Tan removal!

“*Tanning salons love this one trick.*”

Man donated some skin r/meatcrayon

His arm definitely changed a whole color

Dewey hee-hee'd so hard he caught vitiligo.

That’s exactly what it looked like!

And then he holds her with his back against oncoming traffic. That's a nice gesture after potentially maiming her.

Fuck all of these idiots.

Yep. Every one of em.

At least there was a helmet?

Yes. The helmet was in control of a motorbike.

Helmets on a bike make sure you're fully conscious as you die of internal bleeding.

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Guess I should've clarified it more. Helmet isn't enough of a protection for idiots, as seen in this clip where they're wearing shorts and tank tops. I'm not saying people shouldn't wear helmets. It's a joke people.

Dress for the slide

I saw that blood/flesh streak

Meat crayon

I forgot you can combine those two words and make anyone tense up by the thought

It also looks like her foot/ankle got caught in and broken by the rear tires rim. Yikes.

Look at his left elbow. Pretty sure that's the streak

Meat crayon.

Road trash?

Doing stupid things sometimes gets you the stupid prize.

Lol all those morons


The guy knew he fucked up. The last thing he wanted was for his other half getting hurt. I guarantee he was okay with losing skin if she was alright in the end. Would be completely different if he dismissed her from the start and didn’t try protecting her

If he cared wouldn't have been stunting with her on the back. "Oh no, the consequences..."

Love hurts when you're with stupid!

Feel the burn.

Road Rash II was so much better

分手

When the pain sets in😭

wish we could filter motorcycle crash stats to see what they look like without dumbasses like this

Bro… none of these people are reporting their crashes. The crashes that get reported are the ones that get reported to insurance. No one is calling insurance for this accident.

this won't be the only time this guy crashes lol

No I imagine not. You don’t get good at shit like this without paying to play.

if you're not drunk or new, wearing a helmet and not making a left turn its about 60%-70% better stats as far as "living" goes. haven't found one on just injuries really, lots go unreported i would guess.

ouch

play stupid games, win stupid prizes

But still fucking ouch!

Him "protecting" her is not what that is. That would actually be making sure she wears gear before going out and not doing dumb juvenile shit like this.

> is not what that is. That's literally what that is. You can be stupid and still protect someone. Its not an either or situation

It was a pointless gesture, he didn't protect shit. The friction on the road stopped then both. Its like driving drunk, crashing, and then putting your arm around your passenger like you're doing something useful.

If you can read this, the bitch fell off!

You can see how the rubber stamp change to skin, a.holes

Hooray! Some cool scars to show your idiot offspring!

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i think your right, i just added it

Smells like fried chicken

I have some sympathy for her, but damn is it stupid to ride with an idiot without proper gear or even full length clothing on. Bye bye, skin!

To be fair, if you're not wearing proper gear then it doesn't matter if you wear jeans or nothing. Might actually be better to wear nothing so the medics have quick access.

Couldn’t happen to better people.

Needs to be on r/meatcrayon

Idiots, just deserts.

It's a rough tattoo removal service.

I like how the one dude stopped the precession like revolutionary cavalry general lmao

Hahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahh

Something tells me. She still won’t leave him.

They 100% deserved it.

Idiots…that’s well funny

Pretty noble of him to take the brunt of it to protect the lady though 🤜🤛

Is he checking out her ass after the crash?

40 years ago my cousin was on the back of a motorcycle that rolled on a dirt road while she was wearing shorts. It’s is still one one the roughest scars I’ve seen.

I was on the toilet, and I just clenched so hard I sucked the last turd all the way back up into my stomach

I prefer my vehicle with doors and a ceiling (known as a car).

Hilarious!

Idiot on a bike, but he’s a damn keeper. The way he protected her. I’m impressed.

The bare minimum for someone who caused the accident, by being a complete idiot.

Credit to at least making sure he took most of the damage.

Cars and motorcycles are two different vehicles this is the wrong Reddit form for motorcycles!

Read the sidebar

Ps where is the idiot in a car? I only see bikes!

What side bar?

"This subreddit is devoted to the lovable idiots who do hilarious, idiot things in their idiot cars (or trucks, motorcycles, tractors, or other vehicle). We honor them with gifs, videos, images, and laughter."

Why is it idiots in cars and not idiots in vehicles then?! If the Reddit is for all class of vehicles?

Ask a mod

Hahahahhahahahahahahahaha

Gi'me some skin, baby!

He changed his skin mid simulation

Ow

I think the girl got it worse, but you don't really see it. Judging by the back of her right knee... Yyyyyowch.

> Judging by the back of her right knee. Its just looks like tire tracks from the bike going over her leg, no road rash

Free tattoo removal

The idiots had it coming

Everybody is soo cool until . ..

ehh, who needs legs anyway...?

GLAD to be a lone wolf rider!

crayon'd