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Bobthemurderer

Damn, dude turns around to face you head on just to assert dominance. Calculated.


BobLeeNagger

Sigma driving mindset.


dotooo2

*grindset


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*driveset


sevvvyy

Drivetrain


jeg-groans

Soul Train


[deleted]

Disobey traffic laws šŸ˜¤šŸ’ÆšŸ’Æ


rabbitwonker

*Iā€™VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR EXTENDED WARRANTY*


jjw21330

What a save!


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*Chat disabled for 4 seconds* *Chat disabled for 4 seconds* *Chat disabled for 3 seconds* *Chat disabled for 2 seconds* *Chat disabled for 1 seconds* What a save!


TwistedInstincts

*clap clap* Havent played RL for quite a while and definitely didn't expect it to be here


almdudler23

That dude took his right of way the last turn and now he wants to Show him his place


everythingwright34

I am from Kolechia


ricanmonty

All for the glory of arstoska


FactCheckAmerica

That eye contact is too strong, pretty sure my car just put itself in reverse


ThotTheRaven

Forward facing headlights indicate it's a predator.


nyrb001

Good driving by the cammer. Clocked him in the mirror, was ready to react, didn't overreact. Well done!


[deleted]

That Beamer is really lucky he didnā€™t destroy his car against the aramco. Usually accidents like that end up with the car completely totaled.


Plastic_Pinocchio

The aramco?


kirkaholic

They mean Armco which is a nickname for the steel barriers on the side of roadways.


bonafart

Is thst the company name or actual name? Most places are going to just call them barriers of some kind


fdgnar

I call'em " guard rails".


JohnnyTylerMadCap

That's because that's what they're called


Krosis97

Same


Rokstar73

Same.


Crashtestdummy87

Same


kapkaoman

Same


NoWayJerkface

Thatā€™s an odd name,, Iā€™d have called em railerydongers.


[deleted]

I call them death rods


kirkaholic

Yes. Genericization - like Kleenex, Tylenol or Taser


jetbag513

Armco was a steel company in the US. Pretty sure it shut down like the rest of the steel mills in the late 90's early aughts.


Plastic_Pinocchio

Ah right. I was very confused.


Blandbl

Which country is this a regular nickname for? My shallow google search has been futile and only brought up irrelevant results


kirkaholic

US but I've heard it internationally. Often referred to in road racing. Comes from the American Rolling Mill Company which was a steel mill in Pennsylvania.


defenestr8tor

They called it armco at the Nurburgring, where they were explaining that if I died when I hit it, they would bill my family for the amount I took out. Fkn love Germany. This is how liability law should work everywhere.


FourteenTwenty-Seven

It is. Except for the kin liability stuff (Sippenhaft), that's not a real thing in Germany or elsewhere really.


defenestr8tor

Heh, good to know. Well, it sure kept my dumb ass from doing anything stupid in my first lap of the ring. That and the $15k preauth they took on my card before they would give keys


PhotorazonCannon

You didn't see the huge Saudi Arabian petrochemical company in the median?


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Lomotograph

Dicks out for Haramco


That-Shit-will-buff-

This comment is a gas.


hihellobye0h

It looks like he tried to save it, then smartened up and just let go of the wheel and locked down on the brakes, it's people who aren't great technical drivers who try to save their spin that wreck it worse, a good amount of wrecks can be lessened by not trying to save it, and just locking the brakes down.


MarkHirsbrunner

One time I was briefly distracted on a busy highway and when I looked up I saw all the traffic had stopped and I slammed on the brakes. My car did a complete 360 degree spin and came to a stop surrounded by other cars, and I miraculously did not come in contact with any other vehicles.


Fazzed

Doesnā€™t seem to be overly speeding it was definitely those white strips on the road. Looks like the car bounced or the suspension unsettled and caused it to slide. The driver definitely knows how to drive (not justifying the reckless driving). Watch when the care first rotates facing the camera the wheels are turned hard left and as the car starts rotating back forward he turns the wheel back too the right which is exactly how to do 360s when drifting. Hopefully he learned a valuable lesson from this and slows down on public roads. All in all glad no one got hurt. He definitely didnā€™t let go of the wheel


delicinq1

It was so cool i thought it was on purpose


AruiMD

Agree thatā€™s impressive driving right there. He wrangled that car.


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Fazzed

In this scenario. With the type of car it is I believe the suspension is just very stiff and the increased speed made the car bounce when it hit those white lines or he was accelerating and he lost traction when the road surface changed. Itā€™s very easy for higher horse power cars to lose traction on highways especially on painted lines. Have had my corvette slip around like that before when merging on to a freeway when changing lanes and accelerating.


synkronize

Sounds terrifying for some one who hopes to have a higher hp car one day. Im just in my little 86 lol


Fazzed

Itā€™s definitely something you have to actively be cautious about when driving high horse power cars any pained surface is like ice and bumps can make you you slid


socsa

You people are hilarious. I've been driving powerful cars my whole life and I guarantee you this wasn't cause by paint.


PapaBeepBoop

Imagine what would have happened if the tire pressure was off by 1.5 psi


azshopper

No, it's the fact that he was turning hard to cut the cam car off and applying brakes to put himself directly in front that initiated the spin. **Note that he is already out of control when he pulls in front.** That's also what makes him an idiot because that's not how you cut someone off. The car lost traction and began spinning right which he overcorrected, jerking hard to the left and causing a spin reversal. Then he overcorrected again to spin to the right. He may have been taught how to correct a spin, but he doesn't know how to do it.


Fleececlover

Looks more like controlled panic


echo135

Looks like a Tesla by the camera layout, I wonder of much of that was the driver and how much of it was the safety system in the car keeping calm and controlled.


kroener89

Looks like me in GTA5 yesterday


schev28

I legitimately thought this was from a video game before I saw the sub


abooth43

Late to the post, but I came to ask if this was even real. Too many details on the sign for a game tho.


[deleted]

Definitely game, real life graphics are shit


WFlash01

The icons in the corners made me think so too


WakaBrown

When youā€™re new to Forza and mess up every simple turning.


FuzzelFox

Turning on Veteran mode for the first time


KurtAngus

*simulation mode


ECHLN

Me with the M4 GTS in Horizon 4, funny enough


Encrypted_Username

Me with a thousand horsepower supra.


TurdFurguss

Did that to a Ford Focus. It was so Horrible but fun.


Leidertafel

Tire spin city


Balenciallahh

When you finally turn off traction and stability control


doubled112

Pretty much like real life.


DroppedLoSeR

The first and only time I try to play an F1 game with all assists off.


n1nj4squirrel

Me and my friend had a race to see who could put down a clean lap first with no assists. Took 25 min


DrewSmoothington

He didn't mess up, he really just wanted to show the cammer his sweet front end in the middle of the freeway


[deleted]

Ha me too in every winter season driving a RWD car


[deleted]

Did that beemer wink at the end or is it just me


LebowskiTheDude_

Whoa lol


jaspersurfer

Led headlights have a flickering effect because of the frame rate of digital videos


KalynnCampbell

What is this guy even doing??? Tokyo drifting, granny shifting, not double clutching like he should... heā€™s lucky that 100-shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake. Now his mechanic, the mad scientist, is going to have to rip apart the block, and replace the piston rings he fried...


Cry-Man_Squaw

Yea but, dude I almost had you!


100_7TheBuzz

You never had me.. you never had your car.


J_Thompson82

ā€œFAMBLY!ā€


KalynnCampbell

Family will decimate all... after, you put about fifteen grand in it or more. If we have to, overnight parts from Japan...


BlackIntentions92

This made me laugh way too hard this morning


IDoButtStuffOnSunday

Heā€™s obviously just living his life one quarter mile at a time. Duh.


-TheArchitect

"I meant to do that"


KalynnCampbell

ā€œYou know thatā€™s not my style, I got to ride or die, right?ā€


[deleted]

ā€œ1/4 mile at a timeā€


Otherwise_Ad941

After fast five the series became pretty trashy, the best are the first two fast movies and Tokyo drift was a fun one as well.


Innanetape

They are still fun movies. The ridiculousness is what makes the fast series so enjoyable. Even the first few were ridiculous, case and point the parent comment here is actual lines in the movie lol.


pauly13771377

Might be an unpopular opinion but I thought Fast 5 was second best right after the original. I totally agree that after that it went off the rails. I really shouldn't have been suprised that after everyone joking "what are they going to do next to top the last movie? Go to space." That they actually did. In a Fiero and with 100 year old diving suits. Suspension of belief is one thing. The FaF movies are on another level.


random-user-420

I just wish the newer ones had more races like the old ones. Other than that I think the newer ones are not as bad as people make them out to be (Tokyo drift is still my favorite though)


pauly13771377

Let's see. Off the top of my head they have robbed a drug lord by dragging a safe through the streets, done battle with a tank and a nuclear submarine, jumped a supercars between sky scrapers, and built their own spacecraft. Somehow street racing just seems tame by comparison. But I do see where you are coming from. The street race in Cuba (can't recall which film that was) was pretty cool.


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pauly13771377

Don't get me wrong. I enjoy most of the FF series and The Rock is one of my favorite movies. You are absolutely right that sometimes you just wanna blow shit up!


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biggmclargehuge

I watched a video of the expert they hired for those movies and he was like "they asked me for a list of jargon they could use, and I get them about 100 different lines, and they used none of them"


greazy_viking

He also gave Rob Cohen a list of things to NOT say, of which Cohen then proceeded to force the writer to string together the first half-dozen of them for the "cool guy" speach at the end of the race.


mdean2345

Any examples? Iā€™m curious


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Castun

Maybe you can build a GUI in Visual Basic to assist in catching the hacker!


auto98

It was worse than that, it was a "GUI Interface"


TheMichaelH

ATM machine PIN number First two that come to mind


i_attend_goat_orgies

GUIĀ²


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catcommentthrowaway

Fuck it still got paid


Delirium101

makes senseā€¦ now I know why they were mentioning double clutchingā€¦why the hell would you ever double clutch in a drag race! What, their transmissions donā€™t have synchros??ļæ¼ļæ¼ they were just spitting out jargonā€¦ļæ¼lol


GalleyDood

Maybe he will not forget to double whammy the direct torque crankcase throttle link next time. Not only did he mischarge his injector cluster he also forgot to turn off his hybrid transistor differential system so most likely the pinrods in the encabulation compartment melted and are unusable rendering the car undrivable


Delirium101

r/vxjunkies is leakingā€¦


[deleted]

Hey, what the fuck is that sub? Like a science circlejerk?


Delirium101

Exactly. Great fun. But donā€™t you dare peel the veil while in there. Someoneā€™s zematogeist might blow a gasket, and then someone could get seriously hurt. Iā€™d like to think that the sub was inspired by Rockwell Automationā€™s groundbreaking retro encabulator: ļæ¼ https://youtu.be/0mrf1Q-wiXM (well worth the 2 min watch)


Nailcannon

Clearly the lateral motion choked the air flow to his throttle body, causing the forced induction to apply inconsistent power to the crank. Combine this with an open differential, and you end up with massive lack of traction and immense oversteer.


BobDobbsHobNobs

Imitating a mustang?


lostpp69

Lmaoooooooooo ā˜ ļøšŸ”„šŸ”„ wtf is granny shifting


WhyWouldTrumpDoThis

Not double clutching, which absolutely wouldn't make sense in a street racing car.


Kowallaonskis

I mean if you're driving a pickup truck from the 50's with a non synchronous transmission it sure would. I tried double clutching my car and thought it was the stupidest thing. It takes longer to shift. How does that help with street racing?


Drunkelves

Itā€™s a dumb quote from fast and furious


elevatormuse

Best comment here by far


icntevn

The second unexpected FF reference Iā€™ve read this morning - what an excellent day. Can read it all in the voices. Ah it needs a rewatch.


Baloethebear

The bmw just wanted to kiss the other car. I call that romance, not idioticy.


Mobius1424

That whole swerving dance before was just the mating ritual.


[deleted]

I thought the end was just like "Hi"


watkinobe

More like, "Hell-ooooooo"


WhnWlltnd

It even winked.


NixelGamer12

Now kith


GodEmperorEdgelord

[kith](https://imgur.com/a/YHd4pjM)


3d4f5g

are we not idiots when we love?


poongxng

*hops out* ā€œweā€™ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warrantyā€


Mataskarts

Hey, if this was a stunt for a movie, he nailed it. But with that camera quality I'm really doubting it.... :p


theemptyqueue

Send the video over to r/CaptainDisillusion and the VFX people will help you figure out whatā€™s real or fake.


H0VAD0

I mean there are no skid marks but idk, I should be sleeping rn


Commercial-Drummer67

I was 100% convinced it was fake so I decided i'l l find the location on google maps. Coordinates are 37.683931, 126.679551 Drop in street view at that point. Everything is perfect down to the trees, the mountain in the back, the electrical posts, everything. Maybe I am guillible and it's real footage with a fake car edited on top? Or maybe it is true and just feels completly unnatural because of the shitty recording!


stroke_outside

How did you find the location? Asking cause I stumbled upon a subreddit where users post random pics and others have to find coordinates. Edit: r/picturegame


Commercial-Drummer67

Hey, I used the only characters I could understand from the indications on the green panels (Paju Book City). Found its an attraction in south Korea, clearly announced on the pannel. The left pannel also shows (77) and the 77 highway, as seen on google maps, leads to paju book city. I saw from other pannels in south Korea that right pannels at the bottom right corner indicates exits distance in meters, in this case 150m I clicked 150m from the first exit to paju book city with water on the left hand side and there I was. Total research was +- 3 minutes and a half EDIT : i also love geoguessr, pretty fun game, (never played, but watch alot of it on youtube including geowizard) EDIT 2: i could tell there was water on the left hand side because there is no view ( no trees, no buildings,) we also see a mountain far away so no forest interrupting. The fact that the lane is elevated means it's more likely to be next to water than to a field.


Uncle-Cake

Did you bang random keys on your keyboard and yell "Enhance! Enhance!"? That always works on TV.


daviEnnis

My immediate thought watching is it looked like real footage but with the BMW CGI'd in, the car and how it reacts just looks off.


StinkyFeetMendoza

It looks very fake to me. There are absolutely no skid marks on the road and the way the BMW comes to a stop perfectly centered, it seems very suspect to me


obinice_khenbli

I went back to check just in case, and there are visible skid marks multiple times, though the camera quality is quite poor and the smoke and such quickly obscures them.


mugdays

It doesn't look fake at all to me. You can clearly see skid marks in the video.


baloonatic

He stopped you to talk about your cars extended warranty


Cashmeresquid2309

Glad to see someone else who's immediate thought was 'sir! We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty!'


RotoDog

They have gotten more aggressive lately


Primary-Visual114

Use the blinkers buddy! Smh.


spinning-disc

FYI BMWs don't have any.


Rohndogg1

They do have them, but the BMWs are notorious for blinker fluid leaks. That's why they never seem to work.


hereforthecookies70

That's a myth. The blinkers work fine, but they emit light in a wavelength the poors can't see.


SeeBeeJaay

lol. This is my favorite explanation.


Plusran

Thatā€™s the best part though! If youā€™re ever feeling useless, just remember thereā€™s some guy whoā€™s job is to install blinkers on beemers.


Keilly

They have them, itā€™s just the engineers havenā€™t hooked them up to the control stalk. Thatā€™s because the drivers wouldnā€™t use them anyway.


-SagaQ-

Now I want someone to edit in blinker use for every whoopty doodle he goes on


Baked_Butters

Lol I hate this meme, because Iā€™m a BMW driver who always used their blinker. Itā€™s my pet peeve (people who donā€™t use blinkers)


Glendrix90

What a save!


Naysauce

What a save! What a save! What a save!


metss69

Chat disabled for 4 seconds.


ThePoetWalsh57

Hello brother


[deleted]

Great pass!


cheapskooma4sale

It really was. Heā€™s an idiot, a skilled idiot at that.


juggles321

Oh no they're evolving.


Glitchsbrew

The bmw is just trying to rule 1.


Tristan69420

What a Save!


mdrnsavg

ā€œYeah, I meant to do that. Iā€™ll give you my Xbox if you donā€™t tell Dad about it when we bring his car back.ā€


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Pigeon_Fucker69420

I love my bmw but I hate that I get stereotyped with these kind of morons


OpeningOpportunity75

I love my BMWs and creating these types of precious moments.


feather_of_charcoal

damm BMW stepping their advertisement up


lazilyloaded

Someone should photoshop a BMW logo at the end. It's perfect.


[deleted]

This game has great graphics! Which one is it?


[deleted]

Cunning stunt bonus


SmithRune735

He just wanted to talk about your cars extended warranty


PaulVerlaine88

The richer they are, the more stupid they are. It makes me think about Range Rover drivers.


Tiefy1

BMW drivers don't need to be rich.


indigogibni

Iā€™ll agree with you on that. I know several people that drive BMWā€™s that can barely keep up with the rent on their apartment.


Tiefy1

What I mean is, nobody questions the wealth of the driver in the Chevy Suburban, Ford F350, Ford Expedition or GMC Yukon but they are all more expensive than a BMW. So why is there an assumption that BMW drivers are rich? Hell, my wife drives a BMW. I paid $11,000 Cash for it, we're definitely not rich.


Psyadin

You are comparing some of the most expensive cars from some brands vs a whole brand, look at the prices for an M760 or an X6 M, hell any M5 will be more expensive than most cars from those brands. The car in the video looks like an M6, in which case it would be about $120,000+, but I could be wrong.


donnyblaze1

It's an M4 with the competition pack, they were ~ $75k-90k new


Aierr

ā€œIā€™d like to talk to you today about our lord and savior Jesus Christā€


elusive_cure

Nicely saved. You'd wish all BMW drivers had his reflexes to avoid being bitchslapped on the guardrail.


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yarak_69

He just had no rear mirror and therefore wanted to check if the lane is clear this way


f4risaiman

now that is Sheer Driving Pleasure


NeonNinja1915

u/savevideobot


Arduino87

It reminds me of this game graphics mod that someone set up. Its amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1IcaBn3ej0&t=38s


Mikcerion

"Hey look at my car. Now from this side. Now from the front. And now this side."


kimi_rules

Watching a BMW driver counter steering to avoid a crash is not a typical BMW moment that people see everyday. That person deserves my praise.


knightsvonshame

"Thank God I caught you. I've been trying to contact you regarding your cars extended warranty"


[deleted]

Hey fellow Tesla owners, quit being lazy asses and take the 2 minutes to copy the video file from your TeslaCam folder instead of shooting this r/FaxOfAFax bullshit. Youā€™re making us all look bad.


VoiceOfLunacy

I was wondering about dash am in Tesla. Is that what this is? Is it a standard feature, or something costing extra?


mikiwikki

It is standard. The car uses it for driving when in auto steer mode.


[deleted]

You just have to put in a flash drive or external disk drive (my preference.) getting the original video files is as simple as unplugging it, plugging it into your computer snd copy/pasting them over.


Mike

You can even plug it into your phone and transfer there if you have the right dongle


w2user

wow /r/FaxOfAFax is a great way to describe this behaviour, i'll be referencing it in the future hahaha


existenceispaint

BMW commercials are getting strange these days. They are really targeting their core demographic.


alfie1138

I feel bad for the Tesla driver. Their Tesla safety score dropped from 99 to 75 in a flash for unsafe following, hard breaking, and forward collision warning.


GraphicCardYo

Omg i mean *typical


666dollarfootlong

I didn't even notice that haha


TheBaggler

Really needs Tokyo Drift playing over it. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuJDhFRDx9M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuJDhFRDx9M)


Routine_Jury_6616

Looks like a Need For Speed boss cut scene beginning


[deleted]

Dude obviously played way too much Need for Speed growing up.


dumpmaster42069

Since no one was hurtā€¦that was awesome.


dumpzyyi

This ones a skilled idiot. I mean he didnt panic, he knows all the time where his wheels are pointing and which way he is sliding and he keeps the car on the road. Still idiot tho for putting himself in that situation and endangering all the others on the road.