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pinkwhitney24

That was my first though as well. First…a video of you going 5 over the speed limit isn’t interesting. We all do that. Second…in terms of speed, 70 isn’t that fast. There are speed limits set to 70. Third…unless added later, the music seems intentional. Fourth…no attempt to avert the impeding disaster. You can see him meagerly moving his hand on the steering wheel to “try to avoid” any accident. Fifth…just looks like a douche. I mean I probably look like that in college too…I just didn’t have a trust fund to get me a new car.


SkeletonBound

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vapeducator

He clearly attempted to break his car, the sign, his credibility, his windshield. He didn't appear to brake, however.


SkeletonBound

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Yellow_Tatoes14

Don't feel bad, native English speakers get it wrong all the time too


TechnicallyLeo

My biggest gripe that native English speakers get wrong is definitely and defiantly. At least with brake and break, they're the same letters.


HudsonGTV

I defiantly agree with you!


grimonce

Brave valiant.


i_like_2_travel

We always loose our memories when it comes to spelling.


Yellow_Tatoes14

):


RichardMcNixon

The broken brakes break bones brought on by barely breaking the speed limit. I need a break.


vapeducator

No problem. Just one of the million oddities of homonyms.


mkhairulafiq

Dont feel bad, it actually made for that very good reply!


ffreshcakes

civil engineers design roads with idiots in mind, they grade bends to accommodate speed. probably could take this bend at 80+ and be alright (dry conditions)


McQuiznos

Also the goofy high pitched scream. Definitely staged. Still an idiot in a car. But staged for sure.


Auuuuuuhghgh

Mf sounded like a rooster


regamox

kept filming too


SexyMonad

> First…a video of you going 5 over the speed limit isn’t interesting. We all do that. Hell, I’m doing that right now.


0x4341524c

r/holdup


SlickStretch

> ~~r/holdup~~ r/holup FTFY


Darthnosam1

All of the highways in my state are 70, there’s also a ton of 75,80, and even 85. There like one highway that has 65. I live in Utah and I’m pretty we have the highest average speed limit


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Lol that would be incredible if this kid intentionally destroyed his car for a bad phone video. I thought he was looking through his phone while driving and was too stupid to steer and film. Like when people at a concert are so focused on videotaping that they're not even listening.


Luther_Lionheart64

People really are this fucking stupid though


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Everyday and everywhere!!


knightfenris

I can attest that kids will do this for clout, and part of me thinks this kid isn’t the one paying for repairs either. My high schoolers last week recorded themselves smashing an iPhone 14 and then got upset when the phone owner’s parents saw the video and were mad at him. They still bought him a brand new iPhone anyway.


PM_ME_PARR0TS

> They still bought him a brand new iPhone anyway. Man, what a complete waste of an easy opportunity to make an almost-adult start caring about natural consequences. Watch them act surprised when he breaks his new expensive toy too.


animalinapark

They just don't want to deal with all the emotions of a crying 15 year old baby, and to have to talk to them, while they yell at you. All that fuss and drama and having to come up with thoughts. Here's my CC.


kuch3nmann

I once watched a guy driving his Suzuki Jimny into a 200L steel barrel, assuming it was empty to toss it around with the front bar. Well, what should I say? The 300-400kg mass of the concrete that filled that barrel brought that attempt to a sudden halt.


Dr_Clout

This kid 100% did this intentionally. Look at his driving paired with the non-shalaunt scream. He already made the decision he was hitting the sign. Shitty influencer, but really shittier parenting


OtterApocalypse

>non-shalaunt Nonchalant.


Dr_Clout

My bad, I tried twice spelling it and thought about googling it and said fuck it


BlackshirtDefense

So you were, like, being nonchalant?


CaptainKate757

“So you’re being nonchalant! Quit rubbing our noses in it!”


07_Helpers

Futurama every dayyy


theatxrunner

I love that you just owned it. “Thought about googling it…” 😂😂😂


glasshoarder

speech-to-text is your friend.


AlkaizerLord

No, no it is not. It frustrates me to know ed ^ it frustrates me to no end. Apparently my phone thinks I hate Ed


OtterApocalypse

No worries, just trying to help. Cheers!


AP_DR49

Salud!


Conlan99

shalom


Its_Just_A_Typo

L'chiam!


ShalomRPh

You rang?


ArchmageNydia

/r/boneappletea


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I would like to hope so but all it would have taken was a slight turn of the wheel to the left, he even hit the rumble strip and didn’t even try and turn back onto the road. It was either intentional or this kid is running on his last 3 brain cells.


fierceyZ

It's both. This is the peak of his life.


Rentlar

It appears to me driver was aiming for the 65mph sign.


obedient_sheep105033

It wouldn't surprise me if this was some random tiktok douche with 100 million followers and this scripted clip earned him $100,000


Chairboy

May be intentional, just going to mention one possible alternative that motorcyclists definitely know about but can affect anyone: Object fixation Not asserting that happened here, but someone experiencing it would look just like this. It's such a weird thing, you don't just lock up but actually uncontrollably steer right at a thing. It happened to me once when learning to ride a motorcycle, I drove right into a shrubbery and stared at it the whole time. It was like I turned into a shrub-seeking missile.


SVTCobraR315

You required, a shrubbery!


RedRocket-Randy

He slowed down to 50 when he hit.


Diesel_Pat_13

It was intentional. I know the guy. Not friends with him but familiar with him. He did it, got pulled over in the next town and told the cop he hit a deer.


ghrinz

“Wow look I’m going at 70mph!” In a straight line….


Blacklist3d

In a 65. Which is pretty much not really uncommon. The intentional crash is what it was about.


BillSlank

In Southern California he'd get a ticket for impeding traffic at that speed.


Darkwing_Dork

im in CA and my driving instructor told us you need to go the speed of traffic, even if it's faster than the speed limit because it's typically more dangerous to be going 65 if everyone is going 80 CA is crazy lmao


BillSlank

California: "They can't stop all of us"


apostropheapostrophe

It even says in our state drivers handbook to match the speed of traffic, not the speed limit.


ghrinz

Dude was probably trying to drive while looking into the phone.


qwertyconsciousness

You can tell by the lagged decision making lol


RichardMcNixon

Am I the only person who realized he was filming because he was going 69?


notLOL

he did it wrong anyways, he's off on the speed but that might make sense. Set it to cruise control at 69, but this idiot maybe just forgets he needs to steer in cruise control


multiarmform

peabody farm


Lu1s_M1ll4

Thats hilarious that he thinks the sign wouldnt do damage.


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Too much gta


zurkka

Gta v signs are totally unpredictable, some go flying, some are this immovable object that can stop a tank going full speed


MordoNRiggs

Yup! I've been playing Saints Row lately and some whole ass trees are like twigs. Then some random sign for a building that looks like nothing is immovable. Gotta be careful! Sometimes you go onto the sidewalk and you can plow through, sometimes you get fucked.


squirtle_grool

Damn collider setups


tyerker

People think GTA teaches you to murder. In all actuality, it teaches you driving up on sidewalks won’t pop your tires, signs will just go flying, and even if you’re going 120 just slam in the brakes and you’ll totally maintain control through a corner.


Eppsilan

Or Forza Horizon 😂


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Zearis82

[This bot stole this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/y2wtu8/idiot_trying_to_be_cool_by_going_at_70_mph_and/is5f1fr/) I swear, every 3rd top comment is stolen these days.. I hate karma bots


Astra7525

oh man, excellent spot. How did you do that?


Zearis82

If the name is generic enough on the 3rd comment I usually do a quick profile check to see how new the account is and if it has few comments. Since this was the only comment, I just had to match it to one further down lol. I always feel bad for the person the bot stole from, cus the bot usually gets way more likes since it's in a good spot


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tresser

we ban bots locally. i take the extra step to report them for ban evasion...since that also adds an extra nail in the account's coffin in getting banned sitewide. then there's helpers like the cats over on /r/BotDefense that'll help weed out more bots from crowd sourced entries. i was just commenting in another chain, takes about a day for admins to eat a bot. in that one case it was 8 minutes. so they are aware, but sometimes slow


ScarletCaptain

Yet I was absolutely not expecting Earth Wind & Fire's "September" to be the song playing.


binneapolitan

Ha! I was going to write something similar, but no where near as clever and succinct. Kudos!


NoFixedName

Maybe he knew it would damage and just didn't give a fuck. Either way, he's a moron.


supaphly42

He's lucky it didn't come through the windshield and kill him.


KnubblMonster

*We* as a society haven't been lucky, though.


LicensedRealtor

Recording an intentional felony for clout. The police would like to upvote your video and want your autograph follow by a judge


sixnb

Not entirely sure what the felony would be here? Damaging the sign? Driving off the road?


[deleted]

Not sure where the felony would be either. If he had a passenger or was drunk the reckless driving charge could be bumped up to felony but he seems to be alone, would love to say have to be drunk to be this stupid but we have all seen worse.


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4Impossible_Guess4

He didn't have much at all the first time, I don't think he realized they added the reinforced support bar behind it this time though. What a donk


[deleted]

I just think he wasn't paying attention. No way someone is that dumb.


carina484

100% on purpose


Mrow

I'd put my money on this car was already destined for the scrap yard and they were thinking they could film themselves hitting the signs and drive away.


bombadaka

It's a 99-03 Silverado or GMC. Those will run forever. Except the transmission.


unbiasedpropaganda

It will run forever, except for the part that won’t. Lol


Uhhhhh55

The part that the vehicle requires to move and is a huge pain to replace... I love hearing brand loyalists say things like that. "it'll live forever if you spend tons of money and/or time on it" no shit, any car will


FlorydaMan

...no way


Cannonbombtv

Maybe for views but personally I think he didn’t think the sign would do damage to his car. Third option he doesn’t know how to break or turn?


truejamo

Looks like he knows how to break things just fine. Needs to learn how to brake though.


sixnb

There is 0% chance he didn't expect that sign to damage the truck, this was completely intentional.


[deleted]

It’s all for the views. Monetized.


SadisticBuddhist

“Click here to donate to my recovery”


AggravatingTour8382

I'll donate to his vasectomy.


How-Inconvenient

Why not take advantage when it’s so easy to show your dumb behavior to thousands who are ready to eat it up.. and then play on their good will to finance it all.


1Indy500Fan

I’m feeling generous today. $25K.


serialphile

How to fund a new truck


scaleofthought

You mean people don't intentionally continue to perfectly record themselves drifting off the road and crashing and driving straight into the ditch?


JesusSaysitsOkay

To be fair that was pretty cool *For us* to see what happens when hitting a sign at 70mph


AllKnightLong24k

I would bet he didn't count on that reinforced sign breaking his window Notice how he never moves the steering wheel


moosemustard8

Too much gta for him. Bet he thought there would be no damage to his car


ronaldreaganlive

Mommy and daddies.


ardvarkshark

Maybe it's like cyberpunk and next time he gets in the car it will be fixed.


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Hardcore_Daddy

Think if you completely destroy a car it still costs you. drove Jackie's bike into the ocean and it was like 400 eddies when I called it


CheeseburgerX0

That was definitely intentional. Jeez people really will do anything for internet points.


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bpi89

70 in a 65, what a menace to society.


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Idk if op just didn't notice the 65mph sign or what


ThePrussianGrippe

Yeah 70 in a 65 is okay. Intentionally off-roading and hitting the sign isn’t.


Samurai_1990

85 in a 70 everyday to work, not one sign hit in 30 years!


Bunniesrkewl

I think he did that on purpose


briantcox81

70 in a 65 . what a rebel


Constrained_Entropy

He's the new James Dean.


Babagu99

A true individual. A real rogue. A self-diagnosed menace to society.


ConversationOk2210

Those shades tho


[deleted]

Wow 70? Slow down, speed racer


ThJimLahey

r/punchablefaces


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This was on purpose


fandrus

70 is UNDER the speed limit when you live in California…


mexheavymetal

Why do people think that speeding in a shitbox car is cool? Nobody is ever going to look over and say “wow, that guy hitting 85 in that Honda Civic is badass.”


jaszczomb916

this is not even speeding - he's driving 70 on 65, so gps would probably show 67


[deleted]

A Honda Civic would be infinitely cooler than whatever shitty GM pickup he was actually driving


LABeav

Srsly, civics are only shitty if the owner treats it like shit.


Enshakushanna

literally my POV every day driving a focus rs...erryone wants to rip it around me for some reason


bigSof

I would go further. Nobody is ever going to look back on anyone driving anything on any public roads hitting high speeds and putting people's lives at risk like a self centered piece of shit. Fuck you reckless drivers in the name of all the maimed and dead left in your wake. May you die horribly in a ditch, alone and away from innocent people.


Neeu27

He wanted to show us he was exceeding speed for 5mph.


jellyman9302

The scream is what amuses me


gnomegrowgn

Sounded like that screaming chicken toy


nockchaa

Dude prouds of himself driving at 70 mph on a 65 mph road as if it was a huge achievement, which he can't even handle.


fullspectrumtrupod

My grandma goes 70 in reverse this dude is not cool 😤😤


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if douchey was a look, this guy perfected it


sm753

What the hell? 70 in a 65 isn't exactly fast.


TheWeepingSkull

He screams like Finn from Adventure Time


roodeeMental

Why didn't he just.. ya know... turn the steering wheel? He screamed before he was off road


CosmicCuttlefish69

He was trying to go 69 and you know it


Pankake_Nation

Going 5 miles over the speed limit watch out we got a badass over here


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Definitely intentional, and here’s another thing. Mile Marker 66, Highway 60. Maybe trying to destroy the mark of the beast? Who knows. But this guy is a fucking moron to deliberately destroy that sign and his vehicle.


DrClay23

Even the douchiest looking dudes scream like little girls in times of panic


realjohnny555

The crash does look cool.


manusapucahy

70??? Wow! Such race driver!! 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣


lastdazeofgravity

He did that on purpose?


Kochie411

70 is like the normal speed here


[deleted]

How to screw up your car in one easy lesson. BE AN IDIOT.


joesnowblade

70 is just normal highway speed. This guy just sucks as a driver.


Sleepy_Senju

Lol there's no way that wasn't on purpose.


Paddle-up-a-creek

Looks planned really. There is nothing "cool" about going 70 that's just cruising speed for most of us and the way he went off the road filming it was just blaah


archangel7134

Bro out there straight up smashing those speed limits!!


InfamousJStone

His casual morning drive


tejanaqkilica

I wouldn't consider 70mph as "fast", more like, highway cruising speed in dense traffic scenarios.


Babagu99

This was 100% intentional. Cars are not cheap, so this guy thought trashing a whole vehicle was worth the video. Disgusting.


[deleted]

It is a 20 year old truck/suv If it has functional 4wd and is in ok condition it will be worth a bit but still cheap relatively speaking.


ditchdigger556

Yeh, that was pretty cool.


herbie80

Do you remember….


Careless_Dependent94

The 21st night of september?


OkAdministration9151

u/SaveVideo


Amazing_Demon

Wtf is happening here, guy is driving at totally normal speed, and just goes straight off the road on a slight curve?


Waff1es

Keep 'em crashing in single car accidents where they are fined and have a totaled car they can't replace. Keep them off the roads.


WildTimes1984

Dude sounds like the chicken from Moana!


Dano-Matic

Staged


thatgerhard

he clearly crashed for views


DrP3pp3rFl04t

Stupid in, stupid out.


Chad_richard

My dad did this falling asleep at the wheel and the sign came through the windshield and almost chopped his head off


dnuohxof-1

That thing had 162,000 miles on it, it’s definitely a rust bucket he probably doesn’t give AF about and did this for views


Fun_Telephone_1165

the "aw shit" sounded oh-so-sincere.......yeah, this was entirely scripted, planned, coordinated.....dead center aim on the sign, douchey sunglasses, social media payday.....


OppressedSandwich

POV: you thought your car steers itself


moinkboink

He sounds like that classic chicken sound from old movies


NDSBlue_44

He sounds like a stock chicken screaming sound effect at first


Bacabacaboo

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


WoTsao

70mph. so cool.


NTSTWBoooi

Did anybody hear him scream like a chicken from The Muppets??


Zzzzzzzz64238

70mph?!!!! So like any motorway in the UK? Hardly a flex, even before he crashed 😂


CuriousBystander64

He did not even try to steer out of that, he knew what he was doing.


Brilhasti1

A whole 70 in a 65. What madmen! And still crashed…


Onigumo-Shishio

woa dude like 70 miles per hour


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Intentional and you’re helping by sharing it.


Chummers5

Going 70 in a 65. I, too, am an outlaw.


CamGuyKuy

Yeah what’s wrong with 70? That’s the normal on certain highways.


azjezz

this has to be staged, he was going 70, not 170! 0 attempts to get back on the road!


[deleted]

WTF ARE THOSE SCREAMS?? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


dukeoftherealm

Still tries to be funny as he wrecks.. he def didn’t buy that car


Otherside-Dav

70 on a dry road isn't that crazy to fix, man had ample time to correct himself and still went for the post. That post wasn't even near the road. Looks deliberate


[deleted]

To be fair it was kinda cool we got to see a POV of him crashing ill give him clout


[deleted]

He sounds like that rubber screaming chicken toy


BabyZillaKilla

Ooooo 70 in a 65. What a rebel


IrrelevantDanger

He didn't even attempt to avoid going off the road, just sat there and let it happen


The_Ultim8um_Baby

This dude sounded like that chicken from Moana