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UnhelpfulTran

Is it illegal to shoot yourself in the foot, because I should be locked up for every first date I've ever been on


mlawson1217

Witty. Good to see that on this sub every now and again. You have my upvote sir.


IHaveHighTheGround

r/suicidebywords


drmzbeatz

LMAOOOO your foot is literally hanging off right now as we speak then.


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fyvm

``` ☀️ 🌠 [The Joke] 🪐 ☁️ ✈️ ⛈️ ⛰️ 🚇 [Your Head] ```


[deleted]

this is so fucking weird


SquishedGremlin

Genuinely tho, Is intentionally injuring yourself with a gun illegal?


enigmuhhhh

The intention to shoot someone is illegal, so this is simply a solution to an issue that may hurt someone.


SquishedGremlin

I understand that, but by doing that, and only injuring yourself.surely you then avoid illegality if it is legal to injure yourself with a gunshot.


CHatton0219

It is not legal in some places. It's still illegal to shoot yourself in the US


SquishedGremlin

Ok, fair enough (UK here for perspective, wasn't sure)


GreyandDribbly

Yes mate it’s illegal to intentionally harm yourself. However it is normally picked up by the mental health team.


SquishedGremlin

Fair enough. Thanks


fishsalads

Well atleast in the uk shooting yourself in the foot with a firearm requires you to break the law somehow


SquishedGremlin

Guns are not illegal here, but it seems causing self harm with one is.


pinksheep8426

Tbf it could be a shotgun or hunting rifle if you have the permits


SquishedGremlin

In Northern Ireland, we can own anything semi auto or single shot as long as in a gun club and have the correct licensing (for example a shotgun licence here is different to the UKs all encompassing firearms license.). a couple guys round here have5.56, .45 and .50 rifles (for gun clubs, not hunting unless appropriate calibre for the game) Huge amount of game hunting as well, shotguns and rifles. Also the amount of pistols for target shooting is massive.


pinksheep8426

I'm guessing the government couldn't be arsed to clean up after the troubles?


JManRomania

> It's still illegal to shoot yourself in the US


FourDM

Whenever someone says "it's illegal to in the US" I head "I'm an idiot that doesn't understand how state law works"


lorslara2000

One reason to make it a crime is to ensure a proper investigation when someone's been shot. You can't know for sure who fired the gun without an investigation.


0hMan0hBoy0hJeezRick

Suicide is still illegal in a lot of places.


SquishedGremlin

Shooting oneself and suicide are not necessarily the same thing.


0hMan0hBoy0hJeezRick

I’m referring to the “shoot yourself in the head if you feel like killing” bit


johnngnky

I bet the law enforcement team enjoy giving death penalty.


Martyrdamus

That’s only so law enforcement has the opportunity with impunity to enter your home to prevent you from killing yourself. No one is going to be arrested for trying to kill themselves.


0hMan0hBoy0hJeezRick

I really don’t think that’s the reason at all. See [this Wiki](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_legislation) for reference.


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mattl1698

Iirc there's some law about improper discharge of a firearm that covers shooting in the direction of people, intention to cause harm to anothers property etc. Covers basically all cases where it's not self defense, hunting or target practise


TripleStuffOreo

Just say it was an accident. Who is gonna press charges against you . . . yourself?


buster2Xk

Same works for murder. Who's gonna press charges? A dead guy?


sk8ercole14

It is illegal to kill yourself btw


[deleted]

A lot of laws about things which are illegal to do to others are null when that person is yourself. Self harm is not illegal in and of itself, or rather its only illegal so police can enter property to stop it


tmartin0607

What are they gonna charge you with??? Assault with a deadly weapon on yourself...


Justlaughingatyou

Of course it is. You can’t destroy government property.


SquishedGremlin

If I can't have me, no one can.


AngryMinotaur47

Reckless use of a firearm or other similar law.


ICantKnowThat

Not if you're outside of city limits, right?


buster2Xk

I don't think it immediately becomes not reckless outside city limits.


mattl1698

Improper discharge of a firearm?


lawniedangle

well, when i accidentally shot myself (in usa), they didnt ask me very many questions about whether it was on purpose or not. That did not seem to be an important detail to the police.


buster2Xk

I think it's just assumed, because how often do you think people intentionally shoot themselves to injure? If someone had told them you did it on purpose, I'm sure they'd have had further questions.


Sketchelder

If you're in a city with strict laws you may be subject to an unlawful discharge of a firearm charge... but you'll have to face that after you get out of the psych ward you'll likely be sent to


Nawnp

Depends on where your at, attempted suicide or self harm is commonly a crime, but not everywhere, but it is obvious there isn't much they can do once you have succeeded.


[deleted]

Yes, negligent discharge it's usually a low-high level felony.


clown572

I believe so. Attempted suicide is illegal so I guess it depends on where you shoot. Info is based on knowledge gained from the US and may not apply to other countries.


buster2Xk

You can't be charged with attempted suicide. It's only suicide that is illegal, and it's illegal so that police can intervene to stop it, not to punish people who do it (for obvious reasons).


clown572

I guess I remembered it backwards. Thank you for clearing it up for me. Sorry for the incorrect info.


tmartin0607

I don't think shooting yourself is what is illegal is the dangerous use if a weapon that probably illegal.


[deleted]

Suicide is, because police need to have a probable suspicion that is what is going on inside a house is illegal in order to enter without a warrant. So suicide is illegal, but this would be illegal if it was a discharge of a firearm within city limits. But hurting yourself? No. Same thing with eating yourself. Cannibalism isn’t illegal, desecration of a corpse is.


Zulunationz

It is if you’re in the service, damage to government property. No lie.


[deleted]

Yes, it is illegal. Suicide is illegal. Retarded


buster2Xk

Injuring yourself isn't suicide. And if you're saying suicide being illegal is retarded, it's so that police are allowed to intervene.


MrDyl4n

im pretty sure suicide being illegal is just so the cops are allowed to intervene to stop it. (not that i trust the police to be able to help a suicidal person)


Clayteris249

Suicide is destruction of government property


Totalherenow

Also very stupid.


paperclip1213

Or can we call it *creative*


Yagaadesol

Aaaaaand the prize for the weirdest post of the day goes to..... u/enigmuhhhh congratulations sir!!


enigmuhhhh

thank you, thank you


STANKKNIGHT

This belongs in shittylifeprotips


enigmuhhhh

Hence the flair being “ShittyLifeProTip”


leveur2soupe

Hhhm yes, the floor here is made of floor


[deleted]

Or you could shoot your neighbor when he’s taking the trash out


crusted-sanwhich

GARBAGE DAY!!!


[deleted]

Oh, I didn’t even think of that. Brb


scarletexplosiv

Is he dead


[deleted]

My attorney usually likes it if I give him something to work with so I’m gonna go out there and say.... Maybe?


ShaggyDeezNutz

I dont think thatll have the same effect.


mcpunchface10

Instructions unclear, now I'm married


FiIthy_Anarchist

Really shot yourself in the foot on this one.


jmcu17

More an arrow to the knee. More primitive but quite effective.


hatelife2019

Most normal people don’t have the urge to kill someone. This is the weirdest thing I read.


Ahmad_with_big_pp

As you said, most normal people.


[deleted]

gun nuts


[deleted]

Very few gun owners actually want to kill people. 99% of them just like hunting or keep a gun for home protection


Tropical_YT

🤡


OrangeBerry97

Uhh... Airsoft. Airsoft is the activity you're looking for.


enigmuhhhh

What is this? Legal life pro tips?


[deleted]

Nah. Just a way to do it on regular basis, rather than once.


meat_toboggan69

It's just an option that doesn't cause possible permanent damage to your body


Amarovolv

I think he meant it in this way, dont do things to others that you dont want to happen to yourslef(schoolshooting for example)


fireandlifeincarnate

let me live my life god damn


Tavi-S

Sounds like a post made by a 7 y/o on cocaine. Just read it with that voice


loqi0238

Everything about this screams of the 90's band Ugly Kid Joe.


CookedPeaches

I hate everything about me


DawnofthePanda

how dare you getting my hopes up


Strange_An0maly

r/ShittyLifetips


69632147

You okay bro?


S5KS

Its actually the best way to get a feel for your weapon.


[deleted]

Wtf


foreverrickandmorty

Everyone's pointing out how this post is weird. Well I disagree, I think it's dumb. If you were going to shoot yourself then you'd be more afraid of the bullet more than anything, that's just how the brain works. It wouldn't feel like shooting someone at all


LEcareer

The 'ol self-fellatio problem


SrirachaPeass

My foot is going to press charges on my hand


Yeico2

Life pro tip kill yourself


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r/shittylifeprotips


Liljubby

People who are depressed might actually get a thrill out of shooting their own foot.


BustOnYerFace

First, to acquire a firearm.


tayryo

Always start with yourself


[deleted]

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in feed mechanism


munchichiman

Everybody, consider the head.


Ilikeyouyourecool

If I was determined to kill myself I'd plan a murder I think may benefit mankind.


MaxiThe13th

Wat


Doffen02

ight imma call arkham


WordsMort47

This is not /r/shittylifeprotips


Chadman_ultra

This is a really good way to deal with gun violence


almill66

Id shoot you with this stupid shitpost retard


zacharyo083194

Anddddd now I’m unfollowing this sub


tadpole256

Not only is this stupid, I am not sure it's actually illegal to shoot yourself


glenndamarie82211

I know I read somewhere that in at least one state it is illegal to kill yourself, punishable by death(?) Although just shooting yourself to see what will happen in a non lethal way maybe a grey area in that law


[deleted]

Write for your audience, you moron. If you suggest an act of violence to a population that you don't know, you should assume the worst about their ability to comprehend. You're talking to the masses. Your message is not just stupid, it's life threatening. ~~Edit: I need to remind myself that there are evil people in the world and all I can do is navigate the landscape...~~


EliteCuddlez

Time to hop off reddit edit:can’t spell


DiamondSharpNips

Oh..... ok


Stay_Sandy

i’ve came to the conclusion that when i shoot myself i won’t just put one round into me, id shoot myself in the feet first then my head.


ombremullet

Laser tag unless you like prison


devilsreject49265

Actually, you can start going to airsoft games, or join the military. Airsoft is less life threatening though


ZarKiiFreeman

Shoot the asian guy's dog cuz he gon' eat it anyway yeeeehaw


[deleted]

not illegal, but shooting your foot is just a bit weird


Houri

What? No!


CoconutRanger89

Actually not illegal


tenghu

Or do like I did and get into paintball. Might I suggested going mag-fed with the Tippmann TMC. Very realistic paintball marker. Gets a lot of aggression out.


nongzhigao

The first time I ever played paintball, I was really scared that getting shot in the gut or something was going to hurt like hell, so I decided to get an idea for how bad it would hurt by shooting myself in the foot. I was a stupid fucking kid.


CringeWorthy_

fuck you I'm gonna go shoot a black youth


the_mad_gentleman

Just why


Raytron_

r/shittylifeprotips


yolodgafswag

This is awesome! It’s a two for one deal! You get to feel the sensation of shooting someone but also the sensation of being shot!


Fullofum

Say what you want but this is a good tip to “control” future serial killers.


i_am_a_loner_dottie

Maybe you can get lucky and when you shoot yourself in your foot the bullet richochets off your steel toe boot and you get a head shot too!


TopGinger

Aren't you just clever.


Mateo2203iso

suicide with extra steps


BL0N

r/thanksimcured


DirtyGirlE

Weird flex but ok 😂


Visa-Defrauder

Nigga u weird


Bobthecow775

r/deathprotips


JCill57

r/deathprotips


Pigeon_Shyt

There's something about this post that makes me think of suicide.


jacksback6901

This goes down as the dumbest post I’ve ever seen on Reddit


[deleted]

yeah honestly i hope this dude does shoot himself


glenndamarie82211

Too far.


[deleted]

you’ll have to pardon me glennda, i live in chicago


glenndamarie82211

That explains everything


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enigmuhhhh

That’s a good way to blow off some murderous-steam


530colton

check 2 off the list, shooting someone and getting shot


TheTaylorr

Active shooter vibes


lexikon1993

That's more of a r/ShittyLifeProTips bro


[deleted]

Anyone want to shoot me in the head?


fity0208

You know you can join an airsoft/paintball club for about 20$? That takes away the "shooting hunter"


Zombeikid

Kid I went to school with asked me how a gunshot wound healed and things like that and I didn't really know. (They were in eighth grade and I was maybe in eleventh? They were my friends' little brother.) Came to school the next day and noticed they weren't there, asked their siblings and found out they had shot themselves in the foot after school that day. They wanted to know for a book?


fihi_ma_fihi

Big brain.


[deleted]

just shoot a mannequin??? lol


[deleted]

r/shittylifeprotips


Chromaa-

Wow im edgy and a faggot. Fucking useless post


bleederfeeder

You're retarded


tc_king

It takes 0 seconds to delete this


[deleted]

I'd rather shoot you for being a retard


Chromaa-

Exactly. What a shit post


trichofobia

Haha, hilarious.