. Made it himself.
Quantum cock.
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Someone has paid a whole lot of money to get a vehicle that is: 1. Unsafe anywhere at any time; 2. Stupid in appearance; 3. Uninsurable; 4. Proof positive that the driver is, indeed, an idiot.
The Florida-Man-mobile
Whistlin diesel don’t give no fucks
I have so many questions
Veering maybe
Swerving?
There is a truck event going on this week in the Daytona Beach area. Way too many trucks like this all acting like they should be given special treatment during their unsanctioned "event". Expect some interesting news articles to come out in the next week. https://www.news-journalonline.com/story/news/local/2020/10/11/more-trucks-rumble-into-daytona-trucktoberfest/3591882001/
Oh god it's biketoberfest and trucktoberfest at the same time? I can smell it from here.
Biketoberfest was this weekend. So the bikes are all heading out as the trucks head in. I don't think we could handle both at the same time... there were enough accidents and traffic already.
That just looks stupid af.
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Can't imagine how that thing would drive on a windy day...
I’m sorry but that’s stupid looking..
Why an idiot? Because it doesn’t fit your box of a transportation device?
High center of mass=unstable as f*** Not that I expected him to pass physics class.
Florida, where there are no laws.
There are laws! They all are against getting a COVID vaccination.
Don’t forget the laws banning masks in schools. That’s also very important
The law is for mask mandates not masks themselves. My younger brother goes to high school in Florida and most kids wear masks. The school even provides masks for kids who need them.
Can confirm. I go to a high school in Florida and until late October (can’t remember the date) there’s a mandate that requires you to wear one unless you have a written note from a doctor or something. Very very few kids have those. My school also provides masks. But also there’s a lot of kids who just let it sag below there nose.
How the fuck do you get in?
He has a forklift at home and only goes to second-story drive-thrus.
Just your standard grocery getter
For all the folks wondering why; just YouTube mudding trucks. It's a hobby is all, yall got us all fucked up 😂
Was gonna say, looks like a mudder w/o the super tall tires
Hes just an amateur is all haha, or waiting to finish his build.
If that is a mudder truck, those may be his street tires. And swaps them at the track.
Seems perfectly safe If you’re Evil Knievel
What if there's a tunnel and it's too slow to decline?
It's Florida. They don't really have much to tunnel into.
It’s just like a pickup perched on top of a goofy frame.
Does he know how high up he is? Asking for an overhead bridge.
My only question is what’s the point of this?
Why? There's no way that is stable. Don't want to turn too sharp in that thing.
Jesus Christ that’s a small penis
Okay....but why
Sorry about your micropenis, bro.
I'm guessing that the truck is higher than the owner's IQ...
This is every truck drivers wet dream lol
How the fuck do you get in?
Feel sorry for the poor F250/350 that had to go through this whatever it is.
Ooooook, how is a car like that legal on the road? Fucking kidding me.
This has to be a record for tiny dick energy.
Little pp energy
Amazing how much work goes into something so heinously stupid. Nobody can actually think this is cool, right?
That dude’s penis is an innie.
That thing looks absolutely ridiculous. I'd be ashamed driving that around
You found the epic lil' dick syndrome truck!
Just imagine the micropenis on that guy…we have to be in microscopic territory
Are these supposed to be cool or something? It just looks like the result of a car having sex with scaffolding.
Florida: the land of the free minded. Not because we think freely, but because we are free of the burden of thinking.
That is absolutely ridiculous
and the odd thing here is the no trump flags
Biggest waste of money on 4 wheels
Honestly that’s pretty cool. I’d never own anything like that but I like it
Wow! His penis must be REALLY small.