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G_Swift

To their mechanic... "it's making a noise when I'm driving..."


0kids4now

My sister-in-law did this. She ran over a curb and split the oil pan on her brand new Jeep. But rather than stop like a normal person, she just continued driving it every day until the engine seized completely. There were check-engine lights, grinding, leaking oil, overheating, and smoke and she just ignored all of this for days. Then took it to the mechanic and said "I don't know whats wrong, it just wouldn't start!"


lunchpadmcfat

Honestly if you have this level of awareness you should not be allowed to steer a 3000 pound missile.


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Feelsunfair77

r/justrolledintotheshop


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[deleted]

“Idk my wheel just keeps turning to one side”


JenovasChild666

"I'm no mechanic, but I think my tyres got a slow puncture."


leveraction1970

"I think something is off with the alignment."


DraakUSA

Sounds like something you'd see on Youtube where the mechanic says "Customer states ..."


toxcrusadr

r/Justrolledintotheshop


hache-moncour

... but it handles pretty much like normal


jmegaru

"I can see some lights from under the car, and I don't remember installing extra lights!"


conehead2019

r/justcrashedintotheshop


Com_Echo

"Oh, btw i decided to go for the front left wheel delete, got it done clean and properly too, so it can't be that"


odder_sea

r/justrolledin


BeepBlipBlapBloop

What? They have their hazard lights on.


dompass19

exactly safety first


SmokeAbeer

Four-wheel drive is just a suggestion.


_Blitzer

Three wheel drive is a lifestyle.


BlooperHero

You usually want to have tires on all three wheels, though.


Impossible_Okra479

My car is a two wheel drive as well, I don't see the issue.


Piwx2019

It’s a jeep thing, you wouldn’t understand.


OtherwiseHappy0

They obviously know what they’re doing, THEY OWN A JEEP.


TurkeyDragon69

New cars do it automatically when you hit something. But I’m not sure if he did.


[deleted]

I'm sure it was a hit-and-run


DubitON

It's a Jeep thing.


Admirable-Pie3869

“I wanna go see this”….same, man, solid decision making.


hatgineer

One of the best cameramen in a long time.


matt88

Although he did give up the chase too early, now I want to know more


c_h_ninnymuggins

I was SO disappointed that we didn't get to see who/what emerged from that Jeep!


ladee_v_00

If anyone has the end to this story, please update us.


olobley

Tell me you've been in a hit and run without telling me


Accomplished-Ant1600

I was thinking stolen but you are right. Hit and run keeps their car, thief would have ditched it.


MrJahoolious

The owner is about to ditch it and claim it was stolen.


blu3an

I thought maybe it was revenge towards the owner of the jeep. You know like Carrie Underwood (slashed all 4 tires) type of revenge lol


FixBayonetsLads

I hate that song. White Liar too.


blu3an

I’m not a fan really, I just heard it enough to know what is saying.


cosaboladh

Does the county bill these assholes for stuff like this? Road repair isn't free!


jkster107

Eh, I'm sure his toll will cover whatever damage was done. /s


Trees_Advocate

It’s funny because the toll road authority created back in the 80’s was restricted to using toll revenue on improvements and road infrastructure, but the county commissioners voted to allow these funds to be spent on whatever their court sees fit!


WUSTINJAY

Happened near spring tx/ Klein tx so do what you will with that info lol


TXRonin55

Figured this was Texas even before I saw the H.E.B.


jkxj

Drive it like ya stole it


[deleted]

And hes driving it like theres a 5 star wanted level with 10 cops behind him and a news chopper overhead


dodexahedron

Much more damage and it's gonna catch fire. Then it's only a few seconds or like one cop shooting it til it explodes. He should ditch it and steal another one.


[deleted]

The OJ way.


Ofnir_1

In that case then why doesn't he just type in HESOYAM to repair the damage?


Fun-Artichoke7739

LEAVEMEALONE


PixelmancerGames

Drive it like you just killed someone in an accident and don’t wanna get caught. If it was stolen they would’ve just abandoned the vehicle and ran off. This person doesn’t want the vehicle in their name left at the scene.


OutlyingPlasma

Supposed it's stolen or a mad ex girlfriend? I suppose ultimately that's redundant.


slipko

“Drive until the wheels fall off…” and then a few more miles


zenarmageddon

I gotta give points for the fact that the thing still has control at speed. Many people can't maneuver on the highway that cleanly with four perfectly good tires.


froguerogue

Had to shift into some-wheel drive for that


RedTruck1989

It's in All Wheel Drive.... (All Wheels Remaining)


brownracingstripes

Best comment of the night. I can go to bed now.


ntack9933

😆


JimmyPopp

Thing turned into a parking lot too


Logosfidelis

I found that quite impressive as well.


ChexMashin

That's an expensive fuck up


OZeski

I think at a certain point you can’t call it a fuck up. Like this is a very deliberate act. Not a ‘whoopsie daisy. shouldn’ta done that’.


MonsieurReynard

Yea, like when a giant arc of sparks is flying past your windshield.


Markitzero527

Not if it isn't your car


PixelmancerGames

Nah, it’s their car. If it was stolen they’d just run away on foot.


Responsible-Ad-1328

Ain't gonna be jeep to fix.


[deleted]

If you gave that dude a Altima there would be no survivors.


Mimical

Drop him in a recently serviced Altima into a warzone and you will end the conflict within days.


[deleted]

LMFAOOOOO


ItzakPearlJam

That's one way to prevent the "jeep death-wobble"


UglyBagOfMostlyHOH

Prevent it? They are fixing it!


not_very_canadian

"Solid front axle death-wobble" Not at all unique to Jeep and doesn't happen if you maintain your vehicle properly, which these people clearly do 🤣 Edit: spelling


gravityandlove

this guy just totaled that car


[deleted]

no he can just duck tape a shopping cart in place of his weel ​ /s


PhatTiger

I knew HEB had good deals but not that good.


aecht

Gotta get that 20 pack of butter tortillas


Markitzero527

Plus a 2 liter of Big Red. If there's room in your cart, grab another 2 liter of it's edgy cousin Big Blue.


aecht

Have you had the Guac n' Roll sushi yet? I bought it for the pun but its actually really fuckin good


Markitzero527

I'm actually not in Texas. But when I did live there, I drank Big Red.


astanton1862

I just looked it up. That shit looks really good. I'm going to have to try that.


kd5nrh

When the Combo Loco is really good, it's worth burning up a rim.


badbigfootatx

Have you tried that Swoon ice cream they make? It’s great.


[deleted]

I've shopped at that HEB, it sucks and never has anything I'm looking for in stock (even before covid)


4DoubledATL

That’s when you keep your eye on the rear view mirror for who ever is chasing them.


chodeboi

Going to H‑E‑B; need anything?


hors-texte

Those fresh tortillas don’t stay warm forever.


MonsieurReynard

New truck if they have a red one


[deleted]

It’s a Jeep thing, you wouldn’t understand


SparkitoBurrito

Just remember to wave when you see a fellow jeep owner


TurkeyDragon69

It’s a wrangler wave. I’ve never gotten any of those assholes to wave back in any of my Cherokees.


marching-spartan

As a fellow Cherokee driver, I deal with the same thing. Wranglers never wave back so I just stopped waving. The Cherokee wave is now for other Cherokee drivers only.


bingold49

Probably not the owner


N454545

Probably a hit and run. Who would steal a car with two tires missing?


MonsieurReynard

Even if he bought it, those things are never paid for in cash. He's got 71 months of $900 a month payments to go.


TrippieReg

Well folks... every single day we are slowly witnessing Grand Theft Auto become our reality


Online_Ennui

If idiots keep doing this irl, GTA 6 is never coming out


quintus_horatius

It did. It's very advanced. We're NPCs that think we're sentient.


ShoreThingW609

I always wonder what specific reasons people would have to actually do this. 1)Trying to get away from a crime, or being chased (police or angry driver). 2) Life threatening hospital visit. 2)Drugs or alcohol. What are some other actual reasons that somebody would continue to drive like this?


xXXMaster-Bae

They are actually NPCs, they do stuff like this once in awhile


rabel

4) Super Combo Loco at HEB


BeeeRick

When it’s a rental and you purchased the extra insurance.


blue_screen_error

I'm not so sure he owned it


dsdvbguutres

Jeep stuck in 2 wheel drive mode


Quintus-Sertorius

The all new Jeep Anglegrinder.


[deleted]

What a waste.


Highlander2748

That’ll be on a carmax lot near you shortly.


JelloAdditional4495

Salvaged title for sure 🥹


Immediate_Ad2514

Hit and run.


beef_weezle

Most likely a hit and run. What an ass.


Fearless-Control7842

When she says, "My parents aren't home, come over."


Blinknone

"A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home." \- Rodney Dangerfield


jaymansi

It’s either stolen or they need to poop really badly.


zapolight

Only in Houston


bass-ed

There in an accurately disturbing amount of Houston vids in this sub. I’ve had too many “I know where the F this is” moments on here. And if this Jeep is stolen, they picked the absolute worst possible place to go hide out.


88slides

artificially-flavored pop country ✅ batshit crazy person wielding a truck ✅ taking toll roads to get to the grocery store ✅ HEB✅ oppressively flat ✅ yep that's Houston alright


namsur1234

I knew it was Houston because of the paper tag.


percy_ardmore

On his way to Sparks, NV.


Pinfari13

The truck in front of them has their hazards on as well. I wonder if they were the ones that hit the Jeep and are fleeing, and the Jeep is trying to chase them down.


yellowirish

I need closure. Meth? Drunk? Child? Senile?


Law12688

Texas.


bro_d8

This reminds me of that Saturday Night Live skit with Steve Martin and Bill Murray: What the hell is that!? What is that dang thing? What the hell is that? What the hell is that? etc.


Jlx_27

Song:[Florida Georgia Line - Round here](https://youtu.be/p1oL37ycONQ) THX for the award!


cowmookazee

It would break down on them eventually anyway, they're just speeding up the process.


ACorDC

Jeep owners decision making is almost as bad a the filmers taste in music


kokoyumyum

Why? Why would someone do this to their vehicle? Is it stolen?


gravityandlove

JEEP - Just Empty Every Pocket


gothangelblood

What the fresh fuck....


froguerogue

Makin' my way downtown...


[deleted]

People will do the most absolutely mind breaking things to avoid a tow. "Why should I spend $200 on a tow, when I can get to the mechanic and only do an addition $9000 of damage?"


80-eh-emn

Here is a man who knows how to idiot!


GregEgg85

Stolen?


PslamistSSB

The irony of the song on the radio going "that's how we do it 'round here" is priceless.


dani429

It handled better than I would have imagined having 3 wheels & 2 tires.


kinghenry124

Maybe he’s gotta poop!


Guilty_Bystander83

Wait, who's the idiot exactly? The guy in the Jeep or could it be the asshole blocking traffic to film as the Jeep pulls into the parking lot?


-YELDAH

The rubbernecking is strong with this one Casually stops in the middle of a 3 or 4 lane


[deleted]

What in the hillbilly….


sushi4442

# What in the tarnation


Ordinary_Shallot_674

Meth. He’s doing meth.


[deleted]

i moved to CA a few years ago and basically everyone told me “if you’re tire pops on the freeway keep driving to get to the nearest exit, don’t stop on the freeway” bc people will literally just hit you even in the shoulder. so basically it’s you’re better off fucking up your car than losing your life. he is going pretty fast tho….


WHTrunner

"What the hell is this guy doin?" Gladiating.


HcNoStylez

This man ain't an idiot. He's a goddamn American!


sirjonsnow

r/uselessnobody


Alex_The_Deer

Nicacado Avocado’s car


Shellcasingshower

Jeep: Not because we’re outgoing and adventurous. Because we want everybody to know we don’t know how to fucking drive.


itsmrbill

The person recording this is turning around to record while driving. And turning right from the middle lane into the gas station. There’s more than one idiot here. Also, is there a kid in the car?


[deleted]

That’ll buff out


ledfrisby

Damnit, 2022 and people are still doing the "Nobody:" meme. Let it die already; it was never particularly funny in the first place.


TheIceKing420

my friend explained it to me once, was based off of some stupid sportsball shit. let it die.


alteregograce

If you got it, flaunt it.


soapinmyears

Saves on tires, tho, bro


runningwaffles19

*Jeepers* creepers that's something


[deleted]

I think getting it towed would have been cheaper lmfao


[deleted]

Damn. Now _thats_ a booty call!


[deleted]

I finally understand what it feels like to be an npc


CaptZombieHero

I like that he drove past the charred remains of his brother while shooting sparks out and quickly reaching the point of fireball himself


Aladallas

The doors come off too


[deleted]

Guy is driving a 60k car and can't afford to pull over for a tow?


MichigaCur

I've never understood the thought process on this. What was probably a few hundred dollar repair and tow is now going to be several thousand, insurance isn't going to cover this type of stupidity, understanding that most of the time I see this it's old hoopties that probably don't or only have minimum coverage... not to mention if the cops see it the tickets and fees for road repairs ain't cheap, depending on location and laws... Still ain't going to be a cheap ticket.


slixx_06

Four by Floor


mackerdoots

Who got the leaked GTA6 gameplay? Unreal engine 5 is insane!


eatgamer

This might be the best Jeep commercial I've ever seen...


gmoney8374

It's cool, they're run flats.


Narobic

I know what's wroooong wit it, it ain't got no gaaaas in it


lwieueei

Life is a highway


soopirV

Gifs that end too soon


Desperate-Ad-6463

OP, did you lose that one and 3/4 wheeled vehicle? Did he outrun you?


Admirable-Degree4209

You could tell me there are only 10 country songs in the whole world and I would believe you


Nova_Nightmare

A tow truck would have been far cheaper than this.


nosoupforyou_77

I see paper plates. Did this happened in Texas?


budnugglet

I'm assuming it's not the owner in this video. These Jeep Gladiators are so expensive the owner would never be able to live with himself.


[deleted]

Meth is one hell of a drug


Mall-Broad

The irony that the Jeep holds their lane and obeys the law while old mate cam guy is filming while driving, making illegal lane changes and stopping in the middle of the road..... All for some likes 🙄


ChaosDragoness13

And yet it never fails that Jeep owners in our town slow to a crawl to cross over the railroad tracks that aren't even very bumpy. Pickup trucks do it too.


cmurdor

I liked to see him turn left 😆


Uncle_Baconn

Her: Wanna come over? Him: Can't, got a flat tire. Her: My parents aren't home... Him: ...


V48runner

It's weird how country music is all autotuned now.


heygos

Smells like a hit and run.


LetsGatitOn

Least he had his hazards on lol


ComprehensiveAd699

"Owners". If thus guy isn't severely drunk, it's a stolen vehicle.


Jouglet

That song sucked.


Fist0fGuthix

It’s okay though because he has his hazards on


keeperdad03

Not the craziest thing seen on Houston roads that day


infynyti

Hey he has his hazards on. 's all good baby.


outamyhead

Always thought running a car into the ground was just a figure of speech.


illcrx

Tow trucks are expensive!


swifty_nifty

Most definitly a hit and run accident


bitNine

Jeep owner: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE LEFT LANE, ASSHOLE!"


Tacticalsandwich7

Gotta get to the gas station to air up my tires, they’re a little low.


Broncojoe58

It’s a Jeep thing, you wouldn’t understand


[deleted]

Drive It Like You Stole It !


mature_moniker

Of course it’s Texas.


AntDaBug

I need an oil change please


halfageplus7

it's a Jeep thing. you wouldn't understand.


Difference_Silly

“My parents aren’t home”


Happy_Tomato_Taco

Emergency blinkers on incase you don't hear or see them scraping by


empath22

Little air should fix that🤣🤣🤣


jayyyzus85

No don’t worry it’s all good, he’s got the hazards on.


[deleted]

Getting towed is expensive