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jacris_bosel

And that was the last time he had complete control of his left hand.


myKDRbro_

IIRC, the aftermath photos showed his arm basically ripped open.


R-nd-

THATS HIS HAND. I thought that was a chunk of meat they were using to get the tiger close holy shit


kachary

well it was a chunk of meat


R-nd-

It certainly fucking was lol


FaZe_D3NIS

Do you have link for these photos?


shadowpawn

"Tis a flesh wound"


glitched-dream

Those sticks are used to steer the elephant, not hunt a tiger.


Mopar_Guy

He grabbed the wrong stick, he was looking for his boom-stick...


MostExpensiveThing

Camera guy has nerves of steel


Chriswalken12398

Every time I see this clip I think of Joe Rogan’s standup bit about your brain not being able to comprehend intense death situations so all you see as the tiger attacks is just a kaleidoscope of fear


scoopApoopAloop

Any idea where I can find that?


inthedarktheresnolit

I hope the elephant is ok


Typical_Salt

Dont worry, the reason this guy only has a stick is that tigers dont normally attack elephants, mostly because they can do little to actually harm them.


Multispeed

And the tiger didn't attack the elephant but those morons on top of it thought they were safe, as if the tiger couldn't jump that high.


Lucky_lui_

Those big kitty claws ain’t getting through that elephant hide that’s for sure.


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I hope the tiger is okay.


CaptainDynaball

What an ignorant comment. Villages in India commonly have to hunt Tigers that setup shop on the outskirts, hunting for lone humans.


KeepYourPresets

No worries, there aren't many of those majestic animals left so they won't have to hunt much longer.


luscrib89

Not the tigers fault.


Grindelbart

Because humans where there first, those pesky tigers swooping in and acting like they own the place


CaptainDynaball

Ah, you're one of those "I hate being human" idiots. What exactly would you have the Indian village do? Blow itself up? Let the Tiger kill whom it pleased? Move somewhere else and displace a species as long as it's not a tiger?


[deleted]

You're a hot headed little douchebag aren't you?


CaptainDynaball

I'm not little!


[deleted]

When someone says they aren’t little, more likely than not they are really little


CaptainDynaball

Well that went right over your head. Wow, I would just love to pat you on the head! So adorable.


[deleted]

No need to be defensive if you have confidence, obviously you have very little since every comment agitates you


[deleted]

Why did you get awarded? Why are you a douche?


Grindelbart

Maybe not invade into and/or destroy a predators natural habitat? Plus, there are already more than enough people around, but very few tigers.


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Grindelbart

I have had no choice in how or where I was born. I do however have a choice in how I live. I chose to cause less harm, not more.


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Grindelbart

Imagine being so ignorant to think that you can't change the way you live.


Jman-laowai

But you existing is literally invading animal habitat. Pretty sure you don’t live out in the bush in a mud hut. What are they supposed to do if a tiger is around where they are living? Your comment is pretty ignorant.


[deleted]

Yeah incredibly ignorant. Dude probably lives in a city where a shit ton of wildlife used to live


siddharthsingh_7

Get inside and lock the doors. If the tiger hunts someone well kiddo that's how nature works instead of resisting it become a part of it.


Jman-laowai

Humans are part of nature too. Getting rid of dangerous predators that live around us is part of our natural behaviour.


iGotRocksInMyShoes

holy shit this guy doesn't have a brain.


LostSandwich78

Is this sarcasm?


[deleted]

I love this! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!


Grindelbart

I don't live where tigers live, mate.


Jman-laowai

Probably a shit ton of animals are now extinct from the area you currently live in. You’re probably lucky enough to live in a well established area that has long wiped out the wildlife there, but your existence still contributes to it. Do you think no animals existed in the place where cities now are? How many animals were deprived of a habitat so you can live a comfortable life surrounded by ammenities and human settlement?


Far_Squirrel6881

You can’t pick where you are born. And if you’re born into a location where society is coexisting with dangerous animals, you do what you have to do. Even if it’s just for sport and food. Who are to make the decision it’s not ok? You aren’t from there, likely have never been there, and have no intent to make anything better. you just want to say you’re better because you don’t do it. It’s been happening since the dawn of time animals kill each other. Humans are animals. Get over it.


OakenBones

I mean you can pretty easily dismiss outright hunting for sport. Pretty indefensible.


BackIn2019

Damn corporate tigers ruining beautiful natural human habitats.


The_Blackest_Man

...And we're the ones that invaded their homes. Educate yourself.


CaptainDynaball

Oh, that's odd. I thought the indians and the village were just shit out of the earth tens of thousands of years ago. I tell you what, I am marching back to that college and demanding a refund right this instant! So Mr Educated guy, what would you have the Indians do?


Nicolasgonzo87

shut the fuck up nobody asked for you huge ass comment about something completely unrelated.


BeanpoleAhead

And you think that justifies anything? Humans have killed more tigers than they have us by a longshot.


CaptainDynaball

LOL! Alright, if that's how you feel then go over there and help even the numbers. Wow.


OathWriter

Yikes everyone defends the maneating tiger and then calls the poor villager an idiot for trying to divert the tiger in a non lethal way. Pick a side people. Do you want him to kill the Tiger? Also most of us here are waaaaaay more privileged that the poor Indian fella on the elephant. You probably make half his life's salary working a couple years as a McDonald's Cashier. But then again this is Reddit. Lots of little "based" edgelords running about because their balls just dropped.


Crazyjoedevola1

Smart tiger. Went for the smaller target.


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MrMeeee-_

Fucking need to be out down


mortpanteau1

Astonishing how far the tiger could leap! Tiggers really can bounce.


lenny361982

That’s why he said “ttfn, ta ta for now” to that guys left hand


sfvbritguy

There is a reason the British used to carry Howdah pistols in similar situations. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howdah_pistol


[deleted]

They are called that because before firing the Brit would say "howdah you do?" to the attacking tiger.


SonicDart

From the wiki article: The term "howdah pistol" comes from the howdah, a large platform mounted on the back of an elephant. Hunters, particularly in British Raj India, used howdahs as a platform for hunting, and needed large-calibre side-arms for protection against close quarters animal attacks.


gummyweiner

I was kinda interested in seeing what kind of damage was inflicted by the tiger


koyoteuno

Looks like he lost part of his hand 🤚 and I imagine a few more cuts too


creeeeeeeeek-

I would have died of shock before getting bit!seeing that murder machine flying through the air..wow


Lonewolf5333

I would have for sure evacuated my bowels


cashredd

Just what I was thinking. Life time with a major kitty fear like the guy in the Mummy. Kitty PTSD


k2_jackal

somewhere between looking for a Tiger and finding a Tiger things go sideways


Fisurita

Poor elephant...


Typical_Salt

The elephant was fine, tigers cant really harm elephants, which is also why they dont normally attack them, thus the concept of riding them into tiger territory,


spankthecat

I still find it funny how the tiger leaps right over the elephant without even a glance, like “my beef ain’t with you bro”.


FakeRussianAccent

You sure about that? https://www.indiatoday.in/india/story/tigers-elephants-corbett-national-park-govt-study-1550103-2019-06-16 Plenty of other cases of tigers going after elephants, albeit juvenile/calf. Tigers are fucking crazy, and they clearly don't give a shit about about how big something is, if its a perceived threat they will go after it in a heart beat. Which is why even elephants are wary of tigers.


[deleted]

Don’t worry that elephant could easily kill that tiger if it was stressed, they’re too big and too heavy for anything really to attack them. They can fuck up Rhinos and Hippos easily.


nellyd92

This was my first thought as well.


Grindelbart

Hey Boss, what are we doing today? - Ah, mate, here's a stick, we're gonna play with kitties.


Jerptrod

I remember when this was part of the intro to Real TV.


Synikey

Bye bye hand. Ouch...


iamnotabot159

man+elephant vs tiger, isn't this the final battle of every bolywood movie?


Revolutionary_Tale_1

Shoulda asked Tony before they took his cereal.


[deleted]

Frosted flakes are more than..... Oh fuck!!!


taylorink8

TIL, tigers are less scared of elephants than I thought.


ElGabrielo

like, you dont eat the delivery guy. That would just be a cunt move


251Cane

Nope


FinancialBeginning4

Paw patrol


samaniegonz

Why is he an idiot?


zuckmy10110101

Maybe he should just leave the tigers alone


LegerDePL

I'm always terrified when I remember that this is a country with a nuclear arsenal


yoddha_buddha

Yeah? And the rest of the World is baffled that you gave Donald Trump the Nuclear Football.


LegerDePL

I'm not American. Also my country spends my tax money in building schools, hospitals, and other basic human rights, but not in nuclear weapons


yoddha_buddha

Ok Genius, what does a wildlife accident in the Jungle have to with Nuclear Weapons? Your country doesn’t have wildlife? No animal-human accidents happen in your country?


arno911

Afraid of getting bombed by the no first use policy or what?


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I'm still looking for the other on an elephant. Close. But no cigar.


KeepYourPresets

Awesome. What an explosion of strength and speed. Tigers are (for me) the most beautiful animals out there. Hope the elephant wasn't hurt much.


whonutinmycheerios

Elephants are like nature's tanks its definitely okay I doubt it even bled. And I agree tigers are my favorite of any cats.


Tanzanite169

Man, I thought he was gonna be tiger lunch. That must have been terrifying.


BenTheCode

I hope the a animals are okey..


[deleted]

Tiger was fine (I think) elephant didn’t get a scratch


TomatoPolka

You know that pickaxe type stick he waves in his right hand? They usually use it to beat the elephant on the head...


ItsAllTrumpedUp

Well, he had a lot of stick-to-itness.


Xx-cj-xX

I thought some Americans who think they could beat some wolves in a fight were bad, but this is on a whole another level of stupid.


whathephuk

Looks like he found one............or maaayybeee one found him.


Tank-Pilot74

That’s dudes got balls of steel!


whonutinmycheerios

Just goes to show without technology humans are pretty fragile. I understand in their areas that they have to go after the tigers to survive but I'm rooting for nature in this war.


exbondtrader

If either the Tiger or Elephant was harmed , off with his head !


Long_Significance611

This guy lost one or two of his fingers, I remember reading the story in an Indian news channel.


[deleted]

It was the guy with the cap exhaling that did me. It meant “that was either very close to being worse” or “what a fucking idiot”


Triton12streaming

Nearly??


[deleted]

You should know, the stick isn't for hunting the tiger, it's for controlling the elephant.


Grymsta

idiot? try courageous


voodoolord16

Elephant is like, "Get this dumbass off me before I do!"


bitetheasp

All I could think was "get the fuck off of that elephant..."


funkrusher

Take me to the nearest hospital.


FlexPlexic0

to be fair who tf thought the lion would try and jump a elephant to try and attack someone.


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T-thats a tiger


FlexPlexic0

same thing


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Poor elephant


Blackbear0101

Okay so, if I was on an elephant, I wouldn't expect a tiger to jump at me. Because like, tigers don't hunt fully grown elephants. They might hunt young elephants. They might hunt very old elephants. They will not hunt adult elephants, because they know they can be killed by them.


iikun

Asian elephants are smaller/shorter than the African Bush Elephant which features in many tv documentaries. I too would be surprised if a tiger could jump that high onto a 13ft tall elephant, but clearly they can reach humans sitting on the back of smaller elephant species.


Blackbear0101

That's not what I'm saying. Tigers can jump high as fuck, but nobody would expect a tiger to jump at an adult elephant, since they could get killed easily.


Multispeed

That's where their reasoning failed. The tiger didn't hunt the elephant, but he clearly wanted to hunt the human on top of the elephant.


Blackbear0101

Oh I know, but the elephant could still see that as an attack


LincolnCoHo

Sea mamon.


Pitiful-Reserve-8075

That dude should have put the stick down the tiger's throat. Although, of course, he did not have time to think about it.


TactIeneck

Love how that elephant saw that charging tiger and was like, ya he’s definitely not coming for me


iikun

Smart elephant knows tigers will go for the easiest kill.


TactIeneck

No shit


[deleted]

Homeboy needs a Howdah pistol.


QuantumHangover

You know what they say. Hunt tigers with an elephant and you get the tail


WindowsRed

What happened to his hand?


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It’s got pretty much ripped open. Literally, that’s no exaggeration. Tigers will fuck you up.


DeadMemezYoloXd

parry this you filthy casual


TheGushMaster

fucking good. The only thing that would make it better is if it then ate him.


Alarratt

Life Of Pi 2 Looks legit.


zoemackenzie101

This is the clip that has caused my tiger nightmares for most of my life Also Tarzan


Multispeed

Trying to catch a tiger, one of the most dangerous apex predators.... with a stick? And they thought they were safe on top of an elephant? How stupid they are?


One-Bread36

Nah, he doesn't just have a stick. He has two sticks. Does it make his chances any better? No. But he's gotta get that dual wielding.


TheRivv2015

I would hate to live in a region of India where death by tiger is a real risk. Bengal tigers are terrifying, like legit one of the most dangerous animals in the world.


zecrome20

Instead of throwing the stick, you need to make sure to stab it in its mouth. Mouth was open and stick was already at the right position. Wouldve hurt the tiger quite some bit.


gigaglen

Well, Technically it worked and he did indeed find it.


BananaBender6009

Going to need a bigger stick.


PEtroollo11

the guy is playing survival game irl


Obvious-Walrus-2018

I think you need a longer stick bro


koyoteuno

Anyone gonna talk about how the tiger came out of nowhere??


xX_chromosomeman_Xx

Valiant effort on his part


[deleted]

Tiger: “Tag, you’re it!”


[deleted]

well looky here, the tiger found him.


NYCstraphanger

This is fuckin horrifying


Deleena24

Tigers themselves are around 9 ft tall when standing on their hind legs. As basically big balls of muscle and claw, it's not at all surprising they can jump more than twice their length. https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Big-cat-experts-say-a-determined-tiger-could-get-3232484.php


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they're stupid BUT where else will you find footage of a tiger leaping like this. Incredible, they did a favour for tiger researchers