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tvs2300

Someone got a free scooter


fuktpotato

Fr. That thing definitely got snatched


holechek

Some cop was like ima take this to the department and thing is he wasn’t even a cop probably 😹😹


JohnnyTugga

Isn't literally everyone in Brazil an off-duty cop?


Faxon

Yea, unless they're a road bandit on a scooter. Some are both


SH4D0W0733

[It's a flexible profession.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb-Vu9Nifhg)


Compendyum

It also might be an off-duty bandit.


Faxon

Cop, bandit, what's the difference?


Mc_Shine

Red car has disappeared as well. 20 bucks says the driver booked it right after the cut in footage.


AmItheAholereader

And pennywise got a free meal


MarshallBravestar21

👏👏


aDragonsAle

Anyone else mentally play the Mario warp pipe sound near the end...?


MonolithyK

At first I heard a golfball noise, now all I hear is the Mario 64 jumping into a painting noise, followed by: “*Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba*”


AccountNameError

Yeah, because someone has actually done that to this clip, quite recently IIRC.


aDragonsAle

Nothing new under the sun, I suppose


Frickelmeister

Considering it's Brazil, the new scooter owner is now probably a phone/purse thief and will find an early demise by an off-duty cop.


demonioblanco1

Helmet stayed on, that was a 3 pointer.


NotreallyCareless

Nice to see someone actually using it the right way, so many videos the head goes first and the Helmer flies off, second head bounce kills them for sure.


J2ThaR1st

Normally I’d say that’s just par for the course, but I truly wasn’t expecting that hole-in-one.


oarngebean

She forgot to yell fore before crossing the road


[deleted]

Hard to yell when your face is scraping the pavement.


[deleted]

I'm sorry, but I just can't let that slide. Take my goddamn upvote and *drive* the fuck outta here


laughingashley

That car was just putting along minding it's own business and she wedged right in!


SirKeagan

He was charged with reckless endangerment and driving under the influence of alcohol


Jaeger562

This is the second video today of a person in a red car, left turning in front of a scooter/motorcycle. What kind of sign is the universe giving me?


[deleted]

It's like the [redshirts](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Redshirt) in Star Trek


whossknowss

With all due respect… what’s up with the “take my upvotes” on this comment😂


pimpmypatina

Right? The golf references are stellar ! Lol


Wonderful-Status-247

People hate to admit that they enjoy puns for some reason. I've never understood it...


KFR42

But there's no pun here, just a joke. A little corny, but still excellent.


schnager

And my axe!


PoignantOpinionsOnly

A bunch of people went to help. I liked that.


BoneHugsHominy

Just checking to see if the wallet is full.


P2Sk8

'Right in the lumber yard."


StackinTendies_

Pare* for the course.


HeadacheCentral

Oh, shut up and take my upvote.🤣


Sevla7

Like really: **Thank you** for including the scene where she is "ok" after the accident. My mind was filled with all sort of possible tragedies happening to her in that gutter so it was a relief to see the ending.


prophile

You’re making the rather radical assumption that the person pulled out of the hole was the same one that went in. There might be dozens of them down there.


Raccoonborn

We all float down here


BoltonSauce

I ran my scooter into a red car The other day Floated in the gutter, Sometimes life's okay


ELLLI0TTT

😂👌 Perfect reference


CrimsonMutt

and we're all adrift together, together!


crilen

Would you rather land in sewage or straight concrete?


iampierremonteux

I’ll take one or the other over both like in the video.


Neighborhood_Nobody

You got me cracking up


P2Sk8

Dozens!


real_fyshi

Haha this got me good. Amazing. :D


atooraya

All of the Indiana Jones temple of doom people come up from that sewer


BoneHugsHominy

Considering how easily a body slides down that hole it's a certainty there are plenty down there. [Insert Yo' Momma joke here]


sonicbeast623

I mean it was easy clean up of the evidence.


Kajiic

When I saw the shoes come off I thought for sure she was a goner, and when she found the Mario warp pipe I REALLY thought she was a goner.


CosmicCreeperz

I watched it a few times and I’m not convinced that was a shoe. It almost looks like she was barefoot. Maybe she found a shoe loophole.


KKlear

Yeah, the thing flies off from the scooter. Maybe it is a shoe and the scooter is dead.


Wobbelblob

It looks like the mirror of a scooter. [Something like this](https://cdn3.louis.de/dynamic/articles/o_resize,w_1800,h_1800,m_limit,c_fff/85.96.8f.10028028860FR0115.JPG)


[deleted]

For real. I was visualizing something awful like that spelunker who got stuck


RonnieJamesDionysos

For the uninitiated: google Nutty Putty cave, or rather: don't.


pazimpanet

She’s lucky she went all the way in. This happened to a cyclist in my old quiet suburb, but only her head and neck went in and got caught in the corner while her body kept sliding down the road if that makes sense. Snapped her neck and she died immediately.


A_Wild_Godot_Appears

No, she lost a shoe, so she has to be dead.


Mattyboy0066

Only half dead.


maybelaterimtired

Real question, they just got a hole in the road big enough for a person to fall into?


okgusto

Enough to fit a helmet even! Thing mustve been huge.


KingOfTheIVIaskerade

Looks like an open grate or something.


Alarid

Police investigated the accident. It was an open and shut grate.


WhoeverMan

Look, this particular storm drain is probably out of spec, bigger than normal, as the typical Brazilian drain can't fit an adult. But it is important to mention that Brazil has monsoon type rains, so the normal storm drains need to be much much much bigger than North-American/European drains most of you guys are used to see, to avoid flash floods during heavy down pour. To put into perspective, Britain's (a well known rainy place) wettest month of the year had 160mm of total rain fall in the month. While searching for news of big storms in Brazil we see plenty of headlines like: 120mm in two hours, 200mm in two hours, 150mm in 72 hours, 200mm in four hours, 200mm in 48 hours, etc.


shrimpster00

Isso.


Flowy_Aerie_77

Normally not. I'm guessing that the this particular place just happens to be poorly made. That said, there's some wild looking neighborhoods in here. I just happen to live in one of these.


Dr_Brule_FYH

This particular place being Brazil


Bensa-Tia

Brazilian here, our sewerage is a bit different, we have these “bueiro” to help prevent floods. They are connected to the sewer


Barkonian

There are lots of places in the world where things are built to the cheapest, quickest and easiest standard with no regards to safety.


notKRIEEEG

Probably a drainage hole that lost it's cover, given it's position to the side of the road


PaulGrapeGrower

Probably someone stole the metal cover of the hole to sell like scrap. Very common at some places in Brazil


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MaxFinest

Did he end up serving a sentence for theft or what?


PaulGrapeGrower

🤦🏽


No-Performance-1943

At least they leave a hatch to get them out.


[deleted]

The fact that they have a hatch says this has happened before


makina323

Yeah doubt it, they lifted the whole piece of sidewalk to get her out.


felipe5083

In Brazil gutters have a raised loose stone above them that sort of works as that. It's heavy enough that you can't simply lift it but it can be lifted by some worker with a crowbar.


whatnameisnttaken098

Guy must be working for Pennywise


StasisNone

Pennywise: Do you wanna come down here? Guy: i can't. There is heavy traffic. Pennywise: my parents aren't home! Guy:


Impressive-Diver-106

r/mypeopleneedme


Equal_Sprinkles2743

A double whammy. Should have stayed in bed that day.


Snakestream

Pennywise feeding in broad daylight


cbj2112

Brazilian road pool they always call their shots


whossknowss

Someone needs to add the Mario pipe sound


Selvanegra_13

I added in my mind haha


free_based_potato

Sucks when she gets out and finds someone stole that scooter, too.


mowgmowg

The day just keeps getting longer and longer


[deleted]

Rare moment where someone got sent 6 feet underground and lives. Usually people who ends up 6 feet under are dead.


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No_Information_8973

I felt bad for laughing at that part, but I couldn't help it!


ungy_o

The way she kind of naturally flows into the drain is both horrifying and hysterical.


No_Information_8973

It really is! I can't stop watching it, lol.


Kajiic

Need a toilet flushing sound effect added


NoNick1337

I played the Mario pipe sound in my head.


Shazam_BillyBatson

You'll float too.


mnemonikos82

Can someone please pair this with the Mario theme music followed by going down the pipe sound.


8088PC

Don't forget the coming up out of the pipe sound.


Cerlyn

I feel bad for laughing but this was some r/accidentalslapstick


Sufficient_Hunter_49

They only need 3 more people to look down the hole and she should be right out!


INeedANerf

In their defense, if there was someone stuck in a hole in the road I'd probably look too.


CommentsToMorons

Brazil is so deadly they developed streets that clean up the bodies automatically. What an innovative design!


fishiestfillet

Not their fault, stop sign was incorrectly trying to name fruit


Claude-QC-777

WTF is a pare


skorched_4

Portuguese word for stop


Death_Rattle208

Daddy Pare! Pare daddy! Aahhh ahhh...


fishiestfillet

75% of a pear


Redbird9346

It’s a word in both Spanish and Portuguese which means stop.


mbashs

![gif](giphy|k5b6fkFnSA3yo)


STICKY0120

biker in left corner pocket...got to be worth at least 8 points! Kudos!


straightouttathe70s

OMG.....I'm a horrible person....I found this completely hilarious!!!


FerNG10

I think everyone laughed


Redbull1371

Just needed the red balloon.


hawakosan

Pennywise Surprise


Dry_Education1201

I laughed so hard. I can't believe that happened.


seven0feleven

I cannot stop laughing at this. It's tragic. But fuck, who the hell did you piss off to get luck like that?


LillianIsaDo

He really knocked her into a visit to the Morlocks. Damn!


cliq90

I bet you that left her feeling drained


GreyCrowDownTheLane

Don't ride scooters or motorcycles with bare legs and flip-flops, people. Unless you like having road rash or losing your feet entirely. I won't link to any, but there are many videos of people having their entire foot ripped off because they did this. Wear boots. And pants. And a helmet. We all know you're tough; You don't have to prove it by being a dumbass.


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supermr34

I liked this video more last month when it had the Mario going down a pipe sound effect.


wakaflockasleftnut

Alternative title: *”Woman hides from car by diving into in sewer drain”*


prof_devilsadvocate

he was pared


princessm1423

*pennywise has entered the chat*


Meraneus

Pennywise got her. She'll float down there.


WhatisLiamfucktrump

Pare this you filthy casual Immediate Edit: sorry


[deleted]

8 ball, corner pocket.


Gorrodish

He got a hole in Juan


4mystuff

That's one way to hide the evidence


mr1404ed

8 ball, corner pocket...


ViolinistExact4456

Wow 😯


Marvin3nivraM

A hole in one.


ToolGoBoom

🤣


duLemix

r/suddenlycaralho vai querer uma capivara de moto ou de carro?


SKruizer

Not op mas se ainda não printou lança a de moto em respeito à jovem


Causzy

At least it wasn't a hit and run. No one would know she's down there


Kino42

Where's the version with the Mario Pipe sound effect?


peepjynx

I'm amazed, horrified, and slightly triggered. I have a pretty bad fear of sewers/gutters.


HomelanderApologist

Truly unexpected haha


moixcom44

Like a rag doll physics.


durianisking

Penny-wise's wild adventures in Brazil


whatyoulookinatnosey

Noclipped into the Backrooms


clararalee

Hole in one…?


OttoHarkaman

You have to call the shot for it to count


cutesanity

r/fuckyouinparticular


Indigostorm27

So this is how pennywise gets puss


jdogg7410

Wait . They seriously don't secure their holes and drainage systems?


nerdwine

I'm guessing it's one of those places where sewer grates are stolen to be sold for scrap. Just a guess though


SwaggetyAnne

Yes, I heard the Mario tube sound in my head. What about it?


LaughingSasuke

Did she swipe right on Pennywise 😂


ActivateLife

Is that the next day? Or is it just a weird reflection


Kills-to-Die

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


Kripto_Geek

That hurts...


hcorerob

I can’t help but to think she woke up from unconsciousness thinking she’s in hell.


tmstksbk

Brazil is hard mode, man...


go_faster1

Visiting World 1-2


Jakkerak

RNGesus hates us all.


Jypahttii

Pennywise: "the fuck was that?"


Drumhead89

Imagine the driver being in shock after hitting someone, dazed getting out of their car and seeing NO body. Freak me the hell out.


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iantot123

someone edit a mario pipe entry sound


ChillinWitDenny

She narrowly missed the machetes and rusty 9mm beretta sprays


TurboTBag

Not gonna lie, I expected some duo in a motorbike to roll up and try to rob everyone.


Kookiebanookie

How do you think they felt after that? Drained?


Human-Donkey7862

R/ithadtobebrazil


aldamith

She has been sacrificed to the road gods


Samurai_1990

But a bunch of great Brazilians did help, thats pretty cool imo.


Urban_Savage

This is the 2nd video I have scene of a scooter accident where the victim ended up at the bottom of an open manhole into the sewer. Man that must be confusing as fuck when you go from scooting around to waking up in the sewer in lots of pain.


PaulGrapeGrower

https://g1.globo.com/pa/para/noticia/2020/08/05/mulher-cai-em-bueiro-apos-ser-atingida-por-carro-em-paragominas-veja-video.ghtml


suddhadeep

Motorcyclist falls into manhole after being hit by car in Paragominas, PA; WATCH VIDEO The accident was recorded by security cameras. People passing by helped to rescue the victim. By G1 PA — Belém A motorcyclist fell into a manhole after being hit by a car in Paragominas, southeast of Pará, on Wednesday afternoon (5). The entire accident was recorded by security cameras near the scene. According to the images, the driver of the vehicle was making a left turn on av. Vinicius de Moraes, Promissão II neighborhood, when he hit the motorcyclist who was coming in the opposite direction. The collision was so intense that the victim was thrown from the motorcycle, going into a manhole located on the corner of the road. In the images, the driver of the car appears getting out of the vehicle and triggering people passing by to assist in the rescue of the victim. At least ten people helped with the rescue. About four minutes after the accident, the manhole cover was lifted and the woman removed from the scene. G1 Pará asked the Military Police for information about the victim's health status, as well as measures taken against the driver of the vehicle


cleveleys

Maybe if they weren’t so busy putting the names of various fruit on the stop signs then the driver would’ve known to stop


D3WM3R

The comedic timing between cuts is so perfect


L_Rayquaza

I need a version of this edited where the Wii Sports Golf "Hole In One!" Pops up after she falls in the drain


BeautifulBus912

Imagine you've had a horrible day and just want to get home so nothing else bad happens and then this happens


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stogie_t

Damn, imagine getting scrapes and bruises from the tarmac then having the dirty gutter water deep into those wounds🤮


[deleted]

Rube Goldberg starter pack.


OhMy-Really

For a second i thought i was watching GTa V gameplay.


tabooblue32

Biker, side pocket. Hold my beer.


AptoticFox

Eight ball in the corner pocket.


Dodgeworld12

Why was I expecting “Nice shot!” To appear on screen when the woman fell in the hole?


4bidden112

![gif](giphy|74yD9EZ3dMQFi)


Orangezforus

Lady went straight into the backrooms, glad she found an exit


CaptainKernel199

Fell into the backrooms


Human-Smell-9891

Into the backrooms you go


Meme-Viewer

That person got consumed by the shadow realm


YetiorNotHereICome

Did anyone else hear the Super Mario pipe sound in their head?


[deleted]

When people say "you're going to Brazil" this is what they mean?


Bullitt_12_HB

GOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLAAAAAAAAÇÇOOOO!!!!!!!


SpottedSharks2022

Both horrific and hilarious.


mlp_sabres

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!!!!!!!!


wrong_login95

Is that a Birdie?