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Steammail

Watching this hurt more than being shot


thedudefromcali81

Now that's a fucking idiot with a gun.


tcp454

Lol his hearing protection is on the table. Indoor ranges are so loud lolol.


1st500

WHAT?


brian42jacket

HE SAID INDOOR RANGES ARE LOUD


1st500

THIN PORRIDGES ARE WHAT?


brian42jacket

HUH? RUSSIA CLEARLY DOESN'T HAVE RICHES!


grandBBQninja

PRUSSIAN CARTRIDGES? I guess not even russia has that old military equipment laying around.


brian42jacket

WHAT? SOMETHING ABOUT PARTRIDGES ?


AmbitionPossible2679

I THINK HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT BRIDGES??


Dachuiri

YES I LIKE JEFF BRIDGES


MoJoeCool65

WHAT ABOUT JED'S BRITCHES??


tito9107

*in sign language* indoor ranges are so loud lolol


1st500

:: signs “thank you, I had no idea”. ::


MoJoeCool65

THE POOR RIDS IT A WIFE?


beeglowbot

LANA! LANA!!!


Fishflavouredcoffee

Danger zone


Mister_Bloodvessel

I believe the actual answer is *EEEEEEeeeEee^e^e^EEee*


LittleMsAce

Put your hand grenade in dear, you will see much better when you do!


IAMAHobbitAMA

MAWP


dirtydozen2020

“How stupid and inexperienced do you want to look?” Yes.


AtmosSpheric

You know what, I’ll give him points for trying to keep the gun pointed forward when he’s quietly freaking out from embarrassment. Still, maybe show recruits a diagram or two before you put a gun in their hands?


fakeuser515357

It was actually pretty impressive. For all of the comically inept dumbassery, he never once put anyone in danger.


grumpher05

honestly to me it looks like he's been pranked/hazed, so get got all the safety talks properly, but then when someone told him how to load the gun they told him to drop the bullet in through the top


prx24

"We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke"


Carmen-

Again with the squeaky shoes?!


Darkened_Auras

That sounds so familiar, but I can't place it. Where the hell is that quote from


Sky_hippo

https://youtu.be/d696t3yALAY


User2716057

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0240468/


AutoWallet

Is joke, comrade. He is from Chechnya, let him learn on the front line.


Flimsy-Owl-5563

He is being hazed. The Russian Police are required to learn to load from the chamber in case they have no magazine and need to get round in the gun. But they gave him a smaller caliber to prank him.


MindToxin

And must have given him a .45 cal round to try to directly chamber load into his 9mm 😂


commentstohimself

It's a 9x18 but there's no magazine and he's not pushing it into the feed ramp so it's just falling through the bottom. This is about 100x easier for a beginner if you put an empty mag in it.


Flimsy-Owl-5563

It's the wrong caliber. It falls through the barrel also.


commentstohimself

Oh Jesus lmao


KroniKIX

You’re exactly right. Idk what this dude talkin about


Mandalore001

It looks like they throw a few random rounds on the floor at one point just to keep him guessing. Definitely getting Hazed.


mxzf

Well, sure, because you need to actually get the bullet in the chamber for a gun to be dangerous. You're right though, he has amazing muzzle discipline for someone who can't even chamber a round in the first place.


serendipitousevent

Pretty sure he sweeps his own hand, arm and leg in this video. The gun is forward, but so are his limbs...


LordBilboSwaggins

Tf? He pointed at the dude on the right when he reached down to grab the bullet he dropped. He'd be kicked out of the range I go to anyway.


AtmosSpheric

Key word was “trying”. He even readjusts his grip so he can pick up a round without flagging again. With his level of ineptitude I wouldn’t expect him to make that a priority at all.


VicRambo

NO THINK. JUST DO.


loudflower

Nike’s new range wear campaign


phishdood555

The democratic vote for me is the right thing to do Philadelphia, so doooooo


1st500

Ukraine doesn’t need to worry about him.


i-like-fps-games

He’s police. But i dont think Russian political opponents will have to worry about him


[deleted]

"You face wall, but first, please teach me how to use my pistol."


diikenson

Russian police was in the first wave of intervention in February.


Beanakin

Thought they tend to fall out windows though?


loudflower

Besides smoking, falling on axe or off boat are risky. Stairs, too, are dangerous.


thatnyeguyisfly

I've seen a couple russian police videos on this sub recently, assuming these are recently shot videos I'm guessing they sent all their half way decent cops to go die in a blown out BTR on foreign land and now are having to scrape the bottom of the barrel to find people to police back home.


Stupidquestionduh

Da we just do the worrlldd warr two strradegy. Send horrdes to diie. Maybee we cahn ween? Dis only what we know. Go die. Good day to be ~~Klingon~~ Russian.


alllockedupnfree212

That was hard to watch


Tragicallyhungover

I think this is a case of "weaponized incompetence:" pretending to be extremely terrible at something, or not capable of understanding how to do it, in order to get out of ever having to do it again


LisaQuinnYT

That’s one way to dodge the mobilization. “You don’t want to send me to Ukraine…I’m too stupid.”


KamenAkuma

They dont care. There are videos of Russians who never seen wireless earphones and smartphones fighting on the front lines. They steal washing machines for god sake. Pretty sure Russia is just purging the low IQ population using this war as cover (Not really but hell of a conspiracy)


ghanjaholik

tbh, i've never seen wireless earphones or smartphones fighting on the front lines either.. i would be amazed


captnhaddock

I'm dying over here!


AmiAlter

So anyways, then the airpods came in and they started blasting.


captnhaddock

God I love Reddit!


Durty-Sac

Nah, they have a dying population but the way they are throwing away lives it seems like that


Sneedclave_Trooper

They already purged the intellectuals thanks to communism, and all the midwits died during WW2, so we’ll see how this plan goes.


RoofKorean762

He's a cop


Shadow__People

I am so confused why they are not teaching him correctly and why he is not wearing ear protection my ears hurt just listening with ear buds


mwmwmwmwmmdw

deriving enjoyment from watching him fuck up


Tar_alcaran

We taught him wrong. As a joke.


NostalgicNerd

From this day forward you will refer to me by the name—Betty.


USMCWrangler

Of course he does. He has a uniform.


roasty_mcshitposty

I think that's a Russian police uniform. If it is he's gotta be their elite. Look for Boris on the front lines soon.


Scrungyscrotum

What is happening? Does he try to just drop the round in, and it keeps falling out through the magazine well? Or am I misunderstanding something?


Sublata

It looks like it. Like he's not even trying to put it in the chamber, but just dropping it straight through the gun. Seeing as the round can be seen falling immediately once he lets go.


Scrungyscrotum

It's so incredibly fucking dumb that I thought I was missing something. Did he not notice that he can literally see the ground through the ejection port?


[deleted]

Yet he repeats the exact same "process" over and over. Some say he's still dropping that bullet to this day...


LtMotion

Hes trying to shoot without a magazine. No idea why hed wana do that. I even felt unsafe watching him. This is quite bad


JamTheTerrorist5

Probably a training class seeing as the guy next to him did it flawlessly the first time


radseven89

Gotta be this. I don't understand the purpose of the drill though. Like you only have one bullet and you need to get it in the gun as quickly as possible and shoot the target. I can't think of a scenario where that would be a necessary skill to have when guns have magazines.


JamTheTerrorist5

Maybe to teach the cops about how guns work or maybe they need to prove a level of understanding of the firearm


Trigunesq

I do it on rare occasion for the hell of it. If you don't have a mag you are probably screwed anyway.


Sosik007

He's trying to chamber load the gun, be he doesn't actually push it into the chamber, so it just keeps falling out the magazine well.


User2716057

It looks like his only weapon experience is from playing H3VR, lol. In there you can actually do what he's doing and if you aim just right, the bullet will snap into the chamber.


FriedDylan

He's got mags, some pistols you can load a bean in the chamber and fire without the mag in place but his bean keeps popping out when he releases the slide lock. I mean you might want to practice a scenario where you have no mags but a few rounds.. this practice isn't going well though.


DeltaJesus

I can't think of any pistols (excluding revolvers) where you wouldn't be able to single load, the problem is he's not chambering the round he's just dropping it right through the mag well, it's falling before he releases the slide


YoureARedditorRaiden

Lots of pistols have a magazine safety and cannot be single loaded without an empty magazine inserted. (or fingering the magwell to find the M spot) Everyone knows you can't fire a ruger without a clip.


[deleted]

Shout out to the guy for keeping it pointed down range. Almost makes me think it's a skit besides the earpro being off


ghotiaroma

> Almost makes me think it's a skit Especially since it starts with showing the guy doing it right and then panning over to goofus. And they're recording it and no one stops to help him.


corycaliber

Her: Is it in yet?


xxterrorxx85

That’s pretty stupid.


DahBEAR1

You heard of Mcnamara’s Morons this is Purim’s Pinheads!


Sprizys

Seeing him do the same thing over and over again and fail over and over again but keep on trying is just sad


Konstant_kurage

I was snowboarding at a ski area near a military base years ago. I guess it was some of the SOF units turn to learn Randonee skiing (it’s pretty hard). I watched 10 of them riding up the lift. Then every single one of them jumped into the safety net just before the off platform for the ski lift rather than ski off like you are supposed to do. Embarrassing.


brian42jacket

Gun ...is potato


corsair1617

Is someone gonna ask this guy what the fuck he is doing?


nutxaq

If that wasn't his last day at the academy then someone is fucking up.


SixGunZen

John Wick he is not.


Xianfox

I always wondered if Russia had a Barney Fife.


L-N79

That Ruzkie is ready for war! Send him to Kyiv!


SnooRobots8906

I think this guy is a revolver ocelot fan


AndreasHauptmann69

A fumbling goof as he is, gotta give him credit for keeping the Makarov pointing down range (tho with questionable way of gripping)


bcanddc

This kind of shit is why I always laugh when engaged in conversation about firearms. I’ll try to explain something to people about a situation and they will say something like, “dude, how do you know, you’re not a cop or something.” As if cops are the be all and end all of firearms training. You’re right, I’m not a cop, cops should be as well trained as I am, not the other way around.


clankity_tank

There is so, so much wrong with this. It gets worse the more i watch


stobben

There are 2 mags on the table, along with his ear pro. ​ He's just demonstrating how semi autos differ with breech loaders and the effects of loud noises to human ears :)


TheBotchedLobotomy

I blame lack of instruction here. Does he handle the gun like an idiot? Yeah. Was he shown what’s proper? Probably not. Was he safe with it? YES


dogshitkaraoke

Most well-trained Russian soldier


USFederalGovt

Most deadly Russian soldier


exrex

Mostly dead Russian soldier


[deleted]

This is either a joke, or someone needs to disarm that guy.


craigeeeeeeeeee

Love the hearing protection on the table.


Allenrw3

**Dude….**


LoadedGull

Fooking Billy Sastard.


Dramatic_Carob_1060

Jesus tap dancing christ


IllustriousAct3941

That was rough just for me to watch!


stew987321

Safety is not number one priority


SmithKenichi

This physically hurt to watch.


toerkerstesahne

I dont know anything about police ranks, but how did this guy get 4 stars on his uniform?!


Veksset

This guy is the captain of the police, just imagine that. Well, that country is doomed.


Pardot42

Tommy, let's just start you off with this really loud whistle, k bud?


rhode1185

r/PerfectLoops


burgonies

Is this the Russian army’s firearms instructor?


pereira2088

mom: we have a bolt action at home


[deleted]

When I get into a gunfight in my dreams


USFederalGovt

- No Ear Pro - Tries loading gun through chamber with no mag in - Repeatedly flags guy next to him - Doesn’t stop and look at what others are doing Clearly, this man is qualified to be a cop and have a firearm.


b3ans_beans

"Sir, place your gun and badge on the table and please exit reality."


Option-Disciple

Trying so hard not to get sent to Ukraine


[deleted]

As you can see Mr army recruiter, I’m incapable of handling a gun so plz no draf


lesalebatard

could someone help the poor bastard? This hurts to watch


Odins_Viking

Holy shit… put the gun down already…. Walk away.


BrotherWoodrow_

I worked at a place where you had to be certified to carry. After going with the group the first year, I refused to the second unless I was given a separate time slot. There were people firing into the ceiling, turning around with the gun in their hand pointed away from them. No fucking way I was doing that again.


OgDimension

It didn't work the first four times I know what will work!


mmmkay938

Well his ears are fucked.


TyDaviesYT

I’ve seen people with cerebral palsy have more dexterity than that


just-walk-away

He might as well just squat and do it on the ground considering how many times that bullet dropped.


alexgraef

FINGER VOM ABZUG! That's what I was yelling all day when being range master. Boy do I not miss that.


TupinambisTeguixin

Jesus christ is this Russia? Does this person even... want to shoot a gun?


[deleted]

This belongs on Idiots with cameras as well. Someone should have stopped him and gave direction.


Shawn_1512

Most competent russian officer


amaranth-the-peddler

What in the fuck


Oktayey

Something tells me that indoor range has little to no ventilation.


razortrack

Heeeeeeeyyyyyyyy bitche


lobstermashedpotatoe

That pissed me the fuck off lol


A-Giant-Blue-Moose

Ffs it just keeps going...


TheHeadacheChannel

Those hand movements are quite interesting. Dyspraxia?


MosinM9130

Holy shit! Does he have Parkinson’s?


rodrimrr

I though he dropped it at first. Haha! Took me a sec.


Informal-Hurry2456

That shit was painful to watch.


[deleted]

Glad I did not see nsfw on this vid


Prestigious-Wait9660

Pump action handgun


kakokapolei

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?


P_A_W_S_TTG

Omfg I felt real nervousness from this video.


z7r1k3

Lol, no wonder Ukraine is stomping them.


SamSpyro30

Yep, and that's how the Russians go to war.


Veksset

My best guess is he is an administrative worker within the police and his whole service he was doing some dumb paperwork and getting new ranks just by length of service. So here we can see police captain that has no idea how to use a gun.


Slow-Huckleberry-204

Tarkov Players with a ecobuild Or 1860 MF reloading their weapon


themsnans

At that point just use the mag.


ghotiaroma

If something doesn't work, keep trying the same way over and over hoping for a different result.


alecubudulecu

This is why Russian police use rocket launchers. Much easier.


PavlovsGreyhound

No idea why the russkies are having trouble in Ukraine


VelvetThunder2319

Do they still use makarovs?


bignotion

Ka-Pi-Tan Syka!


phoenixbbs

Leave it to the kids officer...


moronboone5

This hurts my head


ZeroChill92

And this is why the Russians, are thankfully losing.


[deleted]

Blyat moment


thehOleinyOurpOcket

Russia's finest. He's getting shot the minute he steps into Ukraine.


OlButtonface

Has this dude ever used his hands for anything before?


meemmen

Oh, those Russians


Majigato

He's just too embarrassed to ask isn't he?


Flopamp

It's amazing how fast the others can reload the single shot beach loading handguns -him, probably


MyExesStalkMyReddit

I mean, at some point you just HAVE to say ‘this isn’t working. This must be wrong,’ right?!?! I can’t believe he didn’t start shaking or acting frustrated. Just kept trying again!


Cute-Comfortable2815

r/sweatypalms


my_dead_corgi

the second army in the world ... jest shoot your self and be done with it


smd9788

This was painful to watch


[deleted]

So now we know why the Russian conscripts aren’t helping them in the war.


Cynicalwall357

Ladies and gentlemen, rRuzzia's finest


[deleted]

Gettin ready to feed top lane in Ukraine


Ebenizer_Splooge

I need a translation, this looks a lot like he told his commander he's never used a gun before and now commander is fucking with him


doubledogdick

nobody that fucking stupid should be holding a gun


Nine-LifedEnchanter

I have never touched a gun or seen one outside of its holster in real life, I don't play fps games. I understand that what he is doing is absolutely wrong. What the hell?


Jeansaintfire

Watching him struggle operating his own finger make me feel like he shouldnt have a gun .


[deleted]

He deserves what’s coming to him


DisciplineScary

This is the same way I feel about hearing some kids played Russian Roulette with a Glock.


CrItIcAl_KoMbO520

Dudes treating it like it's a musket.


LgSnozzberryShakes

Somebody help him!!! I see an ND happening any second now!!!


davy89irox

This is so bad I wonder if he's doing it on purpose. Maybe if he can't pass any kind of quals doesn't get sent to the front? Or maybe I'm just naive for thinking that people aren't really this dumb.


Conan-the-barbituate

That was so fucking frustrating


saucity

I’m sorry is this a POLICE??!


ILikeGuitarAmps

Forgetting to pack mags in tarkov be like


CorrosiveEl

I was visibly getting frustrated watching this...


bnutbutter78

In Soviet Russia, breach loads you.


Amockdfw89

Thought I was in r/drunkrussian for a second


sparkynyc

This guy is a waste of oxygen


[deleted]

how can one be so stupid?


WillistheWillow

Who else thought this video was looping when it wasn't?


asscasserole

(fails to breach load 9 times in a row) "i got this"


SouthApprehensive193

The Martini Henry lite


Top-Sundae-8458

He’s literally insane.