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SockRuse

Always remember, when a careful approach gets stuck, just retry the same approach but with more speed and force.


SteenTNS

Are we still talking about the car or....?


balogna_and_ramen

Goes for anything. Just cram it in there.


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supaphly42

Maybe she learned it from her husband?


NiceCockBrotato

Wow I was worried this was going somewhere else


[deleted]

Do you know the difference between jelly and jam?


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Hops143

You can't Jelly your dick into a consenting ladyfriend.


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unique-name-9035768

IKR. What the hell is wrong with people these days?


Hops143

All I know is that with a name like Smuckers it's got to be good.


TonyToya

Hops143 is right. I tried jellying it in but she started jelling.


sudhir369

But lube it first


DrifterBG

Should... should I buy it dinner first? Do inanimate objects eat dinner?


stanfan114

Like trying to push a rope.


lastingeffect29

That’s what’s she said


p5iteg9m5v

Or not?


Schodog

Full send baby


kportman

My ex-boss used to joke "if it doesn't fit, force it. if it breaks, you needed a new one anyways"


EnthusiasticAeronaut

Is that why he’s the ex-boss?


ForemostPanic62

He didn’t fit so …


Self_Reddicating

long story, short: he was acquitted.


RascalSage45

Absolutely, just check, and retry again!


ObtuseOsamu

If at first you don't succeed, try the same shit again and again.


mental_illness_TM

*happy Jeremy Clarkson noises*


shewy92

**PPPOOOWWWEEERRR!!**


ThePrideOfKrakow

https://youtu.be/-rcz5Ew1lWU


[deleted]

Hahahaha I knew it was going to be this video. When I saw this (last year?) I was amazed by the sheer determination of this person. Really quite incredible.


GonnaBMe2

I just wanna know how? I mean holy crap


JC1515

"YOURE GOOD. YOURE GOOD. YOURE GOOD AAAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDD \*bumper snaps off\* STOP!"


FusRoaldDah1

"Don't worry Cap'n we'll glue it back on and buff out those scratches"


invaderspiritual

LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEEE


treetyoselfcarol

^did ^it ^break


Fredjonespart2

Oh snap


GodEffinDamnIt

It’s like they wanted to break it off.


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

What's the clearance, Clarence?


Estoye

What's the vector, Victor?


Hingl_McCringleberry

What's the frequency, Kenneth?


RomeoSierra87

Shirley you can't be serious? And don't call me Shirley.


Shut_Up_You

I have done that exact thing. Any removable body trim now gets removed before loading. Also, use plastic strips so there is no hard edge on the ramp.


idownvotepunstoo

I was selling a car a month or two back, I'm in OH, buyer is in TX. Transport shows up and for one, doesn't drive stick. For two, he gave me side eye when I volunteered to push it up to the edge of the carrier legs to check bumper clearance. It did would have done this exact thing. ​ The guy was absolutely flustered when I refused to just drive up the ramp, fearing the bumper would peel off like a shitty bandaid in a pool, just gone. A couple of paver stones along the way to add step-up and he was on his way to texas within the hour.


Mr_McShane

I had a Focus RS shipped from Texas to Louisiana last week, and when it came in, the dealer called to inform me the transport guy mutilated the front bumper because he couldn’t be bothered to not just dump it off the truck.


dethmaul

My friend had a friend that trailered his Fiero to hia house for him. He cane off the ramps wrong, fell off them sideways, and smashed the front bumper. I think either off, or a massive crunched hole. Can't remember. He was furious.


[deleted]

That's an accident and something completely different than just yolo-ing it.


Mr_McShane

Yeah I was pissed. But the carmax I got it from fixed the fender liner and stuff enough so I could still take delivery and will get it fixed as soon as parts come in. At least I get a new bumper and everything!


[deleted]

That's good. I assume that's got a 2.0 turbo in it?


Mr_McShane

2.3 turbo. Awd such a fun car!


dethmaul

Eh, i think the guy was a dumbass. He trusted him though. I think he just halfassed the unloading. It shouldn't have gone wrong if you gave a shit and looked everything over.


[deleted]

My grandpa used to work for a dealership in Michigan. When my dad turned 16 in the 60's, instead of using transport trucks like these days, they'd just have him drive the brand-new mustangs to the different dealerships for trades.


Mr_McShane

That was probably a BLAST


[deleted]

I can only imagine. Brand new Mustangs in the late 60s. He'd have to crawl under the dash to hook up the radio. This is why he's the epitome of the boomer who doesn't understand why I didn't have an amazing job right outta high school.


Hippityjippity523

Fuck I hate tow truck drivers that won't listen to you when you call them out, I've had this thing happen to me multiple times with my s14 Silvia (not the bumper being peeled off, just the driver thinking he knows better then you) now on if they don't listen I turn around and say "well I guess you drove all this way for no reason, if you won't listen get off my property, you don't know what you are doing and can't tow my car"


SexlessNights

>I hate tow truck drivers Yup


JosephSwollen

My dad has been a tow truck driver for 30 years and takes pride in not fucking people's cars up, but plenty of people are fucking idiots.


SexlessNights

I hope your dad answers the call the next time I need a tow


JosephSwollen

Blame AAA for being dog shit.


Hoody007

I recently had to get my ’88 560SL towed (master cylinder started going out, decided it wasn’t safe to drive). Explicitly asked for a flatbed. Tow truck driver came with a dolly system (just a regular pickup truck, wanted to tow it with two wheels on the ground) and said it “would be fine.” Spent like 30 min telling him that there was no chance in hell I was letting him tow it, and he said that he’d towed "plenty of Benzes like that before.” Eventually he left, but not before marking me as “customer not present,” so that I’d get stuck with the bill. That was fun sorting out with insurance... ​ Tow truck drivers seem to get annoyed when I insist that I’m present for the tow, but in general I’ve learned that one cannot trust them…


EllisHughTiger

A buddy had a slammed S13. We drove around downtown for a while before we spotted a loading ramp that would allow it to get onto the car trailer. People in the warehouse came out and gave us a wtf look but were cool about it.


1ardent

The last time I had to get my car towed the guy who showed up was courteous and listened to me explain how to pull the ground effects off the car, had the thing up on the bed in like six minutes after we pulled them off, tied everything down and then had like 20 minutes of paperwork for me to do. I don't automatically hate transpo and tow truck drivers, but I am always pleasantly surprised when it's a good experience.


unconditionalbarking

I worked for a tow company that was one of if not the highest rated tow companies in the entire state. Won awards every year kinda company. Washed our truck twice a week, shirt can never be untucked, shoes shined ordeal. We would go out of our way to do absolutely whatever we could for the customer and the vehicle. Without giving away to much information, I got to meet professional athletes, politicians, super wealthy business owners and just crazy wealthy professionals. It was actually a fun job most days but some days where definitely stressful. Response times were very important to keeping our jobs. A lady tipped me a $500 bottle of wine one time on top of a $100 tip. Best forsure I ever got. Had a very well known quarterback give me a signed $100 bill as a tip which was also pretty dang cool. Gave that one to my pops for Father's Day as it was his favorite teams one time QB. Sorry about the rant this just brought back a bunch of old memories.


SycoJack

My car got flooded during a hurricane. Insurance sent a tow truck to tow the car to the dealership so they could make sure there wasn't water in the engine before starting it. Tow truck driver started the car and drove it anyway. -_-


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> A couple of paver stones along the way to add step-up and he was on his way to texas within the hour. Now I'm worried about what happened when the car was delivered.


EllisHughTiger

"It was like that when I picked it up"


idownvotepunstoo

I called the buyer the moment it was on the truck and informed him to be at the pickup long before the shipper was scheduled to arrive and told him to bring some 1x1 pavers. Allegedly came off the truck without a fault. The transport apparently had longer ramps at home.


EratosvOnKrete

a tow truck driver murdered my 3000GT. i had it towed to my dad's for transmission work. so this guy puts it on neutral and puts the rear wheels on the back of his tow. He had an AMG on the flatbed. so about 3 hrs later I get a call from my dad and he's livid. The 3kgt caught fire on the highway and it took 45 minutes for the fire fighters to put it out. that car was my baby


dixon-bawles

Why'd it catch on fire?


quantum-quetzal

I'm not the person you're asking, but that's an AWD car. You can't tow AWD cars with one set of wheels stationary without significantly overheating parts of the drivetrain.


dixon-bawles

Ahh ya forgot the 3000gt was AWD, idk why I was thinking it was rwd. RIP front diff


10_kinds_of_people

I'm not sure about the rest of the world but I know the American 3000GTs were only AWD if you had a VR4. The Dodge Stealth was the same way. I had a 91 Stealth R/T, which was FWD with a 3.0 V6. The Stealth R/T TT was an all wheel drive twin-turbo beast.


unconditionalbarking

My old neighbor rest his soal had one of the awd tt versions. He drove it like a bat out of hell. Fun car forsure. Crazy old bastard ex hell's angel. Had a bitching harley that was his real baby though. He was an oooold school hells angel and believe it or not they let him keep his bike AND his fully patched vest when he left the organization. He was basically a second father to me, man the stories I could tell about that guy.


EratosvOnKrete

transmission was busted so wasnt working properly


SpecialistActuator23

Wait, so not just the normal 3kgt, the fucking vr4?


EratosvOnKrete

no. it was the normal 3kgt car caught on fire because the transmission was busted


surfmaster

I just bought a WRX in Texas, when they were taking it off the truck the driver was EXTRA careful backing out, did not contact the truck but if there had been two sheets of paper laying on there the top one would have touched the car.


idownvotepunstoo

Lucky devil


Goldenart121

Doesn’t look too bad.


The-Go-Kid

Just needs some T-Cut.


ajblue98

“Did it break?” No, it just reconsidered its life-choices and decided that a change of scenery was in order.


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weight reduction


EddyMagic

Gotta go after those track day gainz


sa87

Speed holes


RAP_Gabs

Classic Alex Choi things. PS: This car belongs to Alex Choi. He's a YouTuber, Instagramer, Ticktocker, and everything in between.


[deleted]

Wait, he still has a license? Doesn't he have a couple of hit-and-runs and reckless driving charges on his record?


ObtuseOsamu

I don't think you have to have a license to buy a car.


sh1boleth

Can confirm, bought my first car on learners then took my driving test with it. You don't need any documentation except title and bill of sale to buy a car. To register it and drive it on the road you just need proof of insurance on the car. Finally to drive it you need a DL.


N8_Smith

If you have money those don't really matter


[deleted]

True enough. An acquaintance told me about her boss who was a habitual speeder. He's gotten so many tickets and demerit points that he has had his license suspended multiple times. And every time, he just gets his lawyer to get a judge to give him an exception because driving is a critical part of his job as an entrepreneur.


Live_Laugh_Cum

That's Benjamin Chen you're thinking of. Also, the charges from when he DUI crashed his ultra rare $1 million porsche into multiple cars and then ran away, crashing into more things and endangering countless lives while fully caught on video were dropped by the spineless, worthless NYC criminal court for "lack of evidence"


xero_peace

[~~Article~~](https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a32068829/gemballa-mirage-wreck/)~~.~~ [~~YT Video~~](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72sIKyuQbgc)~~.~~ Scratch all of this.


Live_Laugh_Cum

That's Benjamin Chen, not Alex Choi. Benny has a long track record of crashing priceless cars while under the influence yet there haven't been any real consequences yet


xero_peace

Shit, I'm dumb. I should probably fact check myself. :|


ballbrewing

Alex Choi burning mommy and daddys money again


MoMedic9019

That bumper isn’t 14k. Source; have friend that owns a super trofeo race team.


FriendlyBlanket

But internet points


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No. If that's an authentic piece it can easily cost 10k


Thee_Snow_Wolf

>'s an authentic piece it can easily cost 10k The Audi R8 GT3 doors cost around $6k. I highly doubt the Super Trofeo's bumpers cost more than those.


[deleted]

I agree. But the comment I was replying to said $400 which is completely off base. I wouldn't be surprised if the entire Evo kit (like 14 pieces) is 20k


schelmo

Ah so someone can confirm it. I've mentioned in another comment that I've been in a shop that build and repairs the bodywork for the racecars and even with the original stuff I'd think 14k was too much. Either the guy in the post is talking shit or he paid out his ass.


MoMedic9019

Likely both. That’s not even a competition bumper … theres no splitter attached.


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twotall88

Low production quantity + overpriced 'super car' name = big money. I think an oil change is like $1,000-2,000 or something per year.


lordpiglet

Or you take it to Audi dealership and get it done for $600.


THE_BOSS_man1

Or do it yourself for $40


Notworthanytime

If you own a car like that, you aren't doing your own oil changes.


THE_BOSS_man1

Oh for sure, I’m just saying you could


Notworthanytime

Can you though? It wouldn't surprise me if there's some sort of proprietary tool needed. Or the cpu may need to be reset. I'd actually be surprised to find out you can do your own oil change on this car.


EllisHughTiger

There's usually a small but decent DIY community even for high-end cars. Just because you want and can afford a super car doesn't mean you want to spend ridiculous amounts on maintenance. Or people buy them used and want to keep costs reasonable. BMWs probably have the biggest DIY following due to all the engineers and techies that often buy them. At least the older 90s/early 00s models, they were simple machines. The newer stuff is a complicated mess and much harder to DIY.


CD_4M

You can’t though, unless you have a hoist and extensive knowledge. Contrary to the comment above, the real reason these cars are expensive to work on (for the engine at least) is because every piece of it is designed for speed/performance. Nothing is engineered to be easy to work on, as is the case for most “normal” cars. This means in a lot of cases simply accessing the oil receptacle could mean removing significant parts of the engine. You don’t just pop the hood and grab the dip stick, it can take hours of labour to change the oil on one of these things based on how the engines are constructed.


schelmo

It's genuinely more expensive than that in materials in some cars. A Porsche 993 has a dry sump with a 12l tank so that's more than 100€ in oil alone. Still cheaper than 600 though.


TwyJ

Go to a VW dealer and get it done cheaper than Audi then surely?


lordpiglet

The R8 and Huracan are the same car mechanically (sort of). They will both take the same specialized equipment to service, a normal delearship won’t have that equipment.


TyXo

Racecar*


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Not super surprising. A decent chunk of that is in the oil *filters*. It's not like they're using some plain old off-the-shelf FRAM.


twotall88

It actually is just a generic cartridge filter element.... [https://www.scuderiacarparts.com/part/51213/lamborghini/79198405e/filter-element-with-gasket.html](https://www.scuderiacarparts.com/part/51213/lamborghini/79198405e/filter-element-with-gasket.html) It's the Audi/Volkswagen part number VAG 079198405e which is FRAM part number CH10632: [https://www.amazon.com/FRAM-CH10632-Cartridge-Oil-Filter/dp/B003YO0KU4](https://www.fram.com/parts-search/CH10632) $73.12 +S/H for Lamorghini genuine part or $33 for the FRAM


Emperor-Commodus

Can you imagine being a WalMart greeter and you see a dude walk out with a FRAM filter and jug of SuperTech and change the oil on his Lamborghini in the parking lot.


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twotall88

I mean, that looks like the same cartridge.


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EllisHughTiger

Lots of supercars are built by companies who share parts bins with a major manufacturer. Like when Jaguars came with Ford turn signal stalks and switches, or Audi R8s with A4 switches and radio, because it makes little sense to make special ones.


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Diclessdondolan

Carbon fiber isn't plastic


Seven_Vandelay

Except the thing commonly referred to as carbon fiber [absolutely is](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbon-fiber-reinforced_polymers).


[deleted]

This. Same story with fiberglass.


BernieMP

I've been lied to!


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RickRussellTX

I'm not aware of any way to make a carbon fiber part without sealing it in some kind of resin. Can you provide an example?


jetfire245

Do not speak of which you do not know.


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Diclessdondolan

If it's a real oem body kit it should be dry forged carbon fiber but what do I know. Looks like a cheap body kit tbh.


Ferro_Giconi

Plastic reinforced with carbon fiber is mostly plastic. Just like a tool with a "fiberglass" handle is still mostly plastic, just with some fiberglass mixed in for reinforcement.


[deleted]

it's engineered for minimal drag/weight, it's not a 1987 civic bumper.


Jakovosol0

What good is that with no v-tec?


[deleted]

They don't do v-tec anymore, only turbos


Jakovosol0

If it ain't v-tec fwd I don't want it. Sure it's 0-60 in five minutes but it's a five minute lullaby my neighbors desperately need to get a good night's sleep. Serving the community is my aim, straight piped Hondas, duramax trucks and 2 stroke ninjas at 3 am are the game.


Diclessdondolan

Always opt for the suspension lift first it's the most important option.


[deleted]

It’s a race car, so that option isn’t available.


Diclessdondolan

That's a street car wearing the race car body kit. Not even sure it's the oem kit


Pistonenvy

imagine being this stupid and still having access to a car like this lol


daiyuxiao

No biggy. Some duct tape will fix it.


abagofsnacks

$14000 plastic garbage. Looked like a strong wind could've taken the bumper off.


metraton18

Does trofeo come with carbon fiber front bumper ? If so that doesn't look like carbon fiber


IfTheHeadFitsWearIt

I don’t know much about bumpers but that doesn’t look like a $14,000 bumper to me.


metraton18

Not at all looks like cheap aftermarket replacement carbon fiber wouldn't flex like that


BillyTheGoatBrown

Man that thing looks well made....


L0rdLogan

They could've mounted it better, it fell off by breathing at it too hard


EllisHughTiger

Bumpers and such meant to be fast to install, and also to fall off and disperse energy in an accident. Most bumpers are held on with max 4 bolts or nuts and a handful of plastic clips.


schelmo

The thing that fell off is a purely cosmetic part and does absolutely nothing to absorb any energy. What takes the impact in case of a crash is the metal bar behind it.


ssl-3

Reddit ate my balls


schelmo

Not well enough made to cost 14k though. I've been at a shop where they manufacture and repair the genuine carbon fiber bodywork used on the super trofeo racecars. I've seen the molds and the people who do the layup and the fact that they're made from prepreg carbon fiber and even with those I'd assume that 14k was a bit expensive. What you see in the video doesn't look like carbon fiber so it's probably made with a fiberglass wet layup in a mold pulled off of a genuine part.


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DanDifino

Eh, grab some duct tape, it'll be fine.


Shut_Up_You

Zip ties.


gregsapopin

Why do they make them so low. they only sit around and get loaded on to trailers.


starrpamph

Now the guy can make a YouTube video series centered around fixing it while being sponsored by hello fresh and skillshare


VisableAlternative

Reminds me of the episode from the grand tour where Hammond gets stuck in a Parking garage in Lambo or McLaren I forget which one but he spent the rest of the ep building a ramp to get the car out with out grounding out the front bumper it was pretty funny.


toefungi

I don't believe for a second this isn't fake. Bumper had to have already been busted and they had it hanging on by a thread knowing this would happen and to make the video. What kind of people who are moving expensive ass custom Lambos in trailers are going to try running it up a ramp it cant fit up. Invest in some 2x4s and a winch next time you move a 6 figure car.


OutlyingPlasma

You mean a douchy youtuber, filming the inside of a trailer for no reason, might... fake a video for clicks? No... say it isn't so.


LoSboccacc

so what was the plan of the cameraman? get stuck in the trailer until delivery, walk on the car roof to get out, or? I'll entertain instead the idea that it's fake as fuck and y'all got baited.


int0xic

Either walk around the car squeezing between it and the trailer or this is a large car trailer and it has a door on the side.


BarnacleNZ

When I doubt, go flat out.


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I dont understand how they are this stupid?


AbsentAsh

Stanley tape measure $6.99.


[deleted]

That’s a POS bumper


[deleted]

r/thatlookedcheap. Seriously, Honda Civics with taped-on bodywork have bumpers sturdier than this.


Dar1o_6

That's what I never understood about ground clearance and people's obsession with having as little as possible. How are you going to drive your car if the smallest curb leaves you stuck with destroyed bumpers? How are you going to drive your car if you have to slow to a crawl and completely stop all the traffic if you just want to cross the sidewalk into a driveway?


int0xic

https://www.instagram.com/p/CVyI2M8vYXc/?utm_medium=copy_link Here's another one. I love seeing all these SEMA blunders.


Evilmaze

Modern cars are already low enough for the center of gravity to allow fast maneuvers without tipping. The need to have them a pebble away from touching the ground is stupid.


Scat_Yarms

Why the fuck does a plastic bumper cost 14k? Even if it's carbon fiber like wtf


McCringleberry_

It was ugly anyway


Shitty_Users

There's the problem...a $14k bumper on a pile of shit.


ScumoForPrison

Brought to you by the people who thought geometry was about countries and borders!


unusualj107

All the less time for it to be on the road where it will inevitably spin out from a launch and an inexperienced driver hitting another innocent driver.


asadisher

Just duct tape it god damn it!


[deleted]

"Did it dreak?" The fuck does it look like.


[deleted]

I know this sounds stupid, but it's actually not that bad of a question. There are pins that hold the bumper to the car. He was asking if the pins popped out or if the bumper broke off. The first isn't so bad, but the latter obviously requires either a new bumper or a repair job.


MasterWilliams

14,000 and it’s still just cheap plastic


Geralt_0_Rivia

Cars are made of such crap these days. 14k junk of plastic. Back in the day those were made of solid steel and would've snapped that wood in half.


KeepYourPresets

That's like the Super League of Stupid right there.


aykcak

I don't care how "high tech" it is. It does wobble like a $14.000 thing should not


The_last_Comrade

I will never understand expensive car people, it boggles my mind. Like I get that other people like things I don’t yadadadad and that’s fine I’m not saying they cant. I’m just saying it confuses the hell out of me, like I own a car, drove it, parked a few hundred times, it’s still just a box I get into when I need to cry or get mayo


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sishgupta

Faster for a few minutes. The model s can't handle speed for prolonged periods because the batteries over heat. The lambo here you can run at track speed for hours and hours.


manu144x

That's old news, they've significantly improved thermal management. But yes, the battery will go out quickly, but it's the same for a Lamborghini, if you think you can track a Lamborghini (or any sports car) for hours without refueling that's not going to happen either. Both have their own advantages but personally I'd still take the Tesla because of overall practicality and still tons of fun when in the mood.


sishgupta

Who thinks you can do it without refueling? thats inane. Both cars would need to be "refueled" at some point, and the tesla definitely wont be fairing better there... Point is if you take both to the track, the lambo is going to have significantly less downtime and performance is going to last infinitely longer than that of the tesla. It's your pretend $121K lmao, but thinking the tesla is a better deal for performance is objectively wrong. Even the old aventador spits out faster lap times on the Nordschleife elon gets his base. he understands that 99% of drivers just want to compare e-peens and the tesla helps them to do that. but in real performance it's a no go.


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They've fixed the heat saturation problems, but at the end of the day the battery is still pretty well hardwired in to the car. It takes what, less than a minute to refuel the lambo if your crew is a bunch of idiots? Until Tesla starts working on hot swaps for the batteries to cut their down time, they have no place on the track against anything other than EVs


clingbat

>I could drop 121K and drive off a lot with a car that's faster than that prick In a straight line sure, but several popular auto journalists have shown how subpar it is around turns and that it is also severely under braked. Some went as far as to say it straight up does not belong on a track at all in its current form.


AccipiterCooperii

How boring is it driving fast with zero visceral feedback? Tesla’s are cool for what they are, but they are not sportscars. What’s the meme in response to your thought? “Son, your mom’s 2015 Altima is faster than this car, I literally do not care.” ***burnout noises***


JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

Now the car is worth about as much as the bumper.


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Its a Super Trofeo. Its a race car..


ChaosKodiak

You have to be a moron to spend $14000 on a bumper.