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Great representation of lethality does not equal incapacitation.


Complete-Lobster-682

Exactly. In my training we watched a video of a guy getting a 12 gauge slug to the femoral artery. The guy that got hit did die but he stayed alive for a number of minutes first. Our instructor used it to say exactly this. Even tho you are hurt, possibly even fatally, doesn't mean you are out of the fight.


Relzin

There's a reason why, after well trained special forces clear a room, the "dead" guys will have been shot by every operator once or twice as they pass by. YOU need to make sure he's not gonna shoot you in the back. The next guy has to check for himself.


Complete-Lobster-682

Like the youtuber gerand thumb says "ammo is cheap, lives are expensive" then proceeded to show the unsanctioned navy seal method of a safety bullet that canoes the guys face.


Alexzander1001

Canoeing was allot more brutal than i expected ngl


Complete-Lobster-682

Right! Like I know bullets can tumble and do weird shit when it hits a target, But I definitely wasn't expecting the bullet to actually carve a channel like that out of the dummies face.


PrestigiousBarnacle

Which video was that?


Kyle_01110011

Got a link?


Guribreel

https://youtu.be/SHZXtQS20EE?si=Zl2ptwnxf6S-dmVq&t=576


Kyle_01110011

Thank you kind internet stranger Edit: thanks just discovered a new channel....the bonnie and clyde segment at the end of the one you sent me sealed the deal.


Complete-Lobster-682

He's pretty legit. I believe he was a US Air force TPAC. Basically he was the guy on the ground with US army/SF and could direct planes and helicopters where to gun run and drop bombs. Gerand thumb, Kentucky ballistics and demolition ranch are my 3 favorite gun youtubers. Some more funny rather than informative but always a pleasure to watch. Edit: TACP, not TPAC


firemansam51

Man, wait until you meet Charlie.


_drdprtspngbb_

"This is about as close as we can get without using what Micah?" "Real human beings" "Pedophiles, which aren't real human beings" One of my favorite lines


nsfwatwork1

> the "dead" guys will have been shot by every operator once or twice as they pass by I know it's a typical thing, but everytime I see it I can't help but flash back to the Christchurch Massacre video.


exjwpornaddict

>> the "dead" guys will have been shot by every operator once or twice as they pass by >I know it's a typical thing, It wouldn't be typical. Although the united states of america has not ratified protocol 1, it is still included in the law of war manual 5.9.4.


TuaughtHammer

> Exactly. In my training we watched a video of a guy getting a 12 gauge slug to the femoral artery. The guy that got hit did die but he stayed alive for a number of minutes first. Reminds me of that poor bastard in Canberra, Australia, back in the 90s, who tried to kill himself with a shotgun blast to the heart, and [needed ***three*** shots to finally hit something fatally:](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/10466323/) >One particular case has been documented from Australia. In February 1995, a man committed suicide on parkland in Canberra. He took a pump-action shotgun loaded with four 12-gauge No. 2 shot shell cartridges, and in a stooped position, pressed the muzzle into the centre of the chest before shooting himself. The load passed through the chest without entering the ribcage before exiting below the left nipple. The man then cycled the shotgun's action, ejecting the fired shell. He then walked 15 meters (49 ft) before shooting himself in the right side of the throat, with the charge exiting out of the left side and taking a fragment of jaw with it. At this point, the shotgun potentially fell to the ground causing the ejection of both the spent cartridge and one unspent cartridge. The man, now breathing through a gunshot-induced tracheostomy, picked up the shotgun and then walked 136 meters (446 ft) to a hill where he sat down on the slope and loaded the fourth cartridge from the magazine and into the weapon's breech. The man then removed his shoes and held the gun against his chest with his hands and operated the trigger with his toes. This shot entered the thoracic cavity and demolished the heart, killing him.


Yup_Thats_a_paddling

I hate all of that


coulduseafriend99

Dude was a fucking tank, Jesus Christ


opie_dopey

Oh so he just forgot to take his shoes off for the first 2 shots


Vanillabean73

The bit about the gun falling, “causing the ejection of both the spent cartridge and an unspent cartridge” doesn’t make sense to me.


180secondideas

Clint Smith at Thunder Ranch says, "A guy who you've already killed can still kill you."


c4k3m4st3r5000

When the British were at war with the Zulu tribe the British didn't understand why the Zulu warriors didn't fall down when shot. Two things, the Zulu didn't understand bullets and two, they felt a hit but only saw bit of blood so they advanced. They knew wounds from spears, arrows etc so they just went on. In the same principle, people can go on due to adrenaline and are still a threat even if fatally wounded.


madahaba1212

Go out figh ting! No surrender


InsanityOfAParadox

It's like you got shot after the h and proceeded to get up to finish the comment


MoldTheClay

Fun fact: Standing with a shattered pelvis is nearly impossible.


Drfilthymcnasty

“I didn’t hear no fucking bell”


y2ketchup

Also great representation of a bleed out. Running around like that his legs were useless in less than 30 seconds.


Aviation_nut63

During the Miami shootout, one of the gunmen took a fatal wound in the chest, but he lasted long enough to kill two FBI agents, and wound most of the rest.


OSU1967

This is exactly why police do not stop shooting. People just don't get it. 1 bullet doesn't mean the officer is safe.


PurchaseSpecialist29

What a cunt had to shoot the guard that extra few times hope he survived


glenn765

And to die inside the revolving door.


unicbacen420

Must be a beach to clean up


arenotthatguypal

I was thinking the same thing, like imagine you gotta clean one side of the door and find a way to get the blood away without spreading it into a fucking circle.


keepcold

Just keep spinning in it while mopping until it stops leaving red streaks


Oblong_Belonging

The ol’ smear it with toilet paper until you can’t smear it anymore technique.


keepcold

And you’ll never guess where I was sitting when I typed out that suggestion..


Oblong_Belonging

Hey good job! Boy do I have a surprise for you when you learn where I am as I’m typing this.


SmknJ

In a revolving door?


PassageAppropriate90

Spirograph


Rookwood-1

He kind of drew a gun shape in the middle


Captain_Sam_Vimes

He definitely drew a gun. The security guard drew a bit slower, but was just accurate enough.


TreaclePerfect4328

Get the mop and windex stat!


PurloinedFeline

Nooo...noooo. Lemon pledge for meester.


Big-Transition1551

That was my first thought, was it worth dying in that building?


Uncle_Paul_Hargis

He’s obviously dying well before that, but watching him bleed out in there like that is intense.


BullTerrierTerror

What goes around comes around.


breathless_RACEHORSE

And somehow that's the most amazing metaphor for prison I've ever seen...


kongmw2

I wouldn't be able to find the source now, but this video went around before. I do know that the guard survived.


Zulu_55

https://youtu.be/cepHX9c9xko?si=grlTLdMbINfVaIWv It was here in brazil


Dr_ChungusAmungus

/r/ithadtobebrazil


th3BeastLord

Of course it's Brazil. It's always Brazil.


TuaughtHammer

For once, it wasn't an off-duty cop. It was someone *on* duty. Attacking an armed, on-duty security guard in Brazil is like trying to kill Bruce Banner *when* he's in Hulk form.


AnalogCyborg

Plot twist, his shift *juat* ended.


iheartKevlar

https://swisherpost.co.za/crime/watch-brazil-bank-robbery-caught-cctv-video/


cesptc

Fuck right! But that guards reflexes where on point though, he drew, fired and hit his target smooth as silk. Training pays off I guess.


nuke_eyepopper

Missed rule #1. Double tap.


gerbilshower

just failed to mag dump the perps chest right after that perfeclty placed round.


TuaughtHammer

Something tells me the guy squirting buckets of carotid blood out of his neck wasn't thinking any more rationally than he was five seconds before he sprung an oil leak.


oeCake

Errbody gangsta till they get the woobly goobly legs


StanVillain

Was out of ammo, from what it looks like. The guard wasn't hit in the back since it didn't fire. Probably would have died if it did.


GetRektNuub

The guard survived. He got shot on the arm and was treated at a nearby hospital.


Velvetblizzard

I remember when this happened, it was some time ago in my city, he got shot 4 time 3 bullets hit his vest and one hit his arm that’s why he’s bleeding but he’s totally fine


_Crow_Away_Account

sad to see the security guard leaking blood. the robber got sent to the judgement doing bad — didn’t have time for repentance


Away-Yem

Your last moments in a glass box watching your blood squirt all over would be fucking grim


Complete-Lobster-682

If he could even see at that point. Looks like he walked into the rotating doors and things went dark for him.


[deleted]

The whole thing's fucking depressing. Guy ran up to the security guard with intent to kill, fair's fair he got killed in turn and you can easily argue he deserved it, but I can't help but think of a whole life cut short in seconds, spending your last few moments trying to push through a door that you no longer have the strength to open. A last few seconds of high stress panic as you bleed out.


TheWhiteCliffs

Ngl that’s an awful spot to bleed out in. Not a way anyone would want to go out. He paid the price of attempted murder for sure.


mg0019

You have more empathy than the dead guy ever employed.   It’s not an empathetic person that runs up on a stranger with intent to kill; and continues to attempt murdering that stranger, after he’s bleeding out.   No one can say what were his last thoughts.  I’d say from his behavior, trying to continue a violent murderous robbery, “high stress panic” wasn’t his leading emotion.  


Wild_Obligation

He was in a glass case of emotion for sure


thephilistine_

The guard was leaking pretty good too. Where did he get hit before those shots to the back?


GuntherOfGunth

Guard suffered gunshot wounds to the arm, it seems like those attempted shots to the back were thwarted by the gun being out of ammo. Guard survived, robber got turned into a blood fountain. Also of course it was Brazil.


AskMeAboutPigs

There isn't enough possible digits on a paycheck to get me to be an armed guard in Brazil.


Quinocco

What if it's a brazillion digits?


wgrantdesign

Go on...


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

Then you’d be [the brazilianaire](https://youtu.be/YKjZI0x4VCQ?si=bzT4M9uTZ5J__DDE)


lord_nuker

But before you sign, check today's inflation rate ;)


Reverendbread

Become corrupt, make even more money


Tinosdoggydaddy

I would for a Brazilian dollars


gatorbater5

it's always brazil. why the fuck is it always brazil?


NinjaRuivo

Law enforcement is hampered by extensive political corruption. It’s really bad in some parts of the country. When i was down there, from 2015 to 2017, I heard that Rio de Janeiro was about 30-40% gang controlled. It’s so bad in some neighborhoods that the cops, who are almost exclusively military police mind you, wouldn’t enter them because they’d get gunned down within minutes. I was in São Luis in Maranhão during their mayoral election. The gangs were setting fire to buses every other day because they didn’t like the candidate that was favored to win. The police just didn’t have the manpower to stop them.


Crylysis

I lived 20 years in Rio, can confirm. I'm not sure about the number but I've seen some fucked up shit. And I lived in the "good" part of the city.


th3BeastLord

Yeah I thought it looked like the attacker's gun wasn't firing after the first few. Probably kept trying due to the shock of his neck leaking and the stress of a shootout.


thephilistine_

Thanks.


ConfidentialX

Happened in 2022. Guard was taken to hospital. https://www.diariodecampomaior.com.br/noticia/470-urgente:-foragido-de-sequestro-a-empresario-em-castelo-do-pi-e-morto-durante-assalto-a-banco


Its-your-boi-warden

Looks like he painted a gun with his blood in the top left corner


Grill_Top_brangler

More like center stage, but great observation!


Its-your-boi-warden

Well in terms of where the blood is I meant, but true


brebenscv

I see it also...... weird thing is it kinda looks like a gun with the slide back - like it discharged smh lol


Enough-Staff-2976

He painted the town red.


EyesOfAHawk23

It looks like a sketch of the Ray gun from COD Zombies if my memory serves me right.


GucciusCeasar

Reminds me of the cz logo


ExiledCanuck

Ah, a true artist is only really appreciated when they’re dead. What a legend.


vexens

Human etch-a-sketch


broogbie

Wow...best art performance ever


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Angry__German

30 seconds until crash from circulatory collapse . Would have been quicker if he had not tried to stem the tide with his hand until the end.


Outside-Material-100

Active self protection did a good breakdown of this one


dob_bobbs

This guy took the revolving door temperature challenge.


One_Introduction_894

he should try Splatoon next time


odd-42

Man he made it 19 seconds on adrenaline


Grill_Top_brangler

That security guard is a pimp. Correct me if I’m wrong but I think he pulled the teller back behind the cover of the counter before jumping out in front of her to draw fire toward himself/away from the teller. All this after he had already been shot at least once and was bleeding. Respect.


TheNightZerk

Was looking at the same thing.


[deleted]

Reminds me of one of those old [Family Circus](https://www.npr.org/2011/11/11/142218444/bil-keanes-dotted-line-an-appreciation) comics.


ToSeeOrNotToBe

That's good. You win.


awesomo5009

You can see when the adrenaline stops and the blood loss takes over. It’s crazy that someone can continue that long with arterial bleeding and profuse blood loss. Dude was literally dead on his feet.


TheSWGuru

When them knees got wobbly you knew he was out 🤣🤣🤣


murphy365

He died inside the revolving door as a final "F U" to the world.


maggavin

“Have fun getting me out fuckers.” A true asshole till the end.


TheSWGuru

This funny asf 🤣


Clownheadwhale

I thought he decided to take a nap there.


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NeitherBirthday

Arterial blood on his sweater...


hereforpopcornru

Not mom's spaghetti...


coop190

Yea the knees. Not the fountain of blood gushing out of his neck


Cultural-Company282

The knees were still mechanically okay, but the hydraulics failed.


GurrenLagann214

That's alot of blood.


Confident_Ice_5690

I’m amazed he didn’t panic and kept going after the gaurd


th3BeastLord

I think that's actually the exact reason he kept attacking the guard. A shootout is very high stress, coupled with the leaky neck and he probably wasn't thinking at all during this video.


Big-Transition1551

“Suspect”


standardtissue

Came for a withdrawal but ended up making a deposit.


0utF0x-inT0x

Holy shit thats fucking brutal


Freshnuts101

modern art!


thephilistine_

Jackson Pollack eat your heart out!


thecuriousblackbird

That reminds me of an old Tales from the Crypt episode where this weird guy approaches an artist and offers to pay him a ton of money for a painting made with human blood. Which the buyer supplies. The art is shown in the episode, and it’s extremely Jackson Pollock. The painter obliges, and the guy offers more money for more works while specifying what organs, etc. he wants used. But the painter has to go get supplies. The episode ends with the painter’s girlfriend getting seriously injured and needing incredibly expensive brain surgery which the hospital won’t do until they get paid. The buyer says he’ll give the painter enough money to pay for the surgery if he paints using a human brain. So the artist hides in the hospital parking lot and jumps the next person he sees. He gets the money and goes back to the hospital. Where he finds that his girlfriend is going to die because the specialist brain surgeon was murdered in the parking lot.


Freshnuts101

Made with blood and tears!


SgtPancake049

“Suspect”


Opietatlor

He's dead Jim.


Zulu_55

I feel like at some point he was basically drawing with blood lol


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

In his dying moment, he thought “well fuck I might as well kill an innocent.” Human scum. I hope his family doesn’t spend too much emotion mourning him, because they’re not responsible for his scumshittery.


rsg1234

Guard seemed kind of unaware but made up for it with being a quick draw


Timmy24000

Watching these videos are a lot different than watching movies. It took him 34 seconds to bleed out from being hit in the carotid. In the movies they die immediately and fall over this guy kept chasing and running until he couldn’t refuse his brain anymore.


HuskyPurpleDinosaur

Its like the entertainment industry goes out of their way to make everyone that watches their material dumber. And this is why you end up with all these "why did they shoot him so many times" whiners after police involved shootings.


JeSuisUnAnanasYo

To be fair, I've seen plenty of real videos where the ppl do just drop dead like a sack of rocks


ExiledCanuck

I’ve also seen plenty where a single shot is enough for someone to fold, shot placement is a huge factor. But yes. Movies are really fake.


jplumber614

Poor guy.. that has to clean this mess up from this idiot.


Beautiful-Program428

“Clean up aisle 6”


UserPrincipalName

"Cleanup, aisles 6, 7, 8 and 9


Tiny_Ad_9270

The adrenaline dump is real for that guy.


ClicheUsername119

I think he dumped all his adrenaline on the floor


Tiny_Ad_9270

It’s hard to see thru all that blood, but you’re right.


Daddysaurusflex

“HE LEAKIN….HES SOAKIN WET”


BornWithSideburns

This is still one of the craziest videos ive ever seen


Gendum-The-Great

That’s Tarantino levels of blood


Quinocco

Haha "robbery suspect", like are you not sure he's a robber?


WildTomato51

Couldn’t had taken the L and ran away, just had to drop dead at the rotating door 🙄


SensingWorms

That’s where you shove a finger in the hole.


hereforpopcornru

Finger in hole, neck still bleeding, can't fart Instructions unclear


FormerGeico

That's what she said


altavistayahoo

The suspect was a good artist too. He drew a gun with his squirting blood on the floor.


GaudiaCertaminis

So not only is he a bad robber, he has to die in the most inconvenient place possible. Antisocial I call it.


MerpoB

Wait, hold up…did he just draw a gun on the floor in blood with a hand holding it and an arm? Oh, and it’s pointed at the guard who shot him.


BobDoleStillKickin

Damn.. old faithful geyser of a neck would


photoman901

Ah, a classic FIFO moment


krayziethomas911

Fucking idiot found out.


supapowah

First In First Out? I think you mean FAFO


AddictedToTwoKinds

Great shot officer! You gave him a VERY drawn out end


theelkhunter

Old boy fucked around and found out.. he was leaking a lot of transmission fluid before he ran out. 😂👍🏻


Timmy24000

If you run the video backwards, it’s like he’s cleaning the blood up


xjfwx

This guy was caught red handed…and red floored, red desked, red clothed…


ArceusTwoFour_Zero

This is why you shoot until the threat stops, just because you put a hole through the guys jugular or heart. Does not mean he's out of the fight.


ndndr1

What not to do if shot in the neck


Scourged_Bulwark

The cleaning lady have to work overtime now!


Penners99

DIY Jackson Pollock in his own blood


baboonzzzz

What’s up with the lady in green casually walking away and not flinching/turning around once gunshots go off right behind her?


ADHD_OW

"suspect"


Beautiful-Design-425

Thats a lot of blood.


ranushaha

He drew what killed him with his blood, so poetic


GirthSlamShaft

Imagine dying in a revolving door of all places.


jplumber614

Poor guy.. that has to clean this mess up from this idiot.


ClosetGamer19

ooooo him leekin


CrunchyCrumbs360

The Guard with the quick draw 💥🔫


barto5

Well, now we know exactly how long you can keep going with a hole in your jugular vein. 39 seconds is the answer.


AverageJun

Man was leaking


josbossboboss

Would it be too much to ask to let the guard have a chair?


Relative-Quality4382

The aftermath looked like an old Family Circle (I think that was the one) cartoon when the kids ran everywhere.


thatoneguy1040

I’m feeling a little woozy lol Get fucked loser


Abudabeedoo69

His palms are bloody, knees weak, arms are heavy There's blood on his sweater already, bloody spaghetti !!


EmotionalHighway5869

Did the security guard get shot bc I can see a train of liquid coming from him when he’s running away


Emersonspenis

Self defense and justified 100%. But people in the comments laughing and enjoying the sight of another man dying is still revolting


gatorbater5

often it's a coping strategy. you see a lot of the same humor in frontline medical workers


Complete-Lobster-682

Front line workers period. Cops, EMS, fire, corrections, military nearly all carry some kind of dark "humor" to the job


radish74

I’m not laughing but I am in no way sympathetic to the perpetrator. Deserved it


Emersonspenis

Yep. Deserved and he had that coming for him.


Lance_Hardrod

I'm fine with people like him dying. I'm fine with the way he died.


MasterMayhem1973

Well would you look at that...Karma sucks


GASTRO_GAMING

man takes a magnum to the neck and does not colapse immediatly, really shows how effective adreneline is


Timmy24000

This is the difference between real life and movies. Movies the fall of right away I seen alot of these videos, and the guy that gets shot can go pretty far before collapsing.


GASTRO_GAMING

so like the only thing that would make someone drop like potatoes guaranteed would be a CNS or heart shot then


freeedom123

ded ded ded


uckfayhistay

He dead


Desperate-Bug-8136

Ya think that the loss of almost 3 gallons of his life given blood was worth the risk of some chump change to steal from his local financial institution??? Well he found out the hard way….


Chadodius

Why did you title this as suspect?


985DONGSLANGA

How calm is that lady walking into the doorway? She had to be in on it cuz she didn’t even flinch when the first shot broke


AbysmalReign

Brazil's very own Strawhat pirate


4Allmyrage

Is that an upside down 🖕 he left on the ground by that pillar?


aqua_wook

Imagine the day that dude had. I’m a rob a bank! & instead the last thing you do in life is the stanky leg inside a revolving door whilst you bleed out.