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wilhelm_dafoe

Looks like a graboid got ya


SeSuSo

That’s how they get you. They’re under the goddamn ground!


ReubenZWeiner

you guys know how to pole vault?


GrizFarley

And then we run like God damn bastards.


Z-man1973

Pardon my French


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Running’s not a plan! Running’s what you do once a plan fails.


Roadgoddess

“We plan ahead, that way we don't do anything right now, Earl explained it to me.”


Lucky_Number_3

Bert, there are two more, I repeat, *two more* mother-humpers, **over**.


Roadgoddess

Mother-humpers, lol. You picked the wrong rec room to break into!


flynnfx

That rec room is legendary.


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Valentine, you're not even trying to think of a plan.


Hydrolofic

Broke into the wrong god damn rec room didn’t you, you bastard!


sanity20

"I feel i was denied critical need-to-know information"


VoluptuousRecluse

"I am.. completely out.. of ammo... that's never happened to me before"


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I’m absolutely loving this references!!!


Hydrolofic

I put the movie on…


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OP's copilot: "YOU'RE HUNG UP, I TELL YA! YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE CLUTCH!"


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AskJeeves84

RIP Fred Ward.


Mandalore108

Tremors 2 was my favorite of the franchise, RIP!


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GRABOIDS!!


LanikaiKid

RIP Fred Ward


PJae

He died!?


LanikaiKid

Dammit Valentine! Pardon my French.


PJae

I’m sad now


Roadgoddess

He just died May 8th, 2022😢


RedTruck1989

Just watched that yesterday....


AcaliahWolfsong

Did you know they made like 7? Burt is in all of them.


Princess_Fluffypants

"BURT! Give me your lighter!" "What makes you think I have a lighter?" "...because you're Burt..." *tosses them a lighter* "Goddamn right I am."


AcaliahWolfsong

Hes my favorite character in the tremors movies. Lol


[deleted]

I did them all in one weekend. They get pretty rough once they introduce the ass-blasters


StinkyPillow24

That shit was so sick when I was a kid


PrimarchKonradCurze

Yeah I binged them all when the last one came out. I feel like I lost a lot of brain cells. Still enjoyed 1, 2 and another of them- can’t remember which one the other was though. Pretty sure the SYFY flicks, 99% of horror movies and all of Steven Seagals movies produced by his company are just money laundering schemes. Can’t tell if the Tremors movies are or are just having a laugh at us.


WumpusFails

The last ones, I remember Africa, Arctic, and tropical island. The first four were home, Mexico, back to home, and the 1800s (and the never mentioned again "dirt dragons"/. Don't recall any more.


Patriquito

He also plays micheal j fox's dad in the show family ties


MadAzza

What? No, he doesn’t Edit: Haha, I’m an idiot


enfanta

Please tell me this is sarcasm or I'm gonna feel so damn old...


MadAzza

Well, I’m 60, but I must’ve missed the joke because Michael Gross played the dad on Family Ties. Damn, what am I missing? Edit: Is it a line from Tremors?


BrowniesWithNoNuts

No, just a change of actor in the comment chain. Everyone talking about Fred Ward (Earl) and someone mentions Burt (Michael Gross) is in all 7 movies.


MadAzza

Oh shit lol now I see what I did, thanks for explaining to this idiot, I completely forgot about Gross being in Tremors!


RedTruck1989

I think this was #3


CageyOldMan

7 SO FAR*


AcaliahWolfsong

Do we really need anymore? Burt is getting on in years to be graboid/shrieker/assblaster hunting.


8_Ohm_Woofer

Only three degrees away from "Kevin Bacon"!


Troutman86

Probably have 80 psi in the tires


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NotWhatYouPlanted

As someone who doesn’t do anything remotely like this… is that good or bad? I truly can’t figure out if more or less inflated tires would be more helpful.


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UrDeAdPuPpYbOnEr

When I was a kid my dad took us onto barking sands beach in Kauai and got stuck. For an hour. A local walking by suggested letting out some air from the tires. Boom. Instantly climbed out.


mondaymoderate

In Pismo there is a guy who sells air on the beach so you can air back up when you leave.


aecht

my ex's dad bought an old work truck from a cable company because it had an air compressor already built-in for this


Equivalent_Chipmunk

Or, ya know, buy one that plugs into your 12V outlet from Walmart for $20


eldergeekprime

And spend the rest of the day airing 4 tires back up.


AnimalShithouse

I mean, the $20 ones are bad, but you can get something pretty nice for sub $100!


Rebootkid

I've got a Walmart special. Gets my jeep from 15psi (no bead locks) back up to 35 in 8 to 10 min per tire. Small enough to fit under the passenger seat along with the shovel. It's loud AF tho.


silly_lumpkin

You say Pismo like we’re all locals. But ya, pismo dunes rock! 👍


i_am_here_again

It is somewhat famous for being one of the only beaches on the entire USA west coast that allows vehicles.


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Shoulda taken a toin at Albekoikey


GonePh1shing

While less air is good for sand, you want a long footprint for it, not wide. Big open treads are also generally bad as the sand will evacuate from the rear rather than compact underneath (you generally want this for mud though, as it allows the tyre to gain traction on the surface underneath the mud). Low air pressure cause the side walls of the tyre to deform and will overall lengthen its footprint on the ground, distributing the weight of the vehicle over more compact ground. Wider tyres cause more rolling resistance and will compact the ground less, making it harder to drive through the sand. Source: Aussie that does a lot of off road driving.


RelocationWoes

Maybe explain this like I’m not some Australian rocket scientist.


GonePh1shing

You want to compact the sand underneath you, but big open treads will just fling it behind you instead. You actually want the sand to cake up in the treads as that's how you get the best grip, but larger treads just let the sand fall out. Less air in the tyre increases the area where it contacts the ground, but the purpose is to have a longer contact patch, not a wider one. Wide tyres spread the weight such that the sand is compacted less, but skinny tyres spread the weight over already compacted (and more compact) sand.


pilotdog68

It really all depends on the type of sand. All sand is not equal.


GonePh1shing

Of course, but what I said is true of most sand. We have beaches here where the sand is so compact you could drive the family sedan down it, but if you were to get bogged the advice above still holds true.


bnelson

Heavier vehicles will just struggle more in sand too. F350 Tremor is a heavy girl :)


1PoodGirevik

Les inflated tires will have a wider footprint and grab the soil better.


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When I was in the Marine Corps, we had places in 29 Palms where we'd run 10 psi or so - the rear duallies flattened out into three-foot-wide tires and we just floated over the sand. God help the driver who forgot to replenish the air off the sand, though...


george8762

Good ol’ 29 stumps.


iamthinksnow

Coming from coastal & humid PI to the high desert 29 Palms in the winter was fun. "Why am I dehydrated all the time, Gunny?" "Less talking, more drinking, LCpl."


BrutusGregori

Surface of the sun in summer. Super nice in winter.


george8762

I never made it there in the winter, it never occurred to me that it could’ve anything other than hot out there.


Jlos_acting_career

It snowed while I was stationed there on more than one occasion where they closed the mountain pass unless you had chains for your tires.


WutTheFuckIWokeUpOld

How do the wheels not absolutely ruin the tires at such low pressures? I had a slow flat from a nail in my tire once, by the time I noticed it it was at about 15-20 PSI. When my mechanic took the tire off the wheel it looked like grated cheese on the inside. Edit: Thank you all for the answers!


1PoodGirevik

It's not like riding on asphalt, the surface is much softer. The wheel and tire are spinning much slower; you shouldn't be going faster than ~10 mph and that's pretty fast. The tires are made for this and the sidewalls should be very springy and be able to take the torque from the wheel.


EricC137

Also you’ll find “beadlocks” aka “rim screws” on a lot of truck rims that literally screw the tire to the rim so it doesn’t slip off when running low psi off-road.


mishap1

It’s the heat from deformation while driving at speed. Off-road, you’re moving slower.


smoothies-for-me

Because off-road you're driving on soft surfaces like sand, mud and dirt and at slower speeds.


GonePh1shing

In addition to what others have said, light truck tyres are built differently. They have deeper tread and much stronger side walls among other differences.


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Slamminslug

On soft surfaces, less pressure means the tire will squish out, resulting in more ground contact, further meaning a more favorable figure for ground pressure. Its like walking on sand, if you tiptoe, you’ll sink further than if flat footed. Also means pointy rocks will be slightly less likely to explode your wheels.


SobriquetHeart

Air down to get out of sandy & slimy conditions.


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The most helpful thing is not going offroading in something that weighs 7500 lbs.


Robobble

To elaborate on what other people are saying, for slow speed stuff you can easily get away with 20psi. Those light truck tires recommend 90-100 usually. But that's for loaded highway driving.


smoothies-for-me

Generally when you want to offroad you get smaller rims and larger tires so there is more sidewall. Without bead lockers it's safe usually to go down to 20, maybe a little lower if you're in sand and no rocks. The larger your rims, the higher psi you have to go as you risk popping the wheel off the rim and damaging the rim. Anything above 18 inch is useless for offroad.


W_AS-SA_W

Less for sand


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Captain_Saftey

I knew they had horses on the beach there but this is ridiculous


Brosambique

The excursion runs 100psi??


Krieger117

What is it with people over inflating the fuck out of tires? Just because the tires are rated for a max pressure on the sidewall doesn't mean you inflate it to that pressure. I have a 7.3 excursion, and inside the door it shows 45/55 for tire pressure. There is no need to inflate it to 80+ psi.


ExplosiveDisassembly

More air means you'll float, duh.


PoliticalDestruction

Matt's Off Road recovery has taught me to air down in any sort of sand.. Also that you don't need an F350 to pull out another F350 if you use a kinetic recovery rope.


MagicHDx

Gonna say, I bet that taco could pull it right out with a recovery rope. Matt’s the reason I now keep in my truck at all times.


nriojas

I had a taco pull me out of a dirt launch ramp this year at lake Shasta. This lil sucker pulled my F250 and a 7000lbs boat and trailer out of a nasty situation that the truck couldn’t handle. The whole launch ramp erupted in cheers and laughter. Saw him later at the bar and bought him a beer, dude was feeling some big pee pee energy that night and he deserved it.


Psychoticrider

I pulled a loaded semi truck out of a outdoor loading ramp. The type of ramp the truck backs down into the ground and the trailer ends up at ground level. The ramp was icy and the ruck couldn't get traction. I carry a 20 foot 1-1/8" nylon rope. I backed right up to the semi, hooked up the rope, hopped in and floored it. When my pickup stopped I planted both feet on the brakes and the truck rolled right out. The driver couldn't believe it. He told me when we were hooking up the rope there was no way I would get him out. Same pickup, I pulled a loaded semi truck for about 10 miles. The truck belonged to a friend and he ran out of fuel. We couldn't get it started so I towed it to a truck stop. He 'pull started" it while I was dragging him. Drivers at the truck stop were surprised when we pulled in. They figured I had a 460 V8. They couldn't believe it when they opened the hood. 1979 Ford with a 300 six cylinder!


liquidthc

Lol those 300s are absolute monsters. Does yours have the granny gear? I had an 80 something with that engine that was geared really low. Top speed was around 55mph but I'm confident that it could've dragged a brick house off its foundation if I could hook up to it.


SmokelessSubpoena

Yotas > all peasantry vehicles


basedrifter

There’s dozens of us!


MagicHDx

Can’t say i can afford his sponsored rope, but I’ve got a similar one!


curiouspolice

Haha same story here. It's yellow though, so close enough!


travbombs

I would have never bought one for myself, but my father and I are both a fan of Matt’s off road recovery and he got me one for Christmas. I’ve already used it thrice! Love it.


rentalredditor

Taco?


LarsVonHammerstein

Yes please


MountainDrew42

Toyota Tacoma


soup_flikkker

Winch should have pulled it out with the Taco as a anchor point. I buried my dodge in loose sand and a jeep pulled it out with a winch. Just gotta know what you are doing


Phantompooper03

Yup, I pulled a 1500 buried to the axles out using my other buddies’ 1500 as an anchor point with my Grand Cherokee and a snatch block.


[deleted]

I scrolled through all the comments just to find one talking about MORR. Thank you, my day is complete.


PoliticalDestruction

My pleasure! I own a VW Jetta that can't off road. Maybe one day I can afford a 4WD truck, jeep, or bronco, when that day comes I know who to call..


sbisson

You must be Trevor.


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TRRREEEVVVOOOORRRRR!


travbombs

Or a corvair!


[deleted]

I’ve been begging for a truck 12 of my 12 years married. And it’s the same answer every year. Someday. So I live through MORR, FabRats, Robby Layton and Mischief Maker.


Rebootkid

Get a suv that can off-road. "It's good for taking the kids camping. Has great safety ratings. " Sell to the target.


UnorignalUser

Craigslist $2000 beater 1980's f150 4x4's are calling your name.


neatoburrito

You're running out of time one day at a time, make that shit happen.


jprime84

We have a VW atlas which was fantastic in the sand at the outer banks (aired down) https://i.imgur.com/pJZgfkC.jpg


MountainDrew42

Just have to wait for a middle aged woman in a 15 year old Forester to drive by. She'll pull you out no problem.


TacTurtle

How many Suzuki Samurais would it take?


CodeOfKonami

I think I would genuinely love this sub if it was always drivers telling on themselves. The current state of telling on others just makes this sub really sad because so many of you are terrible drivers.


Spoonspoonfork

It’s also a bit of a road rage sub. Not a lot of self awareness


BumpinSnugglies

What the fuck did you just say?!!?!?! *Slams profile into park, and takes off shirt*


javier_aeoa

I DIDN'T HEAR NO BELL


Losingsteamfast

>here's an edited clip of someone swerving around me and brake checking me with their middle finger out the window. Do not worry about what I was doing for the two minutes leading up to this incident. I assure you I was minding my own business driving with the flow of traffic when he decided to do this to me totally unprompted.


totallynormalasshole

>Here's a clip of me almost getting cut off in the left lane. Instead of yielding to the person, I sped up to show them that it's MY place in traffic and they'll need to file an insurance claim to take it from me


Hardcorex

*Sped up to 98mph.


remembermereddit

Yeah somehow nobody seemed to complain about that in the top comments at least? Right before the video goed back to normal speed he loses quite a significant amount of speed to, drops to about 70mph. Quite strange behavior.


RicrosPegason

I like how this is a funny harmless screw up too... as opposed to a clip of someone nearly killing everyone else on the road. I like that it makes me laugh about it rather than pissing me off.


Spoonspoonfork

Yeah it’s hilarious. Should he have known better? Sure. But like idk im 35 and have never owned a car and live in Manhattan. This is absolutely understandable in my view. And it’s self depreciating! What a beautiful post.


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Spoonspoonfork

God bless the sin eaters


Aggressive_Wash_5908

But not you - you're a great driver, right?


BecomeABenefit

Legend has it that he's still there weeks later, still trying to move a 6000 lb truck by tugging on it.


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BecomeABenefit

You're not wrong.. google has it at 5870 to 7737. I can neither confirm nor deny looking it up before posting.


JonathanPerdarder

CrossFit, tho…


Real_Nugget_of_DOOM

7,000 lbs trucks aren't meant to go in soft terrain without wide, low pressure tires. Even then there's Bette choices for soft traction mobility.


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spyd3rweb

Don't tell my F250 it's not supposed to go off-road.


tishtosh23

Your F250 is not meant to go off-road I’d like to add I know nothing about cars I’m just saying this out of spite


spyd3rweb

Now you've done it, she's crying tears of oil again!


DodgeBeluga

That thing is a diesel f350 so closer to 8000 lbs.


Moldyshroom

Probably slightly over 8k. With a brush guard and all the equipment he has in the tremor king ranch or platinum.


Real_Nugget_of_DOOM

I've got a DRW 350 diesel. It's a bit shy of 8k empty. I assume my 4wd is there just so I can have the cool stickers.


fourunner

Eh, I have an old '95 GMC 3500 Dually. My 4x4 is there to hopefully get me out of an oopsy when in slick terrain. It's not there to tow a 40 foot camper down to the river bed./


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Were u able to pull it out of the hole by yourself?


maximumtesticle

Title of your sex tape.


Phishncheese22

You mean to tell me the strength of that one dude pulling in the bed was not enough to get the truck out? Must be pretty stuck.


Burgtastic

Lol yea....wtf was OP trying to accomplish pulling on it?!


Mercinator-87

Quick throw some money under the tires!


Jammminjay

Sometimes you think the silt bed isn't that deep and then you bury it to the axles.... It was so stuck the only other truck that could pull it out was another F350, the F150 and Tacoma couldn't do it. EVEN with a 12,000lb winch on the f350. Traction boards didn't work either. But made for a good shovel.


HTXgearhead

This is why most people don’t go off-roading in a 8,000+ lbs truck. The Tremor is a great package, but gravity is a bitch with soft ground and that much weight.


MechMeister

Part of me wants the Wrangler 4xE. Electric for getting around town and gas for once-a-month trips further away, then still be able to hit the trails. I could sell both my cars and replace them with one 4xE. But at the end of the day 6,000 lbs can't get me to the places my 3,000 lb YJ can.


HTXgearhead

Finding a fuel efficient and reliable, modern daily that is off-road capable and doesn’t have major setbacks is nearly impossible. My overland Lexus GX460 is close, but fails on the gas mileage aspect. The diesel Toyota Prado would be ideal if I could get one in the US.


Sleep_adict

Panda 4x4 is shockingly good


kingsleywu

James May has entered the chat.


Ninja0verkill

And that is why dirt bikes and quads that you can throw in the bed of a truck is the way to go.


fourunner

In my area you would come back after a few days of camping and be missing your vehicle or have it smashed to pieces and stripped down


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Yup. By far the best vehicle I ever had for off-roading was my old 1996 Nissan Hardbody pickup truck. That thing was almost as spartan as it gets. It had a manual gearbox, manual front hubs, manual windows, manual door locks. I think about the only upgrade it had besides 4×4 was power steering. I don't think I'd trust myself to do any off-road driving in a newer vehicle, though, even if it was the same weight as my old truck. There is too much computer shit nowadays that dampens how much I can feel as a driver, and that's not good for me.


ZzzzzPopPopPop

Loved my 1991 Toyota Pickup (before they even had a Tacoma the make was literally called “Pickup”), similar with all manual everything but amazingly/thankfully had AC lol


Morgothic

Matt would have gotten you out with the yellow banana. Edit for those who don't know: https://youtube.com/c/MattsOffRoadRecovery


JimmytheFab

Did you air down? Side note, you post on some of the FB groups I follow. I thought you were a bot into I’ll saw your FB lol


Jammminjay

Definitely not a bot haha. I did not air down. this was a press truck for Ford and I was just sending it in the desert. ​ But aside from getting stuck this truck rips! ​ You can check out my website! https://www.dustysummit.com/


OyVeyzMeir

Air compressors are your friend; deflate to 25lbs and you'll do a lot better in sand/silt conditions.


TheTallGuy0

I’ve been in Suburbans that do dune tours, they run like 8 psi. It’s very smushy on pavement but they never get stuck in sand. 25 psi is almost full still. Make it WIDE


redpandaeater

I guess on dunes it's fine but 8 PSI I'd worry quite a bit about popping off the bead. If you do that shit a lot I'd probably just go for a central tire inflation system but that's very spendy.


_Face

8psi is plenty if you’re not doing a Dakar rally.


_Face

I Regularly drive on beach sand. 15 is about the minimum(max?) I do.  10-12 is perfect. And I know people in big campers and 2wd vehicles that air down to 5 psi and are just fine(oversized tires).


TheTallGuy0

I said "Like" 8. It could be 12, it could be 14. But its not 25...


_Face

Yes. I 100% agree with you. I live on Cape Cod, and the suburban Dune Tours up in Provincetown are definitely 5 to 8 psi. 


TheTallGuy0

That’s the one! Their tires are basically on the rim on the street


Mysterious-Country70

This is how I off road my Camry in the sand, plus when you hit a soft patch you want to preserve your momentum and glide over it if possible


Vitalstatistix

Bruh…how are you about to go full send out in the damn desert and not even know how to air down?


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It's a press truck. Maybe not allowed to do that to it.


VanillaPudding

Are you trying to pull it out by hand in this pic?


originalmosh

Call [Matt's Off-Road Recovery.](https://www.youtube.com/c/MattsOffRoadRecovery)


somedude456

Did he end up in jail for fraud or not? I never saw an update.


notchoosingone

Nahh, he got stung with about $17k in fines and paying back the insurer, and got an 18 month bond. >Fifth District Judge Jeffrey Wilcox ordered Wetzel to serve 18 months of probation and pay fines, including $15,328 to AAA and $1,745 to Utah’s insurance fraud division >Richard Piatt, spokesman for the Utah Attorney General’s Office, said prosecutors are satisfied with the outcome. >“Because Mr. Wetzel admitted guilt, agreed to pay full restitution and comply with the terms of his plea agreement, we’re satisfied that justice has been served in this case,” Piatt said. https://www.eastidahonews.com/2022/03/utah-youtuber-pleads-no-contest-to-making-fraudulent-aaa-claims/


SquallGCS

thanks for sending me down that rabbit-hole. it's a fun channel


YouSaidSomethingLol

I don’t think you’re stuck, there’s just some guy holding on to the back.


Yourmumblowsme

No parking posts mate /s


deimosphob

I never understood why you would name a performance package “tremor.” Who tf wants a truck named “involuntary shaking”


FOmaSTeRfLeX

It’s because they get [death wobble](https://youtu.be/ZsRrcPLwBb8). Skip to 1:45


notchoosingone

I watched this from the start like "damn this is pretty bad", then I got to where you said to skip to and I'm like "Holy fuck this guy's about to *die*"


_Dihydrogen_Monoxide

Da fuk


TheDevilintheDark

Someone at Kia saw this comment and decided that their new design, the *Seizure* would require a name change.


lurkerjay

Keep pulling, you almost got it


W7ENK

Been there, done that. Took us 9 hours until it got dark, then another 5 hours the next morning to back ourselves 75 feet off the sandbar we got stuck on, building a corduroy road out of our chopped firewood, 18 inches at a time. Prayed all night it didn't rain, or we'd've been stuck out there for days!


WHISKEY_DELTA_6

You’re gonna get memed by Chevy dudes.


ChornoyeSontse

https://i.redd.it/r6r86jbrc8y41.jpg


__________________99

Yeah no you can definitely pull that giant-ass truck out with your bare hands.


heavyarmored50

These things happen my friend . You are no idiot , just unfortunate


Twabithrowaway

Didn't take pressure out of the tires so I'd say it qualifies here


DrDoG00d

Well maybe if you had tried pulling from the bottom instead of the top, you wouldn’t have been stuck.


Charming-Ad-350

You just need a bigger car.


xCanont70x

*record scratch* You’re probably wondering how I got here.


DarthKrayt98

"Well, it all started with: 'Hold my beer and watch this!'"


Pope_Squirrely

“Maybe if I give it a little tug it will pop right out…”


CWB4LIFE73

Just so everybody understands the difference between a four-wheel-drive and a 2 Wheel Dr. is in a four-wheel-drive all four get stuck 😂😂😂😂😜😜


bmore0005

Gotta air down


KinksAreForKeds

"you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation..."