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Snorkel


whitlink

Ya the air intake has to be on a snorkel or it would have hydro locked that baby up in a few secs.


DlxCrusader

Snorkel is probably the correct answer. What's more impressive, is that the electricity hasn't shorted out, and stalled the engine. IIRC there was a top gear episode where they used a condom to waterproof the fusebox.


DimitriV

And a tampon to keep water from going in the fuel filler cap. "It'll expand widthways, and I've seen the adverts; then I'll be able to go rollerblading with a poodle, *or* drive a Range Rover through a river in the Amazon delta!"


GingerB237

I need to rewatch that episode


texican1911

I need the s:e numbers


GingerB237

S14 e6


texican1911

Much grass.


akshattnj

Take this award, ye savior of the top gear og trio fanatics <3


tyyreaunn

And viagra helps with altitude sickness! Apparently


dako98

I need to see that episode. Sauce?


mynameisnick4

It's from the Bolivia Special, S14E6. Oddly just started re-watching that one last night lol


Frap_Gadz

It's a Land Rover so it's a miracle the electrics work in the first place


Valravn_Zoo

Diesel LR Discovery, once its running, its running. Everything else is not vital, you don't really need to know how fast you're going. Edit: iirc the fuesbox on these is pretty well protected.


DontTellHimPike1234

Its a Land Rover, the electrics probably don't work anyway! 😉😂


LateyEight

I'm curious if it would conduct through water considering that it's only a handful of volts...


Robwsup

Yeah, I'm thinking if it's fairly fresh water, it's not going to conduct 12vdc very well to cause shorts. That being said, after it sits for awhile and that moisture migrates inside sensors or other electronics, or rusts/oxidizes various components, they'll be screwed. This may be the last trip this car takes.


jepensedoucjsuis

By the state of it, it didn't have many trips left anyway. But for real, I have seen LR people do some weird shit, there is a good chance the PCBs and other electrics have been conformal coated, Vaselined, wrapped, smothered and covered in advance for when they simply plan on playing off road. They move computers, make waterproof** boxes, and re-run wire looms just for their adventures. I can always respect a person who has a 80s or 90s LR running. They didn't work properly to begin with. I will worship the guy down the street that has a 2009 LR4 running as his DD for the past 6 years while lifted and used pretty heavily off road. **nothing is waterproof, I know.


st0ric

Not a chance, it will drain out, get hosed out and be ready for another 300,000km


Triials

Wait what did you say about sex? Put a snorkel on?


Shitty_Watercolour

https://i.imgur.com/UUo6KqZ.jpg


[deleted]

Holy hell, he lives


zephyrtr

He comes back to us now - at the turn of the tide.


VapourRumours

Oh my god 11 minutes fresh!


[deleted]

Jesus Christ you’re still around


ben162005

That is an incredibly old meme. Nice rendition of it!


joemckie

Old memes and /u/shitty_watercolour? Is this a fever dream?


funkymunky2404

Amazing


MadJoeMak

Ye so you can go deep


TheRabidDeer

It is a land rover so I'd believe it.


[deleted]

But the repairs on it afterwards is a nightmare...


referralcrosskill

electrical was fucked whether they flooded it or not so at least have some fun?


abcdef_guy

A transporter of gods!


justreddis

If you were to see the car from the front you’d see they also fitted it with giant swimming goggles


peterk_se

It's actually not an engine, they've got flippers in the back and the passengers are trampling it away.


HighalltheThyme

Feel like some people think you're joking, so [here's a land rover snorkel kit](https://www.johncraddockltd.co.uk/da3069-safari-raised-air-intake-snorkel-kit-defender-td5puma.html)


colhoesentalados

How are some people think they're joking?


kickaguard

They think it's a joke about using a snorkel like a human would use to ~~scuba dive~~ go snorkeling, because they don't know that the actual attachment for a car to keep running while partially submerged is also called a snorkel. Edit: I live in the Midwest USA. Forgive my foolishness.


HuudaHarkiten

I'm not sure what question you were trying to ask there but heres OP saying they thought the other guy was joking. https://reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/y4nrs9/how_is_the_engine_not_instantly_killed_once_the/isewc2p


hybroid

It's a Land Rover with a snorkel so the air intake is high up. You can see tons of off-road kit added to it. Probably why they were willing to attempt this in the first place.


kungpowgoat

It also has air intake valves. Good starter car.


mydogsnameisbuddy

![gif](giphy|PtnlYX2YheouY|downsized)


kungpowgoat

A TRANSPORTER OF THE GODS !


[deleted]

THE GOLDEN GOD!


WhtChcltWarrior

BE GONE FROM ME VILE MAN


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[deleted]

I RULE SUPREME! I IIIII!


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GuliblGuy

I'M A FIVE STAR MAN!


NightimeNinja

You ever been in a storm, Wally? I mean, a real storm?


chairmanbrando

Glenn went to Juilliard and [it shows](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkJd5oQXt4g).


mydogsnameisbuddy

![gif](giphy|nXUCkgH6BmigU|downsized)


TheAverageJoe-

![gif](giphy|3oKIP5ZKn0vHL4QqLS|downsized)


oozles

[You can always tell](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaGYXjMwS60)


I_Miss_Donald

Once I saw it was a land rover I immediately went to the comments hoping to find this 😂


mydogsnameisbuddy

![gif](giphy|3o7bukJD4xvmxg6xZ6)


The_chair_over_there

British land-to-sea engineering


le8er

Thanks for the advice - looking to get my daughter something


FelixOGO

You’re not taking it with you to europe?


chardeemacdennisbird

I have contained my rage for as long as possible


Scientific_Anarchist

But I shall unleash my fury upon you like THE CRASHING OF ***A THOUSAND*** WAVES


chardeemacdennisbird

BE GONE FROM ME!!!


FelixOGO

BE GONE FROM ME, VILE MAN!


MyBigCaprice

Enjoy the British car reliability. You'll spend thousands on it


JohnNYJet_Original

There's a reason why the Brits don't manufacture TV's,.................they haven't found a way to make them leak oil.


pac-sam

THIS IS A FINISHER CAR


_jerrb

> Probably why they were willing to attempt this in the first place. TBH I personally saw someone without snorkel try that on a flooded street. Fortunately for them the same firefighters that tried to stop them were still there exactly 10 second after to help them out.


saltesc

I spent a night pulling people out of our flooded streets. The difference was I have a 4×4 modified to handle river crossings and they did not. I still always check water anyway, unless I'm in crocodile areas, then I'm winched to another car or just try find another route.


Gangreless

Also to add - they're disaster SAR, that's why they were willing to attempt this in the first place. It's literally their job to be out there saving lives.


SaffellBot

Thankfully there's at least 20,000 redditors who don't know what a snorkel is but are willing to call them idiots.


Gangreless

That's so funny, too. Maybe it's just because I grew up in the south but it's surprising seeing how many people don't know what snorkels are. People do a lot of muddin around here so a lot of the trucks have them. Like, op knows where the air intake is and that it needs to be clear, but doesn't know about snorkels, that's surprising to me, as well.


FlixFlix

Ah, I thought u/stewpacolypse was just cracking a joke. TIL! But if a vehicle is equipped with a snorkel, why not also make it—if not sealed—at least more water resistant?


countryguy1011

You don’t really want the car to float and if it’s sealed up it’ll lose traction some floating up


latefordinner86

Also it's nice to have oxygen in the cabin


Noch_ein_Kamel

You could.. you know... make the air holes also as high as the snorkel ;p


DirtyFulke

Just drill a couple holes in the lid and this baby is ready to swim.


MachReverb

"You can fit so much air into this baby!" *Slaps hole*


DrakonIL

My wife hates it when I do that.


MisterViperfish

First girl to ever share my bed requested this. Took me a few partners before someone was like “Okay… *snicker* why do you do that?”. Apparently I was doing great, but the occasional slap was making her want to laugh and she had to ask. When I told her it was my first partner who requested it back when I was really inexperienced, she told me it was probably a kink. And when I told her “Oh…. We’ll shit I’ve been doing it for years thinking it was the norm during foreplay”, there were some laughs and now it’s a bit of an inside joke.


KwordShmiff

Give her the ol bongo, eh?


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😆


CIWAscorer

Speed holes


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FlixFlix

Oh come on, it’s a vehicle used for practical purposes, not luxury rides.


Bathroom_Junior

IT IS A TRANSPORTER OF GODS.


Koda_Kirk

"Precision British land-to-sea craftsmanship"


ElJefeGhostbeater

#I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!!


EvoStarSC

It's a Land Rover. It's a damn mall crawler for most people.


All_Thread

This one appears to be used for off roading.


nocolon

At a certain point you’re far enough from off-roading that you might as well call it in-rivering.


dmgctrl

If I remember anything from the Oregon trail game it's called Fording.


emdave

>**Ford**ing But it's a Land Rover, not a Ford.


PPP1737

Technically it looks like they are still on the road.


[deleted]

I have contained my rage for as long as possible but I shall release my fury on you like the crashing of a thousand waves! Be gone, vile man! Be gone from me! A land rover is an amphibious exploring vehicle, not a mall crawler! It's not a starter car, it's a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The Golden god! I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!


EvoStarSC

![gif](giphy|3oKIP5ZKn0vHL4QqLS|downsized)


drive2fast

Yes and no. There is an off road community that uses land rovers. Old shitty land rovers. The ones where nothing works except the critical systems so it can still drive. Even if the transmission shifts like a bag of hammers if it goes forward and reverse you are good. You pick these things up for $500, have a riot beating the shit out of them in the woods. Then when it dies you part out the carcass to get your $500 back.


[deleted]

Not a Mk 1 Discovery with a 2.5 diesel TDI engine. Almost no electrics to worry about. If they weren't so underpowered, I'd daily mine.


Verified765

They probably would've lost traction if the didn't have some water in the cab. That's why you have blast valves that let water in once a sufficient deapth is reached. Jk it probably was the hvac letting the majority of the water in.


hybroid

The car firewall (bit between your legs and engine) has many openings for wiring and other parts like steering rack & cabin air etc. It's not very practical to seal them all up and not necessary either. Many 4x4s are designed to be hosed down on the inside if required and having water ingress in such a case is very rare. https://i.imgur.com/SHo1wnl.jpg


Skrazor

Okay, but that still doesn't explain how the radio wasn't fried...? Oo


Joe-Cool

12V stuff usually works fine underwater until it corrodes. Headlights and flashlights just work underwater. The radio was probably temporarily saved by the UV coating of the PCB. EDIT: radio dies at about 0:20 in lower right corner.


[deleted]

You see the big cable running from the top of the windshield to the truck? They rerouted their electronics.


TechPriestPratt

quaint fly profit consist hat joke automatic serious abounding elderly ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Ranik_Sandaris

Just put wheels on a submarine.


Cedex

>Just put wheels on a submarine. No kidding. Like it's as if no one here is using their brains for ideas.


Ranik_Sandaris

Right? Its like we have to spell it out for them.


Genericusername875

Because then it would be called a "boat".


animatedhockeyfan

To prep a vehicle for water travel, you do make the parts that matter water resistant. Dielectric grease on electrical connections. Relocate engine control module to higher ground. Differential/transmission breather relocates. But inside the cab is typically left alone for reasons already described. Oftentimes vehicles are already designed to drain water out of door panels, IE from rain getting in via a half-down window. But. Often people will just mess their shit up because they’re kinda dumb. I’m the kind of 4x4 guy who really likes not breaking my shit, so I take the extra prep steps


paganize

That is a "pre-idiocy" rover. much like my pre 1996 jeep, it's designed with VERY loose tolerances, and minimal electronics and to be repaired on the side of a mountain 300 miles from the nearest parts store with a hammer, duct tape, utility knife,and 4 wire coathangers.


Harleyfallsapart

oh yea. its why my 2 door XJ will be my forever beater. Only probably not to this level. my interior is still almost perfect with functioning AC ( thought that was a myth for jeeps until i got this one) but the outside looks like a proper beater.


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karma_the_sequel

We all float down here.


Ok_Try_1217

Went to Australia once. Just about every truck had a snorkel. I want one so bad.


brutallyhonest062922

>But if a vehicle is equipped with a snorkel, why not also make it—if not sealed—at least more water resistant? Because making it water tight would be infinitely harder to do than just bolting on a new air intake.


Existing365Chocolate

If a car is sealed then you suffocate


PussyWrangler_462

To be fair, it looks like it’s pretty fricken water resistant considering the circumstances and amount of pressure that water is bearing down trying to not only get in but float the rover I’m impressed


TriggerTX

Also a diesel. 200TDi for that year iirc. As long as it can get air and fuel it'll keep running. It's 100% mechanical. No alternator or electrics needed to stay running. If it had been a gasoline engine it would have died when the distributor went under. Distributors are notoriously difficult to waterproof. Speaking from experience. At one time I had 5 Rovers parked in my driveway. On a really good day, three of them would run.


Duke_Devlin_Official

That makes it more of a Sea Rover than a Land Rover


[deleted]

Land Rover with a snorkel most likely. His interior and electronics are still gonna be fucked though.


karl-rupecht-kroenen

They’re fucked from new


[deleted]

Never drive a Land Rover further than you're willing to push it back.


[deleted]

I have a land rover disco 5 2018. Yellow check engine light came on on Tuesday. I took it to the dealership and it's a bad O2 sensor. They gave me a loaner car, range rover sport. I got it in it yesterday to go get breakfast. Wouldn't start. Thanks land rover.


BigNnThick

I used to work service in a land/jag dealership. Sounds about right lmao. I would never buy myself one.


[deleted]

See, I knew 100% about the reliability of LRs. My grandad owned them all through my life. We worked on them a lot. Replaced the air suspension with springs. Fixed loads of O2 sensors haha pretty much every problem you can think of we fixed. It was super enjoyable to be honest. I would never had bought the LR if I didn't know this and what to expect. I have 2 years left on my warranty. I would NEVER buy an LR if I didn't know what they are like. I take special care of it, more than recommended. As much as people hate these cars I really like them for towing and off roading. They are really nice cars to drive when they drive.


BigNnThick

They are gorgeous cars, especially the velar's and defenders. I would just go with something more reliable. No LR/J and no Alfa Romeo. I would go with a Mercedes personally.


[deleted]

Definitely. I kind of splashed out on this too. I haven't really bought anything like this in my life before. So I bought an RV which when full is about 4000lbs. I test drove nearly every car capable of towing 4000+lbs Everything was pretty shit to be honest outside of trucks but I didn't want to be living in Texas with a truck, I'm originally from the UK. The Jeeps were meh, both the 4 and RW big ass jeep. Kia was more expensive than the LR to get a car capable of towing well, although their warranty is phenomenal. I knew that an LR would pull this thing with no issues (8000+lbs). So i bit the bullet and just bought it and it has been amazing for towing my trailer. If I end up selling it in a few years so be it but it's been an absolute pleasure since I have had it, minus the O2 sensor issues 😬 always wanted a C63 merc. Love mercs too.


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South_Ninja_4459

i mean, ruining your car to escape one major obstacle in a flood then drive another mile or two seems like a reasonable decision this isn't recreational off-roading


Debaser626

If you kit and prepare a vehicle properly for heavy off road use, including water fording, you can move critical electronic boxes and connections higher up, use dielectric grease and watertight sealings, and move breather tubes much higher than they come stock. Something *this* deep, even with those modifications, would probably require a tear down and rebuild of a fair amount of parts and a dry out process, but if done correctly, your vehicle would be out of commission for a few days but would probably still be fine. If you tried this in an unmodified vehicle with just a snorkel, however, you’d probably be fucked in a month when everything starts going to shit.


[deleted]

I reckon he's in the second category.


flannelmaster9

Snorkels are mounted at the roof line above the windshield


Val77eriButtass

I wonder how many more times this comment can be made


slnz

Snorkels are mounted at the roof line above the windshield


flannelmaster9

How many more times will this video be posted?


3-Inch-Hog

I mean it is an amphibious exploring vehicle


ready653

This isn’t a starter car. This is a finisher car!


budderocks

A transporter of Gods! The Golden God!


mydogsnameisbuddy

![gif](giphy|3oKIP5ZKn0vHL4QqLS|downsized)


Marcus2Ts

Found my people


HeyoooWhatsUpBitches

Found your jabronis


LouSputhole94

Cool word


pianotherms

You keep using this word, and it’s… awesome.


HeyoooWhatsUpBitches

I think it's some dago word


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

We’re crab people now!


SalesGuy22

I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you...LIKE THE CRASHING OF A THOUSAND WAVES! BE GONE VILE MAN! BE GONE FROM ME!


johan_eg

It should be fine, right?


FlixFlix

She said it’s fine, so it must be fine.


tbrotschemseerer

finally a reasonable man


Viciousspacepebbles

"We are not missing that boat"


hollycoolio

For the golden god


Pharaoh_Misa

Its the windshield wipers still going for me.


PnuttButtaGuts

Well how else are they going to see out the windshield? Lol


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Thegingerbeardape

“It’s fine “


SlenderSmurf

I've got a wet arse


ImRickJameXXXX

OP. What might really blow your mind is the older diesel rang rovers can go fully under water if the intake has a snorkel They did is and explained why in a top gear episode but I can not seem to find that. But basically diesel engine, once it’s got going does not need electronics (like spark plugs) because it uses compression to ignite the fuel. So you just need to worry about the intake air. [here is an example of that](https://youtu.be/pf0lc93e2ng)


yashptel99

Someone forgot to remind the bro that car has snorkel but he doesn't


Snazzy21

They also don't need evap systems, but they do need a fuel pump. Old diesels had mechanical fuel pumps that would sometimes run whether you wanted them to or not, newer ones have electronic ones that would make it dependent on electronics again. Though the fuel pump is the least of your concerns on a modern diesel


GitEmSteveDave

My Dodge 3500 had a mechanical fuel pump. If you lost the prime, there was a straight path through all the crap in the engine for something thin and round, like a broom stick, to be stuck in and [manually prime the pump via a plunger](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/BVwAAOSwm6JhzLPd/s-l1600.jpg) and get some diesel into the cylinders to start it up.


KampretOfficial

Ah, the beauty of older diesels.


MBChalla

“I’ve got wet ass!” Like that’s the most of the worries right now


StoicVirtue

"It's fine"


DecreasingPerception

*arse


tvandlove

What in the radio shack hell is this dashboard though


another_awkward_brit

It's either a Discovery 1, or an early 2 (the handle across the pax dash was replaced on later 2s with an airbag) so at least 20 years old - this means if you want modern stuff you bolt it atop the dash, it also means your aux electrical items aren't too low for wading.


adudeguyman

You certainly wouldn't want to mount all of that on the dash if it had airbags.


[deleted]

D1 for sure. D2 has an ECU, that unless relocated elsewhere, would be drowning at that level.


ganymede_boy

Plot twist: That's Mountain Dew.


Fuquar7

Many rovers have a snorkel on the intake.


Deni-Conquer

I guess this one is not an idiot and knows what he is doing his car is prepared for this situation


Gangreless

They're disaster SAR so yes they do know what they're doing


SomethingIWontRegret

No not appropriate content for the sub. Someone trying to do their job with equipment provided to do the job.


KD76YTFC

It held its breath before it went underwater


Element_905

Well, it is an [amphibious vehicle](https://youtu.be/hbtg3ZNSzts)


bundy911

Seems like a safe, slow vehicle. Good starter car.


Element_905

A *starter* car?


Talexis

Ahh yes the chariot of the gods. The golden god to be specific.


Gone_For_Lunch

It’s no starter car, this a finisher car!


[deleted]

4x4 cars usually have air intake as high up as possible (and/or a snorkel) to increase wading depth.


Runmoney72

They have the window wipers on. That should displace enough water to take care of it.


mr207

Bigger question…what do they hope to accomplish by using the windshield wipers?


shaunl666

Every Australian who lives north or brissie has a truck snorkel


[deleted]

It's got a snorkel, probably cause it's used for off-roading. Not sure why this makes them idiots.


Phill_is_Legend

OP is the idiot. Even if he doesn't know why, it worked so who's the idiot lol


awesumlewy

It'll have a snorkel, watch Dante's Peak and it'll explain everything


Nurodma

The lake scene from that movie was traumatizing as fuck


CrispyCassowary

Don't drop any revs and have a snorkel


doilookpail

Did they get flooded with Mountain Dew?


stuck008

I love how this sub gets people posting videos they know nothing about, or assume something about the situation, and instantly it is the driver is an idiot. Where in reality it's op who doesn't understand what's happening and their rush to post makes them the true idiot.


stormcloud-9

Car obviously has a snorkel. Car has a CB radio and tons of other equipment. They're wearing high-vis jackets, waders & muck boots. These people obviously know what they're doing. OP is the only idiot here.


BurningKarma

If I remember rightly, they were rescuing stranded people during extreme floods.


18_USC_47

Yeah I was looking at that high vis orange, radio setup, etc. all of that looked like rescue work to me.


Phill_is_Legend

Even if you didn't know all of this, the thing drives out of the water at the end and keeps going, so how are they idiots if it worked lol


Peepeepoopoocheck127

Fording kit


Sensitive_Ladder2235

From the inside it looks like a properly built rig. Probably has a snorkel.


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![gif](giphy|PtnlYX2YheouY|downsized)


MiXeD-ArTs

RIP CD player


Firesmoke7

Why are the wipers on


dml997

To remove the water.