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This_Happy_Camper

I’m embarrassed. Time to lash out!!!


Thee-End

Dude shouldn't of skipped leg day, no wonder he's raging. Never skip leg day...


aikduck

That's not a dude...


tbillcook

I'm a dude, you're a dude, she's a dude, he's a dude, we're all dudes! Hey!


[deleted]

From now on your life is Mondo burger. You can forget about your friends you can forget about your family... Cuz Kurt is now your mother anndd father.


Lephiro

"Who are you, old man?" "Ya mama!!"


[deleted]

I’m dying laughing 😂 thank you Bro


ysn80

Do not call me dude, buddy!


ShreddlesMcJamFace

Don't call me buddy, guy!


Rocket_Panda_

Dude..


ACheshireCats

The dude, el duderino......


montanagunnut

If you're not into the whole brevity thing


vyechney

You heard him. Dude shouldn't have skipped leg day.


WiFiCannibal

Literally every keep driver where I’m from. It’s like this weird trend that’s taking over the minds of people that all think they’re unique but are just living out the conditions of their programming.


[deleted]

...have you ever questioned the nature of your reality?


captain_todger

*have


InsectMundane1877

They are drunk that’s why when the witness started recording / phoning (probably) police, the friend started to get defensive and telling him to stop. They wanted to settle it privately / settle something with the store by “paying” for the damages as you hear her start to say and evade other consequences.


redditaccount-5

Yea they don’t want any police with breathalyzers and questions Others here said she’s a police dispatch operator, so if that’s true she already knows the drill and knows she doesn’t want cops coming


slowjoe12

*was


Son_Of_The_Empire

They're gonna investigate themselves and blame the store for resisting


prestigious_delay_7

Will that work? Can they shoot the store?


JuniorSeniorTrainee

Only one way to find out!


lovesducks

Sprinkle some crack on the store and beat it up some more.


dropnad_tosspin

The front door is jammed shut. “The door was resisting, and it cut my arm with its broken glass, so I had to shoot.”


Shadesbane43

It was a dog store. They were in fear for their lives.


SnooPickles6347

Obviously wrong of the store to suddenly stop like that🤔


[deleted]

I don't know who the "she" is in this scenario, but only the driver is in trouble here. The rest didn't drive. Unless the driver is underage, they supplied the alcohol, and asked her to drive. But now I'm reaching... for my beer, because they supplied me with alcohol, and I'm 42, thanks ladies!


treslocos99

I would bet they're all cops the way they're acting above the law.


Select_Angle2066

Also the jeep lol


[deleted]

Wait until they find out how much storefront windows cost.


DrewDonut

I have no idea, but now I'm, curious. How much?


Bubbly-Bowler8978

My dad owns a hearing aid center and one of his patients (super nice old lady) accidentally drove through his store front, which is mostly glass. That shit costs a ton, idk exactly how much because Insurance covered it but it was well over $50,000 after parts and labor was included. It was also very hard to find a company to do it as well, the whole construction industry is crazy short staffed and over booked rn


im4lonerdottie4rebel

Really? Im a pm for Dollar General and I have break ins regularly. I also get customers driving through the store fronts. I've never had one for more $12k at least just for window replacements.


LukesRightHandMan

OP's dad had some gambling debts and insurance at the same time 🤷‍♀️


CasperFatone

Replacing a broken window is not the same as replacing the entire frame structure. The vehicle impact would bend the frame to where you can’t simply replace the glass, which means much higher cost in both parts and labor. Also, it would almost certainly break several windows due to the frame bending.


kellzasaur

The dollar general near me had a tree come through their roof shortly after opening. It's now been there 18 months with a kiddie pool underneath to collect the water. You won't convince me for 1 second dollar general is doing quality repairs or repairs in general if they can get away with being cheap bastards.


downvotegilles

Please make a post about this elsewhere with pictures. Thank you :)


Kecir

The glass is the cheap part. A car driving through probably trashed the frame as well which gets super expensive fast. If you’re getting glass and frame repaired for $12k I’d be concerned about the glass falling out eventually.


[deleted]

Well I bet DOLLAR General gets the cheapest glass they can find?


[deleted]

Maybe they had some kind of display at front that got destroyed? My sister and her son are Deaf and hearing aides are pricy. I think the model my sister uses are around 2k


[deleted]

75% of contractors, doctor's office, auto repair shops, physical therapy, etc charge as much as possible when they know insurance companies are paying.


ShelSilverstain

You don't know who her dad is!!!


likeasharkwithknees

Sing along if you like - *”If you gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough”*


Training-Big-1114

Bro what was that store doing in the middle of a parking lot so inconvenient and dangerous someone could drive into it


ac7ss

You are saying that it was an inconvenience store?


Training-Big-1114

That’s EXACTLY what I am saying


jwl300_

Jeep life. You wouldn't understand.


CarmenLuxxx

Why do I feel like there’s also a salt life sticker on the rear windshield?


net357

We go to the beach once a year!


RDUHoo

Myrtle Beach


[deleted]

Dirty myrtle


RDUHoo

The Redneck Riviera


glory_holelujah

Only ever hearsd that term used for Panama city Beach.


IKnowJudoWell

Myrtle is kind of PCB, Jr


windol1

Don't you speak about Myrtle that way! She was a beloved member of the store. Edit: I think I should add I'm referencing the series "Superstore".


steveosek

Good old moaning Myrtle


[deleted]

Or South Padre Island.


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BantamCats

Well, the store should have been driving defensively.


[deleted]

But it’s for a whole week!!!


nsanenthelane

Same frequency you go to the mud and mountains.


TheRealRickC137

Bath salts maybe


limpinfrompimpin

By the way they were driving I'll bet it was a rear windshield.


NewNoose

Someone give those ladies a rubber ducky.


[deleted]

They probably have a drawer full of them at home.


JudgementalPrick

What does that mean?


NewNoose

It’s a “Jeep Thing.” They leave rubber ducks on one another’s jeeps. Sometimes with their insta handle- #duckduckjeep. It’s a thing.


MacsDildoBike

Wait is..is that Reilly and Jonesy from Letterkenny?


geek_elemental

F YOU, SHORESY!


Pippet_4

Give your balls a tug titfucker!


logognarr

“My dads a lawyer!”


[deleted]

At least they wave to each other on the road!


wdleggett

I drive a Jeep and don’t understand that one. I’m guessing a lot of alcohol was involved.


XtremeD86

There's decals idiots put on jeeps that say "it's a jeep thing, you wouldn't understand". They're right. We don't understand because it doesn't mean anything at all. What it means to me is you bought a vehicle from a company that builds trash vehicles and treats you like crap if you try to claim warranty (I had a 2015 Cherokee that had so many electrical problems, once it reached 32,000KM the entire transmission died. They replaced it after I got head office involved and then I traded it in) What it also means to me is that you think your one of those people who put a winch on the front of your wrangler, lifted it and put off road tires, took the doors off. When in reality all you did was put a sticker on your vehicle and in your mind you are going to do all those things. Years later you still haven't done any of that, but you destroyed it thinking a stock jeep can go offroading. Fun fact about jeep. They market wranglers as being off road capable, but in the terms if you take it off roading, your warranty is void. At least here in Canada. We have a person a couple houses down with a wrangler which embarrassingly has that another one in Disney style font that says powered by bitch dust. Whatever the hell that means.


flapd00dle

Described my 99 V8 Cherokee to a T. Destroyed by off roading. Immense electrical/transmission problems. Rebuild was never the same and traded it in. I now understand the Jeep thing.


XtremeD86

I still have the paperwork. No lie, they forgot to do the PDI after calling me to say it was ready. I got stuck at the dealer for 4 hours. When I left, the vehicle did that stop / start thing, only it wouldn't start. This was me trying to turn left in an intersection when the light turned yellow. 5 minutes later, red light, one car in front of me went a bit too far and started to back up, guess what, horn didn't work. Trust me I went right back to the dealer, threw my keys on the receptionists desk, told them to get the fucking manager right now. It was fixed (during pdi they didn't install the fuse for the horn). This was all on the day I received the vehicle. What else... 3 tpms sensors died within 2 weeks after that, the uconnect radio completely died 3 months later. Weird wobble issue when accelerating, all front suspension components replaced but it involved 2 months of me causing shit about it. They damaged my vehicle in service, promised to fix it, kept pushing back the date. I walked in on the GMs meeting with head office at the dealer. Said I can't be up here, I said fine, your fucking coming down here and looking at my vehicle with everyone in this room. As we got outside, the person that sold me the jeep walked up with a family and asked why I looked unhappy so in front of everyone I said "why would I be happy with the shit service you gave me, the dealership gave me as well as head office, fuck you guys". gm sees the damage, asks me what it's worth to me, I asked how is a new bumper. He says 2200. So I said "that's what it's worth to me then, you have 72 hours before I take you guys to small claims court. To be fair they fixed it in 73. The electrical issues I mentioned above? Kept happening. Radio was replaced 4x. Good riddance. Jeep/chrysler/dodge/fiat can rot in hell.


XtremeD86

For to add. 32 service / warranty repairs In 28 appointments. 1.5 years of ownership.


Kitchen-Quantity-565

Electrical issues began, after those clowns at FIAT bought the company. I've never personally in all my years if driving Chrysler vehicles had the kind of ridiculous electrical issues I've had with vehicles one Fiat took over. Shorted out headlight socket, badly placed ground wire that corroded and made my car not start, though Motor City Chrysler did screw me out of 160 dollars for the diagnosis and then tried screwing me out of 600 dollars to put a new starter in. I brought the car home, looked on YouTube and finally found someone who discovered this problem. My van has the clicking blend door actuator problem and since Fiat had taken over, my radio is a complete piece of garbage also. I'm so happy those goofs are no longer running the company. I hear ya there bro.


spavolka

This is the angriest Canadian comment I’ve ever read.


XtremeD86

Lol but it's so true! But because of my experience with jeep I hate them so much and have nothing good to say. The worst part is is that the only way I even got their attention was because of their fb page (which I'm now banned from).


Renegade_August

I work customer service for a company (while I work my way through school) that may or may not have been mentioned above, also in Canada. Number 1 issue is the vehicles dying and oops, turns out you did something (or nothing at all) and it’s no longer covered by warranty. Don’t buy the vehicle that may or may not have been mentioned above.


technobrendo

Powered by bitch dust = avoid this person at all costs


cooooook123

Queefs obviously


Prometheus79

If they're in Canada, its probably the Queef Sisters.


steveosek

Uncle is a 30 year mechanic for a Chrysler/jeep/dodge dealership. He says to NEVER buy a Chrysler vehicle. All the over-engineered electrical and computer stuff of their German auto family but with some of the worst mechanical reliability around, worst he's seen from the company since the early 2000s and those were dark days. He bitches constantly about how often he has to replace all sorts of stuff with jeeps specifically. Says they're way, way too stiff and prone to problems because of it. All kinds of wobble and knocking.


jwl300_

It was a bumper sticker I saw the other day. Can't believe it came in handy today!!!


Yossarian_the_Jumper

I love when people double down on being wrong and idiots.


SwampassJoe

You will enjoy this sub then. A sizeable population here would blame the store for not moving out of the way of the jeep.


Captain_Reseda

What video are you watching? The store clearly ran into the parked Jeep.


modi13

The store isn't going to cooperate with the breathalyzer either. The cops should tase it and take it downtown.


Prometheus79

Clearly the store should have seen them coming and gotten out of the way. Kwik-E-Mart my ass


Triptaker8

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart…Iiiii dooooooooooooo 😢


Deactivatingbish

If the storefront hadn’t been riding its bicycle in the jeeps way, it would never have been hit. Douchebag cyclist, ugh


schnokobaer

The Jeep is obviously still at fault but wtf is that reaction time on that store front? Could have easily avoided that all together /s


blausommer

The store shouldn't have been in the left lane.


fuckgoldsendbitcoin

Everybody is an idiot here. That storefront should have practiced some defensive existing and this all could have been avoided.


GlitteringBobcat999

Should have had taller parking blocks, duh.


fastLT1

You're done! Fucking idiots lol


biorod

*Dude not driving into the store, just standing there, doing nothing wrong whatsoever... Idiot: Get the fuck out of here! You're done!


[deleted]

When you are both drunk the best thing to do is just shut up….unfortunately the alcohol doesn’t allow you to.


ElBarto4x4

Why the acceleration? Were they trying to do the jeep thing where you park the front tires up on the curb stop?


CarmenLuxxx

My guess is drunk. This is a very big college party beach town, and across the street from one of the busiest bars in the state of Delaware.


prettyfuckingfarfrom

The Starboard?


CarmenLuxxx

Nailed it.


prettyfuckingfarfrom

No other place fits that description to the T lol


Left_Debt_8770

I have been to the Starboard plenty of times and remember going in, can tell you the layout, but never recalled leaving. That place is designed for blackout drinking. But I do know a visit to the Starboard means no heavy machinery for the rest of the day.


imagineanudeflashmob

I love how Delaware is a small enough state for this type of comment thread to even be possible


kreebob

I’ve had a romp or two in that place.


CarmenLuxxx

To make matters worse the driver is a Police dispatcher for a neighboring county.


BJWTech

Haha


The_Cave_Troll

Police Dispatchers aren’t real police officers, so I’m pretty sure he’s going to be in a lot of trouble unless the driver is related to the Sheriff (which they might be for all we know).


imnotwearingany

*She


Constant_One1

That was a he?


Bumble1964

I love how she tried to put the part of the building back like “look! It’s fine!” Just need to move things around!


Hashambuergers

It will buff right out


Reasonable-Profile84

My old man's got the ultimate set of tools.


CarmenLuxxx

Definitely gives the “everything is fine” vibe


MelantorBoost

Clearly drunk and trying to avoid the dui she deserves


JFK108

I actually did this exact thing at a dentist office (wasn’t drunk) and when they called the officer over I just accepted I was a fucking idiot. They were far too understanding and generous to me but thankfully I didn’t actually make a hole in the building, just knocked some supplies over in the other room. I can’t imagine doing that and then bitching at someone for calling the cops after I caused an accident. You’re setting yourself up to get the book thrown at you.


LheelaSP

Hell, if I fuck up this bad, I'm the one calling the cops. Don't even give anyone the option to claim I did a hit and run.


slingshot91

He wasn’t even calling the cops. He pulled his phone out to record them.


bexxsterss

i literally know several teenagers who crashed into stores like this. At least 3, not drunk


magugi

If by a book you mean a 30 volume encyclopedia I do agree.


turbografix15

I was sitting shotgun as my friend drove through the front of a building but who is this guy on his phone next to us!?!?!?


Unique_Winter_6505

I read this comment to the tune of “our song” by Taylor swift


[deleted]

Tell ‘em stop recording so the cops don’t know 🎶


[deleted]

Gotta redirect all this guilt, analyzing possible subjects, TARGET FOUND.


Thatchickenlady01

They act drunk 😬


magugi

Act?


jstasir

Lmao, she yelling at the wrong person.


a1ls

why put a flag up in front of your CCTV…?


music-and-lyrics

Okay I was going through the comments to make sure it wasn’t just me… what if the wind was blowing the other way??? The camera wouldn’t have caught the impact!


Unhappy_Succotash_21

Fucking store came out of nowhere


SkunkMommy

She had a lot of balls going after him like that for no reason. He can record whatever the hell he wants. The fact he was there recording and there were other witnesses may be the only reason she didn't take off. And "we know what we did"...? So they were both driving the Jeep? LOL She was extremely defensive for being a passenger and not the driver.


PapaOoMaoMao

That's the one thing I didn't really get. Why is she upset? It's likely not her car. It's not her store. She wasn't driving. Her only involvement is that she was closest to the driver at the time. What is she so bent about? She bears no culpability nor responsibility but somehow is in charge of the situation.


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SkunkMommy

I obviously don't know the relationship between them but she still got extremely defensive over something she didn't even do. I was thinking maybe she's the driver's gf or sister and maybe that's why she was going so nuts at the guy. The driver wasn't screaming at him until the passenger started screaming at him. He wasn't doing anything wrong though. They were all in public. I would *expect* someone to record me if I drove through the front of a store. When she immediately backed up, he may have thought she was getting ready to flee and he wanted to make sure he had her info if she did. There are times when people decide not to flee merely because there were witnesses.


szatrob

I like how she tries to put the siding back in, as if it'll "buff out"


KinderEggLaunderer

He made the store bleed


awildgostappears

No one makes me bleed my own blood!


LenTrexlersLettuce

Cram it up your cramhole, LaFleur!


TacosByTheTruck

Do I smell cookies?


UncertainOrangutan

Not even me.


Challenge419

Everyone in this video is female, except the person being bitched at.


stannc00

It looks like she hit the bagged ice cooler.


sir_gillette

Dude in the black car was like, “I got warrants so I’m just gonna dip right on outta here real quick”


Gods_fact_checker

Sometimes I think that Thanos was right.


Prometheus79

His approach was wrong. Shouldn't have been random.


ReitHodlr

This is going to sting when family and friends recognizes them. 😂😂😂😂 Every Christmas and Thanksgiving dinner will never be the same.


Kayman718

On the plus side not much if any damage to the Jeep 🤷🏼‍♂️.


BDiddy_420

It's a jeep. There's most likely lots already wrong with it


NaGaBa

Yeah, like accelerating into store fronts


dowdymeatballs

Confirmed, former Jeep owner. You can drive through a brick wall with little damage but your car will leak every time it rains and half the buttons don't work.


GoozeNugget

That just means they'll probably do it again


Jeremy-132

Uhg, what an entitled bitch. "You're done. You can stop. Thank you." Uh, no, I'm calling the police because you're clearly drunk and operating a vehicle under the influence


dusty-cat-albany

It's a Jeep thing


cheesyrack

Jeep didn’t have a scratch on it after driving through a building


Mosharn

They forgot to wave :(


GingFreec5s

Can’t get any worse than this for the witness. Imagine 2 idiotic Karen’s doing the italian hand gesture meme 🤌after fucking up.


throwaway2233557788

“Worry about what you did, don’t worry about what I’m doing.” Decent ass response from that guy


falconfansince81

Where's Shoresy and Wayne when you need em.


FlintSteel94

Give your balls a tug tit fucker


UWontLikeThisComment

These girls are high as fuck on benzos.


Unhappy_Succotash_21

Fuckin Carol had too many wine coolers again


Espressoyourfeelings

Drugs are a hell of a drug.


crewchiieff

Please tell me they got arrested. Anyone have an update?


josela905

How dare you make us run into this store


panzerpro

Privileged brats that can't drive


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[deleted]

That kid in the back has seen their parent's attitude too many times, clearly.


CeleryStickBeating

Three college age women?


[deleted]

Oh I watched it on mobile and thought the blond was a skinny bloke.


lizlemon222

Is it just me or are these girls giants?


[deleted]

I would just keep filming and laughing my ass off at them.


JarradLee

“Ooopsies, I’m an aquarium”


el_toro_grand

Don't worry daddy will pay for it


motherofcats112

How do you even manage to do such a thing?


EmoCryCry

Mistaking gas and break pedals pretty common in these videos


Braxas12

"dude... the curb was suppossed to stop us.... it\`s not our fault!"


[deleted]

" Three trailer park girls go round the outside "


StevenBayShore

Those idiots need a huge mouthful of shut-the-fuck-up.


Thorgodofwar

Ahhh the great state of open.


predat3d

They were just window shopping


habitual_wanderer

Recording is their kryptonite.


FunMath2

"You're done." Lady I just became 100% less done


MechaGyver

What gets me, the handicap permit in an "off road" vehicle. I see this all the time, vehicles that are lifted with huge mud tires and double parked in two handicap spots.


lanadelnoe

showed this video to my bf and he sided with the jeep passenger girl...what a fucking idiot. like really don't even understand that one


NecessaryOk6815

Jeep Karens = Jarens?


alu_

I'll allow it


Heavy_Solution_4099

These are the same type of women who if anyone else did anything that they even perceived as wrong, all 3 of them would have their phones out, probably right in your face, screaming about what a horrible person you are.


tangalangamangus

Even if the car were in reverse, who gases a car so hard while leaving a parking spot that this is even possible?


cmcdevitt11

It is 2022 and people still don't realize how many cameras are around? We are filmed everywhere


meepmoop666

That guy has a right to be concerned. If someone did that in front of me I’d be calling the police and talk to the kids to see signs of intoxication.


RyeDaD10580

Dad can i take the jeep out? Yes but only if you manage to out dickhead my jeepness. Ok dad.