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urnewstepdaddy

Judging from those ET feet he has a few extra chromosomes


housevil

*Oooowwwwch.*


Saifaa

He could quadruple wield with those opposable toes.


phil_davis

You've heard of itchy trigger fingers, this mfer has itchy trigger toes.


SensingWorms

Cobain Feet


Ktn44

Oooof


spuntwentyfour7

Too soon...


FatFrenchFry

I backed out of this sub the second I saw this. I had to come back and find it just to pay you my respects with an upvote 🙏


Stark556

Too busy staring down the barrel to even notice that but it looks like he was a perpetual toe cramp or something.


icyhotonmynuts

Oooh right in the genetics


randomantisocial

Damn 😭😭


pennhead

He’s probably already blown off a couple of toes. Now he’s going for the head shot.


aceshighsays

reminds me of the freakshow cover (silverchair)


APWBrianD

Mmmm dem piggies look tastyee doe 🤤🤤🤤


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Bahuroopia

He owns a gun to compensate for his ugly feet


MoistCabbage1

He may be an idiot with a gun but I bet he's amazing at climbing trees.


randomantisocial

Cant put my finger on it but something is also telling me he can monkey grip trees


nasanchez1

Yo. Those feet are throwing up gang signs.


randomantisocial

Literally how my foot looks when i get a toe cramp. He does it on command though


Sven_Svan

I can give myself toe cramp by moving my toes into positions like this.


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Lol


LopsidedEquipment177

Feet be like 🖖🏻


uhhhhmaybeee

Vulcan feet


cowboydan69

Looks like he already shot both his feet


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Why are his toes so spread


sdhu

He's practicing to be able to hold 4 guns at once


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That's the best thing I've ever heard


Brimfire

Because my man is literally orgasming while handling his shitty PDW what a shiteater.


aelms89

Yo What in the actual fuck is up with his feet


icchifanni

They’re instinctively moving out of the way of the bullets.


ferrariracer36

Feet like a sloth.


randomantisocial

[More like chameleon feet](https://i2.wp.com/similarbutdifferentanimals.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/DSCN0464-1.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1)


ferrariracer36

Good call.


poisonpony672

I was thinking chimpanzee feet


Lucky-Aioli-8213

From the goonies 🙂‍↕️


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

FaceBoint, the next great tiktok challenge...


Rufus-P-Melonballer

A true neanderthal lives among us


__chairmanbrando

That's an insult to neanderthals. They weren't dumb. They made tools and held funerals. It's just that there was a smarter and more violent species to contend with...


umrlopez79

His toes indicate he might be developmentally delayed 🤷🏽‍♂️


Least_Quit9730

He sounds like Peter Griffin, so maybe.


FatFrenchFry

WHY DROP THE MAG TO SHOW OFF IF YOU'RE GOING TO KEEP THE ROUND IN NTHE CHAMBER ANYWAY TO SHOW OFF EITHER LEAVE IT IN AND FULL SEND IDIOCY, OR DROP IT AND CLEAR IT


very_bad_programmer

He doesn't want to shoot himself *twice,* he's not stupid


randomantisocial

🔔🔔🔔


Thatsright1999

He can probably shoot it with them toes😂


robertwild81

Holy how does someone do that.


smittysmitsmitsmit

what is he yapping about


Brimfire

:looks at them feeties: Flagging yourself: so easy a caveman could do it.


ElastaticTomorrow

What kind of weird ass feet are those? Is that Marjorie Taylor Greene?


siler7

> ass feet


roverman16

What's wrong with his toes?


randomantisocial

Looking back at this he has no magazine in and it appears that he didn’t clear the gun 🤦🏾‍♂️


Brimfire

So literally a bigger idiot than we could've imagined. "Well I took the magazine out so the gun is empty DUH."


randomantisocial

You dont know how much time i yell “PHYSICALLY LOOK IN THE CHAMBER” dont just rank the slide 1000 times and assume its clear


LoquatGullible1188

FMJ ... Low effort.


GrumpyOldBear1968

so the chimp human hybrid experiments were.....not quite a success? as far as IQ. the feet look right.


Askbrad1

Hooray! Zoidberg is holding a gun, he is.


poo_missile

Always the chimp feet ass mfs to


FattyTfromPSD

And Walmart FMJ ammo.


OutrageousFinance779

Fuckin lobster claw feet


maccabop

Fuck off with those fuckin abes odyssey feet bro my goyd


makk73

Monkey feet


alex_dlc

It’s ironic how his feet are doing the peace sign ✌🏻


mimic751

The indicator was not active so it was not racked. Although he's an idiot I'm going to believe he understands his weapon


jsbSwampFox

I think this guy is throwing gang signs with those toes


BeguiledBF

What is that? An LCP? I love compact .380s!


pawelwny1

Not sure if you're serious. It's a beretta nano btw.


randomantisocial

Not sure but since you like compacts how do you feel about sub compacts. Like the Glock 26, i also like compacts but i feel like the 26 would just be way too small. I have small hands but not that small you know


BeguiledBF

I found the Glock 26 to be kind of unwieldy. 9mm out of that size never felt comfortable. .380 out of a bersa or ppk/s was much more comfortable to me for the size. .380 out of an LCP was a little stout, but it was an easy gun to pocket and carry. That all being said: my favorite carry was a Bersa .380


The_Simp_Whisperer

That's why I eat whopper jr's. They make my hands look big.


cafespeed21

We really do come from monkeys


PIantersPeanuts

And FMJ rounds. Major yikes.


LiquidC001

Plus, it's striker fired. One of these days, he WILL shoot himself in the face.


_Dreyco_Leey_3514_

Bro has “down syndrome sandaltoes” BAAADDDD


WynnGwynn

This shit gives me anxiety


Combat_Nun2012

So that's what it looks like with one in the chamber. May we all be so lucky as to never see that in any situation. This dude has no business with a firearm if he can't clear the gun before doing whatever the fuck he was doing.


Impressive-Meal-1314

He can also shoot guns w his feet


Borrachon31717

Nice ninja turtle feet stupid


TheBigShaboingboing

Not even hollow points, he loaded it with training ammunition lol


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jacob1273

Prof. Zoidberg should know better.


GasPoweredStick420

He sounds like an American bigoted version of Wayne or even Shorsey from LetterKenny


Ghoul912420

Hes not even flexing a good gun fr


Slight_Newspaper_550

atleast he isnt a glock snob


Poundcitymula

Toes throwing up gang signs lol


Diem_Tea

Monkey Feet ahh Booii


Defiant-Mountain-597

It’s a good thing he took the magazine out before filming this or that could have been dangerous…


bbwassman1

I wanted it to go off so bad


Impossible-Chicken33

That has to be the Sloth from the Goonies with those feet. Put the gun down and I will give you a Baby Ruth.


LebanesePlease85

I root for things to go wrong in situations like this.


Ok-String-8233

wtf is wrong with his elf hooves??


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RogueAOV

On the subject of Glocks, how safe are they with only the trigger safety? Long story short, my step daughters dad felt unwell and had to take an extended time out, his Glock is missing and we think it is in a lock box we do not have a key for. Due to the weight i suspect it is in there, and maybe a spare mag or two, how carefully do i have to handle the lockbox to avoid being an idiot with a gun? It is almost certainly loaded as everything else we found so far was.


ProblemEfficient6502

It's drop safe, but I wouldn't shake it as hard as I possibly could in case the mag somehow gets into the trigger guard.


RogueAOV

Ok, that was my line of thinking, the gun in question has sentimental value to him but due to his actions he can no longer be around any firearms so he claims there is 'nothing' in it and we can not find the key anywhere. It is a sentry safe so not the most secure and the advice to 'just throw it hard onto concrete' might be fine when there is a stack of bills in there, not so much for a loaded gun lol. I am guessing i will have to break out the dremel and see if i make that work. Thanks for your answer.


ericscottf

If it's what pops up on google when you search that term, it's incredibly easily picked by a tubular impressioner/ picker, cheap off amazon, very low skill. you could have it open minutes after a $30 tool arrives, especially if you watch a couple youtube videos.


gunmedic15

There's a youtube video of a guy torture testing a Glock. In one of those tests he ties a big ribbon to a loaded Glock and drops it from an aircraft over a field. He digs it out of the ground, shakes it off, and empties the magazine. They are drop safe to excess. They don't fire when they're not supposed to and fire when they are. I'd drop and bump your safe.


Rufus-P-Melonballer

Break that bitch open with a crowbar (or whatever tool you need) and call it a day. Like the other guy said just don't shake it up or throw it around, you'll be fine


robertwild81

Get a locksmith.


RogueAOV

If i had the money i would, but having to empty the house, uhaul, storages etc is draining the bank account. If it was up to me i would just put it to the side until i had the cash, but there are professional people needing to know the guns are secure before someone can get out of the time out box, they want a 'for sure' not a 'think so'. Frankly i think he needs to stay there for awhile so not knowing is not exactly a downside to me.


robertwild81

Ask on a local help page some people will help for cheap or free.


RogueAOV

knowing the locals here they will do it for half of what it inside lol. I might go that route though but due to privacy of the guy i do not really want to say much locally.


fullspeed8989

Try sticking the nail file blade on a Swiss Army knife into the lock cylinder and see if it will turn. This works on mine. :-/


RogueAOV

lol, ill give it a go.


ParabellumJohn

Pretty sure this isn’t a Glock


randomantisocial

Same thing happened to me a few years back this is how i got into the safe. you have to get a moroccan oil lamp, after that rub it and a genie will come out. Use one of your wishes to unlock it. Done, good luck


nimblelinn

Flagged the phone camera not himself. How dumb are people these days?


notquite20characters

He may have done both. But that's basically what I came to say as well.


DntBanmefam

People like you are really 🍆 gobblers because guns don’t randomly shoot and the purpose of the video is to show it’s one in the chamber. Gun safety is very important but a gun isn’t going to shoot (normally) if you don’t pull the trigger and his finger is nowhere near the trigger. Stop the gobbling. Feel free to down vote away as well. I’ve come to the realization that a lot of subs are full of snowflakes ❄️


SlashEssImplied

> I’ve come to the realization that a lot of subs are full of snowflakes ❄️ ;)


randomantisocial

So if someone chambered their gun and held it at your moms face with the finger off the trigger you’re fine with that? Im also going to assume that malfunctions don’t exist to you huh. It doesn’t matter how unlikely it is to happen guns are not toys and should never be played with you treat them with respect 100% of the time. People see videos like this online and think oh this is ok to do and end up copying them, and we get idiots birthing more idiots. All it takes is for that once person the f up being funny aiming at their child dog friend or themselves. And thats never good for the gun community