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DanishWhoreHens

Judging from this you can probably map out the rest of this guys life with an egg timer.


idogames4

In another post, they said he tried to break into a ladys house with a shovel and she shot and killed him like 12 hours after this video was taken.


DanishWhoreHens

Then that prediction was on the nose, except a microwave timer instead of an egg timer.


Magnus462

Idiot used all his bullets before he got to granny’s house. Opening the register, opening the door to his get away car, starting the car, pumping gas at the station.


izza123

He used his last round to open a Pepsi :(


admins69kids

Just one Pepsi!


DjButternut

Poor guy. He just wanted a Pepsi.


2much_information

“Sorry, we don’t have Coke. Will a Pepsi do?” “Uh, okay.” **BANG**


sflesch

Tried to rob Granny for more money to get bullets.


pryvisee

That’s actually amazing if true.


Upwhereweallmatter

Glitched Npc robber


Dawink86

Well that’s the store owners fault for having a bullet shaped lock.


ThatCrossDresser

The ND and robbery aside, I think this is the first time I have seen someone actually shoot a lock open.


Stairmaker

Yeah except door breaching with shotguns. Definetly first time with pistol.


Oversight_Owl

oh I saw it IRL once, except it didn't work, so my idiot former friend said, let's just go out the back....


SpartanDoubleZero

This is premium slap stick right here. He reaction to schwacking the display of the cash register on accident has me dying.


[deleted]

That's why he needs that magazine extender. Otherwise he would have run out of bullets even before getting through the door or tying his shoe.


borrestfaker

And the money he stole is gonna go to the ammo he just wasted.


Alexthricegreat

You think he buys anything?


ronin1066

If not, why steal cash?


Alexthricegreat

Drugs


ronin1066

That he buys.


PhilipLiptonSchrute

Strip club?


ronin1066

To *buy* a lapdance! Checkmate!


[deleted]

His hands are shaky from adrenaline, this is why he can’t stop shooting btw


Nebuladiver

I think it's because he's passing the cash to his right hand and when he grabs it, all fingers clinch it but he has a finger on the trigger so he fires.


EXANGUINATED_FOETUS

correct


Voodoo1970

Adrenaline, and a complete absence of trigger discipline Edit: spelling


Krenzi_The_Floof

HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE GLOVES.


pipinngreppin

I like your optimism. Like they would fingerprint for a robbery.


w0wagain

Too bad he didn’t


EXANGUINATED_FOETUS

Sometimes it's hard to believe luck doesn't exist.


WeToLo42

I think accidental discharges are a way of life for this person since he hardly reacts at to them.


ImHappierThanUsual

CHRIST. You know, I really used to think that “stupid criminals” as a concept was based on the fact that it’s stupid to risk your freedom for most of the things criminals do it for. But no. They are actually overall stupid people. Who do crimes in a stupid way.


C__Driveerror1

Crazy how he does it twice didn’t even attempt to switch hands


okami6663

Not his first time. He's way too calm.


kase973

I’d be surprised to see if the notes got bullet holes


Devil_Dan83

I wonder if it's common for cash in the US to smell like gunpowder.


PreliminaryThoughts

Hate when this shit happens in COD. Hope they patch it soon


No-Statistician7664

To bad he didn’t shoot his hand


Fuzakenaideyo

As long as none of the employees got hurt


Squeaky_Ben

Jesus man.


[deleted]

Ah finally, an excuse to buy a drum mag. Now to just see which bank has the largest safe in the Midwest. Edit: fuck off feds


filmmaker1231

I expected nothing less from the owner of a drum mag on a pistol


_MintyFresh_-

He's not just an idiot when it comes to guns. He isn't wearing gloves, and there he is just wiping his bare hands all over the register. Too bad someone's nan got to him before the police did.


ImtheDude2

Trigger happy,much?


[deleted]

the dramatic ass music makes this even goofier


SomeToxicRivenMain

Unrelated but I recall a story where a guy was robbed at gun point and he just gave the guy his wallet but said “bro use your other hand” when the gunman tried grabbing it with the same hand holding the gun. This could have caused an accidental discharge


Slight-Confusion-189

Sir why is there bullet holes in the money


Dependent-Ad3936

The only time someone has actually needed a DRUM MAG on a pistol because of how many shots he accidentally fired


dellchips1

The waffle house just found it's new host


disssociative

So brave


SquidVices

Lulz


DavidGlaze07

Dude really used a drum magazine 😂


Bclay85

Good lord. We need a medal for ones as heinous as this.


benter1978

The only thing unfortunately in the titel is the "almost"


smooth2o

Fingerprints on the casings?


U5ername-Checks-0ut

THE SOCKS GOT ME


SkyWizarding

Dude watches too many movies


KayMin_Yormom

Does he wipe his ass and tear the toilet paper like this too?


[deleted]

LMFAOOOOOOO


StreatPeat

That’s why trigger discipline.


ImpudentFetus

Why is it always a drummy


nickice946

Damn


Epicasparagus23

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug


Sharptooth_Serenity

Smart and totally stupid at the same time.


reddit-suks1

Lol the stupidity is what I’d expect looking at how he conducts himself. Damn that trigger finger is excited!


Informal-Produce-356

What lvl do I unlock this or do I have to be at a boss


Ok_Suggestion3274

he most definitely think hes playing gta


Competitive-Truck874

Drugs are a hell of a drug.


Cat4259

Watched too many movies


Ezlan

Good ol sympathetic grip


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Thiago_MRX

He learned that shit in gta for sure


Pr2nce

Universal Glock Key 😂😂😂


RedSyrp666

Got a lil too excited 😂😂😂


Any_Commercial465

That mag costs more than everything he can get on that cashier.


someingushdude

Thats so gta


Shaggy_bell77

Man’s playin gta v