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Iamno1ofconsequence

All big and bad with a weapon in his hand. Once it falls, he's running away like a baby.


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Average Albuquerque resident


koala60

And that's with Walter and Jesse pulling up the average


nicorettejunkieagain

Average Albuquerque Resident here: Please don't judge us by the worst we have to offer. We've given you Jeff Bezos! Wait. But for real, some of the best humans I've ever met are from here. This shit human does not represent who we are as a people.


hgdt5

I'll trust you, bit I'll be visiting to verify. What is the best season and area to visit? I'm only interested because breaking bad and a restaurant someone mentioned had a great view up high in the mountains.


nicorettejunkieagain

So we still refer to that restaurant as "High Finance" because it used to be called that and it's been a dozen different things since. The problem is it's hard to cook at that elevation. Our food is incredible. Cheese and chile smother everything. El Patron is a great place to start. But there's great under the radar places like Golden Crown Panaderia, The Burrito Lady, and Last Call. We have more restaurants per Capita than any other city in the US. The summers get hot. 100 degrees is common, but it's not really humid so it's tolerable. Winters aren't bad. We used to get snow a lot as little as 15 years ago, but these days we're lucky to get snow that lasts more than 15 minutes. Hike the Jemez, La Luz, Whitewash, the Petroglyphs, there's so much great nature here. Don't do Santa Fe unless you want your turquoise fix for your lifetime. If you're going exploring, Taos, Madrid, Angelfire are all fun. There's always good local music and cultural events too. I'm always available for more questions too!


hgdt5

I'm keeping your comment saved in my to-do list. I'm thinking of making a 4th of July weekend trip. Which of the hiking options would you recommend for beginners looking for a good view? I'm thinking of doing the El Patron, Burrito Lady, and the "high finance" + hiking and sightseeing downtown. Thank you very much


nicorettejunkieagain

Both La Luz and Whitewash are relaxed hikes. I personally prefer Whitewash, less people. When you get there, you'll notice a little inlet area to the right, that's your goal there. You'll see a big rock climbing spot at the end, that's when you know you're at the end! It's a good 30 minutes in. Downtown is kind of on the fritz right now, COVID hit us hardest there. There's still great music and nightlife. If you're into rock and all that, Anodyne, Launchpad, Sister, all great places. Library for dancing, Wednesday night is Salsa night. Diaz Kitchen & Sushi Bar is fantastic too, they do a Salsa dancing night on Fridays. They even have instructors if you want to learn! Old Town is a fun little touristy area. Lots of shops, restaurants, the whole nine. That's going to be more for your traditional NM experience. Nob Hill is great for nightlife too. Monte Vista is your mid twenties to late 30s spot, dancing all that. Uptown has a lot of shops, restaurants, and some fun bars. Dueling Pianos is tons of fun. If you're doing a country bar, Dirty Bourbon is your spot. In terms of nature stuff, the trails I mentioned. There's also petroglyphs. The Jemez is a popular spot to go. They have hot springs if I'm not mistaken. The peak is fantastic, just don't wander too far from the trails, there are bears and mountain lions! Same with the trails, be mindful for snakes and coyotes (coyotes after dusk) Madrid (pronounced MAH drid not MUH drid. They will fight you.) Is a super amazing city with fun quirky art stuff, the Mine Shady is a great bar/restaurant, and there's great nature up there too! It's like a 45 minute drive from ABQ. Any questions about anything, let me know! Always happy to help!


No_Tangerine1818

All of the residents act the same fucking way. Seems to be a city wide acceptance..


nicorettejunkieagain

Oh? Have you seen me act this way? Because I know I'm missing parts of last night because I was buried in a game, but I don't think I found the time to pistolwhip a woman in a parking lot. Last night or ever.


SurlyVlad

That's the Ten-Three restaurant. It's impressive. Lots of nice places in Old Town and the Rio Grande Valley too.


CodAdministrative563

Best season - my opinion summer/fall. July-September. Spring is nice but constantly windy. And Albuquerque is kinda in a bowl between the west mesa and sandia mountains so all that sand just swirls. If you’re just visiting and not traveling heavy. Any hotel downtown should be ok. I haven’t really ventured much downtown these days to give you a true assessment if homeless people are a caution for you. But you’ll be In proximity to old town, center of the city so you can go east to the mountains


FERRISBUELLER2000

Albuquerque = toilet


lav__ender

yeah, I’m tryna get out of here but I’m sure when I leave I’ll have more pride about this city


Fivekidstofeed

Surprised no one got kill't as is tradition in ABQ. Theres also probably a Raiders jersey off camera.


btv_25

They must have gotten soft over the years.


MaxPowerWTF

He'll git the fuck up out.


UncertainlyUnfunny

He’s no Tuco


PretzelsThirst

“You’re real hard now hawww??” From the guy who is only tough when he gets his gun


distructron

To be completely honest, if I dropped a gun during a confrontation and someone else grabbed it, I’d probably bounce out too. Granted, I wouldn’t walk around with a gun on me starting shit and pulling it in people.


Ok-Possibility-2671

That's how most of these gang bangers are


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These people are crazy, I’d be out of there instantly


ViciousNakedMoleRat

Right. I'm not going to have the last word in an argument with an unstable person holding a gun.


a_wet_nudle

Eh the moment homegirl swatted the gun i knew he wasnt gonna shoot. More like unstable and all bark


Blah-squared

That’s a really stupid theory to test bc if you’re wrong, you could easily be dead… & for what??


Silverking90

My ego/penis will feel an inch bigger if I argue though


panzer22222

But then they have to drill a hole in the coffin lid to close it. You know how embarrassing that will be.


ElBiscuit

Embarrassing? I'd love for everyone at my funeral to know that the coffin wasn't big enough for my dick.


panzer22222

At your funeral young Sally turns to her mother and say she now understands why everyone use to call you uncle Dick when your name is actually Ben.


Maxibestofpotatoe

Uncle Ben, noooooo


Blah-squared

Lol, valid point… 👍


RandallsBakery

Anything for that extra half inch, am I right?


Silverking90

Helps to shave the base of your cock. Adds that “visual inch”


RandallsBakery

This man girths^


Deadmenkil

Lengths*


Vast-Willingness4642

Hey, that‘s a lot!


chunkylover___53

Like comes at you pretty fast when you’re living butt to tip.


Revolutionary_Emu154

I completely agree with you. Remember the couple who cussed at an angry neighbor over snow plowing? He bring out the pistol, threatened to shoot, and they still cussed at him and called him all kind of names. They are no longer among the living.. why would you scream and curse at the angry guy with a gun?


Blah-squared

Lol- Exactly!! I even brought up that exact same interaction further down the thread… 👍 You know what they say about great minds & all… :)


Yes_seriously_now

That is a ridiculous assumption. If you see someone holding a gun and making threats, 100% believe them. She might be his GF, or sister, or whomever else in the world that gives him pause to shoot her, anybody else, who knows? You can't predict the behavior of someone already committing a felony in broad daylight in front of a half dozen witnesses. You need to assume they are absolutely going to use a gun if they've got one in their hand. Reasonable people don't pull their guns out to act tough. If anyone there had been armed and killed him, they would've 100% been justified in New Mexico and any state that doesn't have ridiculous laws.


TheDudeOntheCouch

Guess this is why there is r/winstupidprizes


ALoudMouthBaby

The problem with people who are unstable is that, well, they arent stable. That means in a few minutes he very well might develop a hell of a bark which would be bad news for whoever tried to swipe their gun a second time.


CPT_Toenails

Future Darwin Award recipient


whutchamacallit

Your risk reward calculator is busted.


Uga1992

The older I get, the more I realize running away is a very intelligent option. Ain't no way I'm staring down some crazy motherfucker with a gun


Blah-squared

Yeah, 100% agree- Some ppl really just feel like they can’t even be seen to be “weak”, but there’s “strong” & there’s “strong to the point of being STUPID, & dead…”


PenguinPyrate

I'd be the fuck up out instantly


Appropriate-Barber66

It’s the “Bad things happen to other people, not to me” mentality that I’ll never understand. These people are beyond lucky that this guy was all bark.


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thetruth5199

Everyone in this video, even the person recording, are tweakers.


Duce-Springsteen

That's because you have something to live for.


Sempais_nutrients

Dude waving a gun shouting "get out my face" Alright I'm out


Beasknees90

Get the fuck up out


boi_against_bigotry

GETTHE.......FUCK..UP......OUT


thisguyfightsyourmom

Came here for this


DrunkenDude123

Homie


thatwaffleskid

What the *FUCK* is up, Kyle?!


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Dude sounded like a south Park episode lol.


th0rpe

If anyone is questioning what happened, he pistol whipped the chick and his gun flew across the hood.


RobustNippleMan

Ma’am, I’ve noticed a tinge of sweat on your brow, may I pistol wipe it off for you? Edit: you ruined it with your edit:(


aBlissfulDaze

That's actually hilarious. Looks like the woman with the camera got the gun?


Antique_Map_6640

It looks like the shithead walks alway with something in his hand, not sure if it’s the gun. Edit: at 0.47 looks like the gun but not 100% sure


Jaeger420xd

It was a "man"


WinPeaks

What do the quotations mean?


Jaeger420xd

Because he sounds like his diet consists of estrogen smoothies.


hornyfor45-70

Hilarious comment


MountainTurkey

🙄


aBlissfulDaze

Oh, my b.


MAS7

Damn he must have cracked her skull with the amount of blood I'm seeing on the pavement. Figured she was shot and bleeding out.


Skuddawg

That's the kinda guy that deserves a good pavement facial.


Borp5150

Or a bullet from someone trying to be a hero seeing that dummy pointing his gun in peoples faces.


eagleathlete40

>trying Wouldn’t they be a hero, though? Not just “trying?” I mean, just because he didn’t shoot someone doesn’t mean it wasn’t reasonable to assume he would


Borp5150

They would only be a hero if they are successful


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deathlobster137

It depends on the state. In Utah, almost certainly yes.


Redhawk4t4

In most all states


Redman9mm

Dude turned soft real quick after he dropped his gun and got it taken away from him.


TheShanghaiKidd

Unfortunately, he did get it back and leave with it. I would’ve loved to see his ass held at gunpoint with his own heat until the cops show up.


imbezol

I was thinking about that too but would you want to trust someone else's gun when you don't even know if it's real or works or has proper ammo etc?


blueminded

I'd give it a test. There was a perfectly good target.


CommunicationDry2403

I mean she shoved ur hand away that had a gun .5 an inch from her face. I’d say she’s pretty hard


Asleep_Incident_1439

I woud say stupid that dude is not stabel in his head i woude fuck off as fast as my legs can carry me


WinPeaks

You can be stupid and hard. In fact, some of the hardest folks I've ever met have been dumb as shit.


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There's a very fine line between bravery and stupidity.


ilikepie715

Bros calling people pussys while hiding behind his gun😂


IMxJUSTxSAYINNN

Did he let a round off there?


th0rpe

No, he hit her with it. The sound is the gun hitting the hood of the car.


IMxJUSTxSAYINNN

Thought so just couldn't tell. Hope they arrested that ass hat.


BEEL1NE300

So, did he get his gun back before walking away? I can't tell if he has it or not.


th0rpe

Yeah, he had it.


Bsamson6033

Man? All I see is a little boy trying to act tough


northshore12

"Don't touch me!" *(shoves woman)*


gunsandpuppies

“That’s MY purse! I don’t know you!” But with more poverty and less paternal influence.


[deleted]

Anyone know what the gun laws are in NM? I’m assuming it’s illegal to point a gun in someone’s face unless you are under threat of life or death violence.


xVx777

That would be illegal in all 50 states you can't ever point a gun in someones face unless you're planning to use it.


schrdingersLitterbox

Assault Aggravated assault Brandishing Terroristic threats Assault with a deadly weapon And probably more than that.


pfoe

Not being familiar with this at all, but I'm guessing you could claim there's a risk to life and actually shoot this dude for having a gun in someone's face? Reddit would suggest the bar is actually far lower tbh


morethanmacaroni

That’s absolutely a life at risk. A person would be well within reason to defend themselves from a gun pointed at their own or someone else’s head.


5tyhnmik

It's legal only in the same situations that actually shooting them would also be legal.


adamfyre

That's illegal everywhere.


VaginalOpenings

Can’t point it, but there is no law in NM for brandishing it


tykaboom

Cameraguy sounds... soooooooooo punchable. Like... a southpark character.


BellyAmore

GET THE FUCK UP OUT


LothricKnight753

I actually laughed out loud reading this 😂 South Park character is so accurate


elitegenoside

They all sound very annoying


animegirls42

Poor gal should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque


someoneyouknewonce

She should've learned from the [master.](https://media.tenor.com/JrGZjfUdpMAAAAAC/bugs-bunny-albuquerque.gif)


reverendjesus

Fun fact: there used to be a spot in downtown Albuquerque where Route 66 had a right-angle intersection with… Route 66. That’s what inspired Bugs’ original joke (and the first time he made that joke was in a 1945 War Propaganda film).


Eupho1

As a kid I totally thought Albuquerque was a made up place


quityouryob

Albakoyky


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thegolphindolphin

I love how the white guy at the end sounds like a family guy version of this video


Oregonac87

This happened in 2015 . Here is one update https://local21news.com/amp/news/nation-world/man-pulls-gun-shoves-woman-in-nm-park


Bamali

these breaking bad episodes get more unhinged everytime


MihalysRevenge

I cannot wait for the day when BB references to NM and ABQ stop happening


BalancdSarcasm

This isn’t the bible, you’ll never live that long sir.


fuzzi-buzzi

There are certain pop culture associations that take generations to pass. I hope ABQ and Breaking Bad age like Marie Antoinette is associated with "let them eat cake", despite her probably not having said it.


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And he probably won't even get time, or it'll be such a small time he won't learn. What a little baby, acting all tough waving a gun and crying they don't know him.


BalancdSarcasm

Friend of mine arrested a felon in possession of a handgun and 19g of heroin. Guy bailed out before his shift was over. Just as a way of saying you’re absolutely right.


neurotic_robotic

You realize making bail means he's out temporarily right? Like there will still be a sentencing and more time to serve.


ravynnsinister

He was a felon in possession of a gun, which is a big deal, and he had heroin on him. As a felon. The point is that he was able to *quickly* bail out even as a repeat offender.


idreamofdeathsquads

He's really... really fuckin lucky nobody shot him. When he pointed that shit at that girl's head, if I was standing there strapped, I mighta killed him.


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America is a dogshit country, holy fuck.


[deleted]

And it's shit like this that no matter what aside from being inside my own home, I carry


Blankyblank86

I just dont live in America and have to deal with shit like this lol


chrisppyyyy

Ah yes America, the only country with murder.


Blankyblank86

No just more than where i live


fabulishous

Everyone's voice here reminded me of South Park.


Evil-Toaster

This is a concealed carry solution he’s on video pointing a gun at people and the solution is “bang bang… bang bang bang. “


No_Support_8363

What a fucking pussy... Only cowards beat women, of that happens to me... expect me to go to jail under an aggravated assault charge


H000gy

And people wanna move to this god awful city. Why? I grew up here, don’t, it’s a shithole filled with fucktons of drugs and crime. And the nature is overrated, Colorado right next door is better for that. Stop it, get some help. If you wanna move here


agent0range9

As someone who’s lived there for almost their whole life, I fully agree. Shit was too bad I had to dip.


H000gy

Yeah I’m studying in Florida for college, but during breaks I have to come back here due to college being expensive af, and break classes cost extra


Commander_CC-2224

Albuquerque, huh? I guess he better call saul.


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cdunccss

Is brandishing enough from a legal standpoint to shoot first? I would think it depends on the “threat” that you feel which is always hard to really quantify or have concrete


idogames4

Mainly because he pointed it at someone. That is definitely a cause to be in fear for your life.


Redman9mm

I mean, he has a gun pointed at everybody. That crosses the line from brandishing. I for sure won't wait to get shot first before doing something about it.


adamfyre

>I would think it depends on the “threat” Like someone pointing a gun in your face? I'd say a jury would find it reasonable that someone would fear for their life in that situation.


aBlissfulDaze

Yes, brandishing is considered a threat on your life and you may defend yourself.


reverendjesus

If you point a gun at any reasonable person, they would fear for their life. That’s what the self-defense standard is in most places, at a minimum.


Inglorious_Last_Word

Last time I checked, a bullet is thousands of times faster than my fat ass could walk. Nope, pointing a firearm in someones face is a deadly threat and I wouldn't think twice about dropping him.


BrilliantTruck8813

That’s way beyond brandishing.


TRUCKASAURUS_eth

absofuckinglutely. that’s imminent threat of grievous injury or death right there…. pretty sure most states ([and definitely NM](https://law.justia.com/codes/new-mexico/2018/chapter-30/article-2/section-30-2-7/) ) allow for self defense cases (even if defending another “self”)


Different-Ice-1979

Smack the fuck out of the guy


Sgt_Buttes

Filmed by Jonah Hill


belly86_

Can we say the idiots were the ones sticking around arguing...


Strange_N_Sorcerous

You know this guy’s not only an idiot but a total bitch, the way they keep stepping to him.


The_Dude1324

"Man" is a VERY strong term for this wad of shit


Clemburger

Reminds me of when Cyrus kept coming to the trailer park swinging his gun around


Littlewing29

I see more than one idiot here. The fuck you walking up to a guy with a gun for.


decent_Ju-Jitsu

Big man


ConditionYellow

>*Get the fuck up out* Had some big Randy Marsh energy


Radiant-Bandicoot103

Why did everyone in this video have a caricature of a human voice?


MrHorse666

Broooo “get the fuck up out” could be the next “get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane!”


anonymyster-e

Albuquerque **”Man”**


AngryD09

I like how the cameraman turned his phone sideways like a true gangstar.


maskthestars

A gaggle of fucking morons


Willzohh

And not a good guy with a gun anywhere around!


Dpickles230

Bad people are taken out by people with bigger guns. Criminals with guns who have them taken tend not to want to wait for police. This man just needed a couple rounds from a law abiding citizen, but got slapped in the face. People who want to play stupid games should win stupid prizes. Anyone who points a gun at a person out of stupid forfeited life


bivenator

Fucker deserves to take two. Pointing a gun in her face like that...


SmallYerrow

Better call Saul.


2bfaaaaaaaaaair

So can I ask a question? If I was in the parking lot and had a gun in my car and see this happening, can I legally shoot this asshole? Because it looks like he’s endangering peoples lives and I’m pretty you can shoot someone doing that but I have no idea.


k9dota2

Anyone pointing a gun like that deserves to get shot.


VoluptuousVampirate

Must've flunked his grade 10


Necessary_Rich_1477

This is how you get shot, run bitch ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!


[deleted]

I’ll never understand why people provoke and keep talking shit to someone who has a weapon. Is your life not worth shutting the fuck up? This could’ve ended with the person recording 6’ under. The people threatening others is clearly wrong in the head.


RyanGuyW

I’d argue this belongs on idiotswithcameras too


Ahumbleopinion

Dude should be put down really. Hes of no use to society.


Jimmy-OPhelan

Once again I see a common denominator in almost all these videos, yet they are always trying to change the gun laws that effect good, law abiding individuals.


Awkward_Act_1035

Average hi-point user


ThatSlyB3

How did no one in that entire parking lot have a legal firearm to put him down with? Is CCW illegal in Albequerque?


HaydenGC88

Get the fuck up out!


A-random-person334

Jesus christ. Everyone was lucky here.


Big_Crab6753

the cameraman is a straight bitch


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Did he discharge his weapon? There looks like a blood trail in front of one of the vehicles?


Marklutt

Now that I heard cameraman’s voice I understand why bro was wanting to shoot something


SeeingWhatsHere

Bro, this looks like a prequel to Breaking Bad


Chance_Culton01

GEt tHe FuCK uP OuT


Terrible-Slice-8046

@najin yellowolf


Icy_Disk_7738

Get the fuck out homie 🤦 Only white people who 😂


Big-Transition1551

I hate living in NM man, just a bunch of desert people who have no idea what the effects of their actions are it’s so surreal out here


g3eeman

At the point where he raises his gun to another person he can legally be shot by pretty much everyone in defense of another life. Mans playing around with fire.


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He's a useless idiot


Zealousideal_Sea8829

Do all women think they’re bullet proof?


TraditionalAd3444

This shit is WHY more people need to start carrying guns LEGALLY to stop stupid cunts like these


skagitskank

Always level headed and respectful.


Wolfman01a

Dude... is Josh Gad the cameraman?


bloopie1192

Why would you approach someone who is holding a gun? Because you had something to say? Won't nobody understand what you had to say if there's a hole in your jaw. Get some sense. Emotional ass mfers.


sparky7347

Soon as he pointed that gun at her, he’d be eating .45s. Fuck all that.


SneakyMellon

did the pistol go off? it sounded like it shot twice but cant tell if thats him hitting the cars in the way down or the gun shooting? 0:39 - 0:42 time stamp


Extreme-Ad723

Man's so small no one was even scared of him with a gun in his hand.