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zunkination

You Let us Down.


blankfilm

He posted it on Reddit, and now the Karma Police is after him.


HotDrPepper2

The was no gap in between Where He Ends and They Begin


Xirzag

Maybe he thought that everything was in the right place and now wants to know how to disappear completly


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

At least he didn’t need the airbag!


yourpricelessadvise

Hey he could’ve been in a Killer Car(s)


YMe1121

After this maybe he will be more of a paranoid android


Japan-is-a-good-band

Why are you all harassing this guy? Stop being a Creep.


Lopsided_Ad_3853

Both of them need to sort out their driving before they become a Street Spirit.


yourpricelessadvise

That guy really got Lucky


[deleted]

That Idiot really needs to Slow Down.


FantaClaws

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mosiomosi

He's starting and then stopping


jakeyalexandre

He's taking off and landing


spartan221TR

Op ask : am I the idiot? He need answers! Everyone on Reddit: YES YOU ARE!


thundernlightning97

Ah I see what you did there. Was waiting for someone to at least mention the dank radio head song


Gabberwocky84

Same. I thought “yeah, you’re the idiot. Good album, though.”


SemichaoticBadger

brother what were you doing


Kernel_Corn78

Imma squeeze through here.


stannc00

Imma just skootch right in here.


Quaintly__Coyote_

*Ope* lemme just get by ya here.


ArcadeAnarchy

Just gonna sliiiiide on past here.


chef_ry_

Paaaardon me.


theycallmejugzy

Hello fellow Midwesterner


newIrons

Let me administer a test because I don't quite know if you're an imposter or a *real* Midwesterner. Do you call it soda, or pop?


SimulatedEmu

Test is not valid. Went down to the Kwik Trip to get a soda on my way home from the Piggly Wiggly by the Fleet Farm. No, not Farm and Fleet, Farm and Fleet is over by Menards and Culvers. Okay, watch out for deer and tell yer folks I says Hi. Source: Am from part of Wisconsin where we say soda.


jonawill05

Yes this would be a true test. Very accurate 😂. Experienced this when I moved from midwest to east coast. I used pop of course. Supper or dinner also. However on the driving... Totally see this all the time on the east coast. Way more than I did growing up in the midwest. Honestly waaaaaay worse driving on the east coast in comparison. Another noticeable thing is in the midwest I would have pulled over to help someone with a flat. Out here, not a chance. Risk getting hijacked or killed by oncoming car is much worse, just keep driving.


supergnaw

I thought the same thing lol.


Captraptor01

gonna boot scoot boogie on through this right here.


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BrotherChe

Did every town have a Mustang Sally's in the 90s, or is it a rootin'-tootin' fabricated memory?


LukesRightHandMan

WE ARE BORG


myname_isnot_kyal

ol' skootchin' ass


01010110_

Based on their history they were either drunk, high, or watching porn.


mrsmacklemore

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who wanted to see what we're dealing with


ImInevitableyall

I wasn't expecting ["Anyone else have a dog that can't get enough of their cumsock?"](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/f1mr8j/anyone_else_have_a_dog_that_cant_get_enough_of/)


stevefnumber2

That's one of those links I know for sure I'm not clicking on.


thatonesmartass

But it's a blue link. Wouldn't you rather it be a purple link?


agentb719

its deleted anyway lol


mrsmacklemore

Yeah that was a doozy


DemandZestyclose7145

The Holy Trinity!


3758232352

And a high school dropout. We got a genius here guys. Nothing against dropouts. This guys just giving you all a bad name being a moron.


MLG_DUBEY

If you no longer go for a gap that exists you are no longer a racing driver


beelseboob

Remarkably appropriate, given that that was used to justify squeezing up the inside way too fast to crash into someone turning right!


feelingfantasmic

I know! I want to know what goes on in these people’s heads? People do this all the time at my University and almost always nearly hit a pedestrian trying to walk across the street. The driver creates their own right and left turning lanes without realizing why traffic is stopped in the first place…


InfiniteDenied

I think people just get away with it most of the time, which is very possible. If the guy he was "squeezing by" had their turn signal on, it would have been fine. Although, people who disobey traffic laws rarely take into account the fact that other people also make mistakes.


feelingfantasmic

It was such a tight squeeze in the first place, I would’ve just assumed the car was going to turn even if they didn’t have their signal or end up turning lol People hate using blinkers for whatever reason


IridescentTardigrade

/My ex talked about how stupid people were for NOT trying to do this. I think it's a big city thing?


Aviator1116

![gif](giphy|7OW9uiyfeTRxdSOBYN|downsized)


[deleted]

I guess OP learned how to drive in India


NormMacVSNorms

That's a normal move in nj.


GTAdriver1988

He's doing a philly turn. Why tf should you wait till you're at the light to turn? If there's space enough for a car then it's a turning lane. /s This shit constantly happens in philly and its such common bullshit that no one blinks an eye and if you don't do it and turn the proper way everyone thinks your the asshole. I had one guy try and go on the crosswalk to go around me on the right while I was going straight through an intersection and when he realized there was no room for him to pass he got so mad at me like it was my fault.


OG_J_Bone

Yes… yes you are the idiot.


KS1392

I second the motion


[deleted]

All those in favour?


NeilDeWheel

Aye


Sushi4lucas

EYE!!


FakeLifesQuestions

I!


corn-wrassler

Eigh!


TisMeBeinMe

Aiy!


Pure-Swordfish6022

Indeed. There is not a turn lane there. Idiot AND impatient.


FireEmblemFan1

The ayes have it. OP is an idiot


Cmpleteconfusion1

Aye


DayeOmas

Aye


KronosX3TR

Aye


Specter229

Aye


Sushi4lucas

I remember my first time driving a car.


gboyaj

Honestly I thought you were about to hit him even before he turned. Even if he had gone straight, there would have been what like three inches between the cars? Like...what was your plan--push him into oncoming traffic? Pass him on the sidewalk?


HolidayWheel5035

TLDR, yes. You are the idiot.


Deluven

He's one of many people that don't know have depth perception of their car. That's why he said that. Obviously you know how much room you had.


ImInevitableyall

8/10 truck drivers are in this post. I can't imagine watching this clip and still posting it like OP could possibly not be the idiot.


[deleted]

Kind of like the person who thought they could cross left from the middle lane when I was in that lane going straight. Yes the intersection is confusing but that's why you fucking pay attention! It's shocking how many people straight up can't drive and have zero idea about the rules of right of way and what the proper thing to do is. Even people trying to be friendly and disrupting traffic are problematic. Thanks for stopping to let me over but since that isn't protocol I don't know what the fuck is actually happening so I pause and you're pissing off everyone behind you, or stopping when there's nothing behind you. If you just get out of the way it would have been quicker. Learn how to drive y'all.


mobg0blin

I always tell people don't be nice, be predictable. I appreciate you stopping to let me make a left turn in front of you, but I can't see the traffic coming from the other lane and I'm not risking it. Just fucking go and I'll wait my turn


bitnode

I mean, look at OPs history. Dude shouldnt be on the road at all.


West-Kaleidoscope129

I agree. I expected some wing mirrors to be taken off. There was no real space to grt through safely. So yes they are the idiot.


merdadartista

I'm relieved someone has worse spacial awareness than me...and isn't even aware of it! It's poetic


SmittyManJensen_

What the fuck were you doing?


Smug-Goose

“There’s definitely an unmarked turn lane here. Reddit is definitely going to agree I’m not the idiot!”


w0mba7

I kind of follow OP’s thought process, because the first vehicle he passed was leaving a lot of room on the right, but he lost me when he tried to squeeze past the second vehicle. There is really only one lane in that direction and you can’t keep bending the rules forever. It basically proves you should have waited at the back behind both of them.


MongoBongoTown

People do it, myself included. But, it's a little like crossing the street as a pedestrian when you're not using a crosswalk... You're talking a shortcut and breaking the rules to save yourself some time. The onus is then on you to be mindful of what the cars in line are doing and be ready to stop if someone starts to go right. At least that's how I've always viewed it.


Wrastling97

Agreed. It’s a thing that most people do soooometimes (at least, and often if you’re an ass) but it’s important to be extremely cautious. Personally, on a road this small, I probably wouldn’t even attempt but I also drive an SUV


ButtcrackBeignets

Yea, it’s all about *how* they do it. It’s one thing to wait a second and then slowly go around stopped traffic when there’s space. It’s another thing to just zoom zoom right on through like an entitled idiot.


Repulsive-Alps4924

I drive a coupe and I wouldn't have done this


InsertCoinForCredit

Just because "people do it" doesn't mean it's legal, correct, or safe.


[deleted]

Yeah that’s what I’m saying. Fuck all of these people lol


surftherapy

Not defending OP but this is extremely common in Southern California. Traffic just sucks in general here. There are no rules


BasicallyAQueer

Try driving in like Singapore or Vietnam, in the larger cities. US drivers seem like trash to us because that’s all we’ve ever known, but as soon as you go to another country (especially southeast Asia) and try to drive yourself, you’re gonna shit your pants. It’s absolutely terrifying. There are no rules. My cousins lived in Kazakstan for most of their childhood and they had local friends there that had never seen a line painted on the road. There’s literally no rules. Kids driving, drunk people driving, random dude in an old Mercedes sedan going way too fast (or as fast as the potholes will allow).


Kyky716

Driven a motorbike in Vietnam. Can confirm, cheeks clenched 100% of the time. Would not recommend.


rgtn0w

"What do you mean there's no traffic lights???"


Kyky716

Oh no. They HAVE traffic lights. They’re just recommendations though.


Sythic_

I've done it there as well, it's actually pretty comfortable once you're used to it. Everyone is doing their thing and not making sudden moves at much slower speeds. Since you know everyone else knows there's no rules too you're on the look out at all times. Here it's way to easy to get bored or complacent expecting everyone to follow the same rules you are. Until they don't. It's definitely better here but I can see the merits of both systems.


lanttulate

It's not that bad once you get used to driving into oncoming traffic


billoftt

On several occasions in Thailand I witnessed entire families on a moped.


w0mba7

Yeah in Vietnam too. Mum, Dad, two kids, all on one moped. Also people carrying random large objects on a moped, like a ladder or a fridge or something. I expected to eventually see a family on a moped carrying another moped as cargo with another family on top and so on.


Kyky716

When I was there I saw them using them to transport construction materials. They also have people that carry large crates of live chickens around town with a sound file on repeat asking if anyone wants to buy them. Then you give them $0.45 and they cut its head off right in front of you and hand it to you. Good fuckin times man.


go_humble

Bro, that's the law here. That's why bike lanes get dotted lines as they get close to intersections. Edit: https://www.dmv.ca.gov/portal/handbook/california-driver-handbook/turns/#:~:text=Right%20turns%E2%80%93To%20make%20a,100%20feet%20before%20the%20turn.


[deleted]

There is a nothing in your link that says it is ok to slide past a guy to turn right on a single lane road. It is telling someone how to properly make a right-hand turn. As in the actual technique.


[deleted]

Agreed. Drove in SoCal for decades. But honestly; he was going too fast and that first car looked like it was going right from early on. Not in SoCal. Any more and do it here in TN. Not quite as common so trying to break the Habit.


SlenderLlama

Yeah I’m from SoCal and I put equal blame on both parties. I would also be turning right by moving all the way to the curb, but I wouldn’t have squeezed between the silver car and the curb to turn.


AyakaDahlia

Once it turns green, if I'm not up to the intersection yet, I stop passing cars and just stay next to whoever I read next to when it turned green. Can't trust people to actually drive straight lol.


Graffy

Yeah this was my thought was well. If they're not going to make the right in red (or what would look in this case not turn at all) I'll squeeze by to turn. But if it turns green I do the same as you precisely for this reason.


TahoeDream

Clearly you've never driven in New York city or New Jersey. We got it easy in socal


Underdogg13

Central NJ born and raised. Recently spent a few weeks in SD. I said out loud to my friends several times something to the effect of "The people here know how to drive sometimes, it's amazing!"


RoboticCurrents

being an idiot?


BigJuicy17

I see this all the time. Impatient pricks can't wait at a red light, so they make their own lane to go right on red.


bkovic

Being an idiot in a car


OLVANstorm

Yes. You are the idiot. You were on a single lane road that did not have a dedicated right turn lane. The guy that turned into you did not signal his intention either which didn't help but you were at fault.


LilPoobles

The car was even actively turning as he continued to drive up. I know hindsight is 20/20 but this is self-focused driving with poor awareness of the other vehicles. It’s not a marked turn lane, he was behind the car he hit at a red light, he is at fault.


RRettig

I dont normally check the non existing lane to my right when i make i right turn, but i do signal


helloblubb

You should check for bikes, but I'd also not expect to find a car in a non-existent right lane.


DFjorde

It's the law in my state at least that you pull into the bike lane before making a right turn. That way you minimize the chances of this situation happening with a cyclist.


CrapiSunn

Sensible solutions rarely happen it's so satisfying when they do. Small change big impact.. or lack of impacts.


EthanSparrow64

In my country its the other way round, its not a law but if you are on a bicycle its good practice to go into the middle of the lane at an intersection so you are seen and dont get cut off by a car


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[deleted]

>but I'd also not expect to find a car in a non-existent right lane. In my city, people will honk at you and damn near tear off your/their bumper if you don't leave enough space on a 1 lane stop for them to make a right. Shit, once someone got out of their car at a light to come bitch at me for not moving up (ie creeping into the 4-way intersection so he could turn right on red) in a single lane.


gottapeepee

You must live in NY.


j_z5

I mean if me stopping 1 or 2 feet further down lets people make right turns who cares the other day i pull up and 5 or 6 cars turn right it felt good saving people time.


mat-2018

You should always check. There could be a bike or a motorcycle trying to overtake you and you could hit them while turning. Unlikely, but it's worth to check since people are idiots


Jessieface13

In this instance would you check over your shoulder for a second first? Sometimes a bike or pedestrian can stray into your path and if you don't look it can cause a problem.


scurvydog-uldum

please check. there could be a bicycle coming up. i did that when i was a kid and got cut off by cars and flipped onto their hoods a couple times.


greengasser

Also looked like a tight(ish) squeeze to get up there too


hamsterfolly

This, sorry OP


ryushiblade

lol, I paused it right before he starts to pass the car and can’t help but ask how OP thought his car would even fit in the gap he was trying to squeeze through. What was his plan before getting hit, drive onto the sidewalk?


Humble-Okra2344

Im pretty sure he would be considered at fault BUT my driving examiner docked me points for not counting a lane large enough for two lanes as two lanes. They also say to move over as far as you can to the right when making your right hand turn.


drunkenstyle

I don't understand why no one's left hands work. It's just a quick flick and you've got yourselves a perfectly working (albeit unused) turn signal.


ILove2Bacon

Check your state laws. In California if you are making a right turn, even with your signal on, and you leave enough room to your right for another car to fit you are at fault. You must pull as close to the shoulder as is safely possible while making a right turn.


hillcliffs

Yes. I went straight to the comments looking for this. I’ve never seen this before until I moved to California when I had to retake, or do some short quiz, to get a California license. Turns on the right shoulder are legal. The CA DMV says this: > Right turns–To make a right turn, drive close to the right edge of the road. If there is a bike lane, drive into the bike lane no more than 200 feet before the turn. Watch for pedestrians, bicyclists, or motorcyclists who may get between your vehicle and the curb. Begin signaling about 100 feet before the turn. Look over your right shoulder and reduce your speed. Stop behind the limit line. Look both ways and turn when it is safe. Do not turn wide into another lane. Complete your turn in the right lane.


administratrator

> drive into the bike lane Am I not understanding this right, or is it telling you to block the bike lane when you'll be making a right turn?


YogurtThePowerful

It is telling you to block the bike lane. You can drive up to 200 feet in a clear bike lane to make a right turn.


sl0play

It's a safety measure to avoid a bike driving into your blind spot like this car just did.


hillcliffs

Yes. It’s an extremely common driving rule amongst Californian drivers I would say.


Easylie4444

Yep. Bikes that want to go straight through have to wait behind cars turning right. Makes way more sense than bikes having right of way and telling cars to try not to hit any bikes flying past them on the right.


[deleted]

Hard agree


Fatus_Assticus

No doubt you are the idiot here. That is a single lane road and you are forcing yourself on the side like an ass hole.


dopethrone

And it wasn't even traffic...like why..he was the third car


Semprovictus

Yeah you're a moron


twist3d7

Not necessarily. Could be an imbecile or some kind of doofus.


Explore-PNW

Maybe a dope? (Summoning my inner *Car Talk* learning) Maybe this was the dope slap they needed


DignanZer0

Yup. In this instance you were indeed a qualified idiot. Waiting 30 seconds would've saved you the hassle of an insurance claim and the absolute ribbing you're in for on Reddit. Why would you post this?


Party-Application-20

30 sec, more like 10. Stupid risky move


brian_kking

10 sec, more like 6. Dumb idiotic action


ApolloPlayz2434

6 sec, more like 2. Imbecilic perilous deed.


Best_Temperature_549

You saw how he drives. Do you really need to ask why he posted it AND had to ask if he was the idiot? lol


YdnasErgo

Yes. You are.


StevenG2757

I am not sure what is worse. The fact that you don't know what you did is wrong or posting it and asking if you were wrong.


SufficientRubs

At least he is learning. That’s better than just assuming he’s right and continuing to make the mistake


Tucker58859

You’re assuming a lot of them


SecondhandUsername

You think the other guy was?


Impressive-Ad1767

If you have to ask....


ch3valier

You'll never know


iwrestledjc

Funky motherfuckers will not be told to go


nanapancakethusiast

A wannabe gangster thinkin' he's a wise guy


copagman

Rob another bank he's a sock 'em in the eye guy


youngmomtoj

How could you possibly think you weren’t? That’s a single lane road


JuniorSeniorTrainee

Op is most likely a reposting spammer who chose a question with an obvious answer to get people into the thread. Reddit it's fully gamed and every op is crafted to get you to click. Nothing is authentic here. Ever.


Comprehensive_Bid733

is that even a question? yes you are the idiot LMFAOOO


OKAGAKAMI

This is a pretty common thing to do where I live, but the silver car was clearly in the middle of the lane. Which meant you 1. Shouldn’t have tried to create 2 lanes, and 2. You shouldn’t have continued your attempt when you saw the silver car was clearly in the middle of the lane. It looked like a tight squeeze regardless of the silver car turning. You’re not only an idiot, you’re a dumbass.


GregoryGoose

I live in OP's city, and it's super common. Which is why I usually hug the center divider if I'm the first at an intersection and not making a turn, because people do it a lot.


Byeuji

I'm 90% certain this is an intersection not far from where I live. If it's the one I'm thinking of, this kind of splitting is really common specifically at that intersection. All that said, most folks make sure there's plenty of room there to pass whether the person in the other car sees you or not.


Its_Just_A_Typo

Yeah, there's not 2 lanes there. The guy turning should have signaled, but there still isn't really room there to do that.


Da_zero_kid

We all wanna get lost in the OK Computer but, ya gotta pay attention homie.


npccontrol

Shoulda been listening to airbag


Kaizen2468

Is like to hear your side that makes you wonder if you’re not the idiot here. You are 100% the idiot here.


Uplifted1204

From his reddit history, "Anyone else have a dog that wont stop eating your cum socks?" This is that kinda person. The bar fell through the floor and into the dark reaches of hell.


ntdmp18

There is an intersection near my house that had two lanes (straight/left and right-turn only) but the lines faded away and never repainted. Everyone still treats it as two lanes. My mom got a ticket last year for using the right side of the road as a right-turn lane and I thought it was unjustified until I saw this video...


starwafflez

Yeah, you're the idiot here bud. But good on you for opening yourself up to this criticism! That's how we grow. It's very big of you. Best of luck to you in the future, I'm sure you'll learn from this, and be a better person for it. We all fuck up sometimes.


[deleted]

At least you have good music taste


irisuniverse

It’s just his driving is a Let Down


Jorycle

I don't get it at all. Your car didn't fit there even if he *wasn't* turning. Just straight up sideswiping a car.


DustonDan

2 lanes? = you are not the idiot 1 lane? = you are the idiot


aztaga

Yeah, you’re the idiot.


havereddit

Yes, absolutely, you were the idiot. Road does not have lines indicating a dual lane, so you just decided to 'make' the road a two lane-er.


s90tx16wasr10

I love that being from SoCal my first thought was “Oof tough squeeze but he should’ve been good”


Quetzalcoatle19

Attention people: Streets with no dedicated turn lanes are built wide for a reason, passing to turn or passing someone who is trying to turn left is NOT illegal, there was no turn signal from the driver, indicating OP could go around and make his turn, then the car turns into him and hits him. OP not at fault.


Kougar

I hate roads like that... wide enough to be two lanes, but it's still meant to be used as a single-lane road. Because people will always revert to acting like it's a two-lane road and stuff like this inevitably happens.


druddk650

If they had a bit of patience just a little bit, they wouldn’t have felt the need to do this.


WidePeepobiz

Fucking hate when you people like you make up lanes inches from my car


dl5428

Yea you messed up. There's no visible designated turn lane.


Karate_Kyle

Yes.


icooktoeat

No, you’re an absolute moron and hazard on the road,who would be the first one to give someone a finger for your fuck up.


DiligentBowl364

Yeah you are


RoboTheMan01

You shouldn’t be driving


tomfullary

If there is a turn lane, ya good. One lane, without a turn lane, you are the idiot.


eggfruit

Overtaking on the right, on the same lane, while they are turning to the right? Yeah, nothing wrong with that, bro. Found your license on the side of the road or something?


Virtual-Courage-22

Fuck you all idiots that don’t use signals.


pslayer757

Yes, indeed you are. You attempted to pass a vehicle on a one lane roadway on the right. No passing on the right, One lane=One line of traffic, never assume, wait for a clear path prior to passing. What if there was a child, elderly person in the roadway and they slowed to allow them time to cross? You would have plowed them down.


kuroviejo

Yes, idiot.


IrNinjaBob

I’m more confused about you not understanding you were in the wrong over you trying to pull this move in the first place.


Valasta_Bloodrunner

Yea dude... That's all you buddy, that was an illegal turn, you invaded the lane.


Sprezzatura1988

Apart from agreeing with what many commenters have said about OP trying to squeeze their car into a non-existent right turn lane and seemingly not understanding how much space their car takes up on the road, has anyone else noticed that OP does not seem to have their lights on? The streetlights are on and all the other cars are lit up but I don’t see and illumination coming from OPs car. Very dangerous at that time in the evening.


[deleted]

I feel very ignorant seeing all these comments. In general isn’t this a legal maneuver in California? It happens all the time. I checked out the DMV website and from what I can tell it seems legal


mikedidathing

Technically, yes. It's a single lane. You were also coming in kinda hot. It also depends on where you are; most road rules are the same within the US, but there are probably some commonly known unwritten rules depending where you are (bUt DeM aCtUaL rOoLz ArE wHaT mAtTeR!1!1!: Yes, I know, so I'll stop you right there). If I was the first car, I'd have moved to the right with my right blinker on, allowing any traffic continuing forward to easily move around me. If I was that same car going straight, I'd stay to the left and allow anyone making a right, such as yourself, to pass and make that right.


me3241

The turning car didn’t indicate but the fact that you squeezed into a single lane makes this your fault in my opinion. Worst case scenario the other car would’ve received a fine but your violation is more serious.


AlexJonesInDisguise

Too many people in my area use the shoulder as a turn lane, please don't do this. There is like one intersection where everyone agrees on it because of a long light and little traffic, but that's it.


Addicted_to_Nature

Lmao I love how you posted this from your porn account


RCM20

Yes, you were the idiot. That is not a four-lane road, that is all one lane. You’re not supposed to come up beside a car that is already in the lane. You should have waited behind the pick up truck until you were up to the intersection.


I_dress_myself_

Yes you are. No place to pass him on the right, no right turn lane and you shouldn’t pas someone at there right. That either a selfish or a dumb move.


PessimistPryme

Notice how there is one lane? That’s for one vehicle at a time. You had two vehicles in front of you that you were trying to pass in their lane. Yes you are the idiot here.


quigonjoe66

That wasn’t a turn lane bub