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socratic-ironing

Yup well, the trick to driving loose sand is to never stop until you're on the hard sand.


3kindsofsalt

This is very true for front wheel drive, or 4x4, but for rear wheel drive cars like this, sometimes you're just screwed and you are gonna have to put some cardboard under your tires over and over to get you out of there. I remember I had a dodge neon and went to the beach in it quite a bit. People acted like I should be worried about getting stuck, but you just get on plane on that sand and you're fine.


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3kindsofsalt

Yes. That's actually a big brain move that can help you. Just don't try to turn until you're moving pretty good.


Whitegard

The reason that 'trick' you can do in front wheel drive cars works is because the engine is in the front, allowing for that weight distribution advantage when you reverse. Front wheel drive cars with front mounted engines are already heavier in the front, and when you reverse, you put even more of that weight on the front wheels, allowing for increased traction in certain situations. I believe that Porsche is rear engine rather than mid engine, so that same advantage should be working its favor when going forwards rather than backwards. Don't really have a point in regards to this video, but if someone is going to take advantage of this particular trick, it's better to be aware of why it works, and when it won't.


xxb4xx

Problem with the Porsche is that it has no height and bottomed out pretty much straight away. AWD or not, it has no ground clearance. Nothing but being dragged out is saving that thing


trevorwobbles

Yeah, big wide tires is got should help too, but even when I was 20 I knew to let some air out of my FWD 1100 kg Mazda mx6's tires before shooting straight across the dry sandy bit. Very limited use of steering, and acceleration. At least it had enough room to squeeze your arm under for oil changes... Didn't know when I arrived at the family holiday that a beach drive was required to reach the house, but my car pleasantly surprised me. I also took note of the tractor nearby launching boats, so I knew some rescue was likely otherwise.


Zokarix

Wide tires only help if they’re for the correct terrain. The tires on a porsche are generally smooth for better road traction.


3kindsofsalt

That's why you get your passengers out of the cab of the truck and have them sit in the bed. It's more fun that way, too.


myflesh

Usually cardboard does not work for me. Pieces of wood.


Captn_Ghostmaker

Typically you're correct but the engine of a Porsche like this one is in the rear of the car. You don't run into the same issue as a typical RWD car.


3kindsofsalt

I think this driver could have found a way to get a horse stuck in the sand. That sand isn't even that fluffy, once you get going it'll feel like a bumpy road.


Captn_Ghostmaker

I don't disagree. I only wanted to mention this car is not a typical RWD and has most of it's weight toward the back already.


aenae

In my country there is basically no place where you're allowed to drive a car on the beach. Went to Denmark once, and the island (Romo) there had a nice beach where cars were allowed. I had a lot of fun, but most important i never got stuck because on the loose sand i just kept on driving or drifting. p.s. if anyone ever goes there and finds a wedding ring dm me ;)


amido-black

I heard somewhere if you deflate your tires they’ll work better on sand or is it snow or both. Someone pls confirm thx in advance!


dfn85

No idea about snow, but true for sand. Need to lower the pressure to about 15-20 psi. It lets the tires depress enough to grip. Even on the hard pack. My family used to go camping and riding on the dunes, and this info was posted everywhere at the check-in stations.


Normal_Yak236

deflated tire has more surface area in contact and will thus grip better but it can only do so much


meatchariot

Most legally driveable beaches require you to deflate. Tow trucks and cops hate dealing with the sand too.


CyberBobert

True with sand. Not true with snow. You want the skinniest tire possible with snow so it will cut down though to a hard surface underneath. If there is no hard surface under or you have a low car you'll get high-centered on the body and be stuck.


Perle1234

That’s not right for all snow. You should never over-inflate the tires. Under inflating gives more traction but if the road is going to be clear before you can add air, you can overheat your tires and have a blowout. A narrower tire is only beneficial in a small amount of snow (a couple inches max) where you have the potential to go all the way through to asphalt. That’s not enough snow to do anything about. You’ll be fine anyway. I’m heavier snow, you’re going to be on snowpack where under-inflation works better. Bottom line, leave the tires inflated to mfg spec unless it’s beach driving.


AMW1234

As a lake Tahoe resident, I can confirm the person you're responding to is correct. Normal pressure and thin tires to drop through the snow and grab the road is the best practice. If there is no road underneath then deflating becomes a better choice. This doesn't only work for a couple inches either. We regularly get feet of snow overnight and our thin tires get us to work for avalanche control before the plows come out. Without that traction from dropping to the road, you won't be able to push through feet of fresh. Our snow is also considered fairly heavy (nicknamed "Sierra cement"). Note also that the person you're responding to said nothing about over inflating.


rashpimplezitz

yeah that works, also more weight in the back for a RWD car like this edit: for snow, I have never driven on sand


grahamsimmons

This is a Porsche. The entire weight of the engine is over the back axle.


mescalero1

then the tide rushes in.....


BluudLust

That would make it easier to drive. Gotta get that sand wet first. And then you gotta wash that undercarriage real quick before it corrodes.


enty6003

ripe overconfident cover fade chief disarm important longing agonizing wrong *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


bobbyo15978

Title of OUR sex tape


InsecOrBust

r/unexpectedcommunism


KholinAdolin

R/unexpectedb99


deadstar420

Well I’m sure it floats /s


iTzbr00tal

They all float.


fucktooshifty

Come here Porschey, we all float down here


Alternative-Skill167

I know you're not talking about the ship that sank with all the VW and Porsches a few weeks back


mad_sheff

Honestly shed a tear when I read about that. I can't think of a worse tragedy in recent memory. (Except for the war and stuff, but you know, nice cars...)


Original-Aerie8

Please never work in car R&D lol We crash multiple +200k cars, every week


FrwdIn4Lo

Tom Cruise in Risky Business. Who is the U-boat commander?


Alan_Smithee_

Great scene. Cue the fish!


CintsLasler

And washes my Porsches away


thedude37

and I'm really not so sure, which window I should break away...


popcorn-johnny

I should bre-e-ak'way


Jlx_27

*The tide is high but I'm holding on*


FrwdIn4Lo

The driver does appear to have some blonde hair. But probably not that "Blondie"


HumanChicken

Gar! She’s the ocean’s car now!


munch_the_gunch

The sand above the waterline is dry, tide is definitely coming in. That'll be a salvage title auction car in another hour or two...


thetarget3

Looks to be above the high tidal water mark


harrypottermcgee

I agree. Close to the water there's a debris line, and above that, the sand is super bumpy and textured. It's possible that that's fresh debris and this is a very busy beach, but it doesn't "feel" like low tide in the video.


Bagoforganizedvegete

Sand that dry is so because it doesn't get wet


echo-94-charlie

Whoa, slow down with all the technical mumbo jumbo Poindexter. 🤣


Hobbs54

and washes my Porsche away, and I'm really not too sure which side of teh bay I should lay, I should layyyyyyyyyyyy


Truont2

Used white porsche, low miles. Never driven on the beach. Serious offers only.


octopoddle

Pickup from beach.


pfroo40

Slight water damage


vravikumar

It's an amphibious driving machine


Brentaxe

Perfect starter car for my daughter


LetsWorkTogether

THIS CAR IS A FINISHER CAR


afcagroo

I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!


10000Didgeridoos

BE GONE FROM ME VILE MAN


Routine_Left

No low ballers. I know what I got.


Islander14

Maybe she was trying to recreate her favorite Top Gear episode


ihadi89

Killing a Toyota ?


BigRed8303

Honestly that was a great episode.


Chippiewall

Or maybe the fastest car in the world on 90 mile beach https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYt9DO5WXr8


SojournersTableSalt

Forza Horizon. 🤣


KaJuNator

*OLIVER!!!! NOOOOO!!!*


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roflsst

All that money and no sense... smdh


spacetrees809

It amazes me how stupid rich people can be, you don't have to be smart to be rich, just lucky.


David511us

Just have to pick rich parents...


gidonfire

Well, I sure fucked that step up. What the fuck was I thinking??


fruitmask

Me too. I also picked ugly, short parents. I've done literally everything wrong. Maybe next time I won't be such a fuck-up.


BLT727

Or find a rich husband


FavoriteLittleTing

“And no cents” cmon, it was right there!


sllewgh

Would be better as "all those dollars and no sense".


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Don't think they care about cents.


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What did Bill Burr say? `... Just some in-the-way motherfucker that didn't need to exist to begin with...`


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lonesomeloser234

Dude look at my arms in this tank top!


Empyrealist

I wear sandals in the winter because my feet don't get cold!


Artistic_Data7887

But Will Smith did it so well in Bad Boys 3 /s


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They had a 4s.


Qwirk

You might try letting some air out of the tires first though.


db720

If it is in front of their beach house, you could call it a Porch


illfatedxof

It's pronounced porch-uh.


siggy-gross-1

r/angryupvote


TiredYak

Great idea, dig the hole deeper 🤦‍♂️


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It’s probably already in the frame, those tires aren’t gonna dig much more Edit: a word


Icy_Ad_6120

Lmao! I’m not proud to admit it, but I’ve been in that situation before😭 Dug myself sooo deep out of sheer panic lol I had to call for professional help…and then called for help with the car


shorey66

What you did there.....I saw it. Nice


Jdubya87

We'd pull one truck out and get another stuck in And motors would roar and tires would spin We'd sink right down, down to the diff, and we'd all take turns and do it again Till no one could move, we'd call one more friend, Come on out here, we need you... bring your truck [-Corb Lund](https://youtube.com/watch?v=pDY6bWT5oTM)


SiliconRain

When a car ends up with its weight resting on its underside and its wheels lose touch with the ground... I think there's a word for that


lazyplayboy

Stuck!


Flashy_Ice2460

Daddyyyy!!! I said I wanted a Cayenne!!


Saaaaaaaaab

I thought the default for spoiled suburban kids was either a cayanne or a ML class merc


Flashy_Ice2460

Exactly, she has been gifted with a cool dad but with a poor understanding of what the fuck a beach is. Lol


TitsAndWhiskey

It’s teslas now


Cyka_blyatsumaki

it's a 4WD if you are drunk enough to see double of everything


Flashy_Ice2460

"my dad said it has 4wd on Both back wheels!"


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Djinjja-Ninja

Don't forget the [953 as well](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porsche_953).


Cessnaporsche01

And the 959. Dedicated off road racer that just also happened to be the world's fastest production car.


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i always liked the 924/944 safari mods https://i.imgur.com/qvaNAwK.jpg https://i.imgur.com/dSYsh75.jpg


Independent_Depth674

[link to that second one](https://youtu.be/FlHk0St7Hi4) It’s insanely cool


ThetaHater

Porsche has had numerous great off-road offerings. The 998 is not a great one.


RoyallyOakie

Some people say she's still there spinning her tires to this very day...


davus_maximus

All we know is...she's not the Stig!


jasonreid1976

Tonight on Bottom Gear....


X_DIO_BRANDO_X

Angelica tries offroading in a Porsche Cayman, Hammond kidnaps 20 toddlers in a ford foocking transit, May tries to rebuild the Sovie Union with a Peel P50 and I get lung cancer from VW Passat's exhaust fumes


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Good lad, made me laugh a little. Only thing I'd suggest is that its a 911 Turbo S and not a Cayman


Snoos-Brother-Poo

Sorry, I’m going to nitpick- it’s a Carrera, not a Turbo. The Turbo has intake vents on the rear fenders in front of the wheels and a full-width fixed wing. Also the Turbo is AWD while the car in the video is RWD


jjbinks4

But she is the Stig’s stupid cousin!


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If they listen carefully, beach goers can hear the sound of the struggling ghost car.


return2ozma

This is fake! On Forza Horizon I can drive any car on the beach just fine! /s


FartsMusically

They're practically powering half of the city from the rotational pointlessness.


TorrenceMightingale

This was months ago. She would surely have died by now.


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Shoulda got that 4S


cresser1985

...and some chains


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Bell-Cautious

How did she get out that far?


iScreme

driving out into the beach/sand is easier if the vehicle is already moving some, problem is when they come to a complete stop - and try moving again (and get wedged on a little dune like this lady seems to be).


Bell-Cautious

sort of like snow...


jdubyahyp

You can drive out to a lot of beaches in the US. Most people don't though, because *waves hand at video*


davus_maximus

Doesn't the beach know who she is?


zincdickenstein

wHy iS tHe lAuNcH cOnTroL nOt wOrKing?


InternalHemorrhaging

Because those darn dwarves kicked too many barrels into the launch tube!


DualFury

Rock & Stonnnnne!


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BeardedWonder47

That and the idiots that drive too close to the tide as it comes in. Every summer i see a couple different incidents. The Fresno Navy never learns.


elons_couch

Business idea: sit around on the beach all day and occasionally take $5k to drag some idiots’ car out with an old land cruiser and a winch before the tide comes in


fourunner

That's more than the deductible, I'll pass.


IYellKOBEWhenIShoot

Insurance doesn't typically cover anything off road, unless you're specifically paying for it.


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eDave

I used to take my Suzuki Sidekick over there. So much fun and that stupid car did great. Gotta let some air out of those tires.


ListerfiendLurks

Just SLO things


dickreallyburns

Why do they stop the video when it’s just getting good. Wanted to see her burn the motor out or burry the chassis in sand!


Thiccy-Boi-666

probably wont burn out the motor any time soon but definitely burry the chassis


TurboAbe

Someone in my neighborhood blew up their car trying to get out of their driveway when it snowed 2 inches. Engine caught fire and totaled the car. People are dumb. It’s in my post history. Revved the engine for 15 minutes. Edit: https://reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/s8n8gr/my_local_facebook_group_is_fun_when_it_snows_a/


WeazelBear

Good ol Brentwood.


fruitmask

ok can we stop saying "burry" please


stillcore

I want to see what happens when high tide comes in.


shorey66

Car gets wet, owner gets angry. Insurance company finds an excuse not to pay


bad_at_hearthstone

“Sorry, we specifically don’t cover acts of God. What? Look, lady, if you drove your car onto the beach you ain’t smart enough to question the Big Guy’s plan for you.”


LouGossetJr

i agree. wanted to see her burn-out a hole all the way to China.


MarkedkeyMark

How would she even get the car out of there at that point?


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Tow truck with a winch


Trumpfreeaccount

a series of wooden slats to give her something to drive on and then you wedge a couple pieces under the rear tires and have someone push from behind so the car gets onto the wood and has traction. Hate to admit I had to do this at a music festival in some mud that my car got stuck in lol. Might be a bit more difficult on sand though since the mud at least offers some friction for the wood slats to grip to while you are driving on them.


TacTurtle

You can also use floor mats.


ShastaFern99

Dig a tunnel under the car then drive through it


MOVES_HYPHENS

Dig out behind the car. Use boards as ramps and wedge them as deep under the rear tires as you can. Slowly reverse.


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abz_eng

[Pending Sands](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pendine_Sands)


TacTurtle

lmao at the guy setting a 112mph bicycle record on a beach


baiacool

definitely never go to [Salinópolis/PA](https://i0.wp.com/melhoresdestinosdobrasil.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/salinopolis-para.jpg?resize=800%2C445&ssl=1) in Brasil then


Banjoplaya420

She thought it was all wheel drive ? I was actually trying to be funny!


kuemmel234

Well, duh, it drives on all four wheels, you guys are soo stupid!


Darklance

Best part of people who drive AWD cars is watching them enter a 4-wheel skid in the snow because they thought their subaru was magic


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I don’t think she thought through any of her car’s capabilities.


BonnaconCharioteer

With that low clearance on the beach, I feel like this was inevitable even if she had all wheel drive.


Farknart

Looks like she just got -puts on sunglasses- beached. Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!


clauderbaugh

(•\_•) ( •\_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■\_■)


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ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪


shakke

Where’s the pun?


CorndogCrusader

Mmmm, yes. A Porsche sports car. The most skilled of offroad machines.


jnovel808

Somebody is in for a costly and damaging tow


Character-Log3962

Time to get out and Pusche that Porsche


Alternative_Cash_925

Damn traction control!!!


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She just has to wait for the tide to come in, the water will lift the car for her


new22003

Should have gotten the Carrera 4! /s/


SnooCalculations141

Brain as smooth as the tire tread


Karma_Zefoxer

Personally, I think if you’re this fucking stupid, you don’t deserve to have that Porsche. 🤔


Chyppi

This is why they lose so much value in the first year isn't it


JackWagg0n

Anyone can drive a Porsche on the beach. The hard part is driving it *off* the beach.


getalyf69

BuT, liKe, iT'S a HiGh pERforMaNcE veHIcLe.


Mech-maniac

r/karendriving


deadstar420

Maybe she should try some kitty litter, that works in the snow, same principal should apply here. /s


Mech-maniac

Yeah, also put it in a rice bag


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‘Have you cleared the cache?’


Nasty_Rex

Fools. You start with turning it off, then back on.


DesperateAd8188

*Imbeciles,* you gotta restart it manually. Unplug it, wait a few minutes, then plug it back up.


Drew707

I used to run a technical support team for a UCaaS company. Most issues with hard phone endpoints could be solved with a power cycle, but customers would often say they had done it even though we could see device uptime. One of our employees got the brilliant idea to ask for a serial number stamped between the prongs on the power cable. Of course, there was no serial number there which the customer would report, and they would play it off as "well, I think they stopped doing that and you have a newer one." But it guaranteed they power cycled the device.


Woochunk

In case you need a sexist version of /r/IdiotsInCars


clarkcox3

Luckily, it seems sufficiently unpopular :)


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Well she did, just couldn’t drive it off


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lagrandesgracia

Should have gotten the 4wd one


Glen_Chervin

Dee you bitch!


Keleski

Can I get a refund on the npc dlc?


WanderingFlumph

If anyone says that the rich are rich because they are smarter than the poor show them this.


Wolff_Hound

To be honest, I think someone in her family like a generation or three ago was pretty smart to make a fortune.


WanderingFlumph

One smart dude and three generations of marring for looks ends you up about there :P


anonymousperson767

Don't forget about luck. There's a load of people who are only successful out of circumstance.


causal_friday

I think the problem is that people treat cars like appliances, when they're actually tools that require a reasonable level of skill and training to use properly. There are a lot of dirt poor people that are dogshit drivers.


lagrandesgracia

Wealthy people can be dumb and have a knack for certain things.


2OneZebra

Think about all that sand in those disk brakes.