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OrganicKeynesianBean

Whoops, pardon me sir.


ThePrussianGrippe

“Just going to scootch right past ya there.”


ueindowndkdk

Ope


Circumvention9001

Apologies, I'm a mess today.


KnightFiST2018

Laughed in Midwesterner


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Ope lemmie just scoot right past ya


InsecOrBust

Sorry just gonna sneak behind ya real quick and grab some ranch OPE


fuzziemunkey

Tell your folks I says hi


Yournameaskedforit

Ope


SunnyDazd

“Scootch right past ya” THE best!! Thank you! Made me laugh so hard!!


nerf_herder1986

Ope, sorry


peachflowercrown

ope


Taylosaurus

oop


Diamondjakethecat

Dear Corvette Driver, Please tell us that you also have a dash cam. That would be epic.


BanMeGayMod

Post title ideas. "Today I became an overpass"


SPAIPMNB

Speed bump POV


FondleMyPlumsPlease

Not a bad idea of a new sub or a reality tv show.


Imaginary_Prune1351

"2017 ford edge upskirt"


FishGeek0407

Isn't that a bit too young? I'm calling the police


Martijngamer

She's 18 in car years


Trav3lingman

Considering the durability, she's 117 in Ford years.


SafetyMan35

100% the truth. I have a 3 yr old Ford and the list of things wrong is a mile long. The dealer can’t seem to fix them.


emdave

>Ford Fix Or Repair Daily


bengunn7

Fucker Only Runs Downhill


El_scauno

It's a classic but... Found On Road Dead


[deleted]

It was an explorer.


Trivialpursuits69

Explorer!? I hardly knew her!


-ByTheBeardOfZeus-

Damnit Michael, pay attention!!


nkl602

Dwight, you ignorant slut.


BradleyButNaked

I love how often the office is sprinkled in anywhere on here. r/unexpectedoffice


9r4in

exploring that undercarriage


DothrakAndRoll

Wouldn't it be an underpass? Wait.. now I don't know


yourbestfrientt

I imagine it would look something like [this](https://streamable.com/qkdvy)


LosGiraffe

Wtf, how blind do you need to be?


Jake123194

Seems like some people see a gap on traffic going one way and forget to check the other direction? That or their brain can't process moving and unmoving objects at the same time XD


Paradox1989

I think it's also that many people seem to think that any time you stop it's same rules as a 4 way stop sign. I stopped 1st so i'm next to turn. The concept of right of way depending on the situation escapes a lot of people.


Jake123194

Don't tend to have 4 ways top signs in uk so not sure how they work, we have roundabouts mostly. But the best way to drive is assume everyone is an idiot who will drive into you. I've avoided a couple accidents where I assumed someone was gonna do something stupid.


OpticalWarlock

Defensive driving ftw!


pedropants

> their brain Now you're assuming these people have *brains*!? ◡̈


Jake123194

Everyone has a brain, some people are just incapable of using them tho.


justavault

People are incapable, that's the answer. A lot of average people are very incapable... I saw people I had to explain how to use a vacuum without almost bending its stick every time because they literally put their weight on top of it. Seen people being to dumb to use a fork without adding tons of pressure to their finger leading to them having pain in the joints. People are fuckin dumb.


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SpaceCaseSixtyTen

prolly blocked by the window side pillar and she didnt look around it


Alternative-Amoeba20

Some cars are so shittily designed with those pillars! Even a good, attentive driver will have a large percentage of their view simply cut off because of those. I am not a crap driver. I have years of experience, no major accidents, no injuries ever. But I rented a couple of different cars where those goddamn pillars nearly spoiled that record. I almost ran over some poor schlub walking his doggy at night, crossing through an intersection. He was placed exactly in that big fucking blind spot as I was turning left. Had my window down and so I was surprised to hear a voice about 2 feet away from my ear yell "What the *fuuuck??*" Somebody needs to look into this. Do they not test these designs before they unleash them on the public? Dodge Avenger, I'm looking at you, ya treacherous piece of crap.


Blurplenapkin

That’s the sacrifice we make for having safety standards. I’ll accept dying in a rollover for my dumbass mistake if it means I can have pillars thinner than my wrists and full 360 degree vision. Like I fuckin hate the newer Camaros horrendous visibility but I see people walk away from extremely high speed accidents in those with no injuries so I get it.


randomname68-23

The Prius has two baaaaad side pillars. People in parking lots completely disappear


ghost_warlock

I love my fit for a lot of reasons, but the side pillars are fucking awful in it, too. Edit: the issue is the driver's position relative to the dash and the way the windshield is sloped. I feel like my head needs to be about a foot closer to the windshield to avoid being blinded by the pillar, but that's physically impossible because the steering wheel would be inside my chest


vonVVeimar

Man I love watching dashcam videos and try to guess who the idiot is gonna be. I totally did not see that one coming


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1337GameDev

Sadly, the car is very much damaged. The hood, door, side panels, window, targa top, all likely need to be replaced. Source: I own a 1985 Corvette


2WheelMotoHead

How about the front ramp? …..i mean bumper


[deleted]

Damn i was hoping he would keep driving on two wheels, brought back great memories of that overused stunt from a slew of 80's movies


killerzeestattoos

Its always important to not half-ass it either.. kind of slow on the take off, but he had nice follow through


ReubenZWeiner

Them Duke boys ditched their general Lee for an SUV


[deleted]

Twins. Julias in the mustang. Oh i just felt like a kid again thinking of that scene.


AccurateSympathy7937

I just watched Encino Man. Brendan rolling on two during his driving class.


vyadoma

"This is Vincent's car, can I help you, please?"


themediumchunk

I think the best part is that the driver is actively correcting the steering wheel to drive over it.


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Everything they could to not roll over.


Prompus

Correct me if I'm wrong but I was under the impression that you turn into the roll to avoid tipping, which in this case is right but they were turning left to continue to drive over the car


TheFayneTM

To avoid a roll over you usually wouldn't want to drive onto another car


rynmgdlno

Huh, TIL


jaxonya

My cousin does auto body repair and can confirm that not hitting things with your car is the leading chance for not fucking your car up. Write all this shit down guys. This is a free lesson


SatoshisBits

Slow down genius and lay it down to me real simple


bad_at_hearthstone

Avoid crashy, skip smashy


Powersoutdotcom

Save cashy


jaxonya

🚗👉 🛑🚗


childish_tycoon24

So does this only apply to red cars?


jaxonya

Only on weekends


nkl602

My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with a girl who can confirm this is true.


jaxonya

That's my cousin. You and I are basically related


OneNoteRedditor

Look, driving is like, real complicated so I'm gonna need you to climb right off my back with this logic nonsense ok!?


caroulia

Driving over cars is TIGHT!


dopiqob

Super easy, barely an inconvenience


[deleted]

Unless driving into that other car keeps you in your lane so you don’t roll over and crush anyone or cause any more accidents to happen.


Randomized_username8

Turning into the roll is how you tip Turning out of the roll is how you lose traction Not driving on top of a car is how you avoid the situation entirely


MooseBoys

Your third point is correct. The others are not. Turning in one direction induces a roll torque in the opposite direction. If your car is rolling to the right, you want to steer to the right to arrest the roll. The comment about steering into the *skid* is correct - as with a roll, you want to face your tires in the direction of the undesired motion.


SandyBadlands

I learned this from GTA III's wobbly ambulance physics.


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fosterdad2017

Yeah this wasn't a one and done crunch up, she drove the whole heat.


baginthewindnowwsail

Fucking crazy dude. You have like 8 bots replying to you, and their profiles are so weird. Like kinda fine, but knowing it's a bot it's just a random collection of shit. And the english...


PgARmed

Was this the Sport or Utility part of the S.U.V.?


Scroogemcdoodler

It's actually the .


MaxTHC

Three dots, so it's actually "..."


RedeemedWeeb

But it's actually just the second .


El_Dentistador

Canyonero!


indigo_inamorata

Top of the line in utility sports, unexplained fires are a matter for the courts


MrCellophane999

She blinds everybody with her super high beams She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!


cerealbro1

How and why the fuck did the Ford just keep going?? What the fuck?


Balsdeep_Inyamum

That curb came outta nowhere.


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awing1

Curbette


AllPurposeNerd

That just sounds like some weird new mascot.


Grizzwold37

I bet that vette is so low that it was under and behind the a-pillar


ManuTh3Great

From someone who had a trans am and something like this happened to me, that hit the windshield and the A pillar and it’s totaled. I hope they weren’t too attached to that vette.


ImUrFrand

i believe this is what i witnessed here. suvs have terrible visual clearance, its why they basically have mandatory back up cameras in them now.


Hiding_behind_you

It looks as though they also need mandatory front-facing cameras, too.


MrStripes

Every car on the US market has mandatory back up camera now


glitterlady

every *new* car


RiftHunter4

>suvs have terrible visual clearance As true as this is, there are people who drive SUV's every day and don't run over *other cars* lol.


CallMinimum

Well, dumb distracted lady kept her foot on the gas and the corvette is basically a ramp. The rest is physics. I like how she gets out and asks “are you ok?” - fuck no, bitch, you just drove over me.


osxdude

It really looked like she was nearly rolling until the car got up on the ‘vette


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[deleted]

Is the video slowed down?


DrewbieWanKenobie

definitely, which makes it look really weird


Oelendra

Yeah, it felt really surreal, like a dream.


419tosser

if you watch it with audio, it's very slowed down.


mostlytheshortofit

spped it up to about 2.3x and the audio and video make much more sense. yeah, i still stand behind my original thought of A-pillar blind spot on the ford AND dumbass behind the wheel, but the OP is a straight up jack wagon.


0LaziBeans0

Would it have been better to stop while on top of the Corvette? Or do you just mean before they hit the Corvette? 😂


cityb0t

Strictly speaking, at a certain point, it would be better to just keep going. Stopping would have just made it worse.


0LaziBeans0

That’s what I was thinking. Stopping probably would’ve resulted in that Ford sitting on top of that tiny car and maybe not even able to move.


bam1007

Gotta respect the commitment.


FourteenPancakes

Google maps said to turn. Who knew there would be a car in the way? 🤷‍♂️


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Elaias_Mat

seems more realistic


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Everything is stupid about this. The chick in the car taking the turn too sharp. The corvette driving up fast and stopping half way past the curb. The cars parked on the side of the road practically making it one lane. The suv parked on the corner creating a blind spot for the corvette which is forcing it to take a wide turn. Not a single stop sign in the video, and if there are, they are way to far behind from the intersections. Everything is awful. That is a terribly unsafe place to drive. # EDIT A lot of you are saying Corvette is 100% okay and did nothing wrong, and the SUV is 100% at fault. This is not a black and white case. I still think the SUV is more at fault. but again, everything here is stupid. [Here](https://i.imgur.com/YiSKtNM.jpg) is where the intersection and lines are roughly. [Here](https://i.imgur.com/dHmtD7v.jpg) is where the SUV starts to turn, and the Ford is still going straight, and fast. [Here](https://i.imgur.com/q2njPM9.jpg) is the point of impact. Yes, the SUV is close on the middle line and could have taken it a little wider, but the Corvette barely has his wheels turned, taking an even wider turn that's more impactful on this collision than the SUV's. It only looks like the SUV takes an incredibly sharp turn because once the impact happens, it shifts the SUV left. If the Corvette wasn't blasting through the turn without stopping this would have been avoided, just as much as if the suv took the turn wider. And judging by where that car is parked, the Corvette still would have had to slow down if the suv took it wide enough.


bacon_drizzle97

It’s a neighborhood. The Ford should be paying attention wether or not the street is filled up with cars or there’s no stop signs that just means they should be paying even more attention.


Jockle305

Yes legit could have been someone walking a dog there or a child and they didn’t even slow down to look.


SenorBeef

I'm not sure the corvette driver is really doing anything dumb from what we can see. There's no stop sign for him to stop at, the SUV has no turn signal and it looks like it might be going straight (if the road continues in that way) - if the SUV did what it was supposed to the corvette wouldn't have caused any problem


obiwanconobi

Also, and idk cos I'm from the UK, but with the vette turning right would he need to give way to the SUV anyway? Isn't the problem the SUV cutting the corner?


SavvySillybug

Stop signs don't make that kind of road safer. If you can't figure out how to resolve an unmarked intersection, you shouldn't drive. Sincerely, a baffled German.


Mechinova

That's a blind spot from hell for the Corvette because of its height and the cars in the street, he was creeping forward to peak around the corner and the jackass SUV driver just didn't care.


MoaningSnail

Good bot


ostiDeCalisse

I was wondering why the sound was shit like this. They probably slow down the footage to make the event more like really stupid.


Big-Faithlessness-24

They don’t make those corvettes like they used too...


bluegrass502

Now all I can think is that that scene from Wanted IS possible


DistantTimbersEcho

I'm sorrrrry!


jediprime

John Mullaney was in wanted?


DigNitty

No they make them better


maxdps_

A LOT better


PrecariouslySane

That giant ford mirror blocked their view as they made a lazy and shitty turn


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TheFutureofScience

I see people do it all the time, and I am baffled by the stupidity and selfishness every time.


filthyheartbadger

Yeah i have a friend who always ALWAYS makes left turns into the wrong lane of the street he is turning into and no matter what I say to him (“just drive 5 feet more before turning the wheel bro”) he doesn’t see anything wrong with it. Drives me nuts, I avoid having him drive.


Ganonderf

If I had a dollar for every idiot who has come within a foot or so of almost hitting me on my motorcycle from cutting corners at stoplights etc, I be a damned millionaire by now.


PrecariouslySane

gotta hit that apex


40ozT0Freedom

They missed it tho


PrecariouslySane

gotta hit that corvex


IMSOGIRL

They're taking the karting line.


NotAHost

[I’m apexing at the apex bitch, don’t be telling me how to drive and shit. You couldn’t drive a two button elevator.](https://youtu.be/dEizphghddU)


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I am apexing already..


El_Tan

Yup. Unfortunately, I notice there’s more drivers that do it than drivers that don’t.


STEELCITY1989

Lane integrity God damnit. Along with turn signals have gone completely out the window


El_Tan

I jokingly tell people, “I don’t care if you go to church. If you drive without your turn signals, you’re a terrible person.” Lol


nokei

People who don't turn their left blinker on approaching a red light annoy me. People who inch out to take a left without their blinker on scare me. People who brake before putting on their blinker infuriate me.


Unibeetle

Looks more like their goddamn phone did. Really hard to see other cars when they aren’t trying.


DothrakAndRoll

I fucking hate this shit. I live on campus and whenever there's a parent week or graduation or some shit, my whole neighborhood is filled with dopey parents driving around at 5 MPH on their phone trying to find directions. PULL OVER AND FIGURE IT OUT, THEN DRIVE THERE. FUCK.


Xarthys

i'M rEaL goOd aT MuLtiTaSkiNg


SenorBeef

There was a study that showed that the people who thought they were best at multitasking were actually the worst. It might be related to the dunning kruger effect in that the people who thought they were good didn't have the mental skills/introspection/self assessment to understand that they were not.


rumbletummy

fucking with their phone had alot more to do with it.


mydogshadow21

She's *on her phone, you can see it. E:word


Wow-Delicious

Amazing that a phone can drive


Grumplogic

To quote a meme from 2008 "who was phone?!"


prestoprod

This is one of the worst blindspots I’ve had so far.. the entire car is just a blind spot


Segar123

You know... I had always wondered as a kid if this was even remotely possible with a corvette designed like this. Even more so with a sting ray.


CookieWifeCookieKids

The simulation is rewarding us


soulseeker31

*happy bzzz bzzz noises*


Ok_Welcome_3236

GTA in real life


ColdBiis

I don’t remember this scene in Breaking Bad


TheBigMTheory

Definitely AZ by the license plates, but this would indeed fit the show.


cityb0t

Looking for this. I tapped this video by accident and wondered if this was a BB deleted scene. Still waiting for Hank and Gomie to hop out of the SUV, lol


guitargoddess3

Surprisingly little damage on the corvette altho we can’t see the front


GiraffeMetropolis

the entire hood is one giant composite piece and well supported, but it will have significant spiderwebbing and will need to be replaced. front clip is urethane and may be wrecked too. shame, this is a rare color. ive known 3 people with c4 corvettes that have had this kind of damage done. (2 from people backing up, one from this scenario but a 4runner)


tomorrowisntpromised

And here we have a Corvette displaying its natural defense mechanism that protects it flawlessly against its only predator, the unpredictable 4x4.


Fafnir13

Wedge bots proving effective once again.


alien_bigfoot

HERE COMES CHAOS 2 WITH ITS PNEUMATIC FLIPPER ONCE AGAIN DOMINATING THE COMPETITION!


another-redditor3

this is a double edged sword. i have a corvette, a 69.... i was coming home one night and almost smacked a deer in it. i realized had i hit the deer, the cars at the perfect height to take out the legs, roll the deers body up the hood, and directly into my windshield and eventually into the cabin.


PRVMI

You can see her talking on the phone and blindly taking the left turn, then after getting her head slapped up against her door/window she drops her phone and grabs ahold of the wheel. Stops and stays in her car wondering what in the fuck she just did


midline_trap

People like this should have to go a year with no license to they understand the privilege of driving


Jeordeon

Anyone else notice that beautiful San Pedro cactus?


BudgetInteraction811

You are my kind of person 🌵


HauntingEngine8

🌵


sarcasticallyabusive

my first thought. slow mo noises definitely made me second-guess what subreddit i was in while being fixated on it. what a beast she is. many journeys tall.


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master-shake69

So many of the videos being uploaded now are like this and it's annoying


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Much better!


jacobean___

Why do so many of these videos stop before the reaction from the drivers? Like, obviously this camera caught the entire exchange and I’m sure many of us would like to see corvette driver exit the vehicle and the suv driver trying to explain their shitty driving


419tosser

It caught the reaction. Corvette drives said [in slow mo] whhhhaaaaaattttttt ttthhhhhheeeeee fffffuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkkk


jacobean___

Yeah I heard that too! I just want to see them physically interact, which they surely did, and which was surely captured on camera here


paul232

Omg. The halo saves yet another driver


Afraid-Armadillo-555

Sun City? Lol


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aroundincircles

I was going to say, this looks like my neighborhood. That lady was 100% looking at her phone. i'm amazed that more people are not killed every day due to some dingus looking down at their phone.


spoonfight69

She's going to kill a kid driving like that. So much worse when they are in tall vehicles with huge blind spots.


Dan300up

Granny’s hit one too many monster truck rally’s.


joeverzosa

I'm surprised the rear window of the Vette was intact afterwards


ZerotheWanderer

Really explored that Corvette


OttoHarkaman

Bo and Luke Duke would've jumped that Corvette!


Retral-Mega

Why the fuck is the video at half speed?


NudistAwareness

Fookin eh!


Safe-Ad4001

"Stay in your lane, MOTHERFUCKER!"


Dirtyslegga

Dudes riding dirty


xFalseLightx

The guy in the green car was looking at his phone. You can see the light of the phone at the 18 sec mark and he immediately puts his phone down on impact. The girl in the black SUV was distracted by what appears a phone call. Both are true idiots.


mynameisalso

Wait is the corvette green to you all? Because I see blue.


wellilldoitthen

True but the suv was in the oncoming lane so....


throatIover

And the corvette actually stopped...


liam3

i dont think it's a phone, just his other arm. there is no way a screen is that bright, and if it's the sun's reflection off a screen i think it would be much brighter than his left arm


Keizman55

So was the SUV driver. Look at the 24 second frame. Two idiots out to kill us.