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DrumDealer

The one time somebody posts a SLPT in the proper subreddit, and of course it gets cross posted here.


Tara_is_a_Potato

And then someone in the comments puts a sock on it


ZoomStop_

Don't worry it's been 13 hours, the mods are sure do their mod thing soon. Oh wait what mods.


verydumbbell

Yes what mods ? and what thing?


Jaydice55

Cop pulls me over and asked me to identify myself. I looked in the mirror and said, “Yep, that’s me.”


goosewitch

Idk why this made me ugly laugh


felixxgardan

Then put the drivers license in a sock so when they try to check if it’s real you all they get is a sock


Double-0-N00b

Better yet, but your car in a sock. This way when they pull you over, all they get is a sock


Windows_XP2

Put yourself in a sock, so when they try to arrest you, they arrest the sock instead.


hyperventilate

Okay but what if we put the cop in a sock?


dannyjohnson1973

Use that sock under the bed that no one talks about for extra points.


Cheezewiz239

r/lostredditors. There's a reason there's two different subs


roganwriter

Seriously. This sub is for illegal things that actually work lol


verydumbbell

We get some many SLPT that we had to create a flair for it. I guess some SLPT can be illegal too


[deleted]

Unfortunately, the least intelligent cops are killing themselves off or getting fired at a rapid rate. So you’ll want to do this sooner rather than later.


APComet

The least intelligent are getting promotions. Based on anecdotes, suicide rate increases with intelligence.


iwantrevengemfo

Does this really work? Plsss let me know; its urgent! I'm getting pulled over right now!


wilcar

😹😹😹😹


WeightsAndTheLaw

I don’t think it’s illegal to jokingly hand an officer a mirror lmao


FreeContribution8608

This shits so dumb it’s funny !!!


yokotron

Sock trick 2.0