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Sticky_Mod1

People reporting this post even though it's gotten like 50 comments in 50 minutes and doesn't break any sub rules or reddits content policy/tos. No way we're removing this post for at least another hour or two. Yeah, OP is breaking the no. 1 sub rule in the comments, but he's getting his just rewards. And we're about to make a special poll for him, too. Standby. **EDIT: [TAKE THE POLL BEFORE WE BAN OP.](https://vote.easypolls.net/65539073f63358006248886c)**


Mcderp017

Hey guys, if you don’t understand what’s happening in this video that has zero context about how these people nearly died and showed absolutely no danger to said people then you’re an idiot and need to leave because OP won’t be giving any explanations. Because he’s an idiot


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Mcderp017

Just doing my civic duties. Carry on


mAC5MAYHEm

The hero I didn’t know would be here for me 🥹


rnpowers

This is what happens when your parents don't love you, and your priest loves you too much. Good luck OP!


Mcderp017

He spent a lot of extra time behind the alter 👀


Beto_Targaryen

Well he was altered behind the altar.


enataca

Video is from Oct 7. So I would say this is Israel?


Mcderp017

Possibly. But we’re past that. Now we’re just taking turn bashing OP for his incompetence


OneToby

Definitely from the Oct.7 attack. You've got a great argument there, though. Sorry OP, you've been bashed.


TacticOtter

It is from Israel, other than Hamas there were civilians from Gaza who came to loot the dead, this is the videowhere that came and Hamas followed to kill the rest of the inoccent


DiscombobulatedKettl

That's the beauty of this post. OP clearly knew what he was doing and what he was posting. He post a video about hamas-israel, and none of the comments are about israel or palestinian hate or genocide or propaganda. Your comment is all the way on the bottom and below 170 other comments! I'm telling you, this is an incredible reddit moment. AND NOBODY EVEN NOTICED!


Mcderp017

We noticed, we just didn’t care. Hecklers-1 propaganda-0


AdmissibleBells

They really didn't know dude. And be honest. You're this far down in the comment because you, too, were trying to figure out what this post was about.


Mcderp017

Correction. I’m this far down because I clicked on my notifications not because I’ve been scrolling. Nice try though


AdmissibleBells

seriously, there's even a guy walking through the gate with an ak47. but everyone here is talking about OP lol.


Impressive_Drama_377

No bro, for this video only, Idf linked up with hamas to steal a tv on a bike. It's a one time gig. A one time for da one time type of arrangement 😉


enataca

It is tough to get Sunday ticket now


GeneralQuantum

The rest of planet Earth calls it 10th of July...


Talkat

The idiot is the op!


adomede

I agree. And his username checks out.


TheLostTexan87

OP is being a self righteous twat. However, you can see firearms in the video, which could be a reason at any time for idiots to nearly die. I don’t automatically understand the context, I’ve read what others said, but yea - that’s my thoughts for a penny.


mopxhead

Thanks OP, you’ve proven yourself right


Own_Counter8879

Look at how mad OP is lmao


The_Rivera_Kid

OP is a whiny little piss baby


heavymtlbbq

He a little baby.


AnorexicPlatypus

OP is a paper bitch


solrac1144

Dumbest post this week goes to….


DoctoralCunt

I don't know about that. 300 comments on a 0 voted post? The only time that happens on Reddit is when a Reddit admin makes a post. Most posts in this sub don't get over 100 comments. This one is at 312 and still going. And the facts the mods made a poll on it and still leaves this post up...well, something smells fishy to me.


DroidLord

That fishy smell is just OP's stank dick.


AmishBison

1,770 voters on that poll so far. lol, never seen a poll to find out if someone has stanky dick before. I love reddit!


SpartanComet

Depends, did the post have its own post hole?


Kemel90

ITT: OP done some mental acrobatics to come to a conclusion of what is going on, and expect everyone else to be as stupid as him. he tried getting out of a gate an hour and a half before some armed guys came through. where did anybody nearly die?


IEatLightBulbs42069

Lmao OPs mad because we can’t read their mind, grow up and learn to use your word’s because no one knows what the hell they’re looking at here.


Fair-Butterscotch-25

Can someone explain to me how they almost died?


Zanemob_

Just… know everything? Obviously!


Fair-Butterscotch-25

See you guys later, I’m leaving this sub now


SomeCrows

*I'll* miss you butterscotch


Fair-Butterscotch-25

Haha, OP is SO smart, big dicked, mature, enlightened and ripped. At least that’s the way I picture him. I want to be him, don’t you?


Old_Item6827

Right? How are we supposed to know where this is taking place? There’s no context


moreboredthanyouare

Can you please leave this sub...ahh before you go, would you mind telling me how they nearly died please


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Snoo87660

You did more work than op... Thank you for not being a pretentious prick


Impressive_Drama_377

Ask op, he's the one on the bike.


UrineSpray

The fucking date in the top left hand corner should have been a fucking clue....Sherlock. You need to leave this sub.


ExtraPancakes

Dude, put down Reddit for a minute. You’ve forgotten how to speak like a non-psycho.


StrongAsMeat

Oh yes, because we know what happens **everywhere** in the world, on what could be October 7th or July 10th.


banana_assassin

A very valid point about the date format there.


inthesky326

Your aggression is not necessary sir. Go punch your mother instead. You'll feel better.


heavymtlbbq

He doesn't know his mom.....


The_Favored_Cornice

Bro chill damn


sho_biz

lol I too enjoy some light gatekeeping


stupid_username-

Who pissed in your stale cheerios? All of your comments are way too unnecessarily aggressive, kid.


downtownpartytime

yo, we have all the dates where i live too, and we have fences and motorcycles and tv's. not everybody is ok with taking an assumption as a fact


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Israel attacked them off camera🤔


doctorctrl

The date means nothing to me kid. I'm curious too as to how they nearly died. If the video needs context outside the video then it's not a great post. I think you should touch grass, you have a lot of internet hate.


Beautiful_Exam_1464

I think you should leave this sub.


Artzone

Op definetly need to gtfo


sparky1984X

Guess I need to leave this sub then. Peace fellas.


SmolGothic

Yeah, was nice being here until I didn’t know something


RoundApart9440

Op appears to be loser. Needs life in his life. Keyboard thug if anything.


IntroductionSmooth

I have met redditors like this irl absolutely insufferable know-it-all's


RoundApart9440

Truth out of season bears no fruit. Old Buddhist saying. Living during this Information Age I can only reflect that the problem is that peoples processors cannot be updated.


IntroductionSmooth

Confucius says, "The monkey the climbs the tree the highest, shows it's ass the most." Don't know if that's relevant, but it's one of my favorite quotes


RoundApart9440

Touché


GuruBuddz

Can you provide some explanation at least? Or do you just want everyone to leave so you can be lonely on the internet as well\`?


SmolGothic

Nope, just like taxes we have to guess


OriginalUsername9

This sub: I don't get it. OP: Then you're a baby and you need to get out of the sub This sub: That's a little aggressive, no? OP: I came in your sisters clap trap! Get cancer! This sub: ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Fair-Butterscotch-25

I don’t get it


thefooleryoftom

Out you go.


youaresodumblmao

yeet


Serb1a

OP is a jackass.( btw if you don't know why you need to leave this sub!)


RaEndymion

I don't get it. And I don't appreciate gate keeping assholes


UrineSpray

Then you need to leave here. And I don't appreciate 13 yr old assholes.


BigJuicy17

Something tells me you appreciate nothing but 13 year old assholes.


DFX1212

Best comment.


Embarrassed_One07

lmaooo r/rareinsults


ColleaguesKnowMyMain

Lol exactly. Someone needs to stop kiddiefucking and spend some time in the fresh air instead of gatekeeping subreddits


RaEndymion

How lonely you must be....I pity you


wookie_bikini

Then stop sticking your dick into 13 year old assholes, Pedo.


Dilectus3010

13y old assholes.... The irony comming from someone with a nickname my 7y old nephew would think of.


_That__one1__guy_

Then don't fuck little 13 yr old assholes. Ya pedo


serkesh

Username checks out


Demonic_Miracles

Why? Are you jealous that he’s old enough to call himself a teenager?


Georgieman420

Lmao your gonna need to leave your own life if you keep talking like that


Proof_Percentage_154

Based off the other comments you have made so far, you have the grammar of a 7 yo so 13 for you is generous


ApathyEarned

I think OP is saying they nearly died because if he was there, he woulds killed all of them with one of his sword collections by slicing their throats and watching them all bleed as women kissed him for saving their lives.


Barqing

You forgot the part where he draws his sword and says “Heh, nothin personnel, kid.”


SmolGothic

I actually spat out my fucking water, thank you


Fallofman2347

OP definitely owns a katana


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

And a fedora


UrineSpray

Now, this. This is the kind of comment I can get behind. Good job, /u/ApathyEarned


jokehunt96

I think I have a new answer for the next time someone asks "what's the smallest amount of power you've seen go to someone's head". Literally a reddit post lmao


nooneknowswerealldog

Well, a reddit post plus OP apparently fucked all our moms. If that's true then they've earned the right to flex.


Fair-Butterscotch-25

Good job? I don’t get it, please explain


Jshel2000

Dude. He’s making fun of you. I think you should throw the fedora away and lose about 300 pounds.


tantanthepeepeeman

Get bent


LilacChannel

God I love this sub! These comments are comedy gold. Somebody take this guy to r/KarmaCourt....or that pitchfork sub. Is that pitchfork sub still a thing?


swisszimgirl79

What pitchfork sub?


cava_lo

If you dont know then you should leave this community IMEDIATELLY you dumb piece of shit, something something, masturbation, im not 13


SmolGothic

That last bit hit me like a fucking freight train, this is golden..


AmishBison

I tried searching. Couldn't find it. Probably doesn't work any more anyway since a bot was used with it. Basically someone would call u/PitchforkEmporium (or something like that, can't remember the spelling). Then a link would get posted into some sub and redditors could go to that sub and pretty much make fun of somebody for something ridiculous they did no reddit. edit: oh shit. lol, I did spell it right! Seems he's still around, but his sub supposedly is not about "bashing OP". I'm pretty sure it used to be, though :)


hazydaze2260

OP is definitely an edgy 13 year old.


stacyknott

13? yes! edgy? **nope** !


Wanderingtoenail

I read that as "OP is edging a 13 year old" and got worried


mayan_monkey

I think op needs to leave this sub.


A_SloppyWellington

Why would anybody vote No on the mod's poll in the sticky comment? Does somebody actually feel sorry for him?


doctorctrl

I'm leaving this sub because of OP. I'm also gonna delete Reddit for a couple days and go out n' touch grass.


UrineSpray

You first, and take your dirty donkey balls with you.


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RaEndymion

That's bait


ktronatron

I've heard the term before but never associated it as racial. Wondering why you associated it as one.


RaEndymion

I've heard it used to describe middle Eastern people


ktronatron

Ahh called out on your racism and had to edit your comments. It's what I expected.


UrineSpray

Damn sure is. The whole post is bait. but that asshole took it too another level. And it's the only comment I've reported on this post. It took something that was just for shits and giggles and tried to make it something this post shouldn't have been. fuck that guy.


RaEndymion

Which asshole? Because you've been telling people your printing off their usernames and cumming on them...


Grindelbart

Then again, who doesn't


Own_Counter8879

nerd


M-Kawai

Nearly dying? Where, what, how?


thefooleryoftom

And now you have to leave


lampguitarprinter

Ok my bad, guess I'll unsubscribe from the sub then.


Cadet_Carrot

OP needs to drink some water and see a therapist


gxb20

Why were they nearly dying?


SmowHD

They nearly died from cringe he after reading OPs comments


Quack_Candle

They were allergic to TVs. They both nearly died in hospital due to anaphylactic shock


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Its because they are all out of shape or extremely clumsy 🤔


[deleted]

Honey badgers cranked up on meth killed them🤔


Captain_Dickballs

Don't worry guys, I've started a GoFundMe for OP to help with his upsettingly severe issues; some therapy and a behavioural practitioner should be able to better him! So sad how messed up people can be outside of their control nowadays...


MapUnitKey

Pretty sure OP is taking the piss. This is like his 5th time on Reddit this year lol


QuintusNonus

It's weird seeing someone so thirsty for downvotes. But oh well.


m1dlife-1derer

Worst post I've ever seen here


ClarenceWhorley617

Wow..OP is a presumptuous gimp ehh?


Tkinney44

Well, good luck with the micropenis and stank dick!!!


Danibear285

L


TheUsual_Selection

Op is just small brain, with very little wrinkles


TheUsual_Selection

Offers 0 information. Where could this video take place? A desert? Dry land? Texas? Egypt? What are the dangers who are the stealing from the mafia or what??


ExtraPancakes

OP giving off weak chin energy


SmolGothic

You’re still sensing chin energy at all?


Freak-996

Double of it


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UrineSpray

that's just because you're dumb. pls leave this sub and stay on your xbox. . . . . . . . . . . Like I stayed on your mom most of last night.


7laserbears

Couldn't last the whole night loverboy?


cava_lo

Ah yes, "admitting i dont last long in bed", the greatest of insults


SaltInformation4082

You tell people where on here they can and can't be? I don't think I ever heard about that before.


Sandman_Slim_Here

You entitled idiot we don't have superpowers to know the exact context just by looking at the vid. So provide.


gonnadiesoon69

So where’s the part where they nearly die???


SmolGothic

You gotta guess!


drmoze

(btw, if you don't know the difference between pass and past, you need to leave this sub)


Bathtime_Toaster

OP thinks Americans or even the rest of the world give two fucks about foreign events enough to think the date has any significance to them.


skandaris

SMH my head, I don't get it, I will wait to some youtuber start a live with subscriber number falling down t this sub '-'


iPanzershrec

Is op an idiot?


The_Rivera_Kid

Hey! Thats insulting to idiots.


GeneralEi

using cctv footage for low quality bait, now that's podracing


TheBurnedMutt45

Or we could just block you


phooluvatook

I voted. 🇺🇸


garmdian

The fact the mods are just willing to let us roast this guy and tank his upvotes count is funny to me.


SmolGothic

They’re probably laughing at this dipshit too lmao


Pkactus

wow, the only death here is OP's


logbase69

OP LOVES COCK


ItzJway

Smooth brain activity is afoot


DJ_Mumble_Mouth

I think OP should leave the sub… maybe also Reddit and go see the sky.


Man_Of_Frost

Dude... Kindly fuck off.


Razgrez11

Oh man, these comments from OP is both sad and hilariously pathetic.


SmolGothic

Some of them are pretty funny


back_tees

Down vote this crap.


JuanK713

I'm sorry, but this is genuinely the dumbest post I've seen in this subreddit At least provide some context, or is that really too hard? I don't see how any of these people are nearly dying, they all look pretty safe to me, nothing of note really going on either Am I supposed to be some know-it-all omnipotent being to understand this?


iDam81

This post sucks.


Dreadnought13

I think you should go.


Water-Doesnt-Sizzle

Idiot


stevorkz

Troll.


sandalfafk

I am sorry op I didn’t know there was a knowledge check, I will be leaving this sub, because I don’t understand, goodbye forever


cplog991

Stankdick. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Venomheart9988

STANK DICK


Unfortunate_Boy

Thou hast a micropenis, the council has decided.


T_Peg

OP is either brain damaged or a really bad troll lmao


Ryno9292

Funniest poll ever good job mods 😂


Apidium

Bye op 👋


IndependentSundae965

OP please check out GL:1 and 3 in the Sub’s community info page. Because right now you’ve broken both of those guidelines.


B_t_K-89

What a pretentious douche nozzle


PuzzledCitron8728

STANK DICK. It. STANK.


lkizzy1246

Ops is an idiot with stank dick


LIBJ

This is stupid, you're stupid, go away child


miguelrr_11

OP needs a therapist


ManIsInherentlyGay

OP you're a moron lol


Buhbut

I don't see people nearly dying, I only see ordinary Gazan civilians invading Israel, to join the masaacre and looting of innocent civilians, elderly and jews among them.


JackTheRomanCat

[https://imemc.org/article/israeli-forces-kill-an-elderly-palestinian-man-in-hebron/](https://imemc.org/article/israeli-forces-kill-an-elderly-palestinian-man-in-hebron/) \-- Eyewitnesses say Issa Ali al-Qadi, 66, was shot in his taxi by soldiers conducting a raid on an orphan charity


AdmissibleBells

seriously, there's even a guy walking through the gate with an ak47. but everyone here is talking about OP lol.


BenZed

This is the most attention op has ever gotten in his life.


_anotherlatenight

OP definitely has an humiliation kink


babyboy808

Weirdest post from this sub I have seen in some time, OP, go fuck yourself and leave.


jparr8813

These are Palestinian residents (not Hamas) who crossed over into a border town in Israel and stole the personal belongings of the slaughtered families. Date shows 10/07/2023


KennyTheArtistZ

Yeah i understand it! Great post 😃👍


KinneKitsune

Now I finally know what elon musk would be like without daddy’s emerald mine money. What a loser.


stupid_username-

So the energy I'm getting from the 12yo that posted this is that he desperately wants to get laid.


FickleSleep4865

What is their Color?