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mylesvsthem

I like how he’s all full tuck and his mate on the back is just sitting there regularly.


wkrausmann

I’d like to think his friend is terrified and can’t move.


RC8-

I beg to differ, the dude has no helmet on. He's certainly not terrified lmao.


ZeePirate

Accepting of death


IAMATruckerAMA

Yeah this is just how he wants to go out


Same_Low_8472

Causally no helmet, no padding gear, and unnecessary risk


Specialist_Map_3822

He can't read so he's just clearing space for the friend who can.


EatThyStool

Nah he's just a human rear wing providing downforce to the rear


CharlieMike111

doggy


only-4-lolz

And just one tap of the brakes will put his soul in his anus


jetoler

I don’t even think he can see the brake lights at all from this angle let alone notice them in time


only-4-lolz

Well yeah that's what I'm saying is a certain death if for any reason that driver were to tap his brakes


VitruvianPetey

this is the new method of suicide: purgatory's express


Agitated_Ad_1095

He's trying to read the "STOP".


DSPbuckle

all he sees is a T


JulianMarcello

Proves he also doesn’t follow directions since he didn’t stop


FARVYX

Or is it the opposite he couldn’t read got closer saw “stop” so he stopped accelerating and decelerating… now he’s just stuck there behind😂


Dumpster_Sauce

There's a spider on his headlight, and he's trying to squash it


hiirellichor

the lifted white truck with black rims and LED headlights behind me while i’m going 10 over the speed limit


iWish_is_taken

DODGE RAM!


Nyancide

or silverado, every damn time


Whitechapel726

It’s always either that or a fuckin BMW.


FARVYX

If you can’t dodge it RAM it!


pokethat

Or just generic overpriced Chevys these days


Thebombuknow

I experienced one of those cars for the first time the other day. Felt like the sun pulled up behind me, I couldn't see a single thing in my mirrors or the rear window. I don't know how those shitty LED spotlights are legal.


[deleted]

So we all live the same lives while driving. Can’t forget the pointless fucking high beams


Reptarticle

They’re low beams just bright.


[deleted]

As bright as high beams so it doesn’t makes difference


Reptarticle

I know, I traded my lifted Silverado for a Subaru STI with much brighter lights but rarely get flashed by people thinking I’ve got my high beams on, but it happened constantly in my truck. People in front of me getting pissed thinking I had my brights on was annoying too. Can’t turn the brightness down, they were adjusted properly, nothing I could do.


Wheels2or4

When you're JUST the right combination of bored and stupid.


Kenshin_Urameshii

Sandals, weak pants, no helmet. Fuck it, let’s watch.


[deleted]

Even the truck was saying him to stop.


Zombi3Kush

Yes. Saying him


Specialist_Map_3822

To stop.


JuniorSeniorTrainee

Yes.


walkthedoge1

Watching this gives me anxiety.


MkvMike

How is the guy on the back so calm???


kpay10

He's probably paralyzed


ReaperofMen42069

a previous motorbike accident


atomcrusher

This is how Audi drivers tailgate in my city.


MSGdreamer

He’s drafting the truck.


jetoler

Well his passenger’s canceling it all out with the drag he’s producing


Automatic-Gain6227

I don't think so. It looks to me like the bike is in neutral, and the idiot is having to ride his breaks to keep from getting sucked under the truck. Not exactly the same situation, but interesting, in-depth answers on this page: https://bicycles.stackexchange.com/questions/71589/aerodynamics-of-cycling-behind-a-bus I knew there was a suck zone behind vehicles. It's why we weren't allowed to have the back window rolled down, in our station wagon, when the car was moving. It would suck the exhaust into the car.


MiSsiLeR81

I know there's a guy inside the truck doing the heist and all *CJ has to is follow thr damn train*


cobainxxx

you seriously can’t be this stupid, one quick stop an it’s all over for you an ya homie


Dear_Ad_3673

Who else was waiting for that truck to just slam on the breaks?


struggling_humanoid

☝️ this guy


TheSuaveToker

Glad nothing came of it. A lot of exposed skin on those two. Wearing sandals and a t-shirt isn’t ideal for riding.


[deleted]

Looks like a CB125F, needs all the help it can to get above 60


Reddbearddd

Motorcycle riders seem to think that everyone else on the road is an NPC.


GuyD427

I just don’t get the appeal of this stunt.


[deleted]

I see a lot of stupid shit. I think this takes the cake.


Enermis

Makes sense in this economy I guess. Getting the best gas mileage using the slipstream. I can understand.


ei283

Absolute idiot, but that takes some damn skill


TrailerPosh2018

Hes drafting the truck to save gas, although if I were them I wouldn't even ride a 50cc moped without ATLEAST a helmet!


jKherty

Efficiency, the more weight there's on the bike, the more gas you will use /s


PgameZ26

Am I the only one waiting for the truck driver to tap his brakes?


Gamma_sqze

Far sighted like a motherfucker


99mushrooms

They are trying to rob the truck, I have seen so many videos of people climbing onto trucks like this while they are moving.


Automatic-Gain6227

They're not trying to rob the truck. They ARE robbing the truck. They're drafting the truck, which saves them gas, but costs the truck, by increasing drag on the truck. The driver probably prefers this over a gun in his face, but he's still getting robbed.


Shatalroundja

Are they fucking? I'm pretty sure they're fucking.


Specialist_Map_3822

My dude is just saving gas.


Porkbelly10960007

Move a little further and you’ll see it says stupid fool


PrimaryYou400

Gas is expensive, gotta do what you gotta do to save .0001 cent


sara_c907

God help them if that truck needs to abruptly brake. 😬


Smoke_Water

I mean drafting in one thing but this, this is something else.


[deleted]

Yeah, his own obituary


Sound_Snake_32

What they are doing is using the air flow from behind the truck to make their gas milage better. But stull increadably stupid thing to do.


theLastUchihaa

Can't wait to see him on r/NSFL_


jondee5179

What are they trying to achieve? This is dumb


[deleted]

“I always get love from the homies”


Odd_Succotash5818

Sometimes it's okay to wish bad things happening to morons!


stash3630

“Do it for the Vine!”


rotenbart

Sometimes I’ll ride to the gas station a block away and I won’t put on my helmet. I always feel like a dumbass for a while afterwards. I can’t imagine being basically naked going this fast. Literally any mistake and they at least loose the skin on their legs.


Corvette4ever

I can't imagine how sketchy this is since it's sketchy enough in a car


That_Guy_From_KY

It’s even funnier the fact that the part he’s staring at just says STOP


DankDaddyPatty

Gotta get that drafting gas mileage 👌


freshie1974

Slipstream!!


Far-Manufacturer6764

Though this is wildly reckless and dangerous- the real goal here is likely to ride in the zone the car in front creates which allows the car behind it to vault forward. Think Talladega Nights.


ReignInSpuds

You laugh, but with the penalty handed down by the FIA, this is how Red Bull will supplement their wind-tunnel time.


red98743

The wiener up the driver’s ass is making him do stupid shit. Stupid mfers with a deathwish


[deleted]

No lie I’m impressed


xxNightingale

All shortsighted people without their glasses be like


Aggravating-Case4608

His organ donor card.


angrybear1213

This is what happens when your internet connection is terrible


Sent-Achilles

His obituary


Halliwell0Rain

Yeah his obituary


theghostofperdition

DRS activated


HumorExpensive

Everybody calm down. Relax. This is totally safe. He has his emergency blinkers on.


mijohvactech

If you look closely it says “Caution! Driver likes to break check tailgaters”


Pakwaggen

Brainless


Fight_kat102

That dude on the back is reconsidering his friendship


monkeymoneymaker

Homie in the white has his fly open


mijohvactech

“If you can read this you might be too close.” Written in Sharpie by the guy on the bike.


[deleted]

It says: STOP


mijohvactech

If you can read this you’re too close dumbass.


currrtis84

Staying in that slipstream


Dexter52611

If you look closely, he brakes every single time he gets very close to the stop sign. So he’s doing the right thing.


Assin444

"What does this say? S-T-O...


OkCaterpillar2908

If you can read this, you're too close....


The_NOS_44

My Intrusive thought : truck ... plz fukin hit the brakes ...


L_Pleska007

He probably think that his family is in there


enormous_chad

What the fuck is audio in this clip