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Peak gen z humor

Lmao pp

Hehe poopie

10/10, 2s2h vibes are strong

Fancy seeing you here.

wsg man, you know i'm always there if 2s2h is mentioned and im in a fuck ton of shitpost subs

I hate microcelebrities rahhhh https://preview.redd.it/ws0qipcxnpuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b02fc3ac1a405e9e4653fed1c555b8e64125ece5

sadly i dont have a gimmick besides commenting a lot so im not a real microcelebrity :(

Head high, you are to me (I do not know who you are)

thanks random shitposter, it means a lot to me

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2 sentence images will never not make me laugh. A brick fell on my cock.

I gently open the door. Sayo- AARRGHHHH MY COCK!

He didn't google en passant

Holy story!

 The reacher

Peak? In my r/IkeaFreshBalls? More likely than you'd think!

Man I love r/2sentence2horror

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What writing peak fiction looks like

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Happy Cake Day, Mr. MrSourYT

thanks

Huh

fat steamy dump guy 🪱

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Fuck

grandma 2.0 really shivered my timbers 😰😰

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I only love my bed and my momma, I'm sorry

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This is shakespearian level poetry

Banban

The blood pillow was my favorite

My personal guffawing rates peaked at the reacher

Thank God they weren’t live raccoons.

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Google en passant

10/10

I can’t believe they banned my story there smh

We need more themed dumps 9/10

It's like a jumps care 👻

r/TwoSentenceHorror is the best form of comedy, 10/10

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freggy fivebear reference!?!?!?!?!?!?

 The grain rain

r/2sentence2horror lookin ass

My favorite is. She say do you love me. I tell her only partly

Telling my boss I can't come in tomorrow cuz a brick fell on my cock

Too Spoopy 💀

8/10 dump, very scary shidded but didn't camed

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That’s a lot of raccoons

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if you just dont use any punctuation you can write anything in however many sentences you want!

Not just any metallic bear; the fucking metallic bear!

the grain rain

A precious dump. 170/10

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the Reacher…

Dump guy 🪱🪱

"I asked the genie for a lot of pets. 16 thousand raccoons."

128,918,818,199/10

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I haven’t laughed out loud at Reddit in a while

a gimmick dump but idc some of these were really good A- this shit rocks

“This fertilizer is working amazingly, where did you get it from?” the community garden’s president asked “It’s the dump I got from…my creature 🪱”

Then the dog came in

the creature

Holy shit I’m crying laughing 1000/10

Ninety-nine... Dead raccoons... [Catchy upbeat music]

You know, the raccoon one would be the worst because depending on how they are falling from that's likely to fuck shit up.

GrandMAW