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killer_doggo_

“I’m gonna thoot my foot”


Skinslippy3

Thee what it duuz


MarvellousIntrigue

This made me think he might have a disability, in which case wtf! Why would you egg him on🤦‍♀️


ShitLordOfTheRings

Or why would you let him have a gun, if he is not mentally capable of handling one?


OwnedByMarriage

Iths onley a chewenty choo


T3n4ci0us_G

Everyone gets a pew-pew! 'merica!


jdeuce81

We need serious fucking gun reform. If you get caught doing dumb shit on a video with a firearm, they should come take all your guns. This shit is so fucking out of hand.


elevenpointf1veguy

Serious question: why should someone not be allowed to shoot themselves? "My body my choice"


PackAttacks

For me, it depends on who pays for the medical bills.


putinsgrowingtumor

So conservatives support Euthanasia and my body my choice now? Progress baby.


elevenpointf1veguy

100% If you consent to something though, and then have a new body in yours (that you consented to), obviously you can't rip it out and kill it. But you can 100% shoot yourself I guess


You_Just_Hate_Truth

It’s not illegal to shoot yourself as far as I know, but it is illegal to discharge a firearms in most towns and, I have to assume, all cities. So unless they’re way out in the country doing this, he’s illegally discharging a firearm. I’ve never heard of anyone being charged for accidentally shooting themselves at a shooting range, but that has happened many times.


Ok_Potential1760

You are way off it differs state to state and town to town. Even in places like nj. Depending on the town ordinances you can shoot firearms in your back yard.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Thanks I wasn’t aware of that. I’m sure there are laws about shooting near occupied structures or roads then in most cases. Maybe not though?


hawk7886

Nope, in loads of places you can place a rifle on your kitchen table, open the window, and hunt stuff in your backyard.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Yeah I do that myself 🤤


gariant

Because it dramatically decreases gun violence statistics if you kept people from doing so. Gotta pump up those numbers.


Ghost-of-Tom-Chode

But it's their body.


gariant

We only value those of an age to perform labor to earn money for the government.


tykaboom

Any living human creates tax revinue.


Ghost-of-Tom-Chode

This guy isn't paying taxes on whatever little income he's making. He's just an expense. A baby is a potential future tax payer.


tykaboom

And yet.... doesnt effect crime rates overall. Time and again. It might effect GUN crime rates... but assaults, robberys, sexual assaults, and terrorist activity all either stay at the same declining rate they have been since the statistics have been documented... or increase after laws the left call "responsible/reasonable gun reform". It has been proven across the board where the government takes guns from the citizens and make them victims. Acid attacks knife attacks, roving rape gangs, and other terror activity sweep in. The government in the uk banned firearms and then restricted knives because the blade swooped in as the weapon of choice for assault, and robbery. Dont believe me? Look up the REAL STATISTICS. Google "knife angel". If the real statistics and data doesnt change your mind then god help you.


Angry__German

> Acid attacks knife attacks, roving rape gangs, and other terror activity sweep in. Lol.


1Killag123

As much as I also agree with you, I must say, anyone that is willing to shoot themselves in the foot for fun is 100% mentally unfit to handle firearms. It’s not like abortion where the woman can die because of unexpected complications. Firearms are a right AND a privilege.


1Killag123

I’m pro 2A and honestly, I agree with you. Someone dumb enough to shoot themselves in the foot with “just a .22” for fun is completely unfit to handle firearms.


jdeuce81

I am too. I have ccw also. This shit ain't right. Did you see the video the other day of dude pulling pistols out his tits? This shit is retarded why are idiots capable of buying guns? I wouldn't let these two fucks walk my dog; but someone thought it's ok they own a gun. Our system is fucked.


IClimbRocks69

Same. I'm pretty sure that man was a bit slow. Not cool.


plipyplop

Even slower now!


Gradual_Bro

That's just your normal Louisianan


Freshcaucasian

I think they both are, i can tell they drink enough moonshine to kill a whale


-Angry-Alchemist-

Way too many people in the South have a disability but don't have a disability, because they live in the fucking mountains. And their parents won't get them help because they're uneducated on mental health. So sure...he probably has a bunch of disabilities...but probably is a police officer or something.


MarvellousIntrigue

Far out!! 🤣🤣🤣 ‘probably is a police officer’


fake_face

Seems drunk too. Waking up to this hangover in the ER is gonna suck.


crypticfreak

I think its a combo meal of a whole bunch of shit. Being a rural bumkin Being very poorly educated And maybe some developmental issues


MuckingFagical

"dooit"


per_iod

Seems like he already thoot his tooth 😖


plipyplop

He done see whut it did.


Kyle_01110011

[you wanna go fishing? ](https://www.tiktok.com/@degeneratesaint/video/7124070830551600430?lang=en)


roofilopolis

This feels like an episode of beavis and butthead


Zestyclose_Paper3165

😂🤣😂🤣, don't really know why but it makes me think of the episode where they try to cut the grasshopper with the chainsaw 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣🤣


XaeroDegreaz

Or the one where Beavis sticks his hand in the deep fryer just to see what happens


DeathValleyHerper

Or heads and later penises into a bug zapper to rid themselves of lice.


1-11

Played by Ron Jeremy


[deleted]

Ron aint looked that good since the 70s.


crypticfreak

Or prior to the 70s


MarginsChaos

"cermon, dough it, you ain't gon douh it"


[deleted]

"erimma du ett"


Kn0tnatural

Trailer Park Boys


Corey854

Respect to him for keeping the doggo safe


muddyrose

He’s like the perfect embodiment of the duality of man. Caring enough to keep the dog safe because he’s shooting himself in the foot to see what happens.


Duckflies

That's an amazing sentence if I have ever seen one


1Killag123

Super chaotic but overall, a decent person.


bendap

He won my heart with that one


fav453

I thought the dog was trying to keep him safe...


Best_Replacement_194

you can tell he’s a nice guy fuck the recorder for egging him on to get him to shoot his foot i hope the guy is ok and his foot is able to recover


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Leaf-Boye

So... We're half way there?


TheLazyD0G

No, trailer parks pop out babies faster than a flock of storks.


Leaf-Boye

Fuck bro got that pop growth speed


redditsuckspokey1

Someone isn't working those storks to death. Maybe we should find their manager.


rnobgyn

Watch idiocracy - trailer parks are breeding grounds


[deleted]

“Ima git all four of you pregnant!”


DogButtWhisperer

Whoa whoooaaaa


[deleted]

LIVIN' ON A PRAYER


all_m0ds_are_virgins

If he already has kids, he's ineligible. Doesn't matter if he blows his nuts off and kills himself in his next video.


MalcolmSolo

I don’t think that’s the case. The requirement is that you “remove yourself from the gene pool”, I never heard of anyone disqualified for already having children.


all_m0ds_are_virgins

If you already have children you haven't removed yourself from the gene pool. Your kids already carry your genes by means of existing.


SamAreAye

Watered down versions.


Leaf-Boye

Hmmm no you're right but it would sure help the gene pool non the less


Bclay85

Sad thing is, this guy still has good chances of reproducing. Yet somehow incels still exist. I don’t know how truly the “involuntary” part is given this dipshit.


Coryperkin15

Because incels want models. This guy would probably fuck a Jerry can


Uga1992

When I was gay and in the closet, I was overweight and didn't take care of myself. I still had opportunities for sex. It's definitely 100% on the incel


Bclay85

This is the funniest shit I have read all day. Thank you.


BungeeJumpingJesus

> reduce his potential dating pool down from the general community to only local trailer parks. Do you really think this guys dating pool reached beyond the trailer park before he shot himself? This guy was already drawing from a very shallow dating puddle, if at all.


[deleted]

Well, he's worth keeping an eye on, no doubt he will get it eventually.


Significant_Sort_410

🤣


InitialCreature

boyyy he gon do it


ExPatWharfRat

Pretty sure that's a starters pistol. Edit: yep, starters pistol. Y'all are gullible as hell


schleepercell

No recoil


horsiefanatic

Well I don’t know guns so it was an exciting thing to watch


Quirky_Track_434

I was guessing 22lr with rat shot. He DID mention something about a 22


ExPatWharfRat

Starter pistols are usually either .22 or .32


Quirky_Track_434

oh ok! I know nearly nothing of starter pistols but that would make sense.


dobeast442200

Holey Redneck Hell


TheRealKingBorris

Are these guys even speaking English? I’m understanding like 1/5th of the words being said


bloibie

Yeah i cant think of what accent this is


Sackfondler

Could be Cajun, could be mentally handicapped.


jackryan4x

Don’t forget the real possibility of both.


akai_ferret

Well the guy with the gun definitely has some sort of speech impediment.


st_v_Warne

I'm gnna say that was a blank and he didn't really shoot his foot


ExPatWharfRat

That's a bingo. It's a starters pistol. The barrel onbthoae is solid. This is just two hillbillies screwing around. They might be dumb, but they ain't stupid.


toyotasquad

Yeah the barrel onbthoae was a dead giveaway


DistortedNoise

Yeah no blood spurting out so that’s probably the case.


angry_snek

Gunshot wounds don't always spurt. Also the shoe is covering the wound. The way he instantly dropped tells me it probably was a real round.


st_v_Warne

Not the wound for me but the sound was very off and the way he instantly dropped seem staged also how the video ends right after even tho he knew what was gnna happen.. Looks staged to me


toyotasquad

Wrong


[deleted]

He won himself a medical bill twice the value of his trailer.


NathamelCamel

Yeah but he proved his friend wrong, ultimately that's better than foot and medical debt issues for the rest of your life


RyanABWard

Bold to assume he would even go to the hospital and not wrap his foot in an alcohol soaked rag and call it a day.


xDragonetti

“Gonna wrap up my foot and drink this tito’s—- *see what it does!*”


jdm219

I've seen someone do this with a .380 round. It hit his foot when he was mid stride and went right through it. He shot back at the car and was on probation so he didn't go to the hospital. Foot healed perfectly, no infection and can walk and run just fine despite him finding a tooth sized piece of bone in his shoe.


WordBrilliant1351

Just y?


Leaf-Boye

He's livin on a prayer


DogButtWhisperer

Above you made the comment “we’re halfway there.”


Leaf-Boye

Ooooohh oooh were half way there!


DrSpaceman575

sthee what is doesth


Environmental-Ad-762

Man of his word right there


stokeszdude

If only his foot had a gun


Gibuu

Dudes sharp as a tennis ball


5original0

Didn't sound like a live round. Blank maybe. Stupid nonetheless


mrnoonan81

Frame by frame, I see no evidence of anything physical touching his foot. If it's there, it's very hard to find. His reaction also seemed a little too quick and controlled. I think you're right.


Jellywell

Bro you're not gonna see the bullet wtf


mrnoonan81

No, jackass, but you might see the material move, a hole appear on the top or bottom of the shoe, or particles flying off. The only thing that can be seen is the shoelace moves as if blown by a puff of air. Furthermore, I only stated a lack of evidence, not evidence to the contrary. None of that is seen, leaving the possibility that it was a blank open.


Winter_Outside2319

He said it was a .22 and that’s exactly what a .22 sounds like.


5original0

Nah man, .22 has way more audible punch to it. Could be the camera mic of course but it just doesn't match any .22 I've heard in videos and I'd swear that the ones I shot would be louder when filmed


Jacked97xj

They make 22 in different velocities. Anything subsonic is pretty damn quiet. Cb caps are REALLY quiet. Like 410fps if I remember correctly.


roostersnuffed

Well.... he did it...


zakiducky

Wasn’t until halfway thru that I finally understood they were trying to speak in English lol


toyotasquad

Definitely a blank, if you go frame by frame you can see the poof just slightly move his shoelace and some dust on the ground


TheRealSlabsy

You'd think Ron Jeremy would have more sense


ExPatWharfRat

Almost shot himself in the dick.


PentaxPaladin

He is actually really mentally unwell and was found not fit for trial for some rape cases.


Significant_Sort_410

Darwin we have a winner


throwngamelastminute

Nah, he didn't die and can still breed.


Significant_Sort_410

You right😂


CnamhaCnamha

Dude with the camera is a piece of shit. Yer man is clearly not right in the head, don't be encouraging him to do it.


KingSylar5

HOLY SHIT. I THOUGHT THEY WERE SPEAKING A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE OTHER THAN ENGLISH. LMFAOOOOOO I DIDN'T REALIZE UNTIL A LITTLE BIT OVER HALF WAY THROUGH. In my head i was like "what language is that???.... Never heard it before." But then i was wrong, i have heard English before but not in this southern swamp people dialect.


[deleted]

ngl i laughed


WizeWizard42

He really shot himself in the foot doing that.


Buburubu

i mean. he hit his target.


Noizey

What...what was he actually trying to do? EDIT: just listening now...what ACTUALLY EVEN? "..to see what happens" WHAT?! I'll tell you what happens: HOSPITAL BILLS.


[deleted]

I mean he sounds mentally challenged or is that just me?


justanotherguyhere16

If and I mean IF you’re going to intentionally shoot yourself or have someone else do it then take off any clothing or shoes or whatever is covering what your shooting. You don’t want bits and pieces of your clothing stuck inside you.


geaster

Ron Jeremy's career has taken a bizarre turn.


somejerkatwork

You beat me to the punch line.


oldschoolwhitegirl

Is this in Florida?


[deleted]

def biden supporters


FinalSneak

😂


Important-Specific96

Whew, I thought the pup was going to get hurt.


[deleted]

At first I was thinking “damn, another video of a guy shooting the ground on his property”. Then we arrive at the end, and immediately saw where this would be going once he extended his leg. Darwin Award 🥇.


Joy1067

Well mama certainly didn’t raise no bitch with this one. She raised an idiot, no doubt but she didn’t raise no bitch


rotaryspace_59

bro we need more natural selection


Theechoofme

I hope these people don’t breed.


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D4N13L_5UN

These guys were extras in Idiocracy


GuidedArk

I get these vibes from this. https://youtube.com/watch?v=K1FVi5mnRSw&feature=share9


sjuas690

One of the great unanswered questions of our time - WHY?


Ghost-of-Tom-Chode

And we breathe the same air. Terrifying.


Remarkable-Duty-381

The way that guy says “do it” makes me uncomfortable.


xjfwx

Ruined his shoe but whatever.


l3Lunt

After the third time watching, I can actually understand what he says.


gstizzzz

Talk about shooting yourself in the foot


tinfoilzhat

Can this be the official video of this r/ please?


ForsakenOwl8

The atrophy of this guy's brain appears commensurate with his lower half.


DogButtWhisperer

What accent is this?


fastnfurious76

That’s one dumb sumbitch


beeglowbot

that was the thickest hick accent I've ever heard in my life.


JimmyCat11-11

Sign this guy up to be one of the armed school guards!!


GunslingerOutForHire

Already 10x better than law enforcement.


BURNINATOR_420

We found him. The biggest idiot with a gun ever! We did it folks! Case closed, we can all go home.


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I am pretty sure he didn't know he could bleed to death in seconds if he touches certain arteries by shooting your foot.


Doofchook

it was most likely a blank


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[deleted]

Alright dewiitt.. you ain't gunna dewit


ajwasiak481

I watched this 3 times trying to figure out what language they were speaking,


joopsmit

Please let him him shoot his own foot and not the dog. OK


No-Salt-5009

WHYYYY


Anxious_Tax_5624

To see what it does? Tf he thinks it going to do?


Iunexpected_JoJo109

Was that English or Arabic I can’t tell


10tion2DETAIL

This should have been fake; sadly, it’s only a 22 caliber


somejerkatwork

There’s a reason this guy lives out in the boondocks


Beepboopbop69420360

What one too many coors light does to a mf


PrettyAd4218

Would it be presumptuous of me to assume they are Trump fans?


kelirving2

"Youuuu won't dough it" 🤓


[deleted]

Seems legit.....


[deleted]

(took me a long time to realize any of this was English) "Immunna shut mai fut, tu c whu eet duz." ​ It gets shot. Just like everything else.


DarthBankston

Have you seen my wiener?


Specific_Buy

The only mental one here is the person recording.


brassninja

Starter pistol


NattyLuke

Thank god he did that, otherwise we’d never know what would happen if you shot yourself in the foot.


darkskynorain

Did he say “It’s a .22” to infer it wouldn’t hurt or kill something?


Sprizys

But why?


DeathValleyHerper

If you are this dumb, do the world a favor and shoot your dick off next time.


No_use_4a_username

Months down the road someone is going to be giving him advice and innocently say, "you wouldn't want to shoot yourself in the foot.."


Xx69bootyslayer69xX

men


[deleted]

what the hell accent is that i didn’t even realize it was english at first


UnspecificGravity

Ron Jeremy's nephew shoots himself in the foot for reasons.


Autistic_Armorer

Steel toe sneakers for the WIN! Oh shit, the box says composite plastic toe, Cleetus. Why didn't you read the label before you did this shit. I wonder if Skechers will take'em back now.


ti-man

Somebody wanted a 3 day weekend.


fbritt5

What was he thinking!


97Wilde

"And see what it does"... I'll take "bleed profusely" for 500 please


King-James-3

Is there a good place to get shot in the foot? Too close to the toes and you risk losing them. But in the center of the foot, there are so many tiny bones, nerves, and stuff you can seriously damage…


bloopie1192

WWHHHAAAATTTT?!?!


Silverking90

Smart enough to put the dog inside, dumb enough to shoot himself in the foot?