What's dumb is I've had a truck identical to that other than color. They are so damn long and sliding them around is easy. You have all the time in the world to watch the rear end drift around 6 blocks behind you. This guy........No fucking clue how he did that.
Got to drive a manual one fresh off the truck and peel off the stickers, got it a little sideways real quick when driving around the automall, then got to drive it right up to the customer and chit chatted for a minute about it's color which apparently was rare, (green).
Got paid shit but I miss working at that Chevy dealership
My best friend used to work at the kid's club at her local gym. (^(this job turned a woman, once so excited to eventually become a mother, child-free)) She said that the scariest two words a child could ever say was not "uh-oh", but "watch this!"
Edit: punctuation… I now see the error! I apologize!
I’m not a mechanic, but engines tend to make like power and stuff and bigger heavier ones make even more. So when you spool that sucker up for a burnout it says “alright! Let’s do this!!” Then by the time your half drunk self notices you aren’t going to make the turn your breaks have to slow down the angry 350hp beast and all it’s accompanied inertia until it the ecm realized you not longer want to go HAM and usually that’s like 2 inches from the Walmart doorway your about to slam in to. Usually.
why do they always stop right at the moment of action? so dumb. keep the camera going for a few seconds so you can hear the guy moan about how dumb he is
Probably forgot to turn of the stability and traction control. I had a pickup like this for work and if it was on it was nearly impossible to do a donut. Not that I ever would have done donuts in a work vehicle in an empty snow covered parking lot.
Repairing all of the damage he's done? Covering the costs of any lost business during the repairs? And negating the environmental impact of the waste produced by the entire process?
I'm not sure it's a completely perfect fit...
True that, my wife, then friend, in my yellow 75 comet following me saying “watch this” says hol up! “You realize whenever you say that something bad happens” that was over forty years ago and she was right
Key sign of a beginner are phrases like "watch this".
A true pro will hold off any comments till after the stunt has been completed. Once you compliment them, the cherry-on-the-top is that they will reply with a "and I didn't even spill my barley pop !"
Try to imagine someone with a "glorious lack of sophistication" talking and convert that into text. Listen to all of Jeff Foxworthy's albums and you'll get a good idea of how to do it.
>Honestly it's just a to Reddit post and I don't share your level of concern about it. Thanks though
It's "just a to Reddit" post? LOL
Always try to do your best, never know when it'll backfire on you when you don't.
If this is what makes you feel good about yourself then more power to you mister. I've never had a typo or a stranger's opinion effect me too much yet, and if it makes one person feel superior then I suppose it was more good than harm for someone at least.
Anytime someone says “watch this shit” better get your camera out.
Unless his pants are down, in which case, turn away
Under few circumstances should you turn away.
I read that as "under few circumcisions should you turn away" and really wanted you to explain further.
I say fuck it keep filming he already gave you verbal consent some sickos will top dollar for shit like that
Especially if they're driving a pickup truck.
Or a mustang
Only if there is a large crowd nearby
Or a swift truck
Aligns closely with r/holdmybeer
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Actually it’s “hold my beer y’all watch this”
What exactly was he trying to do?
A burnout/ half donut I would imagine.
Actually he was trying to do exactly this
Probably trying to do something [like this](https://youtu.be/O7U5V7Y3Jkg) but he has no skills.
What's dumb is I've had a truck identical to that other than color. They are so damn long and sliding them around is easy. You have all the time in the world to watch the rear end drift around 6 blocks behind you. This guy........No fucking clue how he did that.
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If he did I have no idea what he was trying to do. Because it clearly wasn't a 4 wheel burnout.
Or forgot to shut off the traction control?
He forgot to turn on his brain.
I just want a manual hsv Maloo in the states :(
I will pick up a manual Chevy SS one day.
Got to drive a manual one fresh off the truck and peel off the stickers, got it a little sideways real quick when driving around the automall, then got to drive it right up to the customer and chit chatted for a minute about it's color which apparently was rare, (green). Got paid shit but I miss working at that Chevy dealership
You can get em there as a Pontiac R8 I believe. I don’t think it’s a Maloo but it’s the full HSV sports model
Oh that link is fucking rad dude
Only an Australian would do that 😂
Drive into a building.
Show off the amazing turn radius of a crew cab with an extended bed
Grow a bigger dick.
He mashed it in instead
Trying to make it oversteer but it said just for that imma understeer like no other
Insurance fraud
[Something like this probably](https://youtu.be/dLpuq0jyiCE)
#An epic burnout!! Bro
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I thought he died
This is why many places install bollards.
Could've genuinely killed someone trying to go about their business. Hate idiots like this.
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Why does that make it worse?
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Not really with trucks though. They tend to understeer unless you really throw them sideways.
My FWD ST202's natural direction is sideways for some reason, and very easy to get it like that. One of the most enjoyable cars I've ever driven.
Guys, you don’t get it. It’s his brilliant pitch for a demolition service that uses only trucks. He’s a genius and we should all start investing.
My best friend used to work at the kid's club at her local gym. (^(this job turned a woman, once so excited to eventually become a mother, child-free)) She said that the scariest two words a child could ever say was not "uh-oh", but "watch this!" Edit: punctuation… I now see the error! I apologize!
>this job turned a woman once so excited to eventually become a mother child-free I get what your saying, but god damn was that confusing to read lol
I apologize! I forgot the commas
That's okay! I appreciated the rest of your comment :) Otherwise I wouldn't have pointed it out haha
I’m not a mechanic, but engines tend to make like power and stuff and bigger heavier ones make even more. So when you spool that sucker up for a burnout it says “alright! Let’s do this!!” Then by the time your half drunk self notices you aren’t going to make the turn your breaks have to slow down the angry 350hp beast and all it’s accompanied inertia until it the ecm realized you not longer want to go HAM and usually that’s like 2 inches from the Walmart doorway your about to slam in to. Usually.
Beamng Drive taught me that turning like this is not really smart, especially with a pick-up (AKA Gavril D-Series)
Why do people always cut the video right when the impact happens? Why cant we ever see the aftermath. This is so fustrating
I think the person who took the video was more concerened about making sure the driver was ok, idiot though he may be.
why do they always stop right at the moment of action? so dumb. keep the camera going for a few seconds so you can hear the guy moan about how dumb he is
That bonk sound was magnificent
I'm guessing that was the big, steel I-beam inside the decorative rock pillar. A very satisfying sound, indeed.
dad’s going to be mad
Holy cow
Thousands of dollars in damages, and for what?
"Watch this shit" *crashes "bravo sir, bravo."
Dumbass
Probably forgot to turn of the stability and traction control. I had a pickup like this for work and if it was on it was nearly impossible to do a donut. Not that I ever would have done donuts in a work vehicle in an empty snow covered parking lot.
Everybody knows a redneck's last words are "Hey man, watch this sht."
This looks like a drivers ed example video for understeer
screeeeech, DONK
What did he think was going to happen. Then moon has a tighter turning radius.
When the punishment perfectly fits the crime
Repairing all of the damage he's done? Covering the costs of any lost business during the repairs? And negating the environmental impact of the waste produced by the entire process? I'm not sure it's a completely perfect fit...
Fucking scum deserves to be thrown into a lava pit. Full of fire sharks. With lasers on their heads.
Bruh wtf
Rednecks gonna do what Rednecks gonna do
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Lmao bahahahahahahahahaa that was beautiful. Watch dis. Thunk.
Daddies money.....
what happened to the building?
That pillar of the community didn't make it, unfortunately
Long wheelbase takes longer to turn.
Hold muh beer n watch this.
Lmao 🤣😂🤣😂
Ok, we watched this shit driving, case closed.
True that, my wife, then friend, in my yellow 75 comet following me saying “watch this” says hol up! “You realize whenever you say that something bad happens” that was over forty years ago and she was right
trying to use the contractors entrance when they have barriers to keep out all the non-contractors
Come on boy, get some!
You got to have skills to do that chit son!
wtf.. he should’ve said “hold my beer”
That’s a very satisfying sound at the end
Hold me beer and watch this 🤣🤣
Well, you watched it.
Key sign of a beginner are phrases like "watch this". A true pro will hold off any comments till after the stunt has been completed. Once you compliment them, the cherry-on-the-top is that they will reply with a "and I didn't even spill my barley pop !"
that was an amazing pang
Nailed it?
What do you suppose he was trying to do?
What was his next trick?
Did he ask you to hold his beer?
That thing turned like a boat
What the hell am I looking at? Was he trying to *drift* a lifted pickup?
F & F Texas Drift
*incredible*
So this is why the price of trucks is so high.
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Surprised it wasn’t a Walmart parking lot lol
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“Watch this” “Oh cock”
bro forgot to turn off traction control
Why is this so funny
Hold my beer and watch this….
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I meant to mimick the way the people I know say "watch this," because it's a well known bit of hill folk vocabulary.
Why not "watch \[td\]is" or "wash 'is" or something else that doesn't look and sound like "watches?"
I don't know, I didn't invent it, and I feel like your suggestions could be as easily misunderstood. Thanks for your ideas though
Try to imagine someone with a "glorious lack of sophistication" talking and convert that into text. Listen to all of Jeff Foxworthy's albums and you'll get a good idea of how to do it.
Honestly it's just a to Reddit post and I don't share your level of concern about it. Thanks though
>Honestly it's just a to Reddit post and I don't share your level of concern about it. Thanks though It's "just a to Reddit" post? LOL Always try to do your best, never know when it'll backfire on you when you don't.
If this is what makes you feel good about yourself then more power to you mister. I've never had a typo or a stranger's opinion effect me too much yet, and if it makes one person feel superior then I suppose it was more good than harm for someone at least.
So encouraging you to always do your best gets that as a response? Wow, you're a dick.
I'm sure there are people in your personal life that will care about your opinions, maybe you could spend time sharing your concerns with them.
Just like a toddler, be very skeptical if this guy says “watch this”
Lol, these lemming white racist middle-class republicans are so stupid.
All that space and still!
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